Chapter Forty-Six: Artillery Fire
Night.
On the dinner table.
Wu Shaohua looked at the boss who was feasting on the other side dumbfounded, mixing all kinds of herbs and eating them as cold dishes, it was the first time he had seen it, which shocked him, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he felt that he had returned to the ancient era when Ru Mao drank blood.
"What are you looking at, eating, aren't you hungry?" Li Dong looked at Wu Shaohua and said, as if he was fine, he continued to eat a plate of medicinal salad, not to mention how fragrant it was.
There is no way to do this, he doesn't want to do this, after all, the taste of these medicinal materials is not very good, bitter, and there are all kinds of strange smells, but he has tried to process the medicinal materials, such as a simple scalding, sterilization, dipping some chaffle paste, to remove the bitter taste, just like shabu-shabu, but there is no reaction to the completion of the task, the system does not allow him to process and eat the medicinal materials, he can only eat them raw.
"Boss, are you okay?" Wu Shaohua asked cautiously.
"What can I do?" Li Dong pretended to be relaxed and said, in fact, he didn't know the bottom of his heart, it's okay but it's theoretically fine, and he can't say if it's okay or not, after all, more than sixty kinds of medicinal materials are mixed together and eaten raw, this kind of lifeless thing, it is estimated that even the ancestors have never done this.
"But boss, your tongue is green. Wu Shaohua said.
"It's just natural coloring, out of the way. Li Dong said with a smile while eating.
"Ah, it's red again. ”
"It's all said to be natural pigments. ”
"But now it's dark again. Wu Shaohua was a little frightened, "Boss, are you really going to be okay?" Are you sure you're going to be okay?"
"Hold my phone. Li Dong said a little stiffly.
"What are you doing?" Wu Shaohua asked puzzled.
"As soon as I go down, hit 120. ”
“……”
Without waiting for Wu Shaohua to speak, Li Dong pushed the plate aside, kept pouring tea into his mouth, and after drinking half a pot, he took a breath and said with bared teeth, "Don't eat, don't eat, it's bitter and spicy, and my mouth is numb." Li Dong kept pulling his tongue, feeling that it was no longer his own.
"Boss, why are you doing this?" Wu Shaohua asked puzzledly, before he naively thought that these herbs could really be eaten raw, but now that he saw the boss's painful appearance, he knew that it was not what he thought.
Does the boss have masochistic tendencies?
Li Dong glanced at Wu Shaohua, the other party's eyes at this time were like looking at a madman, of course he would not tell the other party about the task, so he explained seriously, "Do you know the Dafa of Huagong? It is to inhale all kinds of insect poison into the body, and finally turn yourself into a poisonous person, I am the same, let yourself become a medicine person, and you will not be invaded by all poisons in the future." ”
"Huh?" Wu Shaohua was stunned, and there was still this kind of operation? Isn't the Dafa of Transformation Gong in martial arts novels? Is it real? The master is in the people. "Boss, don't get mad. Wu Shaohua said cautiously.
Li Dong saw Wu Shaohua's serious appearance, and asked with a smile, "You don't really believe it, do you?" Haha, to tease you, I just saw a few secret recipes in the book, so try the medicine yourself, we have to be responsible for the patient, right?"
Wu Shaohua was speechless, but in this way, he was relieved, and thought that there was something wrong with the boss's spirit.
Late at night.
"Gollum!"
Bursts of screams sounded, Li Dong, who was dreaming, was awakened by the colics in his stomach, he tossed and turned for a long time, but he couldn't sleep, and finally couldn't hold back, and hurriedly ran to the toilet.
"Poof......
After a long time, Li Dong walked out of the toilet, the whole person felt much more comfortable, the medicinal materials really can't be eaten indiscriminately, especially those untreated medicinal materials, the surface looks non-toxic, but think about it carefully, many medicinal materials are cool, and have the effect of clearing heat and eliminating fire, detoxification and detoxification, what is clearing heat and purging fire? What is detoxification and detoxification? To put it bluntly, it is diarrhea!
