Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Sea~ You're All Water!
"Editor Lin, your two poems are on fire!" Jin Juxing, the editor of the Gonzo category, said excitedly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Jin Juxing has been fond of poetry since he was a child, and after seeing that Lin Ruofeng was able to create poems like "Believe in the Future" and "A Generation", he was close to Lin Ruofeng from time to time.
"Now there are comments on your poems on the Internet!" Jin Juxing took his mobile phone. "Look, this Weibo has received rave reviews, and many readers have asked you to open Weibo! Why don't you open one?"
Hearing this, Lin Ruofeng, who was coding words, was stunned, he was so busy writing online articles that he forgot that there was such a way to improve his reputation. Immediately: "Okay, then I'll open one!"
Jin Juxing said happily: "Really, then you register one, and then I will fan you, if you have any poems in the future, you must upload them on Weibo as soon as possible!"
Seeing Jin Juxing's excitement, Lin Ruofeng nodded again and again, moved the mouse, and immediately registered a Weibo.
Weibo's name is Lin Ruofeng's real name.
After registering, Lin Ruofeng sent "Believe in the Future" and "Generation" again.
"Hahaha, I'm the first fan of you!" Jin Juxing was very happy, holding his mobile phone and reading two poems, and sighing from time to time.
Suddenly, there were many comments under Lin Ruofeng's Weibo.
"Damn, another guy pretending to be the author of "One Generation" has appeared!"
"Really, these imposters, Lin Ruofeng's poetry fans show up quickly!"
"Uncle Ben is here, get out of the way, let me scold this imposter to death!"
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In less than a minute, all kinds of comments appeared, and Lin Ruofeng couldn't cry or laugh, and even Jin Juxing next to him laughed. "Hahaha, Editor Lin, look at it, they actually say you're an impostor!"
Lin Ruofeng was extremely embarrassed, and hurriedly posted a Weibo, saying: "Hello everyone, I am Lin Ruofeng, the author of "Believe in the Future" and "Generation", and the two poems are on Weibo, which is true! Weibo was only opened today! I hope everyone will pay more attention to me!"
As soon as this comment came out, it caused public outrage.
"Hahaha, what this guy said is true!"
"Seventeen of them!
"Don't think that it is Lin Ruofeng who sent two poems, ask the brothers, which of the previous sixteen is not like this!"
"If you are Lin Ruofeng, Lao Tzu is Lin Ruofeng's father!"
"Fuck, it's really a tree that doesn't have bark and will die, people are shameless, and the world is invincible!"
"This imposter is too similar!"
"Brothers, attack quickly, let this imposter show its original form!"
The attack resumed.
"Hahahaha......" Jin Juxing gloated at the comments. "Editor Lin, it seems that you have a lot of real fans, but ..... But, poof...... Hahaha, what a tragic story!"
Lin Ruofeng's heart of 100,000 alpacas rushed by, and when he searched for Lin Ruofeng, sure enough, more than a dozen appeared! This made Lin Ruofeng speechless.
Looking at Lin Ruofeng deflated, Jin Juxing was very happy. "Hahaha, Editor Lin is like this, I'll come forward to help you clarify!"
Saying that, Jin Juxing left a message on Lin Ruofeng's Weibo: "Everyone, I am Jin Juxing, the editor of the Dawn Literary Society, and the one you are attacking is really Lin Ruofeng, the review editor of our Literary Society, that is, the author of "Believe in the Future" and "A Generation"!"
As soon as this comment came out, readers from all walks of life were immediately confused.
", and accomplices!"
"Upstairs, my brain is flooded? Didn't I see that Jin Juxing has a celebrity certification? People came out to testify, and there is still a fake?"
"Bought Ga, then we didn't attack the wrong person?"
"Wrong, really wrong!"
"Woo woo, repent! Lin Da must forgive me!"
"Plus one!"
"It's all the imposter scammers!"
"Hahaha, you guys are funny, admit your mistake and hurry up!"
"I'm Nima, Han Jie, you're actually the first fan!"
