Walking and walking, Chen Leilei only felt a heavy blow to his back, screamed, and turned around to find Xiao Wu holding his plaster arm with a wicked smile on his face.

When the three girls saw that Chen Leilei had stopped, they also stopped, and they all turned to look at Xiao Wu, who beat her husband.

Xiao Wu wanted to say hello to Chen Leilei, but when he saw that the three beauties were looking at him angrily, he was stunned and didn't say anything for a long time with his mouth open.

Chen Leilei rubbed his back awkwardly and asked Xiao Wu angrily: "What kind of nerves are you guilty of?"

Xiao Wu swallowed his saliva and said in a daze: "Didn't I want to show that our relationship is iron enough?"

Chen Leilei said helplessly: "The relationship between the two of us is iron, but I am not iron! I have never seen you so brave in a fight." ”

Xiao Wu glanced at Xu He and them, gave Shuai Chen Leilei a look, and motioned to help introduce them.

Chen Leilei didn't bother to introduce this big mouth, so he turned around and let Xu He and the others go first.

Xiao Wu looked at the graceful backs of the three girls, dragged Chen Leilei's arm and sighed: "Leizi, as soon as Xie Tingting left, did you fall out of love and lose heat?

Chen Leilei snorted and said, "What's the matter? Listen to what you mean by asking your buddy to share one of you?"

Xiao Wu hurriedly shook his head and said, "Don't be, I still know how many catties and taels I have." It's just that you've hugged so many girls, and you haven't even hugged Li Jia yet, isn't it time to take a buddy?"

Chen Leilei touched his chin and looked Xiao Wu up and down, his eyes were as poisonous as they were.

Xiao Wu said helplessly: "What kind of eyes are you?"

Chen Leilei smiled and said: "Of course it's disdainful eyes." ”

Xiao Wu angrily took the plaster arm and arched Chen Leilei, begging: "Don't make trouble, hurry up and point out buddy." ”

Chen Leilei sighed and said: "You~ The congenital conditions are very good, but they are all wasted the day after tomorrow, I really don't know how to guide you." I don't understand, you're usually so bright, why do you suddenly have a short string in your head when you come to pick up girls?"

Xiao Wu scratched the back of his head and asked, "No, right?" I think I'm more chic when I pick up girls?"

Chen Leilei almost didn't listen to the spray, and said disdainfully: "'The skirt is more beautiful than the river', this is called chic? ”

Xiao Wu's face was full of puzzlement, and he sighed and said, "Alas, the past is unbearable, why don't you understand my romance?"

Chen Leilei wanted to cry and said without tears: "Yes, don't be romantic, you type of guy with a good self and completely unrealistic, let me make a move, you can only use this trick to get a girl." ”

Xiao Wuxi said: "What move? Say it quickly, say it quickly!"

Chen Leilei said in a guiding tone: "People like you are thick-skinned enough, but you still have shortcomings in toughness, if you want to soak in a girl, you must have the spirit of a dog biting bones and not spitting." How to say it, it's just to take a fancy to a girl, and you have to be close to her with a dead face, and you can't give up no matter how you are despised. At first, you may be sticking a hot face to someone's cold buttocks, but you must not be discouraged, and you must have the determination to stick your cold ass hot. Have you ever heard of Zheng Banqiao's poem, called "Bamboo and Stone", which says: "Insist that the green mountains are not relaxed, and the roots are in the broken rocks." Thousands of blows are still strong, and the wind blows from east to west, north and south. 'You have to pick up a girl like the bamboo in this poem, if you stick to the stone, you will never come out again, no matter how the girl squeezes you and snubs you, your dead face will not come out. Of course, this kind of dead skin is not a dead skin of a scoundrel, but a dead skin and a dead face with confidence. ”

The more Xiao Wu listened, the more he didn't understand, and asked, "What do you mean by a confident dead face?"

