Chapter 33: Magic
After the morning self-study, the first class schedule in the morning was written about biology.
"Brother Yan......! I want to die...... You've got it. Outside the class gate, there was a middle-aged man dressed as a peasant, I saw that his hair was unkempt, wearing a dirty short-sleeved shirt, and he was holding a butterfly with folded wings in his hand and smirking at Yan Yeguang.
Yan Yeguang handed him a cigarette, and the man dressed as a peasant grinned: "Brother Yan, I still don't ...... Able to smoke. ”
The peasant-dressed man said as he waved to the class. Fang Nan had a wicked smile on his face, as if he had caught Yan Yeguang's handle, and he whispered to Chen Luobin: "Hey, Ah Bin, look, that guy with a stutter and a mouth full of yellow teeth can't be Yan Yeguang's relative, it's really shabby!"
Although Chen Luobin also thought that the man dressed as a peasant was very funny, he was very sympathetic to this simple peasant man, Chen Luobin glanced at Fang Nan: "I think you are shabby! Who doesn't have such relatives? When you say this, it reaches my ears, if it reaches the ears of the head teacher, you will feel good!"
"That's what I said~~" Fang Nan suppressed the excitement on his face and said stupidly.
Yan Yeguang looked at the man dressed as a peasant and frowned: "Xiaole, why did you become like this, and what's the matter with your stutter? You must know that I invited you here this time to ask you to teach the junior high school students." ”
The man dressed as a peasant had a smirk on his face and stammered, "Brother Yan, I can ...... Okay, you're ...... Feel relieved...... All right. ”
"Well, there is no time to delay, you can start lecturing!" Yan Yeguang pushed the man dressed as a peasant onto the podium.
The man dressed as a peasant looked at the five students in the class and scratched his unkempt hair, and said, "Everyone...... Okay, my name is Lu ...... Xiaole, your ...... in the future Creatures, just by ...... I'm here to teach!"
As soon as the man dressed as a peasant finished speaking, the five people in the class burst into laughter.
"Hello everyone, I am a donkey, and I will be your creature in the future. Fang Nan imitated in a strange tone.
Several people laughed even more violently, Yan Yeguang looked at Fang Nan and said sharply: "Fang Nan, you give me honesty, don't you want to be punished?"
Under Yan Yeguang's gaze, Fang Nan grimaced and didn't dare to say anything.
"Xiaole, come down. Yan Yeguang's brows furrowed even deeper.
"Brother Yan, wait first...... Wait, it's not ...... yet Under...... It's time for class!" Lu Xiaole glanced at the five students in the class.
Lu Xiaole cautiously put the butterfly with folded wings on his fingertips in the palm of his hand, only to see that the butterfly fluttered in his palm, as if it would die at any time.
Lu Xiaole walked around the classroom and said to everyone, "Big ...... Everybody, you see it...... I ...... in my hands This butterfly is it. ”
"See. Chen Luobin and the others looked at this peasant-like teacher with great interest, and the depression and fatigue of studying these days seemed to have been alleviated a lot in the laughter just now.
"Okay, I...... To you...... Change ...... Magic!" Lu Xiaole held the butterfly with folded wings in the palm of his hand and blew twice.
"Fly!" Lu Xiaole threw the butterfly with folded wings into the air, and a surprising scene happened, the butterfly stumbled and flew in the air, but it flew higher and higher, and finally flew out of the window.
Chen Luobin and the others couldn't help but be taken aback when they saw this scene.
Lu Xiaole looked at them with a smile on his face and said, "This ...... It is...... Bear...... The mystery of biology!"
The audience suddenly burst into warm applause, and even Yan Yeguang, who had always been calm, showed a bright smile at this time, this Lu Xiaole was Yan Yeguang's junior in high school, and was later admitted to the biology department of the 'world', it can be said that Lu Xiaole is the most educated of the several teachers he hired. But this Lu Xiaole has a somewhat eccentric personality, and likes to study small insects, small animals, etc., which caused him to go to find a job and shake his head when he saw him.
"Abin, I obviously saw that butterfly's wings broken just now, how did this donkey teacher do it?" Fang Nan threw himself to the ground for the five-body body that the new biology teacher admired, Fang Nan couldn't wait to learn Lu Xiaole's unique trick of making butterflies fly just now, so as to make the girl happy.
"I don't know, maybe it's really a biological mystery. Chen Luobin looked at Lu Xiaole and became interested.