"Haha, I'm not the first, the first is edited by Jin Juxing!"
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In an instant, Lin Ruofeng's Weibo fans "rubbed" up, and Jin Juxing was shocked, this Nima, Lin Ruofeng's influence is too great!
Seeing the identity confirmation, Lin Ruofeng posted a Weibo: "Readers, this is the only Weibo account, if there is poetry in the future, I will post it as soon as possible!"
"Lin Daweiwu, your two poems are so well written!"
"yes, I can't put it down!"
"Poetry is a classic!"
"It's much better than other works of poetry and literature!"
"That's right!"
At this time, a Weibo account named "Youruo" said contemptuously: "A group of laymen who don't understand anything, what 'believe in the future', is the same as shouting slogans, what generation, just bullying a group of readers who don't understand anything, it looks powerful, but in fact it is useless." ”
"That's it, Lin Ruofeng's two poems are simply bullshit!"
"What a broken poem, it's really spicy!"
"Some people like such bad poems, I really can't think of it!"
Youruo, a modern poetry writer, even brought a group of fans to Lin Ruofeng's Weibo to do things.
Seeing this, Lin Ruofeng's fans suddenly stopped doing it.
"You're a bad poem!"
"These two are first and foremost bad poems, then your secluded poems are rotten into scum, no, scum is not as good!"
"According to me, you self-proclaimed poetry is bullshit!"
"What the hell! I'm jealous when I see that someone's poetry is well written!"
"If you don't work hard, you will be red when you see people writing well!"
Fans fought back, and the female writer named Youruo also posted on Weibo to satirize Lin Ruofeng's poor poems.
Seeing this scene, Lin Ruofeng was furious, as soon as he opened Weibo, you came over to do something, saying that my poems are bad poems, if this is bad poems, there will be no good poems in this world.
Lin Ruofeng immediately hit back with a Weibo:
The sea~ You are all water
Horses~ You have four legs
Beauty~ You say how beautiful you are
There is a mouth under the nose
Your figure captivated me
How do you describe your impression in my heart?
It's probably like a hairy white swan
My heart
Started jumping non-stop
The whole person is as sad as if he has been blinded
It's like the book says
I'm already on board a fellow thief ship
After writing this nonsense poem that made people cry in his previous life, Lin Ruo also wrote at the end: "Youruo can be described as a first-class writer, in order to write poems, he simply forgot to sleep and eat, he didn't eat for ten days and ten nights, and the poems he wrote were also like flowing water, the water was pressing, which made people sigh, others are incomparable, presumably his level has reached the same level as this peerless poem, which is really admirable!"
There are many people who pay attention to Lin Ruofeng's Weibo, coupled with the contradiction with Youruo, Weibo has attracted the attention of countless people as soon as it is released.
The sea~ You are all water
Horses~ You have four legs
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"Poof, I'll wipe it! Lin Da's poem is simply amazing!"
"I'm laughing to death, this poem ....."
"Mom asked me why I was kneeling!"
"Lin's brain hole is really big! Look at the back!"
", I'm afraid I'll be so angry that I'll vomit blood when I see this Youruo!"
"Lin Da is too good at hurting people! In order to hurt people, he actually made a special ...... made such a ...... Peculiar poetry!"
"What's wrong with hurting people? Who told that Youruo to taunt Lin Da!"
"After reading the beginning, I thought Lin Da had written a peerless poem, but after reading the following paragraph, I realized that this was a peerless poem, and this poem can only be compared to a great writer!"
"Presumably that Youruo is at this level, I admire it!"
"Alas, poor Lin Dada, get on the thief ship!"
"If it hurts people, I will serve Lin Dada!"
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When people look at this nonsense poem that is enough to make people cry, and look at the latter paragraph, they burst into laughter.
Lin Ruofeng used a super bad nonsense poem to satirize Youruo's level of poetry, which made people applaud.
"Poof!"
Seeing the gloom of this Weibo, of course, a mouthful of old blood spurted out. "Lin Ruofeng~~!I'm not done with you!"
ps:As usual, I ask for a recommendation!!