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Guo Xiaoshuai took Pan Yansen to contact the miracle doctor he said, and the doctor prescribed a dose, and there was this aphrodisiac in it. The usual state is wrapped in a white cocoon, and I can't see any connotation inside. Only after eating the stomach will the aphrodisiac be alive under the stimulation of gastric acid, and a series of pharmacological effects will occur immediately. It's better than Xiaoshuai bought it for Pan Yansen regardless of the cost, but I didn't expect this kid to know the hearts of good people, so he vomited like this.

"I'm not going to eat this if I'm killed. Pan Yansen rinsed his mouth and told the cleaner to quickly clean up the filth. Thinking that he had drunk the decoction concocted by this aphrodisiac insect three times, his stomach was overturned for a while. Although traditional Chinese medicine often uses grass root bark or something for the purpose of curing diseases, I have never seen a living creature in a boiled decoction.

"If you don't eat, you'll become a eunuch. Guo Xiaoshuai threatened.

"I'd rather practice the Sunflower Book than eat this thing. Pan Yansen unswervingly covered his mouth and refused to open anything: "Before I was cured, I died of nausea first." ”

". My grandfather said that in the 60s of the last century, there was a lack of food and clothing, and people were reluctant to throw it away when they dug out their noses. ”

"Gross!"

Pan Yansen vomited, his face turned pale, but he never spit out the aphrodisiac insect with two horns. Bursts of sweat broke out of his forehead, and his whole body was as soft as a puddle of mud.

"You are taking revenge for personal gain...... Pan Yansen said weakly: "Defeat Xiao Xiaotian and vent this failure to me, I don't believe you anymore, what kind of Chinese medicine are you looking for." Prescribe this disgusting prescription to come out. ”

"This is not Chinese medicine, it is Miao medicine. Our Huaxia country is rich in resources, and it is not just a medical system of traditional Chinese medicine, Miao medicine. Mongolian doctors. Zhuang Yi ...... A lot of other details. Guo Xiaoshuai patiently explained: "Hit Xiao Xiaotian or something, this time I didn't have any hope." So there is no such thing as victory or defeat. ”

"You already knew that you would lose, so you still pulled so many people and horses to accompany you to the funeral?" Pan Yansen asked puzzled.

"As long as it's not me who is buried, it doesn't matter what is buried or whatever. Guo Xiaoshuai said indifferently. "As long as we still join forces, sooner or later we will leave this spelling club. Create your own alternative world. When the time comes, you can drink as much water as you want. ”

Pan Yansen, this sweat, it turns out that you are too handsome to pursue it like this! With your current economic strength, you can drink as much water as you want, okay? It has to be not domestic water, what hahaha and other products, they are all hand-washing goods, and we have to use Evian for boiled eggs.

"Is this little bit of on the Internet over like this?" Pan Yansen was a little reluctant. After all, Guo Xiaoshuai has put a lot of effort into this, and he Pan Yansen himself has become a leading actor without knowing it.

Although this actor is undefeated in the East of Black Wood Cliff who has practiced the Sunflower Treasure Book, at least he is also a protagonist, isn't he?

Xiao Xiaotian and the others didn't know what means they could use to make several people arranged by Xiaoshuai in advance be hit at the same time, and the deputy of the Food and Drug Administration, who had not contributed much at all, ran to apologize to Wang Jing for this incident, which Pan Yansen could not tolerate.

"It's over, what else can I do?" Guo Xiaoshuai sighed and said, "I still underestimated Xiao Xiaotian's strength and reaction speed. will be made by him, this online war of words, we won't mention him for the time being, if you lose, you lose, I'm thinking of other ways. Here, pour a glass of water. ”

"I don't know what you can do other than drink water. Pan Yansen hit mercilessly.

"Drinking plenty of water can increase the activity of brain cells. Let me say more, you really drink too little water, this habit is not good. ”

Guo Xiaoshuai said seriously, picked up the goblet and went all the way to his neck, and drank two big sips.

Pan Yansen still admires Xiaoshuai's patience. Where you fall, you will never get up again.

Defeated again and again, defeated again and again, and finally stalked, and had to take a piece of meat off the opponent.

Guo Xiaoshuai, a type of Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, is the most disgusting to the enemy.

After hearing Xiaoshuai say that he would have other plans, Pan Yansen became interested and asked, "What new bad idea?" ”

Guo Xiao handsomely gave Pan Yansen a burst on his head, and said with a smile: "My idea, are they all bad ideas?" paused, and said: "Don't say it, this time it's really a bad idea." I've decided, though. Even if it's a bad idea, I'm going to give it a try. ”

I knew it was a bad idea and I wanted to give it a try, this person was really a Xiaoqiang who couldn't be beaten.

"If someone bites me, I will pay it back tenfold and hundredfold!" Guo Xiaoshuai gritted his teeth and looked into the distance. In the sky, a lonely crow quacked, flying farther and farther.

The tip of Guo Xiaoshuai's nose wrinkled slightly, and the tip of his nose was like a person with a rosacea nose, getting redder and redder.

