Chapter 518: Terrible Circle of Friends
It's already more than three o'clock in the morning, and it's rare that the female demon king Wen Mo is still so interested.
Because she accidentally connected her phone to the Internet, she found that she had opened up a new world, an even more wonderful world.
Qin Yao's commonly used "Weiwei Yixin" small software sent out a new message prompt, Wen Mo opened it and saw that there were many acquaintances' news, but those names didn't seem to be normal-Child's mother, big-eyed cute girl, domineering female president, Kong Er fool, Su Monk, Xiaoxiao is not small at all, Qiang Jianfan, and Duplex......
These strange names are all related, and there are also some strange names that have not been heard from for many days, such as a righteous gentleman, a beautiful face in the prosperous age, a chaste martyr, and a pure virgin...... In short, it is very lively and varied.
The names of some of the other contacts are more normal, although Wen Mo doesn't know the specific relationship, she can still see at a glance that those with strange names must be closer to Qin Yao.
"What the hell is this kid actually a father?" Wen Mo, who didn't understand modern open-ended ridicule, was a little surprised, and said in his heart, Qin Yao, a scumbag, even pretended to be a bachelor with this queen? Hmph, it must be a guy like Chen Shimei, a righteous man and a gentleman on the surface.
In fact, in modern society, it is normal for male and female lovers to call each other husbands and wives on the Internet, not to mention that Qin Yao and Professor Lin are now couples who have had a substantive relationship, and the name "child and mother" is nothing more than a little joke, anyway, it can be seen on their mobile phones.
Anyway, in Wen Mo's eyes, the evaluation of Qin Yao plummeted several levels.
And then I looked through those moments of friends and call records, and it felt like it was quite cola. Especially in the circle of friends, they are all dazzling, which makes Wen Mo feel very terrible-who Qin Yao comes into contact with? All of them are beautiful women and handsome men, and the average appearance of this guy's circle of friends is very high. In this circle, even Wen Mo's more conceited appearance can only be ranked in the middle and upper reaches, and she can't enter the forefront.
How did she know that Huaxia PS is one of the three major evil arts in East Asia alongside Goryeo plastic surgery and Dai country sex reassignment, and five points of women can also give you seven or eight points, which is quite terrifying. is the so-called beauty or not, a glass of water, remove the filter and scare the ghost, Wen Mo is still too naΓ―ve after all.
However, this kind of self-congratulatory dazzling picture also aroused Wen Mo's great interest, and immediately searched for the photo function, I have to say that her learning and exploration ability is still very strong.
After a while, she found out how to play, so she quietly stood beside Qin Yao, and she herself was wearing a pink silk pajamas she had just bought, and she gave herself and Qin Yao a sweet photo quite lightly.
In the photo, the sexy pajamas almost couldn't hold up the full connotation, and they were closely attached to Qin Yao's head. She herself only showed half of her face, only to the height of her nose, but she was also quite beautiful at first glance. What's more, the purple lips exposed her wild beauty.
Subsequently, she successfully released her first photo in the millennium on Qin Yao's mobile phone's circle of friends, which is of considerable commemorative significance.
Caption: Soft and warm.
Good mom romantic and poetic, do you mean what's inside the pajamas?
But I have to say that this is indeed very much in line with the show-off psychology of a scumbag, although Qin Yao is not usually in this style.
And after it was released, she also guessed that something might happen, so she quickly turned off her phone and got into the bed. There's a little excitement of punishing scumbags, and it feels good. Although it is said that it is okay to go without sleep for several months, you can still fall asleep when you want to.
As for the current release time, it is just after three o'clock in the morning. And according to the time difference between the East and the West, hehe, it should be ten or eleven o'clock in the morning in Huaxia's hometown?
It's just that at this moment that should be the most lively, Qin Yao was sleeping.
The only one who can remind him is Kong Jaeyu next door, but unfortunately, if you want to keep the pillow spirit from sleeping at 3 o'clock in the morning, it is even harder than making him eat.
As a result, three hours later, at six o'clock in the morning, the ignorant Qin Yao opened his sleepy eyes. Seeing that Wen Mo was still asleep, he also secretly laughed at the female devil's bragging, saying that it doesn't matter if you don't sleep, doesn't this sleep soundly?
I took out the mobile phone next to the pillow again-I didn't expect Wen Mo to turn off the phone for herself before going to bed, when did she become so polite? Hehe, it seems that our dad is well-educated, and the female devil has begun to gradually change sex, a good start.
It's just that after the phone is turned on, the SMS reminder explodes!
Professor Lin made three phone calls, Yao Qin called two, Tang Xiaoxiao called four, Yuwen Shuxue called one, and Fan Jianqiang ...... This wolf day actually beat seven or eight.
What is the situation? Qin Yao was so frightened that he almost jumped up from the bed. This kind of dense phone frequency can only be said to be a big incident at home, right?
Which friend had an accident?
Is the Security Service in trouble?
Or is there another riot in the demons?
And then there is the information prompt of the micro letter, which is also quite a lot. Qin Yao stabilized his mood and opened it to take a look, wondering if there was any internal information prompt or something.