Well, it's time to detoxify and nourish your skin, remove toxins, and relax.
"Oops!"
Not long after lying down, Li Dong's stomach hurt again, and there seemed to be something churning inside, just like Nezha making trouble in the sea, he ran out again and got into the toilet.
A few minutes later.
"No, we have to go. ”
I don't know that after the poisonous wine, Li Dong bent his waist, leaned on the wall, and slowly walked out of the toilet.
"Boss. Wu Shaohua walked from the room to Li Dong.
"You, why haven't you slept yet?" asked Li Dong in a weak voice.
"It's too hot to sleep. Wu Shaohua said.
He was already asleep, but the boss in and out of the door and the sound of the door opening, and all kinds of strange sounds from the toilet woke him up again, now it is Futian, more than 20 degrees at night, there is no air conditioning in the house, open the window is necessary, the night is so quiet, the slightest sound will be infinitely amplified, in this environment of artillery fire, it is strange that he can fall asleep.
"Oh, I remember that there is an old electric fan in the warehouse, although it is a little older, but it is okay, you can take it back and use it. Li Dong was tired, and after saying a few words, he felt tired, and his body had to rest against the wall for a while.
The detox is a bit too much.
"Boss, why don't I call 120?" Wu Shaohua said worriedly, he had already been there eight times, and it would really be fine?
"What a joke. When Li Dong heard this, he said solemnly, "I'm a pharmacy owner, call 120 to go to the hospital? If this spreads, how can I still mix on this street? Who would dare to buy my medicine?" Li Dong waved his hand at Wu Shaohua, "It's okay, it's just that the diarrhea is a little big, I've already taken medicine, you go to sleep quickly, I, I'll go squatting for a while." Li Dong, who had just come out of the toilet by holding on to the wall, walked in with the wall again.
Wu Shaohua smiled bitterly, sleeping?
Besides, in the boss's case, he doesn't have the heart to sleep at all, if his feet are weak and he falls into the pit, someone has to fish, right?
So, Wu Shaohua moved a small bench and sat not far from the toilet, fanning the fan, listening to the movement in the toilet, and asking from time to time: "Are you okay?"
And the response to him was usually a deep voice from the nose: "Hmm!" I don't know if it was answering him or straining.
In and out of this way for most of the night, until three o'clock in the morning, Li Dong fell asleep, the backyard finally returned to its previous calm, and the neighbor's dog next door was no longer barking.
Li Dong slept until noon before waking up.
The stomach is not painful, but the poison has been discharged overnight, the body is still weak, when he stands up, his legs are straight and weak, his body is shaking, and he has to continue to support the wall when he goes downstairs.
"Boss, you're awake. Wu Shaohua ran out of the kitchen, "What do you eat, I'll make it for you?"
"Don't do it. Li Dong took a deep breath, found a rocking chair and sat down, "Go to the drawer and take two hundred yuan, go to the fourth sister's home-cooked restaurant on the street and order a few dishes, I want hard dishes, big elbows, braised pork, I want to make up for it." ”
"Boss, you are like this, should you eat something light?" Wu Shaohua asked, "I made a pot of gruel, you drink a bowl first?"
"I'm like this, you still give me gruel, I need to make up now, big supplement!" Li Dong, who was originally sick, said that when it came to eating, the whole person had a little more energy, "It's all wrong to say that when you are sick and eat light, you think, the patient's body is already weak, and if you don't eat something good, where will you have the strength to fight the earthquake with the disease?" Take me as an example, I guess I have to pull all night today, if I don't eat more good food, how can I have the strength? If you make a big effort, you let out a fart, are you sorry?"
"Huh?" Wu Shaohua asked in surprise when he heard it, "Boss, are you going to eat those herbs today?"
"This is just the beginning, do you think the pharmacist is so good? I don't eat it myself, how dare I give it to the patient?" Li Dong said.
"Boss!" Wu Shaohua was moved, looked at Li Dong with red eyes and said, "You are the most responsible person I have ever met, I, I'll buy you a big elbow." ”
"Remember a lot of garlic sauce!"
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