Chapter 360: The young master said, pay attention to hygiene

 c_t; How can I go back like this?

But what can I do if I don't go back? Even if I don't take the barbecue, I have to go home if I want to change my clothes!

Last night he had let himself throw everything he was carrying, saying that he was going to have an uncovered party. Read the full text of the latest chapter-79-The fooled 'jade' Xiaotian heard the word "uncovered", where could he bear it, and immediately obediently threw away all the clothes and all kinds of "messy" messes in the divine seal space.

At that time, his blood was surging, and if it weren't for the only trace of sanity left, he would have almost thrown away those cherished pills and the precious 'medicine' treasures that had not been used up.

In retrospect, she must have planned it a long time ago, right?

Thinking about it like this, 'Yu' Xiaotian suddenly felt a chill all over her body! How much revenge should the 'female' person have! She kept saying that she didn't care, saying that she had forgiven herself, and that she didn't take it to heart at all, but as a result, behind the smile, it was Chi Guoguo's revenge!

Hey, I don't know if there's a backup after I go back!

The guilty 'jade' Xiaotian could only accept it helplessly, even if it was painful, on the contrary, after thinking about it, he felt much more comfortable in his heart.

Just like a person who has made a mistake, he was originally uncomfortable in his heart and wanted to die, but now that he has accepted the punishment, his heart will naturally feel better.

Now that this is the case with 'Jade' Xiaotian, after he knew that this was the punishment of the fallen city, his heart was really much more comfortable.

With the warm smile on his face again, he magically took out a mirror and admired the smile inside very narcissistically.

"Such a handsome smile really shouldn't exist in this world. You say I'm so handsome, how can other men live?"

'Jade' Xiaotian was falling into narcissism, and he didn't notice that two people on the wall had been foaming at his disgusting mouth.

Yes, those two brothers were the people on duty in the palace guards, and the two of them happened to be hiding their guard here, when they suddenly heard movement outside the wall, so the two of them quietly came to the wall, intending to see what the situation was. [Lots of good]

But the scene completely challenged their limits of tolerance.

As soon as the two brothers looked down, they saw a humanoid creature in ragged clothes, dirty all over his body, and his face covered with mud.

That look is extremely narcissistic, and there are words in his mouth!

Oh my God, it's all 'mixed' like this, and it's still so narcissistic, isn't it weird for this man? The two couldn't help but want to turn around, but then they heard the words from the mouth of the guy who was worse than a beggar.

I'm so handsome, how can other men in the world live?

Such a narcissistic utterance came from the mouth of one of the poorest, dirty, shabby, and ugly people in the world.

Anyway, the two brothers were so disgusted that they foamed at the mouth and lost their ability to think.

"Hey, what's the matter with you two, why do you have to come to the wall to brush your teeth, don't you know the danger?"

'Jade' Xiaotian was very serious about education, he was admiring his peerless smiling face, and suddenly heard what seemed to be movement on the wall in front of him.

When he looked up, it turned out to be two guys foaming at the mouth, completely unaware of how disgusting his behavior was, and he thought that these two people were brushing their teeth, so he foamed at the mouth.

When the two brothers heard the voice of the young master, they immediately recovered from the crash. Thinking that the two of them actually laughed at the young master just now, and there was such a 'fierce' behavior as foaming at the mouth, this was worth it.

Fortunately, the young master didn't see it clearly, and the two hurriedly nodded along with his words and said:

"Yes, yes, next time I must pay attention, this time I got up late and didn't brush my teeth to work, I felt unhygienic, so I thought about lying on the wall and secretly brushing it, but I didn't expect it to be discovered by the wise and martial young master. ”

"Yes, that's it, young master, you are really wise and powerful, unparalleled in the world. ”

The other person also nodded hurriedly and said, they don't dare to tell the truth, if we really say that we are not brushing our teeth, we are disgusted by your narcissistic behavior, God knows what punishment will befall them, maybe it is possible to brush the toilet for a year, maybe even the 'female' toilet will be awarded to them.

The young master will not show mercy when he punishes people, but fortunately he was not discovered!

"Well, hygiene is a good habit, you should continue to maintain, maintaining personal hygiene can effectively prevent the invasion of all kinds of germs, reduce the occurrence of diseases, and enhance resistance. At the same time, a clean and tidy appearance can also give people a good first impression, and it is invincible in the field of social 'communication', whether it is job hunting, sales or 'making' friends and love, it is a shout that can get extra points, do you understand?"

'Jade' Xiaotian was very patient to explain to them the benefits of hygiene, listening to the two heads as big as a fight, and finally heard the young master ask if he understood, the two looked at each other, and then nodded in unison:

"Understood,"

"Do you really understand?" 'Jade' Xiaotian asked with a meaningful look at them, and then he continued:

"Now that you understand, let's take a snapshot and bring me everything that should be taken and the barbecue guys, bring it to me together, let's go." ”

"Take what?"

The two of them asked confusedly, it seems that they don't really understand it, or that what they think they understand is actually not what the young master understands.

Seeing the sluggish looks of these two people, 'Jade' Xiaotian was speechless for a while. He pointed to the two unresponsive subordinates and said:

"Don't you understand, you still ask like this? If you don't understand, you can't understand, why do you have to pretend to understand? Knowing is knowing is not knowing, not knowing is not knowing, knowing is also knowing, the sky is self-explanatory, the sky is self-explanatory, the sky is self-explanatory, you don't understand, how thick is the gold brick, how thin is the 'jade' tile......? Do you understand?"

"I don't understand ......"

The two of them were completely confused, they said in their hearts that they just said something to understand, how could they lead to such a big call from the young master, and after listening to this, they seemed to ...... More confused;.

'Yu' Xiaotian finally shook his head helplessly, he had no hope for these two subordinates, and said in his heart that these two guys didn't seem to be able to become experts and professors!

I felt sorry for the lack of two expert-level talents in the country, and then he reluctantly opened his mouth and ordered directly:

"Since I haven't understood it yet, then I'll put it more bluntly, it's good to talk about hygiene, so this young master also needs to be hygienic, so you two immediately go and get me bath supplies, change clothes, and the barbecue equipment I said, this young master is here to bathe and change clothes, and then go to the barbecue, now understand?"

"Understood, understood....... ”

The two hurriedly nodded in agreement, and then turned around and went to prepare things according to the young master's instructions. But as they walked, they still muttered,

Isn't the young master able to make his words clear, how did he say that the donkey's 'lips' were not the right horse's mouth on the first two occasions?

Looking at their full of 'complaints', 'jade' Xiaotian shook his head helplessly,

Hey, it seems that the quality of the employees is an important factor restricting the development of the enterprise! The literary literacy of these two secret guards is really not very good, although they don't seem to be useful for their work, but it's always good to know a little!

Although the two of them are not very educated, at least they don't have to be embarrassed in front of others now. I avoided the embarrassment of entering the palace and the embarrassment of being watched. In this respect, the appearance of these two people is really timely.

'Jade' Xiaotian waited proudly outside the north wall of the palace, but after a while, he heard the sound of a crowd shouting, and then there was a scene that made him extremely speechless.

Oh my God, what did these two idiots do, they brought everybody here?

It seems that today is destined to be a disgrace! After seeing the scene in front of him clearly, the luck of 'Yu' Xiaotian was completely wiped out. Now he can only passively wait for everyone's viewing, as well as all kinds of discussions and curious comments. in a word

This time it's really ...... It's really a shame!

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