The poem says:

The two brothers are worshipping,

A demon kicked the door open.

Warrior Cambridge scared out of pee,

It turned out that he walked in?

In the dark of night, in the No. 7 shed in the basement of the Internet café, the warrior Qiu Dazuo and the Cambridge scholar Tang Shangke were kneeling on the ground and bowing.

Suddenly, the door of the shed was kicked open. Immediately after, there was a strange cry of "clang" from outside the door. In the basement in the dead of night, the strange cry was as terrifying as a ghost crying wolf......

Qiu Dazuo and Tang Shangke were all frightened and turned pale with fright, and the two of them couldn't care about bowing down, so they all hurriedly got up from the ground.

Qiu Dazuo was bold and shouted outside the door: "Who ?—— where you are a monster?!—— why are you so noisy in the dark night?!"

Qiu Dazuo's question just fell.

The strange scream sounded outside the door again: "Boom, boom......" As the scream passed, a screaming voice shouted: "I am the night wanderer above —— is also waiting here to worship, why don't you tell me?!"

After that shrill shout, Qiu Dazuo and Tang Shangke saw that a monster swayed into the room from outside the door.

Qiu Dazuo and Tang Shangke all stared at the monster who walked in with round eyes, and looked at the monster who walked in in shock, and saw that the monster was not tall, skinny, and the little black head was pointed at both ends, like ice, and looked at the monster's face, two centipede eyebrows, a pair of small mung bean rat eyes, a flat nose and a thin mouth, a mouth of small yellow teeth, two attractive ears, and a shriveled mouth, and two small whiskers, those two small whiskers, just like the beard of the sick cat, and then look at the monster's two hands, each of which has six fingers, and the monster's fingers are dry, just like the eagle's claws。

Tang Shangke looked at the monster and secretly exclaimed, "Could it be that this is the night wandering god in folklore?"

Tang Shangke didn't know the monster that walked in, but Qiu Dazuo could.

Qiu Dazuo hurriedly greeted him and shouted at the monster: "Brother God of War, come in when you come, why are you pretending to be a god outside to scare us?"

The monster that walked in, in fact, was not a monster, nor was it a night wanderer. The one who walked in was the ugly ghost Shi Yun.

During the day, the ugly ghost Shi Yun came to the Internet café to surf the Internet, and happened to meet Qiu Dazuo patrolling the Internet café. Shi Yun mistakenly thought that Qiu Dazuo was deliberately avoiding him and secretly came to Tanggu Jinlang Internet Café to work as a mechanic. So, Shi Yun slapped Qiu Dazuo.

Later, in front of Shi Yun, Qiu Dazuo explained the reason why he came to work in the Tanggu Jinlang Internet Café. After Shi Yun listened, he forgave Qiu Dazuo.

Shi Yun not only did not blame Qiu Dazuo, but also took out a thousand yuan to give Qiu Dazuo to help Qiu Dazuo tide over the difficulties temporarily.

Soon after, Shi Yun left the Internet café and returned to his own clothing store to take care of business.

In the evening, Shi Yun returned to his home from the clothing store. Shi Yun now lives in a scene house of more than 100 square meters, which is spacious and comfortable. Such a good house, only Shi Yun lives alone.

Shi Yun was sitting in the living room of his home, and he suddenly remembered the warrior Qiu Dazuo in the Internet café. Shi Yun looked out the window and thought to himself: It's dark, I don't know if the warrior gets off work, and I don't know if the warrior has a place to stay at night?......

As soon as Shi Yun thought of the warrior Qiu Dazuo, he couldn't sit still. So, Shi Yun walked out of the house, and he ran to the Tanggu Jinlang Internet café again. Shi Yun wanted to take a look in the Internet café, if the warrior Qiu Dazuo did not have a place to live at night, he would lead the warrior Qiu Dazuo to his home to live, anyway, his home was quite spacious.

Thinking like this in Shi Yun's heart, he came to Tanggu Jinlang Internet Café again. Shi Yun searched around the lobby on the first floor of the Internet café, but did not find Qiu Dazuo. Shi Yun inquired with the network management staff on duty in the Internet café, and he learned that Qiu Dazuo had gotten off work and went to rest in the No. 7 staff dormitory in the basement.

Shi Yun was still a little worried about the warrior Qiu Dazuo. So, Shi Yun came to the basement of the Internet café again. Shi Yun was in the basement and soon found room No. 7 in the staff dormitory. Shi Yun stood in front of the door of room seven, just about to push the door in. But at this moment, Shi Yun heard two people talking in the room. So, Shi Yun stood outside the door and pricked up his ears to eavesdrop on the conversation between the two people inside. Shi Yun quickly heard that it was the warrior he was looking for who was talking to another person. Shi Yun stood outside the door and continued to eavesdrop. At the beginning, Shi Yun stood outside the door and eavesdropped. Later, Shi Yun heard that the two people inside were going to worship, but he didn't do it. So, Shi Yun kicked open the door and pretended to scare the two people inside outside the door. Shi Yun's purpose in doing this was to prevent the two people inside from worshipping.

After Shi Yun entered the room, he ignored Qiu Dazuo, but walked in front of Tang Shangke. Shi Yun stood in front of Tang Shangke, flashing two little mung bean mouse eyes, looking at Tang Shangke from one glance to the next. Shi Yun looked at Tang Shangke, and he was also secretly surprised. Shi Yun secretly exclaimed, "Ho! Why is this boy so beautiful, like a handsome big girl." Look at the appearance of other people, and then look at my appearance, cough, it's really humiliating! This is my ugly ghost Shi Yun, thick-skinned and heartless. If this were a thin-skinned and narrow-minded ugly ghost, standing in front of such a beautiful boy, he would not be ashamed to draw his sword and kill himself. ”

Shi Yun looked at Tang Shangke and looked at it enough. Only then did he turn around and say to Qiu Dazuo: "Warrior, let me ask you, do you think I look ugly?"

