Chapter 92 (Part II)
"Zhang Shaoyu, well, your look today is quite chic. The yin and yang judges seemed to be particularly interested in Zhang Shaoyu's dress, and they kept staring at it.
"Thank you. Zhang Shaoyu replied calmly.
"Okay, I'm sure you know today's game, don't sing original songs, do you see this box in front of me?" said the yin and yang man.
These words confused Zhang Shaoyu, and he didn't sing original songs? Which song should he sing? Box? Oh, I see, a delicate little box, with some notes or something in it. What is it for?
"Let's draw one, which one is the one you draw. The old man next to him seemed to see something and reminded.
Zhang Shaoyu was shocked, how did today's schedule change? I have always sung the original songs of the contestants, how did I change it to a lottery today. But surprised to surprised, Zhang Shaoyu still walked over.
As soon as he walked over, the magnesium lights in the room flashed non-stop, there were only two TV stations where people were recording, and the people present were all staff members of the two TV stations, it turned out that they also liked Zhang Shaoyu, so as soon as he appeared, these people hurriedly took out their cameras to take a souvenir, Zhang Shaoyu's appearance is rare today.
took out a piece of paper, and at the signal of the yin and yang people, Zhang Shaoyu handed it to him.
"Well, congratulations, it's a song that everyone is familiar with. The yin and yang people looked at Zhang Shaoyu and laughed. Hearing this, Zhang Shaoyu felt a little relieved, if he was lucky and drew a song he didn't know, that person would be embarrassed.
"Tibetan Plateau. When the yin and yang people read out the name of the song, Zhang Shaoyu was stupid at the time, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?! This song can be sung by anyone, but I was born with a bass, the tune of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, I can't soar up no matter what! Soaring high pitch has never been Zhang Shaoyu's strong point, this is the end, it seems that it is possible that you can't get the pass today, and if you don't do it, you will have to be eliminated, so you will be swept away!
So my mom has been preparing for so long, and it's over today?
"Are you ready?" Still aunt has a good heart, seeing that Zhang Shaoyu was a little nervous, she asked softly.
Damn, it's out! Dead horses should be live horse doctors!
"Ready. Zhang Shaoyu replied calmly, he knew that if he panicked at this time, everything would be over. I can't care so much now, on stage, I'm a singer, I shouldn't think about the result, I just try to make the performance as perfect as possible.
Keybord's hand played the accompaniment of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and the familiar music of the Chinese people sounded. The judges didn't do anything, but the staff of the TV station next to them and behind them pinched a cold sweat for Zhang Shaoyu.
From the beginning of the Xiaoqiang Cup, they have been paying attention to this show, of course, they know something about Zhang Shaoyu, and they know that his kind mid-bass and high-pitched notes can't be sung no matter what, and now that they have drawn such a song, this is tantamount to suicide!
It's over, I'm just afraid that Zhang Shaoyu will be more auspicious today! Originally, it doesn't matter if he didn't pass the first round, he will definitely qualify in the second round, but now it's good, alas, it's a pity.
But look at Zhang Shaoyu, he doesn't seem to be flustered, he looks as steady as Mount Tai, is he mentally prepared?
"Who brought it, the call of the ancients, who left it, the thousand-year-old expectation, is there still a wordless song......" Zhang Shaoyu started singing, and everyone was dumbfounded again.
It's like, oh yes, it's like singing the national anthem in RAP! When a song that people already know all too well comes out in a different style, everybody is hooked.
Zhang Shaoyu actually sang the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in bass! And it was difficult for the teachers of the band, as soon as they heard Zhang Shaoyu sing in bass, their accompaniment was immediately lowered!
I didn't think about it, Zhang Shaoyu actually came to such a hand, not to mention, his interpretation of the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in bass sounded like a unique flavor! Just like from the stretching white snow-capped mountains of Qinghai, Tibet, all of a sudden came to the water town south of the Yangtze River, the gentle breeze blew, the calm river was sprinkled with sunshine, and in the trees by the river, the birds were crying happily.
A crisp and pleasant Jiangnan tune came, it was a fisherman's girl, riding a small boat, slowly sailing on the river. What a beautiful painting of the water town in the south of the Yangtze River.
After Zhang Shaoyu finished singing, there was silence in this small hall for at least half a minute. Then, it was the yin and yang people who took the lead in applauding, and the applause immediately rang out.
"Yes, Zhang Shaoyu, your brain is spinning fast. The old man said approvingly.
"Thank you, old man. Zhang Shaoyu smiled, and the hand holding the microphone was already breaking out in a cold sweat. The old man seemed to be a little stunned by Zhang Shaoyu's title, but after a while, he laughed again.