Chen Leilei said: "Well, this is a shameless essence sublimated from the dead skin of the scoundrel, including wit, courage, humor and a lot of esoteric things, can only be understood but not spoken, this thing is not something that can be practiced in a while, how can you do seven or eight hundred shameless things in front of the girl, in order to slowly explore that feeling." ”

"Damn, don't you have to be so difficult to make a girl?"

"Nonsense, it takes skill to cut wheat, not to mention such a sophisticated industry as pickling girls? Do you think you can soak girls with a J8? Don't think that pickling girls is so simple. If you want to be invincible, you must work hard. ”

Xiao Wu was a little discouraged when he heard this.

Chen Leilei encouraged: "But don't think it's too difficult, as long as you can take the first step bravely, it will be much easier later." As he spoke, he pointed to a few beautiful girls at the school gate and instructed Xiao Wu: "Do you see that beautiful girl? It shouldn't be our school, I guess I'm here to find someone, you go over, ask the name of the girl in the white dress with a dead face, as long as she doesn't call someone or the police, you keep asking until she tells you." ”

Xiao Wu hummed and said, "Am I just looking for a scolding?"

Chen Leilei preached: "If you scold you a few times, you will be thick-skinned, many pickle girls are scolded, hurry up, take the first step bravely." ”

Xiao Wu's eyes rolled, and he said with a different taste: "Why do I think you are pushing me into the fire pit again?"

Chen Leilei said with a straight face: "Not this time, I don't know this girl, she looks very spicy, and it is estimated that she will have to scold you with her head and face, which is just right for you to exercise your mental endurance." ”

Xiao Wu said firmly: "Damn, no, I will definitely not go over this time." With a wicked smile, he pouted Chen Leilei: "Leizi, what you said is a set, are you showing a brother a thing? Let's have something practical for my brother to learn." ”

Chen Leilei snorted proudly and said, "My conditions are different from yours, and I will definitely not be scolded in the past." ”

Xiao Wu was angry and said: "Don't fuck up, you're just taller than me, hurry up, let the buddy have a bottom, and see how you should be scolded." After speaking, there was a pleading look on his face, and he almost knelt down for Chen Leilei.

Chen Leilei sighed and said: "Alas, seeing that you have become like this, I will make a move, you learn to pretend to be a grandson to the end, so that people can't scold if they want to." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll study hard, you go quickly. Xiao Wu pushed Chen Leilei, and his eyes were full of hurtful smiles.

Chen Leilei shook his spirits, walked towards the three girls, and kept his eyes firmly on the body of the girl in the white dress, this girl is okay, with small phoenix eyes and thin mouth, like a pungent master.

Chen Leilei said warmly in the past: "Yo! Isn't this cousin?"

The girl in white glanced at Chen Leilei, and said angrily, "You recognize the wrong person, right?" The two girls next to her giggled.

Chen Leilei said with a serious face: "Look at you, tease my brother again, always tease my brother in front of your friends." Don't joke with my brother, why don't you notify us when you return to China, uncle and aunt are fine, right?"

The girl in white didn't put on Chen Leilei at all, and threw a sentence: "I told you that I recognized the wrong person!

Chen Leilei was not angry but said happily: "Ha! Let's show my stuffing! I told my brother what illness he had." Don't mess with my brother, your aunt was still mentioning you yesterday. ”

The girl in white saw that Chen Leilei said seriously that she had a neuropathy, and her heart was a little cold, and she said sternly: "I'll tell you again, I'm not your cousin, you recognize the wrong person!"

Chen Leilei frowned and said, "Shouldn't it? You are not Li Wenyu? It is impossible? You won't just go abroad for a year and not remember me, I am Chen Leilei, your cousin Leilei." ”

A girl next to the girl in white saw that Chen Leilei was very nervous, and said timidly: "She is not Li Wenyu, you really recognize the wrong person." ”

Chen Leilei turned to the girl and said solemnly: "Impossible, who is she not Li Wenyu?" Wait, did you also collude with my cousin to deceive me?"