Qiu Dazuo listened and said, "Brother God of War, where are you talking about this?" My warrior Qiu Dazuo, when did you ever dislike you for being ugly?"

Shi Yun said: "Warrior, since you don't think I'm ugly, then why don't you bow to him, a handsome little handsome guy, and not to me?"

Qiu Dazuo listened to it and said, "Brother God of War, it's okay for the two of us to bow down." After three or five, let's find a time to bow down, what do you think?"

Shi Yun shook his little black head and said, "That's not good, we met first, if we want to worship, then we have to bow first." ”

Tang Shangke was so smart, he had already seen that the relationship between this strange person who came in and Qiu Dazuo was not ordinary. Moreover, Tang Shangke could also see that this eccentric person was a little jealous of his sworn with Qiu Dazuo.

Tang Shangke gently pulled Qiu Dazuo's sleeve, leaned on Qiu Dazuo's ear and whispered, "Brother Warrior, who is this one who came in?"

Qiu Dazuo replied quietly: "When his surname is shi, his name is Shi Yun, and his online name is the six-vein god of war. That's why I call him the god of war. Don't look at him, he looks weird. However, he was a warm-hearted man, and he always cared for me like a brother. - Brother Cambridge, don't underestimate him and treat him slowly. ”

After Tang Shangke listened to Qiu Dazuo's introduction, he flashed in front of Shi Yun.

Tang Shangke bowed to Shi Yun and said, "Brother God of War, junior brother Cambridge scholar Tang Shangke, I have given you a gift!"

When Shi Yun saw it, he hurriedly arched his hand at Tang Shangke, and said with a smile: "Hey, return the courtesy—— I ugly ghost Shi Yun, this time I returned the courtesy!"

Tang Shangke looked at Shi Yun and continued: "Brother God of War, since you are the eldest brother of my warrior brother, then you are also the eldest brother of my Cambridge scholar Tang Shangke. Brother God of War, if you don't dislike my younger brother and my young and ignorant, then I am willing to join you, Brother God of War, and my warrior brother, and the three of us here to worship as three brothers with different surnames. But I don't know, Brother God of War, are you willing to accept me as a little brother?"

When Shi Yun heard this, he smiled happily and said, "Haha, I, Shi Yun, am an ugly ghost, how dare I marry a handsome little handsome guy with a different surname with you." - But what about ......" Shi Yun looked at Tang Shangke and suddenly changed his words, and said: "Hehe, but what...... You little handsome guy, if you really don't dislike me Shi Yun is ugly, then I am ugly Shi Yun, and I will accept you as a little brother today. ”

Qiu Dazuo listened to it and said happily: "Since the eldest brother of the god of war and the Cambridge brothers have this intention, then the three of us will become three brothers with different surnames here!"

So, the three of them fell to their knees and chanted in unison to the "incense burner": "There is heaven above, and there is earth below, and the gods of the past testify for us." I, Shi Yun, I, Qiu Dazuo, I, Tang Shangke, and the other three of us are brothers with different surnames here, not seeking to be born on the same day and month in the same year, but to die on the same day and month in the same year......"

After the three of them had finished their bows.

Qiu Dazuo and Tang Shangke helped Shi Yun to sit on the edge of the bed, and the two of them bowed to the eldest brother together.

When Shi Yun saw it, he was so happy that he burst into tears. Shi Yun's eyes were full of tears, he looked at Qiu Dazuo and Tang Shangke, and sighed: "Cough, I miss me Shi Yun, I have been lonely for 28 years, the world thinks I am ugly, even my family dislikes me and does not want to take me in, I can't imagine that today, my ugly ghost Shi Yun also has relatives." Two good brothers, please get up, hurry up!" Shi Yun said, stretching out his hands to pull Qiu Dazuo and Tang Shangke up.

Shi Yun raised his hand and wiped away the tears on his face with the back of his hand. Then, Shi Yun looked at Qiu Dazuo and Tang Shangke, and said, "The two brothers are waiting here, and I will go outside to buy some wine and food." Tonight, our three brothers must celebrate here with a good celebration!"

Tang Shang saw it, grabbed Shi Yun, and said, "Big brother, this kind of thing should be done by the younger brother." Big brother, you and the second brother are here for a while, and I'll go outside to buy some food and drinks. ”

Shi Yun insisted: "I'm the eldest brother, so I should go." ”

Tang Shangke also insisted: "I am the younger brother, and I should go." ”

Qiu Dazuo saw it on the side, and hurriedly interjected: "Big brother, third brother, don't fight. I think, it's better to do this, what about me, now call the nearby restaurant, and ask the hotel to send us a table of banquets, wouldn't it be much easier. ”

Shi Yun and Tang Shangke listened to Qiu Dazuo's proposal, and they both felt that Qiu Dazuo's proposal was reasonable. As a result, Shi Yun and Tang Shangke no longer competed with each other.

So, Qiu Dazuo took out his mobile phone and called a nearby restaurant to order a table of wine and food.

There was not much time, and the people in the restaurant brought them a table of wine and food. The three of them put the food and drinks in the open space in the room. The three brothers sat on the floor and drank together.

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

Shi Yun suddenly rolled his little mung bean mouse eyes a few times, and he looked at the Cambridge scholar Tang Shangke and said something, which led to trouble......