"Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you........."

Drinking and singing can simply take my little life, God is fair, although I have good academic performance, but my literary cells, no, literary and artistic bacteria, were killed by disinfectant as soon as I was born, and there is no one left.

Hahahahaha.........ha

As soon as I finished the song, everyone in the audience burst into barbell-like laughter, almost crushing me to death, my god!

"I didn't expect that our school year number one was incomplete in five tones, it was really ...... If you pass it out, you will definitely laugh out of your big teeth. Wang Xiaofeng is the happiest one to laugh at.

Why didn't you suffocate him to death, laugh so loudly!

I said, "Maybe God is afraid that I'm too perfect, otherwise the world wouldn't be able to accommodate me." ”

"Hahaha, you are already perfect, my young master Zhong, your name is perfect, your singing is perfect, you are impeccable. Banban gloated.

Mrs. was too much, and even used my name to say something, it must have been my mother who told him, which is really annoying. It's a big mess.

"Okay, everyone hurry up and get ready to eat the cake, and after eating, we will go back to bed!" Wang Xiaofeng, a foodie, will never forget to eat.

Wang Xiaofeng took out the birthday cake he prepared, cut it quickly with his hands and feet, and delivered it to Banban in his hand, saying, "Big birthday star, hurry up and eat the cake, don't be cold." ”

The first time I heard that cakes can be cold, could it be that his cakes were freshly cooked?

"Ahh Ban Ban spit out the cake with a thud, "There's mustard, Wang Xiaofeng, you bastard." ”

Fei Ge said: "No wonder Xiaofeng was sneaky in the back during his evening self-study today, it turned out to be an unexpected surprise for the class." ”

"Come, come, eat the cake I prepared, mine without mustard, give. Banban hadn't spit out the cake prepared by Wang Xiaofeng yet, and Lin Shucong handed another piece up.

Before Banban could reach for it, Lin Shucong grabbed the cake and smeared all the cream on Banban's face, and then in the faint light of the candle, I saw a little flower cat.

"No matter what, you are my brother, no matter how far away I will watch you......"

I'm happy to have a birthday, but I'm not happy when I'm a year older, I think so, but Banban doesn't seem to think like that. Ever since his birthday, Banban has been humming a little tune even in class.

I said, "Are you so happy about your birthday? It's not a great thing, and every birthday means you're a year older, and you're one step closer to death, poor fool." ”

"No wonder you don't grow tall, how can you still have the energy to grow taller when you think about these things all day long, life and death are impermanent, wealth is in the sky, these are all forced. With his left hand in the shape of a whisker and his right hand behind his back, he looked like a gray-haired old man. Bah, this guy must not know where he watched any movies or TV series that ruined the three views. Or maybe I learned it from the old man at the bone-setting gym.

I was stunned, and while I was amazed that Ban Ban could have such a superb perception, I was amazed that I was a bit vulgar in this way, anyway, I was originally a layman.

"Zhong Keyu, I have decided, in the future, we will be brothers in life and death, not to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to be born on the same day of the same month and ......... same year"

Banban's sudden burst out of a sentence made me dumbfounded again, what is this, one will sigh at life, one will marry Jin Lan, is it possible that after his birthday, because he is too excited, his brain is Watt. Probably not, his brain has been in a watt state.

Peng Meijia next to her was unhappy, "If you make any more noise, I'll ......"

"Just take off my arm, come, come, I'm not afraid of you." Banban shouted.

"Stop, you two hurry up and study, or I'll go and report to Teacher Hou." ”

"You go, you go, see what you can bear, if you don't go, you're a puppy." "Banban turned his head around and began to provoke me.

It's the minions, it's the devil's pace, who makes Banban so arrogant.

This is clearly asking me to bully him with Peng Meijia, I said: "Banban, don't go too far, don't think that I won't dare to beat you just after your birthday." ”

I really want to hit him from the bottom of my heart, don't lie, this is the truth, I guess Peng Meijia should have the same idea as me.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. ”

Peng Meijia, who was on the right side of Banban, turned around and pressed against the wall, with eight big characters written on her forehead: "Everyone is responsible for caring for the mentally handicapped."

"Students, everyone be quiet, I announce a piece of news, the xxz students in our class are going to transfer to the liberal arts class today. Teacher Hou said happily as soon as she entered the door, although she was a little hidden on the surface, but I could see her true thoughts at a glance, and the eye of wisdom was so powerful.

The class suddenly exploded again, you and I chattered non-stop, every time there was any exciting news announced, I was used to it, according to the usual routine, it was Mr. Hou's turn to slap the table.

"Students, everyone be quiet a little, before the entrance examination, each of you has the right to re-choose arts and sciences, you must think about it carefully, you must not be sloppy, this is a major choice related to your life. ”

Teacher Hou is talking nonsense in a serious way again, during the monthly exam, she said that the monthly exam is related to the performance of the college entrance examination, and during the final exam, she said that the final exam can affect the division of the sophomore year of high school, and now she says that the liberal arts and sciences will affect our life, and the impact will affect it, anyway, there is an opportunity to change, I always believe that wherever I go is the road, although I am an authentic road idiot, but it is true, you can't be afraid to do anything because of someone else's words.

I said, "Banban, why don't you study liberal arts, you are so good at geography, it's a waste of talent not to study liberal arts." ”

"I don't go, I fail politics every time, and if I go to study liberal arts, I will definitely be tortured to death by my political teachers. ”

Some people, who just now have an indomitable momentum, don't know where to go, and now they are cowering.

"In fact, compared to science, liberal arts is relatively simple, everyone thinks that if you don't rush to study now, hurry up and seize this opportunity, after this village, there will be no such store." "Teacher Hou saw that we were unmoved and continued to fool. It's been more than a year, and most of Mr. Hou's routines have been clearly figured out by us.

Our second shift is like a bus carrying 60 people, which is now overloaded, and there are still passengers on the bus.

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