Pan Yansen knew that Guo Xiaoshuai really had a killing machine. Ever since I met Xiaoshuai, he has always been a polite gentleman. Of course, except when the nose is red, in the same way, the red nose and the time when you drink a lot of water every day show that Xiaoshuai is ready to die.

Could it be that Xiao Xiaotian, who has always been looked down upon by himself, is so strong that Pan Yansen vaguely remembers that whenever Guo Xiaoshuai has these two situations: drinking water and his nose is red, he is ready to do the kind of thing that is unfavorable to kill 1,000 enemies and damage 800 people.

No one wants this to happen, and even if they hit the enemy, their strength will be greatly affected. This is also one of the reasons why Pan Yansen's father took the initiative to admit defeat when he was attacked by Xiao Xiaotian and others, resulting in poor liquidity turnover.

Being able to react quickly in that situation and endure the pain of failure is not something that ordinary people can do.

Admitting defeat requires greater courage than struggling to win. Especially for businessmen who are already entering middle age.

Guo Xiaoshuai's nose was red and disappeared in a flash, and then his complexion returned to normal, and he said in a cold voice: "The fat man is dead?"

"Fat man?" Pan Yansen was stunned, but reacted quickly, the fat man Guo Xiaoshuai said was the stupid X who was sent out by himself two days ago to kill that talkative woman. So he said, "No." It's in the basement. ”

Pan Yansen has only been thinking about how to hook up with the little girl and how to treat his impotence in the past two days, and he has not had the heart to deal with this matter.

"It's still going to be done!" said Guo Xiaoshuai displeased. "Thin people can die in the police station, I thought you could handle this. Leaving a tail for everything, I really don't know when you'll grow up. You've got to learn to use your brain, and don't always make me worry about wiping your ass!"

"The thin man is dead?" Pan Yansen asked hesitantly. The two fat and thin partners have always been Guo Xiaoshuai's second-class henchmen, although they are stupid, but it is rare to resolutely carry out orders, no matter whether they are right or wrong, and never ask the reason.

"You don't know, I thought you had a good memory and found someone to do it. Guo Xiaoshuai squinted his eyes and said, "I just got the news." The thin man suddenly fell ill in the police station yesterday and died. ”

"Didn't you do it?" Pan Yansen also asked.

"It's not. Guo Xiaoshuai shook his head and frowned.

It's getting more and more interesting. Neither Guo Xiaoshuai nor Pan Yansen's instructions, but the thin man died of a sudden illness in the police station for no reason.

"Forget it, I don't want to do that for now. Guo Xiaoshuai waved his hand, "It's better to be dead than alive." Take care of your own handfuls, and since you can't guarantee that a woman is dead set on you, don't take a few handfuls and poke them indiscriminately. ”

Pan Yansen nodded yes and said, "I want to poke indiscriminately, but I have to have that function." ”

Little Pan Yansen has been lying soft in the crotch of his pants, trying a lot of exciting ways to watch striptease, watch pornography, watch real people, and drink the Chinese medicine soup with live insects in it, but unfortunately, none of them worked.

"What kind of old Chinese medicine doctor did you introduce, the more I thought about it, the more unreliable I felt, I didn't even have the least look, smell, and ask, so I came up and looked at my palm for a while, and then I prescribed medicine. He doesn't have a medical license, he can't be a liar, right?"

The more Pan Yansen thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, the old Chinese medicine doctor known as the eight generations of single transmission, with a goatee with a fairy wind bone, if he wore black sunglasses, he would look more and more like the blind fortune teller under the overpass.

What is more similar is that this old Chinese medicine doctor doesn't even look at the pulse and looks at the palm prints, no matter how you think about it, you think it's a fortune-telling liar.

"You don't know. Guo Xiaoshuai said. On the mysterious face, there was an evil smile: "This is a secret that people don't pass on." Not to mention looking at palmistry, looking at the tongue coating and looking at the pinna, this is called each specialization. ”

The two talked a few nonsense, and Guo Xiaoshuai took Pan Yansen to the follow-up consultation. A dose of decoction is three thousand five, which is a specification that only Zhongnanhai enjoys.

The old Chinese medicine doctor lives in an inconspicuous small alley. In Xiaoshuai's saying, this is called the fragrance of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, and people with skills don't necessarily have to be so eye-catching.

The small alley was too narrow, and the car was parked outside the alley, and the two abandoned the car and walked.

Pan Yansen had already been to Xiaoshuai once, but when he walked into this small alley again, Pan Yansen still felt a chill down his spine and a gust of wind.

Whining

A strange wind sounded, Pan Yansen couldn't help but take two steps back, and muttered, "There is a ghost scream." ”

". That's someone crying. Guo Xiaoshuai heard it clearly. As he was talking, the white things in front of him flashed, and Guo Xiaoshuai reached out and grabbed it. If you look closely, it is a round white piece of paper with a square hole in it.

It's a piece of paper.

"Bad luck!" Guo Xiaoshuai threw away the paper and strode forward with Pan Yansen.

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