Chapter 42: Wake Up!
"Lao He, put the work in your hands, Lao He, do you hear? My son seems to have really had a problem recently, you see that at the parent-teacher meeting, the teachers called us aside alone. Tell me about my son's early love, saying that this is going to be an exam, and he is just going to be promoted, such a critical juncture, alas!"
"Puppy love, it's not like my species at all. When I was studying, I didn't fall in love in junior high school! I have been working for eight years, and we only met on a blind date when the child him. It's not good to fall in love!"
"Yes, even if it is the third middle school of Chalin, it is not difficult to go to high school. But what kind of teachers are here? If possible, who doesn't want to send their children to Chalin No. 1 Middle School to study, key middle school, key middle school!"
"the kid, my son's mid-month exam this time looks like it, but it's the fifteenth from the bottom. It's just to find a relationship to give gifts, and it's difficult to enter the tea forest. I think if he really doesn't have the material to study, why don't you listen to the physical education teacher and ask him to recommend him to go to a sports school? I heard that my son is good at playing basketball and sports!"
He Zilong, who was just going home, overheard the conversation of his parents, and only felt his heart throb. It's a bit messy in the wind!
During the class this morning, the teachers asked the students to study on their own. But everyone knows that today in another classroom, it is also the time for teachers to entertain parents and hold parent-teacher conferences.
If you want to talk about his current school, I am most afraid of what his parents will know. Undoubtedly, it is the rumors of him and Wang Meimei, as well as his own academic performance!
The time after being reborn is too short, and I am distracted every day. Even if it integrates a lot of memories from teenagers, the memories of adults in the mind are the mainstream. The content of junior high school in the nineties is not difficult, and it is not possible to relearn and learn well in such a short time.
Besides, when he was a student, his grades were average!
So, for the last test in the middle of the month, he wanted to test his true level. As a result, he became the fifteenth from the bottom of the class, which is really a sad story!
In the whole three years of junior high school, there were very few parent-teacher meetings in front of me, and even if there were, the teacher basically didn't name anyone.
But this time, He Zilong and Wang Meimei's affair made too much noise. As long as it is a person and a teacher in Chalin No. 3 Middle School, and even people who live nearby, they have heard of it. To be honest, in this case, his parents found out so late because the person concerned was generally the last to know the miracle under this law.
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"Shhh...... If you want to talk about anti-puppy love, between the nineties and 2010, it was the craziest time for parents. Thinking that his parents might do everything possible to prevent his early love, He Zilong only felt a pain at this time.
He still clearly remembers his primary school and classmates.
It was when he was in the third grade of primary school, Wang Erdan fell in love with Liu Xiaohua, the deputy class leader, and when they were out of school, they secretly held hands at the entrance of the village and were discovered by Wang Erdan and his second uncle. Then, his second uncle ruthlessly told his younger brother about the dirty things of this pair of X men and women, Wang Erdan's father.
After returning home, Erdan's father pressed Erdan's father to the ground and beat him severely, and Erdan's buttocks hurt so much that he didn't dare to sit down the next day. The fight was not over, and the second father transferred him to a single boys' school. You said that you transferred an elementary school student to a boys' school and became a boarder, which is too TM and perverted!
Not only that, but there are.
In the first year of junior high school, Li Daming, one of He Zilong's best friends, got along with a female classmate in the next village. Passing notes in class every day! Forget about other teachers' lessons, even the class teacher's class is also passed on, you must know that the head teacher is your Li Daming's father. The IQ of men and women in love is really catchy!
Not surprisingly, the matter between the two of them was also discovered by the head teacher.
Then, there is no then. Whether it was that Li Daming or that female student, they all changed schools. And it's a cross-county transfer school, and it is said that I went directly to the school of my relatives in the city!
If you don't tell the truth, you might be sent to a psychiatric hospital.
He Zilong really wanted to say to all the parents in the 90s, you should stop your children from falling in love now, and in another ten years, when your children grow up. You have to turn things around because your children can't find someone to marry, and you can't find someone to really love each other. I'm worried every day!
Isn't it interesting?
You know, in the afterlife, in another twenty years or so. The policy of excessive family planning, which has been implemented for about 30 years, will have an extremely terrible consequence. That's the ratio of marriageable men to women, which will become about 100 to 130!
There will be 40 to 50 million more male singles than women!
Don't think that in a country with a population of 1.3 billion, it is a trivial matter for 40 or 50 million young men to be singles, accounting for only a very small part of the 1.3 billion people.
I don't want to think about it, 1.3 billion people, remove one-third of the middle-aged and elderly. One-third of minors and some miscellaneous people, and only about one-third of young people are really suitable for marriage. That's about 400 million people!
Originally, according to the normal ratio, these 400 million people should be divided equally between men and women, about 200 million respectively.
But later, there were 40 or 50 million more male than female students in China, that is, the number of men became about 250 million. The corresponding 200 million women have been reduced to about 150 million.
There are 250 million men and 150 million women, which is only about 100 million people. Plus there are women who don't get married, or go to be lovers for others, as well as special professions. That's not just a little bit of a difference!
Therefore, in later generations, there are even many men who shouted on the Internet that men who can get married and remain undivorced for ten years, regardless of whether they are rich or poor, are already half successful people.
Listen, a man who can get married will already be half a successful person in the next life. Good sad self-comfort!
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"Dad, Mom, I have something to say about early love......
The next minute, He Zilong opened the door of the house and walked in with a serious expression. The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!
However, this is of little use.
An hour later, there were not only parents, but also neighbors, and various relatives who were passing by and living not far away. These are all foreign aid called by our parents, and all of them are all for your own good.
began to brainwash He Zilong and instill the theory of the Diamond Sutra, at first He Zilong was still stubbornly resistant, but he was quickly defeated and collapsed!
At this moment, He Zilong realized the sense of scoundrel and powerlessness of the Monkey King in the face of the Buddha and Tang Sanzang.
In order to have an early dinner, then go to bed, and get out of this irresistible siege environment. He could only nod his head again and again, and signed the Treaty of Shimonoseki, the Treaty of Hardship and Simplicity, the Treaty of Never Early Love, and the Treaty of Upward Movement every day, many unequal treaties.
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