Feng Han's face was pale at the computer, he didn't know why he was angry, obviously, obviously he also had a girlfriend!

Later, Shi Yasong's chatter continued, Feng Han didn't listen to it much, he didn't want to know how good Han Wu was with that boy from another school!

Shi Yasong's conversation came to an abrupt end, and it should be Han Wu who snatched back the phone.

Feng Han called directly, and Han Wu answered the phone while shaking Shi Yasong's unattainable long hair, "Hey, what's the matter?"

"You, are you in love?!" What grandparents, what father-son estrangement, Feng Han didn't care about it for a long time.

Han Wu glared at Shi Yasong and walked out of the dormitory, "No, don't listen to my classmates' nonsense." ”

"What's the situation with the boy from the school who drove the sports car?" Feng Han showed his fatherly majesty.

This Shi has a big mouth, Han Wu helplessly explained, "That's a relative of my family, and, what do you care about so much, if you have something to say, I still have to sleep if you have nothing to do!"

"Is it really a relative? What is it? What kind of relative is it?" Feng Han asked four times.

Han Wu couldn't stand it, "You have a lot of questions, I choose not to answer, do you have any other nutritious questions?"

"I~" Feng Han is depressed, she is in the capital, even if she has a ghost in her heart, she is really beyond her reach!

"Forget it, it's okay, you can rest early!" Feng Han hung up the phone a little angrily, feeling that as a sophomore in high school, it really hurts, and he can't get in close contact with his girlfriend, not to mention, and he can't protect his sister from being harassed by those wild bees and butterflies!

Listening to the beep of the phone, Han Wu shouted bad and forgot to ask him if he had shown the photo to his father!

……

Today is Sunday, and tomorrow is normal school, Feng Han Xiong Di picked up the Lu sisters, and Lu Youxi looked as usual as if nothing had happened.

When passing by the newsstand, Feng Han paused, he saw the new issue of "Dongyang Literature and Art Weekly", the cover was announced, Cai Diefei's new work "Blue Kite" will be serialized in the next issue, and there are several girls who look like junior high school students around to watch, jumping and jumping, ecstatic, it seems that Cai Diefei still has some influence in the group of middle school girls.

However, the market for literary magazines is so big, there is no situation where one magazine sells well and another is squeezed to death, Feng Han still has confidence in "Sprout" and Lao Han.

When he arrived at the school, Feng Han first went to the office of the language group, he knew that Teacher Li Yan was squatting on him, rather than letting her block, it was better to send it to the door himself and strive for a leniency, Teacher Zu is not alive and well now.

In fact, so many days have passed, and Teacher Li's anger has almost disappeared, she hates her husband for digging into the wall, and hates the genius students who are unwilling to follow her, that's all.

And Feng Han is also smart enough, as soon as he came in, he first admitted his mistake, indicating that the reason why he wanted to change classes was actually to be with Xiong Di and Lu Haoge, but he didn't expect to be cheated by Teacher Zu, he was going to the bamboo class, but he ended up in the chrysanthemum class.

As soon as he explained this, all of a sudden, all the hatred was transferred to Mr. Zu Xiao's head, but they were husband and wife, and at most they deducted their pocket money, so as not to hurt their muscles and bones.

The topic was opened, and Teacher Li Yan finally asked calmly, "Then you tell the teacher, why didn't you show your talent before, why did you hide it?"

Feng Han sighed: "Teacher Li, I am clumsy, because I am good enough, it is not good to show too much, you see, I am very good at long-distance running, swimming is also top-notch, and I am handsome and scumbag, if even literature is so good, then what do other boys think, how do they live, I am a kind person, I have to consider the feelings of others!"

"Okay, if you don't want to tell the truth, the teacher won't force you, you can go back to class. Li Yan waved her hand.

"That's okay, goodbye Mr. Li, from now on, you are no longer my mentor, but you have become my wife, should I be filial to you or will be filial to you~" Feng Han said goodbye and left.

When I went out, I happened to run into Mr. Guo.

Teacher Guo was smiling, and his fat face was like a blooming daisy, "Classmate Feng Han, you have made it easy for me to find it these days!"

