"Jingle bell~" An alarm bell woke up Li Xi, who was asleep. He reached out and pressed the alarm clock, and remembered in a daze, half-asleep, half-awake: "Last night I seemed to have had a strange dream, an old man who called himself Tai Bai Xing took me to the top of the building with a whoosh, and asked me to be his assistant. As a result, I was blown a cold wind on the building for half a night, and then I was finally discovered by the security guards, and I was a thief, and I was interrogated for 2 hours before letting me go home. ”

It's okay to be a dick in reality.,Why don't you let me stop in my dreams.。 Li Xi thought helplessly.

Hey, what is this? Li Xi swept over the table, and a piece of paper was lying on it, as if it were a business card.

Li Xi turned over and sat up and picked up the business card. It is printed with five large golden characters: Demon Slayer Office.

Li Xi was excited, and suddenly he came to his senses. It's not a dream! Yesterday's events are real. I really met the immortals yesterday, Li Xi thought sluggishly.

Just when Li Xi was still in a blur with his business card, there was a knock at the door. Li Xi put on his slippers, got out of bed and opened the door. The charter wife, oh no, the landlord and aunt are standing at the door.

"Xiao Li, I haven't paid the rent for three months, how long are you going to delay?" said the landlord and aunt and walked into the room by herself.

The landlord's aunt's surname is Wang, and Li Xi and other young people call her Wang Ma. Wang's mother is in her 60s this year, and her wife died early. She has only one daughter, and her daughter is also married, and she went to work in the field with her son-in-law, but she left her granddaughter, who is only 10 years old, and now lives next door to me with Wang Ma.

Wang Ma is actually very good, sometimes Li Xi is very pitiful alone, and she asked him to go to her house to eat together. Her granddaughter's name is Zhao Xiaoluo, she is very cute, pink and tender, but she is often called Li Xi by "uncle and uncle", which makes Li Xi, who is only in her early 20s, quite embarrassed.

"Mother Wang, it's almost time, I'll give you a salary when I find a job. Yesterday I was asked to work as an assistant in their office. "If that person wasn't playing tricks on me, Li Xi thought secretly.

"Oh, that's great, congratulations! What kind of company is it? state-owned enterprise or foreign enterprise? Is it large?" asked Wang Ma.

"Well, I don't know exactly what they do, but they should be considered state-owned enterprises. Li Xi said not very confidently.

"Oh, Xiao Li, you go out alone, you must be vigilant, there are a lot of liars in society now. ”

"I see, I'll be careful!"

Wang Ma nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly she saw the business card on the table. picked it up and took a look, but she was suddenly stunned at a glance, and the five words of the demon removal office came into her eyes.

"This, this shouldn't be the office you said about recruiting assistants, right?"

Li Xi nodded embarrassedly and said, "Mother Wang, it's this firm, and the name is a bit weird." ”

Wang Ma looked at Li Xi with a strange expression, and then looked at the business card. After a long while, he suddenly said to Li Xi in a serious tone: "Xiao Li, Mother Wang is not in a hurry to urge you to ask for rent, no matter how slow you are, it will be fine." Don't stumble into any cult organization, or some pyramid scheme, and don't stumble into a thousand hatreds because of money!"

"Mother Wang, what are you talking about?" Li Xi broke out in a cold sweat on his head, "I am a good young man cultivated in the new socialist society, and I will never do anything illegal and criminal, so don't worry!"

"Oh, by the way, Mom Wang, I have something to do and I have to go out now, you can help me lock the door later, I'll go first!" Li Xi rushed out of the room in embarrassment.

A faint voice from behind Wang Ma came from behind her, "Xiao Li, if it is really a cult or a pyramid scheme, you can call Wang Ma and me, and I will call 110 to save you." ”

What is this? I quickly fled and left the residential building where I lived.

But then again, the address of this office is really hard to find. It took almost a morning for Li Xi to finally find the address marked on the business card. Tucked away in the depths of a residential complex, it is an ordinary 2-storey building.

Is this really a demon exterminator office? Li Xi looked at the inconspicuous building suspiciously. Just as he was hesitating to go in, the figure of Tai Bai Xing appeared at the door.

"Oh, the guy is finally here, come in quickly, I thought you weren't coming!" Tai Bai Xing greeted Li Xi warmly, for fear that he would run away, and grabbed his wrist.

followed Tai Bai Xing into this 2-story building, and the hall on the first floor didn't look like an office space, but like a living room at home. The walls are lined with bookshelves filled with books. In the center of the room was a large three-seater sofa, in front of which was a coffee table, and on top of it was a pot of freshly brewed tea, with a faint fragrance. A huge LCD TV hangs on the wall directly opposite the sofa.

"Wow, there are so many books, have you read them all?" Li Xi asked with admiration.

