Chapter 202: Who Splashed the Boiling Water
After betting with Mr. Lu Yu a few days ago, although looking forward to the three-month holiday that will be ushered in, Mr. Xiao's schoolwork in the past two days has become more and more perverted. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
It's just that the more Lu Yu makes things difficult for them, the happier they feel, because Lu Yu's abnormality is a manifestation of annoyance and anger in their eyes, because they find out that they can't do it afterwards, so they are weak-hearted, and because of their weak hearts, they will get worse! As long as our brothers can withstand the madness of the last few days of Mr. Xiao, a better life will come after all!
Therefore, the confident gentlemen accepted the ultimate assignment given by Lu Yu very generously before the Shangsi Festival, and under the command of Zuo Yining, they acted as the on-site guidance and management of the festival! You must know that the high priests and great ceremonies in the Tang Dynasty have been managed and operated by the Ministry of Rites in all dynasties, and all the return journeys need to be completed meticulously in accordance with the ancient rites! Lu Yu let the gentlemen who hate the rules the most be responsible for the scene of the Shangsi Festival, in their opinion, it is really the limit of deliberate difficulty.
Fortunately, Fairy Yi Ning is not only a person who looks like a country and a city, but also has a very kind heart! In order to understand the hard work of all the gentlemen, he rearranged the activities of the entire Shangsi Day in accordance with the concise and interesting planning ideas! When Shi Bapo proposed that bathing was too troublesome, and it was better to splash water to be refreshing, such a nonsense proposal was passed by Zuo Yining with a smile, and the gentlemen began to make suggestions, and the discussion was not enthusiastic!
Since today's Shangsi Festival is planned by ourselves, we have to gather enough energy and handle it well! In addition to Li Xiu, Li Che, Sima Feng, Luo Chun and a few other people who can hold the table, who were picked out by Zuo Yining to sit in the center, the entire Xianfang is divided into dozens of different areas, which are managed by the remaining 100 groups of gentlemen.
Although Wu Lingyun is the son of the Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites, Xu is in a rebellious period, and his dream since childhood is to be a general! After hearing that Zuo Yining arranged for him to be responsible for the maintenance of order in the entire Xianfang, he excitedly found someone to specially build a Mingguang armor, and led a group of equally well-dressed generals to patrol the Xianfang like a protector general!
The majestic armor, the sharp spear, and the hideous mask, under the backdrop of a thousand rui qi, have a feeling of being a heavenly soldier and a heavenly general! Feeling the awe in the crowd, especially the envious gaze of the major forces, Wu Lingyun straightened his chest, this is the first time that he does not need to show any family aura, and through his own efforts, he has won the recognition and awe of outsiders.
Luo Chun is a disciple of Mr. Yushan, since the last time he gambled with Lu Yu in Langya City Wentianlou became a joke, he has been studying hard, and he has been able to change it! Especially when he heard Lu Yu's sentence "Some people die at the age of twenty and are buried at the age of two hundred!", he has strengthened his determination to study and improve!
This time, Zuo Yining put him in charge of the etiquette and guidance of the entire Xianfang, which was a great opportunity for him! The world thinks that Yunjian City is a city of gentlemen, and it is a place without rules! Yunjian Hou Lu Yu never plays cards according to the rules, whether it is Tang Ting, Wanfa Sect, or the Holy Capital Ye family, they are all stunned and rampant! And the gentlemen who followed Lu Yu even looted their own goods, and they were indeed like madmen.
Although all of the above has indeed benefited the people, Luo Chun feels that it is time to prove to the world that the city of gentlemen understands etiquette, even if he Luo Chun is no longer successful, he is also a disciple of the dignified Confucian Mr. Yushan, and he will definitely ignite the light of etiquette in the Cloud City!
Satisfied, he inspected the attire of the thousands of servants in front of him, all of them were dressed in white and soap boots, and there was a moire embroidery on the left cuff! After checking everyone's appearance again and again, and practicing the reception etiquette several times, these thousands of people entered their respective areas neatly according to the pre-arranged plan, waiting for the crowd to arrive.
Gently and politely guided everyone to visit the Cloud Academy, the martial arts arena, the annexes of the major forces, and the unique garden scenery in the Xianfang, and the politeness of the servants made everyone feel an unprecedented respect!
The green skins who sprinkle scoundrels on weekdays do not dare to be presumptuous under the noses of the heavenly soldiers and generals, and they are rarely treated as guests and courtesy, and their hearts are inexplicably filled with an urge to die for their confidants. Seeing the old man tired of walking, he helped him, and when he saw the child lost, he helped to find it, and for the first time he entered the fairyland, the fairy world in their hearts seemed to be like this, there were no bad people, no thieves and splashers, even if it was a bully who came here, he would be touched.