"You've got five minutes to show the same talent, not to stick to style, not to stick to form, but there's one point, it's better to be a little more innovative, and in that case, we might be able to give you a high score. The old man said.
Looking at the reaction of the judges, I am afraid that the singing skills have passed. So since that's the case, buddy is determined to win today, and he has to win the pass. Singing and dancing is believed to be the first choice of many people, but there is nothing new in that.
When you come to this point, you must win by surprise, and make a move that the judges can't think of, so that they feel novel and interesting, and the score will naturally be high.
Thinking about it, Zhang Shaoyu suddenly came up with an idea, this is a risky move, if the judges know the goods, then it is possible to get a high score, if they don't know the goods, maybe I am an idiot!
"Okay, then I'll tell you a few bad jokes. ”
Cold jokes? Jokes are jokes, and there is a difference between hot and cold? The two old ones frowned, they probably didn't know what a cold joke was, but the yin and yang people couldn't stop nodding secretly, sure enough, it was Zhang Shaoyu, and his brain was turning fast. The trick of cold jokes was used.
"Well, okay, you can talk about it and listen to it, and see if you laugh or not. Aunt said, in her tone, there was a hint of expectation.
"A white cat, jumped into the sewage ditch and rescued a black cat, may I ask, what did this black cat say to the white cat?" Zhang Shaoyu said with a smile. As soon as his question came out, everyone, including the TV station staff, was thinking about it.
The white cat jumped into the sewer, and it must have become a black cat, which means: Haha, we are the same.
"It says thank you?" the old man seemed to be curious about this method, and actually thought about it seriously.
"Then it says, we're the same?" Auntie was not to be outdone. This Xiaoqiang Cup is now being watched by hundreds of millions of viewers across the country, and the ratings of Hunan TV and SCTV are going up in a straight line. Following the ratings frenzy detonated by Supergirl, Xiaoqiang Cup is the highest rating. And because of the overwhelming advertising campaign, there is also a tendency to catch up.
Not only that, many compatriots in Hong Kong and Taiwan, as well as foreign friends, are watching the game through the Internet, and it is not a joke to make a fool of themselves in front of these many people.
"It must be saying, white cats, black cats, if you can catch a mouse, you are a good cat!" A voice came out of nowhere, and everyone searched carefully, hey, it was actually a staff member of Hunan TV Station, this guy thought about it for a long time and didn't think of it, and suddenly a flash of inspiration reminded me of the famous words of our chief designer.
When all the answers were rejected by Zhang Shaoyu, people couldn't wait anymore and urged him to say the answer quickly.
"The black cat said, meow!" Zhang Shaoyu replied with a smile.
Everyone thought that Zhang Shaoyu must not have finished speaking, and was still waiting for his later words, but Zhang Shaoyu did not react.
"Is that the end?" someone asked hurriedly.
"Because cats can only say this and nothing else. ”
As soon as these words came out, almost everyone rushed over to praise him for not being able to take care of himself. But if you think about it, it's right, except for the "meow" number, the cat can't talk at all!
"No, no, one more, one more!" The old man refused to admit defeat, waved his hand, and asked Zhang Shaoyu to come again.
Although no one laughed, Zhang Shaoyu could see that almost everyone's attention had been attracted, and this effect was exactly what he wanted.
"Well, then, I'll talk about one more one. Why does Xiao Zhang's son never call him Dad?"
As soon as his question came out, everyone started to think and think, yes, since it was his son, why did he never call him Dad? Is it because of the generation gap? Or is this son growing up with his grandparents, so he doesn't know his father?
In the end, none of the answers were correct, and the judges asked Zhang Shaoyu for the answer again.
"Because, Xiao Zhang is her son's mother. ”
The whole hall froze instantly, and it was really a cold joke, which made people not only not want to laugh, but also want to cry. This is clearly a trick on people. But if you think about it carefully, every joke he makes sense, and it's very easy to understand, but why can't you guess it?
The judges began to score brightly, 9.8 points, 9.8 points, 9.8 points. It's amazing that the three judges gave the same score very tacitly. As soon as they saw this score, the TV station staff who were worried about Zhang Shaoyu were relieved, judging from the situation since the start of the Xiaoqiang Cup, it is impossible for the later players to be higher than this score, and Zhang Shaoyu's pass is ten out of ten.
In Changsha at the end of May, people only care about two things, one is the concert of Hong Kong king Liu Deye, and the other is the competition of the Xiaoqiang Cup. And Liu Tianwang's concert will be sung at Helong Stadium on the 31st, and the Xiaoqiang Cup is also fiercely competing for the top 32.