After the results were opened, the first thing was Professor Lin's questioning, that is, "the child's mother": You'd better find a credible reason!
What do you mean? Qin Yao was stunned.
Look at the message sent by "Xiaoxiao is not small at all": I am so disappointed! I want to complain to our mother, you wait, you are dead!
What the hell?
It's the guy called "Qiang Jian Fan" who gives the most information-
"Brother steady, 666!"
"How does the Yanma feel?
"Is there a video? β
"Pictures are OK too...... If you are stingy, you will break off your relationship. β
What is this...... Qin Yao was completely confused. But he also knew very well that there must be something wrong with this.
Hurry up and flip through his circle of friends, when he turned to the latest photo he released, he was almost about to collapse. Looking at the charming and seductive woman in the photo, and then looking at the so-called Yanma sleeping sweetly next to him, Qin Yao was completely confused.
At the bottom of this circle of friends, the popularity of the message is also a record -
Big-eyed cute girl: What's the situation? Are you floating, or is your sister-in-law unable to hold the knife?
child: Hehe (plus a bloody knife expression)
Domineering female president: As a leader, I have to criticize you twice, don't think about the salary and bonus in the second half of the year, I will let the finance be sent directly to Mr. Lin's account, and I will not accept all protests.
Qiang Jianfan: It's not good for brothers to be like this, and the family is the most important.
Lin Moyu: Brother, if you do this, it is difficult to reimburse the travel expenses in the name of public expense.
Sister School Doctor: Men are really hypocritical, how did you refuse me in the first place? As soon as you went out, you found such a charming little slut, is it me and Xiao Xuening who can't satisfy you?
Xiaoxiao is not small at all and replied to the child's mother: Tell our mother to go!
Dumb Bush: Spicy Eyes...... Is this the superiority of a single man?
Sister Luan replied to Dull Cong: What do you want to express?
The third child: Salt the wound! Lose your conscience! Boss, please borrow a piece to speak.
Fourth: Brother, are you cool?
Monk Su: Amitabha, empty ......
In fact, there are many messages in the middle and below, and the messages are several meters long, and Qin Yao has the heart to die.
Who did this, you can figure it out with your ass, right? The point is that this criminal is still asleep next to him, pretending to be innocent.
"Smack!"
almost slapped Wen Mo's bulging buttocks directly with a slap of the force spell, making her sit up. And the instinct of the strong made her grab Qin Yao's hand, and pulled him over with her backhand to subdue her on the bed.
It's not a real fight, and Qin Yao, who has lost his mind a little, really hasn't reacted - in fact, even if he is cautious, he is not Wen Mo's opponent, and the absolute difference in strength is too big.
was pressed on the bed, and Wen Mo rode directly on his neck.
"Spank me, crazy you, what kind of person are you!"
I'm your dad...... Of course, Qin Yao didn't say anything, but said angrily: "You're crazy! What kind of circle of friends did you post on my phone, Lao Tzu jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it!"
Wen Mo: "What do you mean?"
"See for yourself!" Qin Yao was so angry that he took out his phone. It's just that the hand can't pass through, so it can only be handed out from the outside of Wen Mo's thigh.
Wen Mo took the phone and looked at it, and immediately understood everything, and was half happy!
"Hahaha, your friends care about you...... Let me see, well, look at all these people you have befriended, all of them are frivolous people, and sure enough, people gather like people in groups...... This 'strong fan' is still a decent person, but how do you give someone such a name?"
Decent Me Grandma Decent Grandma Decent T
"You're still happy, my image has been ruined by you! And my girlfriend's relationship, it's over, and--I can't mention it. β
Wen Mo sneered with a sense of justice to eliminate harm for the people: "Are you still reasonable? A man who obviously has a wife and a father pretends to be a bachelor outside to flirt with women, scum." β
Hehe, I only learned the expression of flirting and scum in one night, and you have made rapid progress.
It's just that the understanding of network uses and nicknames is still not accurate enough, and there are so many things you need to learn. Daddy is not good, and he was accidentally injured by it.
At this moment, Wen Mo rode on Qin Yao's neck without stopping, and raised his mobile phone to snap three selfies.
Qin Yao's mentality collapsed: "What are you doing?"
Wen Mo didn't speak, but chose the one with the best angle and sent it out. Qin Yao only showed half of his head, and on top of it were the pink skirt corners and two white thighs.
Picture caption: Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic.
Merry girl......
Dismounted from Qin Yao's neck, Wen Mo proudly turned off the phone again and confiscated it. She learns things quickly and knows that this kind of circle of friends can be deleted, so she just won't give you a chance to delete it.
"Give me back the phone, and we still have room to reconcile. β
Wen Mo proudly pinched the phone with her thumb and forefinger and placed it on her bulging chest. The finger was released, and the phone fell into the gap between the two white rabbits: "You have the ability to take it." β
Don't look at these two white rabbits that seem to be soft, they can crush walnuts when they are ruthless, this is a pair of peerless murder weapons. Qin Yao was a little dizzy when he saw it, and he didn't dare to make a move.