Chapter 4: Come and Kill Me
Du Mu is a native of the Tang Dynasty and has been around for more than a thousand years.
But Lin Feng actually said that Du Mu was his scholar, didn't this mean that Lin Feng had also lived for more than a thousand years?
However, Lin Feng was young, and he looked like he was in his early twenties, not at all like an old monster who had lived for more than a thousand years.
This guy is a god, and it's not unusual to live for a thousand years!
Yiyao patted her brain, which was full of wisdom, and suddenly remembered that Lin Feng was an immortal brother who had come down to experience life.
"Brother Fairy, you are so powerful! Even Du Mu is your scholar!"
Yiyao patted her ass again, and showed a cute and charming smile.
"Alright! Stop talking nonsense! Tell me how to kill me!"
Lin Feng is now bent on death, and he is too lazy to talk to Yi Yao.
He just wanted to end his infinite life as soon as possible and find a place to live without troubles.
"Brother Fairy, do you have an elixir? It is an elixir that can cure my sister's cancer! As long as you can cure my sister, I will immediately tell you the way to die!"
"There is no elixir, but there is a prescription that can cure your sister!"
"Really?"
Yiyao's eyes widened excitedly, she couldn't hold back her surging mood, and held Lin Feng's arm tightly, as if she had grabbed a rare treasure.
If someone else said such a thing, Yiyao would definitely not believe it.
But Lin Feng is not an ordinary person.
At this moment, the old man who helped Lin Feng pay for the car just now appeared.
He said loudly, "Immortal boy, I'll kill you, tell me the prescription for cancer!"
Lin Feng was brought in here by Yiyao just now, and the old man had been quietly following them.
At this moment, when he heard that Lin Feng actually had a cure for cancer, he was so excited that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.
If he can master the prescription of this medicine, he will definitely become the richest man in the world.
"Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean?
Yiyao was ready to fight with the old man for her sister, she crossed her right hand on her waist and glared at the old man fiercely with wide eyes.
Not to be outdone, the old man also looked at Yiyao.
It's like two people fighting cocks.
"Okay, you two don't fight, whoever of you kills me first, I'll help whoever you kill first!"
"Brother Fairy, come here, I have a way, I can definitely kill you, you come with me now!"
Yiyao grabbed Lin Feng's arm, looking extremely affectionate.
"Immortal boy, I also have a very good way, I can definitely kill you, you can come with me!"
The old man also grabbed Lin Feng's arm, and he was also very affectionate.
"Come first!"
Lin Feng looked at Yiyao first, after all, it was necessary to pay attention to the first come, the first to come.
What's more, ladies first is a fine tradition that is currently encouraged in society.
Hearing that she was going to let herself come first, Yiyao was extremely excited, grabbed Lin Feng's arm and left.
"Wait a minute, little one, give me your address, and if she can't kill me, I'll go find you!"
Lin Feng first said to Yiyao, and then asked the old man for the address.
The old man was a little confused, he was a lot older, but Lin Feng called him a little guy, this is too bad to respect the old and love the young!
"Hurry up, I'm going to die!"
Lin Feng patted the stunned old man.
"Oh, good, good!"
The old man came back to his senses and immediately handed over his home address to Lin Feng.
At the same time, he also wanted to understand why Lin Feng called him the little guy.
Lin Feng said just now that Du Mu of the Tang Dynasty was his scholar, which means that Lin Feng has lived for at least a thousand years.
He had only lived to be in his seventies, and compared to Lin Feng, he was naturally insignificant.
"Immortal boy, no, no, no, Grandpa Immortal, I took the liberty just now, I didn't know that you have lived for thousands of years, I hope you will forgive me!"
The old man hurriedly apologized to Lin Feng.
The ancients paid the most attention to respect and humility, and the old man was afraid that he would annoy Lin Feng by calling Lin Feng a young man before.
However, when the words "Grandpa Immortal" were called, the old man always felt weird.
After all, Lin Feng is too young, and his appearance is enough to be Lin Feng's grandfather, but now he is called Lin Feng's grandfather, if he is seen by people who don't know, he will definitely laugh off his big teeth.
"It doesn't matter, as long as you can kill me, I'll call you grandpa!"
