Chapter 1309: General Zhendong
For Zhao Yongqi's trust, the members of the brotherhood have become almost instinctive. After listening to his tedious instructions, he wrote them down by heart, such as Xiao Baozi, and then took everything without missing anything. And Zhao Yongqi himself followed Feifei and Li Zhien, the two little girls.
"You can't take this!" On the bus, Zhao Yongqi threw the potato chips out of Li Zhien's hand, "This is going to the desert, why are you bringing something that you can't eat enough, takes up a lot of space, and will get thirstier and thirstier the more you eat?" I told the two of you just now, beef jerky, chocolate and other things that are small in size and high in calories are the first choice. ”
"Okay. Pouting and reluctantly glancing at the potato chips, Lee Ji-eun, who was drilling around in the bus full of things as if he had ransacked a supermarket, turned his eyes to snacks such as plum blossoms.
It seems that he had expected that the two little girls would toss tricks, and kept staring at their Zhao Yongqi until all the choices were made, and then he left the bus with them. In fact, it is certainly not possible for them to fill several camels on their own. All they need to do is take a "sample" and a staff member will get the amount they have requested into a weighted pocket.
According to Zhao Yongqi's requirements, everyone needs to take double copies of everything that must be used. This is to ensure that in the event of any emergency, such as the loss of a camel, a broken water tank, etc., then there will be no shortage of supplies. According to this principle, small and practical dehydrated vegetables, dehydrated jerky, compressed biscuits and other foods have become the first choice. More than half of the drinking water is added with the right amount of salt.
After working for almost three hours, after the last meal at noon, under the command of Lu Hao, the entire program team began to march to the depths of the sofa. Walking in the forefront was the camel team of Zhao Yongqi and others, and a few hundred meters behind them followed the mighty convoy.
"It's so much more comfortable to wear this. Deng Chao, who almost wrapped his entire face in gray-white linen cloth and only showed two eyes, said triumphantly: "I thought it would be dried by the sun, but this time I don't have to worry." ”
In fact, for direct exposure to the sun, the most worried are those girls, who usually don't use much cosmetics, and now they don't know how many layers of sunscreen they apply on their faces, so they almost mummify themselves.
Sitting on a rickety camel, everyone was excited at first, but after an hour of walking, the walk became boring.
Just when everyone was drowsy by the sun, behind a sand dune in front, dozens of fast horses suddenly rushed out, and the big men on the horses were wearing Xiongnu costumes during the Han Dynasty, waving scimitars in their hands, and as soon as they approached the camel caravan, they were divided into two sides to surround them, shouting a strange roar that they couldn't understand, and slowly approaching with weapons in hand.
"The caravan encountered a rampant horse thief, and now it's ......" Before Xiaotian's script was finished, he saw Zhao Yongqi take out a bag wrapped in black cloth from his camel's backpack, and after exposing the contents in three or two clicks, he quickly assembled it.
In less than ten seconds, a two-meter-long, silver-glittering, and dazzling reflection of the tip of the spear in the sunlight appeared in his hand.
Zhao Yongqi, who jumped off the camel with a spear in his hand and stood with a gun in one hand, shouted to the horse thief: "I am the general of Zhendong of the Han Dynasty, and Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong, the Marquis of Yongchang Pavilion, are also." Just a horse thief, get off your horse and die!"
Xiao Tian was stunned with his mouth open, and the group of horse thieves were also stunned, looking at Xiao Tian and at Lord Zhao Zilong, who was wearing tattered clothes and standing tall with a gun, he didn't know what to do.
"That...... Brother Xiao Qi ...... licking his lips, Xiao Tian said dryly: "The script is not like this, it should be ......"
"What a bullshit script! Don't you just want to pretend to be a horse thief and kill people and sell more goods? Zhao Yongqi ignored it, waved his spear and danced a circle of spear flowers on the spot, and shouted with a fierce face: "You wait for the horse thief, you just want to kill people and oversell goods! If you want to move my goods, you first asked me about the spear in my hand!"
"......" got off the horse and surrounded Zhao Yongqi The horse thieves, you look at me, I look at you, and finally looked at the person in the middle who looked like their boss.
With a roll of his eyes, the horse thief boss stuck the nine-ring knife in his hand into the ground, hugged his fists and knelt down on one knee and said: "I don't know if General Zhendong is here, the general is brave and brave, and we think we are not opponents." Give the villain and other big courages, and dare not rob the general's goods. Merely...... Those people are also the general's protection?"
"Those people?" Zhao Yongqi turned his head and glanced at the lively Deng Chao and the others, grabbed his short hair and said: "They have nothing to do with me! ”
"......" This time it was Deng Chao's turn and the others were stunned to look at the horse thieves who hugged Zhao Yongqi with a fist, and then surrounded them with a wicked smile.
After a long time, Li Zhien let out an earth-shattering shout: "Ah~~~ Frog Oba, you are too bad!"
"Hahaha......" The VJs around him couldn't laugh and almost fell directly on the sand.
Zhao Yongqi, who was smiling evilly, held his spear, as if he had become an accomplice of the horse thief in an instant, and pointed and said: "That horse, that horse has silk on it, rob it! And that horse, that horse carries a lot of chocolate, beef jerky, or something." Yes, yes, and that ......."
Deng Chao and the others, who had no power to resist, were driven aside like a group of little chickens, and more than a dozen big men with long knives stared at them, and they could only watch as the horse thieves each took about a fifth of what was on the camel. Of course, no one dared to move Zhao Yongqi's four camels.
In the end, the horse thieves were very "kind" enough to change the camel's belongings and drag nearly nine camels to leave.
The leader of the horse thieves walked up to Zhao Yongqi very politely, clasped his hands into fists and said, "General Zhendong has a large number of people, thanks to the mercy of your subordinates this time." I will wait for this to retire, the mountains will not turn around, he will meet in the future, and then invite the general to drink. ”
"Well said, well said. Zhao Yongqi clenched his fists, glanced at the camel snatched behind the horse thief, blinked his eyes and said, "Is this the end of the robbery?"
"Exactly!" the leader of the horse thieves nodded subconsciously in agreement.
"Well, yes, yes. Zhao Yongqi nodded with a smile, then waved his spear and said viciously: "Robbery!"
"......" Cheng He's mouth was opened and never closed.
"......" Xiaotian didn't know what to say at all.
"......" The face of the horse thief boss changed and changed, if he hadn't thought that he couldn't beat the bastard in front of him, he would have pounced on him and bit him to death.
"What are you looking at?" Zhao Yongqi glared at the dozens of horse thieves who had worked hard for a long time, and said viciously: "Now it's a robbery, the men stand on the left, the women stand on the right, and they can't be separated from the middle of the station!