"Of course, I'm too platinum immortal to be well-read and well-versed in ancient and modern things. ”

"Hey, isn't this Hong Kong Dragon, Tiger and Leopard Magazine? You've collected hundreds of volumes. ”

"This, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and I have to dabble in all aspects of knowledge. ”

"Wow~, American playboy magazine, it's still the original, it's full of a whole wall!"

"Master Yi's long skills to control Yi, the world's is my Huaxia!"

I saw Taibai and Li Xi glance at each other, and they both showed a 'you know' smile.

Ahem, Tai Bai Xing coughed twice and said, "Okay, let's get down to business, since you're here, young man, it proves that you're ready to accept the glorious position of demon slayer assistant." So, let's sign a labor contract. ”

As he spoke, Tai Bai Xing magically took out the contract in duplicate.

Come on, come on, sign it here, and press a handprint to take effect. Feeling Tai Bai Xing's eager attitude, Li Xi faintly felt that something was wrong.

"Slow down, Taibai Daxian, I don't know how this job is treated? Is there five insurances and one housing fund, is there any paid annual leave, is there a year-end bonus?" Li Xi asked.

"Cut, what you're talking about is just a mere mortal pursuit. Tai Bai Xing said contemptuously. "Do you know what my Taibai's status is in Heavenly Court?"

"Well, it seems that in Journey to the West, it is written that you are the Zhao'an envoy of Heaven, the role of passerby A. ”

"Hmph, Yongshu is harmful, I am a dignified Da Luo Jin Xian, serving as the chief envoy of the Jade Emperor, my status is equivalent to that of Sanqing, and I am also an incomparably noble existence in the entire heavenly realm. Of course, in your modern understanding, I am equivalent to the secretary to the chief. ”

"Therefore, my office is equivalent to a directly affiliated enterprise of Heavenly Court, which is the so-called central enterprise you have here. Think about it, if you hold a position here, it means that you have already occupied a place in the Heavenly Court before you start cultivating the truth. In the future, isn't it just that the pill exercises in the heavenly court can be taken casually, and the heavenly immortal sister will be soaked casually?"

"Think about it again, if you cultivate the body of an immortal golden immortal in the future, you will be able to roam in the heavens and the earth, do you still care about this little salary? What's more, after signing the contract, I will also have a mysterious gift, the strongest god-level exercise in the heavenly realm, after learning it, it will be as simple as eating to subdue demons and eliminate demons in the future!"

, as soon as Li Xi heard the words "god-level exercises", his head fell into a blank, isn't this TM a cheating golden finger? Think about the online articles I have read, which one is not a waste material to start, relying on the invincible golden finger to meet the gods and kill the gods, meet the demons and kill the demons, and finally the beauties are embraced, and the country is unified?

"Sign, sign, I'll sign now!" Li Xi was excited and incoherent.

Sign your name here, press your handprint here, hey, you're done!

I saw that Tai Bai Xing was also very excited, and even left tears in his eyes. "Finally found someone to replace me, I can go back to heaven, Sister Seven Fairies, Sister Chang'e, I'm too white and back! ”

"Taibai Daxian, are you okay, why are you crying?" Li Xi asked strangely.

"It's okay, Ben Xian is just so happy for you!" Tai Bai Xing wiped his tears and came back to his senses.

"Okay, since the contract has been signed, then this immortal will pass on the god-level exercises to you. Well, I'm looking for it, where did I put it? I'm getting older, and my memory is also poor, and I remember seeing it yesterday at dinner. ”

found it, and saw Tai Bai Xing digging in his arms for a while, taking out an ancient book surrounded by fairy qi and handing it to Li Xi.

Li Xi took it respectfully with excitement and looked at it, "The 16,700th Miss Heavenly Court Beauty Pageant Contestant Photo Book".

"Taibai Daxian, is this a god-level exercise?" Li Xi asked suspiciously.

"Hey~, I made a mistake, I got the wrong one when I was old, I took the wrong one, this is it!" Tai Bai Xing quickly snatched the "Beauty Photo" from Li Xi's hand, and handed him another ancient book.

Is this really it? Li Xi looked suspiciously at the somewhat worn old book in his hand, which seemed to have a little grease stain on it.

"Don't worry, it's this, I accidentally sprinkled some soup on it during dinner yesterday, and it doesn't affect the effect of use. Tai Bai Xing said nonchalantly.

"So how do you use it?"

"Simple, put your palms on the book and concentrate!"

When Li Xi heard this, he hurriedly put his hand on the book.

"God-level Skill Fusion!" Taibai said slowly.

I saw that the book slowly glowed with a circle of white light, and Li Xi's hand suddenly felt warm, as if it was placed in a basin of warm water.

Suddenly, I saw that the book turned into a white light, and with a whoosh, it penetrated into Li Xi's eyebrows and disappeared.

At the same time, the name of this set of exercises appeared in Li Xi's mind: Nine Heavens Thunder God True Technique.

What an awesome name! When you hear it, it is an invincible technique in the world of seconds.

Li Xi cried happily!