When it was close to noon, the servants in Xianfang launched a small car, and all kinds of delicacies lined up along the street, and all the people could freely choose their favorite food according to their preferences.
After listening to the announcement of Luo Chun and others, the people didn't believe it at first, but after a few drooling little babies successfully received a roast suckling pig with the help of the servants, the whole crowd was boiling! Under the guidance of the servants, everyone, regardless of their status, began to learn to line up, carry their own dinner plates to choose their favorite food, and throw all the food residues into the designated basket at a fixed point.
The children at home were tired of eating braised pork and were about to touch two vegetable melons to quench their thirst, but they were snatched off by their own adults, grabbed their heads and pretended to slap them twice, and scolded twice for no avail, and then fiercely clamped two chicken legs and stuffed them into the child's bowl.
Lu Yu and Zuo Yining stood in a pavilion on the east side of Xianfang and looked down on everything in the workshop, seeing the conscientious performance of the gentlemen, they would feel as proud as the gentlemen, because these people were still uneducated bastards three months ago, and three months later, under their guidance, they had begun to change! Seeing the miserable food of the people, their hearts were a little sad, they were still poor, and they still hadn't eaten a few full meals! Although they are not sure when they will find their way home, since they have chosen Cloud City, they will do their best to benefit these simple people!
"Yunjian Hou's mind really makes the three old men admire, such a generous and happy with the people, the old man's hundred-year-old age is also the first time to see it! I have heard of the gambling contract between the poor gangsters of Yunjian Hou before, there are 20,000 yuan of money here, it is the intention of the three old husbands, and I also ask Yunjian Hou to accept it!" Mr. Yushan didn't know when he came to Lu Yu stretched out his hand, raised his hand and handed over a mustard seed ring.
Respectfully bowed to Mr. Yushan and Mr. Hengqu and Mr. Mingdao who followed him, but Lu Yu did not reach out to take the mustard seed ring: "The intentions of the three gentlemen, Lu Yu has received them! The three gentlemen are all highly respected people, and they have never cared about these worldly assets, thinking that these 20,000 yuan of money are already the family funds of the three gentlemen, and the juniors tricked the three gentlemen into teaching in the Cloud Academy, and it is no longer appropriate to disturb the elders in their old age, and at this time, you must not take your family wealth anymore." Besides, people don't stand without faith, although Li Che, Luo Chun and others have listened to lectures under several gentlemen, but now they are also my Lu Yu's students, don't forget, I am also a little gentleman in Cloud City!"
"As a teacher, I should lead by example, I can lose the bet, and I Lu Yu can afford to lose, but for now, I am still very confident in my winning, if the three gentlemen really want to help me, please also release their own Wendao coercion when they go to the roof the day after tomorrow, so it is enough!"
When the three gentlemen heard this, they smiled slightly and strode towards a courtyard, today's Shangsi Festival, they have already made an appointment with a few old friends to flow the water, taste the literature and drink, as for the nonsense between the juniors, let them go.
In the afternoon of the full meal bag, the temperature is pleasant, after all the dining cars are cleared, Shi Bapo appeared in a very stylish dress, and the Songkran Festival after this is planned by him, so this afternoon is his home field!
Shi Bapo picked up a peculiar-looking bamboo tube, and pushed the small wooden stick behind the bamboo tube with his right hand, and a stream of water shot out, telling everyone that the water in the bamboo tube was mixed with the bluegrass fairy soup boiled overnight by the medical immortals of Baicao Valley, which was sprinkled on people with the effect of prolonging life, which was enough to replace the traditional bluegrass bath!
Just after everyone doubted that there was a difference between men and women, and that etiquette was harmful, Luo Chun stepped forward at a critical moment, holding up the ancient rites and telling everyone who has the most water on his body today, and who is the most loved person! This excuse came at such a good time that as soon as Luo Chun's words fell, Shi Bapo was a basin of "holy water" splashed on Luo Chun's body!
Once the Songkran thing starts, it will really be difficult to collect the water, and when the water curtain begins to spread throughout the Xianfang, the festival of the Shangsi Festival will be considered to have entered the climax! Shi Bapo loves to die in such a way of celebration, as long as you see a beautiful woman, you will splash water on people accurately, and you don't need a reason for this!
His little bit of caution is definitely known to everyone in Sima Zhao's heart, just when Lu Yu and Zuo Yining were a little unbearable, they suddenly heard Shi Bapo let out a pig-killing scream: "Who the hell poured boiling water on me, stand up for Brother Bapo!!"