The girl was frightened enough, and said truthfully: "I didn't lie to you, her name is Zhou Man, not Li Wenyu, really." ”

"Zhou Man?" Chen Leilei read the name and turned to the girl in white again, hehe Yile said: "Tut-tut~ Take a closer look, you really don't seem to be my cousin, but you two really look alike, both of them are tall on one side, to my chest." ”

The girl in white snorted and said, "Don't bother us if you know that you recognize the wrong person, the road is so wide, shouldn't you move?"

Chen Leilei said with a dead face: "Don't tie the knot, although you are not my cousin, but we know each other, my name is Chen Leilei, your name is Zhou Man, you see how many names match, this is fate." ”

The girl in white understood what Chen Leilei meant, and hummed: "I don't think you recognized your cousin by mistake, right?"

"Hey, look at what you said, how can I be so sinister? You really miss my cousin, but she has one eyelid and you have two eyelids, that's the difference, if you also have a single eyelid, I don't believe you're not my cousin if you kill me. ”

"Yes, yes, don't talk about it, you recognize the wrong person, right? Do you know that you should leave if you admit the wrong person? Don't get in the way of us waiting for others?"

"Classmate Zhou Man, shouldn't you be a little romantic? You said that in the vast sea of people, I don't admit my mistakes, I don't admit my mistakes, but I recognize you wrong, how big is this fate!"

"Hmph, I think this fate is set by you, right?"

"Huh, classmate Zhou Man, don't praise me like that, this is simply a loss of my life! How can I have such a great ability to determine fate? Let's ...... I guess I practiced it after sitting in zazen together for 500 years. Tell me, isn't it a pity to let go of things that were obtained so hard, and let the future of the two of us miss out? Why don't you tell me that you are in that school and that class? By the way, it's okay to talk about your home phone, and it would be ......better to mention birthdays, hobbies, measurements, and so on."

Chen Leilei was thinking about it, only to feel a big hand on his shoulder, and a deep voice sounded behind him: "Chen Leilei, have you crossed the line?"

Chen Leilei turned around and saw one of the cores of the Yanlong team, Guo Yan, a second-year student, was looking at him angrily, Guo Yan and Chen Leilei were teammates of the school basketball team and were more familiar.

Chen Leilei glanced at Zhou Man and found that the girl had a gloating smile on her face, and immediately understood what was going on, and smiled at Guo Yan: "I'll go, I blame me for this, I didn't recognize this as my sister-in-law, hehe, misunderstanding, a misunderstanding." ”

After a few words, Chen Leilei pulled himself and ran towards Xiao Wu, who was holding his stomach and laughing.

Chen Lei said angrily: "You knew it was Guo Yan's wife before, right?"

"Haha, let's even!"

"Che Ping J8, it's you who suffered, don't think I'll help you pick up girls in the future. ”

", buddy has learned your tricks. Xiao Wu said triumphantly, and suddenly found that Li Jia happened to be passing by, and said to Chen Leilei's stinky fart: "Leizi, watch buddy give you a back and forth study to use, go and talk to Li Jia!"

Chen Leilei said helplessly: "What's wrong with this, don't you already know Li Jia?" Looking over curiously, I saw Xiao Wu jumping in front of Li Jia, and said happily: "Yo! Isn't this cousin?!" Chen Leilei's jaw dropped instantly!

Li Jia said in a daze: "You...... What's wrong?"

Xiao Wu learned from Chen Leilei and said: "Look at you, don't tease my brother, I'm your cousin!

Li Jia was frightened by Xiao Wu's abnormal behavior, took a step back and asked timidly, "Are you okay?"

Xiao Wu laughed and said, "Ha, cousin, why did you forget, my brother has a nervous disorder!"

"Ah~" Li Jia was completely frightened, and ran into the school with a scream.

Chen Leilei walked to Xiao Wu, who was covering his head in surprise, and asked, "What are you crazy about?

"Didn't I want to be funny?"

"Xiao Wu, I beg you to promise me something. ”

"You say. ”

"No matter who you meet in the future, don't say you know me, please!"