"Mr. Guo, what are you looking for me?"

"Listen to hey," Mr. Guo said, "I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paws......"

Lao Guo is asking Feng Han to check his practice, hey, this speed of speech, this rhythm, and the standard! It has even surpassed Feng Han's level! Maybe this is the legendary talent~

Feng Han finally applauded, "Teacher Guo is amazing, after listening to this, I'm afraid I won't be able to listen to my morning class, I'm already a little hungry~"

Teacher Guo smiled and said, "That, do you have any other jokes like this besides the name of this dish, I still want to learn~"

This is the rhythm of squeezing out your own literary and artistic cells!

Yes, there is, but it is not used here, the mouth is divided into large and small Guaner, the big Guaner is generally hundreds of sentences, the most classic has two major Guan, one is naturally "Newspaper Dish Name", and it can be compared to only "Geographical Map".

The so-called can not be used, that is, refers to this "geographical map", the world changes, most of the place names in the plane geographical map are different, some countries do not exist, or change to other vests, the rhyme can not be bet, the most important thing is that some domestic place names are limited to policy, once read out, it will become *****.

So in the face of Teacher Guo's strong request, Feng Han taught another riddle throughout, " What squeaks up the mountain, what nods down the mountain, what has a head and no tail, what has a tail and no head, what has legs to sit at home, what has no legs to travel to Bian Zhou, who repairs the Zhaozhou Bridge, who stays on the jade railing, who rides a donkey on the bridge, what pushes a cart and rolls the ditch, what person carries a knife and stands on the bridge, what person pulls the horse to watch the Spring and Autumn Period, what person pulls what person is laughing, what person pulls what person is tearful exchange, what person is white, what person is black, what person has a lot of beard, what is round in the sky, what round is in front of you, what round and round long street is sold, what is round and round on both sides of the road, what is blooming and high, what is blooming and hairy, what is blooming and no one is seeing, What blooms a mouthful of hair, what bird wears green and white, what bird wears soap boots, what bird is covered with ten brocades, what bird is covered with burlap pockets?......" (In order to avoid saying that I water, the following mystery Lao Buddha will not say, be kind~)

Feng Han also practiced in the library for a long time before he could memorize it, but it was far less slippery than the name of the dish, but this was enough to make Lao Guo stunned.

He turned on his mobile phone early to record, and when Feng Han finished speaking, Lao Guo was amazed, "What do you think in this brain, it's amazing, you made it all up yourself?"

"Yes," Feng Han said with a grimace, "If Mr. Guo also helps me, I love to think about this kind of thing when I'm idle and bored, but a person's power is limited after all~"

"Then what can I help?" Mr. Guo was serious.

Feng Han felt that it was a pity that the geographical map was so buried, "Mr. Guo, I still have an idea, this idea is called the geographical map......" Feng Han probably talked about the super big talk about the geographical map, and first showed that his knowledge is shallow, he has not traveled thousands of miles, and he knows too few place names.

Lao Guo laughed when he heard this, "I'm good at this, every winter and summer vacation, Mr. Guo's favorite thing is to travel everywhere, and I also took the tour guide certificate, I can make this up!"

"That's great, actually, these things I wrote are the basic skills of a new form of comedy performance, which is to hone your mouth, if Mr. Guo really writes it, when the National Day art show comes, we can partner up on stage to perform, I'll write the book!" Feng Han tempted.

Not to mention, Lao Guo Aixiu, this can be regarded as speaking to his heart, "A word is a certainty!"

"It's hard to chase a few horses!"

After getting rid of Teacher Li and Teacher Guo, Feng Han felt happy in his heart, but when he arrived at the door of the classroom, he met a small man, really small, and he was close, Feng Han needed to bow his head and talk to him.

The other party spoke first, "You are Feng Han of Class 4 of the second year of high school." ”

"It's me. ”

"People say you wrote Queqiao Immortal, really?" he asked.

"Really, what's wrong?" Feng Han moved his somewhat tired cervical spine, only to hear a crackling sound.

"Ah~!" The other party was startled, staggered back a few steps, "Don't hit me!"