Chapter 921: Laura's hush money
"Don't worry about it, I have a driver's license, I've had it when I've been five years old, I'm a genius. "Omega Kid is used to hiding his uneasiness with braggart X.
Laura and Genesis glanced at each other, she saw a pleading look in Genesis's eyes, Laura couldn't help but sigh, and said to herself, Auntie, I really don't want to care about these things.
"That's... If you don't know how to drive, let me drive, I'm trained at the X Weapons Program Research Center, and you know, to be a good offensive weapon, I have to master a lot of offensive vehicle piloting skills, and in addition to the most basic things, I can fly fighter jets, helicopter gunships, and of course, tanks and tanks. Laura shrugged her shoulders as she tried to get her hands on the wheel without hurting Omega Kid's pride.
The Omega kid waved his hand indifferently, "Don't worry, it's true that I said I have a driver's license, and you belong to driving without a license, so it's up to me." He kicked the accelerator and almost ran over a dog passing by in front of him, so frightened that the dog ran out of a long way, it saw that it was safe, so he stood on the side of the road and barked at the Omega kid, if it is translated into human language, it will definitely be a loss of your mother.... You kid is dead or something like that.
Although the staggering is very unreliable, but finally drove the car onto the road, but the whole process is more dangerous than riding a roller coaster, even Laura, who will not die, is scared enough, Genesis, who was originally a miserable white face, his face has become miserable green...
"Didn't I say that? My driving skills are recognized by the government, and I am a person with a car license, hahaha.... Don't admire me too much!" Omega Kid likes to talk nonsense once he has a weak heart, and he is also up and down in his heart.
"Be careful!" Genesis suddenly pointed ahead and shouted, only to see a garbage truck whizzing towards him, and Omega Kid quickly slammed the steering wheel, finally dodging the truck at the last moment.
Fortunately, the other driver did not come down to find trouble, otherwise the trouble would be big, of course, this is not because of how good the truck driver is, but now it is almost afternoon, this time to come out to transport garbage, think about it and know that there is a strange, the bottom of the garbage in the truck, there are several boxes, which are contraband.
Laura angrily punched the Omega Kid a few times.
The Omega Kid took care of himself, he continued to drive the car in pain, but he couldn't stop begging for mercy, and was making trouble, the husband and wife quarreled in a building on the side of the road, and the wife threw her husband's suitcase out of the third floor, and smashed it on the front cover of the car, that is, the quality of the Flamingo was excellent, but it just smashed a deep pit on the car cover, but the suitcase was scattered and opened, and the clothes, pants, underwear, underwear or something inside, all came out at once, and a delicate women's underwear happened to be buttoned on the head of the Omega Kid.
As for why her husband had this in his suitcase, the explanation is very subtle, but Omega Kid now looks like a perverted version of a tank driver.
"Oh... Deadpool is going to kill me..."Omega Kid said with a sad face.
Deadpool loves this car like his life, and every day in addition to making people in the house with Xia Kela, the rest of the time is to eat tacos in the car and listen to some classic old songs, which is his dream when he was a teenager, and now it has finally come true, but Omega Kid is angry and steals his car, and the time for this dream to come true may be very short.
I don't know what the Omega kid has done, or maybe it's because of his poor driving skills, this road is only twenty minutes away, he almost rear-ended with someone else's car several times, and one time really rear-ended, a corpse fell out of the trunk of the other party's car, and the other party's owner came out with a gun, and he was about to burst into the flames.... Fortunately, Omega Kid used telepathic ability to control his mind in time, and the owner of the other car was momentarily confused, he suddenly slapped the door of his head, loaded the body back into the trunk, and then rushed into the police station at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles per hour, knocking the big iron door of the police station out of a hole.
"Bang bang bang .....!!" the troll in the owner's hand fired several shots into the sky, then opened the trunk, and then knelt on the ground with the gun in his hand, waiting for the police to detain him.
"Doing a good deed every day is my motto now, you see I just solved a homicide case, in fact, I knew that something was wrong with him, so I deliberately hit him. Omega Kid explained weakly, trying to save his image, but he didn't know that he had long since lost his image in Laura's eyes.
Finally, in front of a red enchantress club in Hell's Kitchen's Columbia district, Omega Kid stopped the car, and the current Firebird sports car has long since lost its beautiful lines, and now it has become potholed and looks very pitiful.
"When we go back, I'll pay for it, let's take a taxi and go, and this car will be thrown here, and it should be stolen by a car thief, what do you think?" Omega Kid looked at the sports car in front of him with a numb scalp, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed above his head, and he thought of such a bad idea.
However, in a place like Hell's Kitchen, it is normal for expensive vehicles like the Firebird sports car to be stolen, but the name of Deadpool, coupled with Li Kang's notoriety that stinks so much that it can't be stinky anymore, the car parked in front of them is really afraid to move.
Omega Kid plans to dump the pot that crashed the car to the car thief syndicate, which is also a very reasonable way to throw the pot.
"Hmm... In principle, I have no reason to keep it a secret for you, but I recently fell in love with an XBOX, I wonder if you have any ideas?"
"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.... Aren't you a chivalrous woman?" the Omega Kid is not short of money, but he was blackmailed by the goddess in his heart like this, and he felt very sad in his heart.
"Forget it, I'll go back and talk to Uncle Deadpool, he'll be willing to pay to find out who stole his car. Laura didn't talk nonsense, turned around and was about to leave.
"Wait.... Please wait," the Omega kid thought in seconds, "Isn't it just money?" Master, I'm poor now and only have money left, and there are six hundred knives here, I don't know if it's enough?"
"Six thousand! Otherwise, don't talk about it. Laura opened his mouth, and the Omega Kid shuddered.
"Ten times the price, why don't you grab it?"
"It's not as fast as this, and it's not so happy, I thought about it, in addition to me, there is also Genesis here, the two of us, there must be more, so we want 30,000 Dao Le." Laura had an innocent expression on her face, but she immediately sat on the ground and raised the price, and she was ruthless.
"Thirty thousand, six thousand plus six thousand, it's obviously 12,000, okay? Are you already so bad at math? Who let the storm girl always sleep secretly when she was in class, now you know the disadvantages of not studying well. Omega Kid said teasingly.
"Fifty thousand, not a penny less, if you talk nonsense, I'll leave now. Laura said politely.
"Hmm...!!" Omega Kid choked on him, and he angrily pointed his finger at Laura, but obediently signed a check.