Suddenly, Yang Manni raised her hand: "Teacher, how are you going to teach us biology? Biology is the most troublesome course for me." ”
"Students... things, only... There is a kind of party... If you can learn this course well, then... It is... Rote. Lu Xiaole stumbled and told everyone the secret.
"What rote memorization? Doesn't that mean there is no trick?" Xia Yu spoke, her face full of confusion.
"It's... of, student bio... There is no trick, but rote memorization does, you can draw a big tree on a piece of paper, and then draw some forks, which are branches. You can write on the branches the words you want to memorize and the associated sentences. On the right side of the tree, you can write some jokes that will make you happy, so that you can relax while studying. This creates a virtuous cycle, and you don't feel tired even if you have three or four hours on your back. Lu Xiaole talked eloquently, looking at the ceiling with his eyes intently, as if he was recounting the scene when he endorsed the book.
When he came to his senses, he found that everyone in the class, including Yan Yeguang, was looking at him with a strange look.
Fang Nan really couldn't help but say to Lu Xiaole: "Teacher, don't you ...... Don't stutter!"
Lu Xiaole said with a flushed face: "I... Conscientious... Get serious... I don't stutter anymore. ”
Lu Xiaole's shy expression caused everyone to laugh again......
Time passed in tension and pleasure, and soon it became evening, and after the evening self-study school, everyone began to prepare for bed.
But what is surprising is that except for Chen Luobin, Yuzu, Yan Yeguang and Meng Xinyi, the others can't even make beds.
Yang Manni looked at Chen Luobin embarrassedly and said, "Xianggong, can you help me make the bed." ”
Chen Luobin is now numb to hearing Yang Manni call herself 'Xianggong', although now everyone knows that Yang Manni is pursuing Chen Luobin, but they have already acquiesced to their ambiguous relationship.
"Okay, I'll help you shop! But you have to learn a little, don't start a family in the future, even your husband can't serve well. Chen Luobin seemed to be referring when he spoke. Yang Manni's face turned red all of a sudden.
Yang Manni said unconvinced: "Isn't it popular to be a housewife and man now." In the future, I want to find an all-round husband who can fold quilts, cook, and manage children!"
Hearing Yang Manni's words, Chen Luobin felt that his head was big. No wonder housewives and men were so popular later, it seems that these girls forced them out.
As soon as she finished helping Yang Manni here, Fang Nan ran over to Chen Luobin and said, "Abin, let's squeeze a futon at night, my futon is too small." ”
Chen Luobin glared at him: "My eldest brother, you can squeeze a bed with me at home, forget it, you still want to squeeze a bed with me when we come out!"
"Woo woo woo~~~ Ah Bin, you are not interesting enough, I went home too late yesterday, I didn't sleep, and I found out that I took a super short towel quilt in the hazy Taoist school, and as the saying goes, brothers are wearing a pair of pants. Abin, are you okay? ”
Fang Nan played a scoundrel.
"Gotta get it, count me unlucky, recognize you as a good brother. Chen Luobin couldn't help but laugh and hammered Fang Nan with a fist.
"It's better to be Abin!" Fang Nan sat on the sheets laid out by Chen Luobin and put his things aside, okay! Fang Nan saved himself trouble!
After Yan Yeguang and Meng Xinyi helped Xia Yu clean up, they turned off the lights, originally they wanted to dare to do their homework again, but Yan Yeguang said that blind learning is not good for the body and brain, and only by grasping the best study time can they get twice the result with half the effort.
The lights went out, Chen Luobin couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, Chen Luobin was actually very worried, he knew that time passed quickly, especially the time from the age of 18 to starting a family, if he didn't grasp the wrong step, then it would delay his precious youth.
Chen Luobin touched the 5,000 yuan bill in his pocket. Thinking of his plan, his face gradually became solemn, if that plan succeeded, Chen Luobin's financial burden on life and study in the future would be solved, and if that plan was not successful, the 5,000 yuan, which was extremely important to Chen Luobin, might be in vain.
"Tsk, Xia Yu, you look so beautiful~~" Fang Nan muttered in the quilt and put his hand on Chen Luobin's waist.
Chen Luobin's thoughts were completely planned by this guy.
"I'm grass, you dead ghost still talks in your dreams at night!" Chen Luobin felt a layer of goosebumps all over his body.
There is a large curtain between the beds of the boys and girls, and although this curtain can block people, it cannot block the sound.
Yang Manni and Xia Yu didn't sleep.
Yang Manni made a 'good show' expression at Xia Yu, and Xia Yu's face turned red all of a sudden. She really heard Fang Nan's dream words just now.