Lin Feng said with a big grin, he had long looked down on secular rules and didn't care about these at all.
Saying goodbye to the old man, Lin Feng and Yiyao got on the bus.
Because Yiyao said that the place that could kill Lin Feng was not here.
Halfway through, a lot of people came up on the bus, including a pregnant woman.
Yiyao stood up and wanted to invite the pregnant woman to sit, but an old lady ran faster than a rabbit, passed by the pregnant woman with a "snort" and sat on Yiyao's seat.
"Hey, what do you mean, why are you sitting in my place?"
Yiyao felt that the old lady was too shameless, and actually grabbed a seat with a pregnant woman.
If the old lady is a sick seedling, it doesn't matter, but she is not Lin Daiyu, but like the dominatrix Sun Erniang, looking like a dragon and a tiger.
If given a piece of music, she can square dance on the bus.
"Is this your seat? Is your name written on it? Do you call it and it promises you?"
The old lady was forceful, sat in her seat and looked at Yiyao.
A look like what you can do to me.
Yiyao was stunned, she had never seen such a brazen person.
She was originally a sharp-toothed girl, but she didn't know how to answer at the moment.
Although the surrounding passengers also felt that the old lady was shameless to the extreme, they were still amused by the old lady's black humor, including Lin Feng.
"Hey, don't be unreasonable, give up your seat!"
Lin Feng was also disgusted by the old lady, and couldn't help but stand up and uphold justice.
What's more, Yiyao is going to send him to death now, a good girl like Yiyao, he will feel guilty if he doesn't help.
"Boy, who are you! I advise you not to meddle in your business, or I will kill you!"
A strong man in his thirties widened his eyes and grabbed Lin Feng's collar.
He was the son of an old lady, and when he saw Lin Feng coming forward, he was ready to make an example of the monkey and shut up everyone who wanted to meddle in their affairs.
Seeing that the strong man was nearly one meter nine tall, with a physique like a hill, especially with tattoos on his shoulders and a big gold chain around his neck, no one dared to look at the old lady with disdain and reproach.
They all turned their heads to look out the window, for fear of implicating themselves.
"Kill me?hahaha!"
Lin Feng was happy.
In the past 10,000 years, I don't know how many people have threatened to kill him, but in the end, instead of killing him, they have all been killed by him.
Moreover, Lin Feng now especially hopes that someone can kill him and realize his long-cherished wish.
"Please, kill me, if you don't kill me, I'll kill you!"
Lin Feng puffed up his chest, looked at the strong man with a smile, and threw an encouraging look at the strong man.
The strong man thought that Lin Feng was provoking him, and he suddenly jumped like thunder.
He picked up his fist and hit Lin Feng's nose.
Seeing this scene, the passengers in the car couldn't help but sigh in their hearts, feeling that Lin Feng's nose was probably going to be smashed.
Only Yiyao knows that the strong man is going to be unlucky.
Lin Feng is like the three babies in the King Kong gourd baby, they belong to steel and iron bones, invulnerable, how could a strong man's small meat fist hurt Lin Feng.
With a "bang", the strong man's fist hit Lin Feng's nose.
Lin Feng's nose was not smashed.
The strong man's fist was like hitting a sharp iron cone, not only was his skin pierced by the tip of Lin Feng's nose, but even his finger bones seemed to be broken.
"Oops!"
The strong man covered his right hand and screamed in pain.
The passengers were stunned, and a big question mark popped up on their heads: What is the situation? Why did the beating get injured instead? The problem is that the other party did not fight back!
At this moment, the eyes that everyone looked at Lin Feng became very strange.
"Son, are you alright?"
The old lady saw that her son's right hand was bleeding, so she immediately jumped up from her seat, grabbed the strong man's right hand and asked distressedly.
"Hey, don't give up halfway, keep killing me!"
Lin Feng patted the strong man's shoulder and threw him an encouraging look again.
"Holy, I'll kill you!"
The strong man raised his leg and kicked at Lin Feng's crotch.
He didn't believe that Lin Feng's underneath was also made of steel.
Seeing that the strong man had cut off his children and grandchildren, the passengers closed their eyes one after another, and they couldn't bear to see Lin Feng become infertile.
Even Yiyao pinched Lin Feng's sweat, after all, it was the softest place for human beings.