If it were you and you saw a girl in the toilet, and she was a very beautiful girl, how would you react? And the most terrible thing is that when she saw you take out a box of condoms from your body, I am afraid that she would either stand there embarrassed and at a loss, or run away from the door, right? But Zhang Shaoyu did not do this, he stretched out his right hand and said, "Give me a facial tissue." ”

This happened about an hour and a half after the four of them entered the hot pot restaurant, Zhang Shaoyu couldn't remember how many glasses of wine he drank, anyway, some people drank it, and no one drank it, at this time, drinking was no longer a process, but a goal. In the end, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, slapped the table, and dropped a sentence: "Pour me the wine, and drink it again when you come back!" After speaking, "Tengteng" ran downstairs.

This kind of small hot pot restaurant generally has only one toilet, Zhang Shaoyu hurriedly rushed down, rushed towards the toilet, pushed open the toilet at the door, and there was a pool in front of him, so he stood in front of the pool, holding on to the wall, and vomited. That's called a river overturning the sea, and the wind and clouds change color. On this day, Zhang Shaoyu finally found out that he had an outstanding place, and the sound of our vomiting was louder than others!

Finally more comfortable, Zhang Shaoyu looked at the pool of filth, and couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly, I didn't expect that I, Zhang Shaoyu, am also a layman, I will drink when I fall out of love, I will get drunk when I drink, and I will vomit when I am drunk......

Five years, I am afraid that there are not many five years in a person's life, not to mention, these five years are the most precious youth in life. I originally thought that the feelings that were as solid as a rock were so vulnerable, vulgar, really vulgar, but isn't this world made up of thousands of vulgar people? As soon as he thought of it, the corners of Zhang Shaoyu's mouth raised slightly, and he smiled self-deprecatingly. Suddenly remembered the box of condoms that Li Dan gave him, took it out and looked at it, it still smelled of fruit, glow sticks, hum, to hell, and threw it all into the urinal next to him.

Unscrewed the faucet to flush the vomit, Zhang Shaoyu stretched out his hand and took a handful of cold water and wiped it on his face, which was comfortable, and the person was also a lot more sober. Raise your head and look at yourself in the mirror, although you don't say you're handsome and chic, but at least you won't discredit our socialist motherland, come on, buddy, look away. Didn't you hear Liang Jin say, why is the eldest husband without a wife? I picked up a few more handfuls of water and wiped it on my face, feeling more comfortable, and when I looked up, he froze, a supernatural event?!

Zhang Shaoyu saw another person in the mirror, and it was a beautiful woman, who looked a little familiar. Hell, this is a toilet, how can there be other people? Zhang Shaoyu shook his head vigorously, and then looked in the mirror, yes, there was a woman! She was standing at the door not far from Zhang Shaoyu, looking at him intently. Zhang Shaoyu looked at it and recognized it, he had seen this girl a few days ago, that is, he was in the square that day, and he had a fight with someone for her. This world is so small, and it's happened here again.

Zhang Shaoyu turned around and looked at her, and changed into a dress today, a snow-white sleeveless T-shirt, a light green short skirt, a well-proportioned figure that showed everything, fashionable and bold, a genuine beauty embryo. It's a pity, now that she is stripped naked and standing in front of her, Zhang Shaoyu is not in the mood to take a second look. Walking in front of her, Zhang Shaoyu stretched out his right hand: "Give a facial tissue." ”

Zhao Jing was very depressed, today I came here with a few friends to have a meal, came to the bathroom halfway, just stepped in and was about to turn around to close the door, a daredevil suddenly broke in, lying on the pool and vomiting, I was startled and didn't say anything, and I had to wait for him to finish vomiting. And what made my face blush and heartbeat was that this rascal actually took out a box of things and urinated in the pool, although she was a girl, she also knew that it was a condom. Hell, I met a pervert in the toilet, and I actually let myself run into something that I could see in the newspaper every day. However, this daredevil seems to have something on his mind, Zhao Jing guessed in his heart, because the moment he raised his head after he vomited, Zhao Jing saw a trace of sadness in his eyes, which was inadvertently revealed, the most real, the most undisguised look, and his eyes couldn't deceive people.

A woman's heart is always soft, and Zhao Jing'an stood there quietly, not disturbing him silently. But later, when the daredevil's head was raised, the sympathy in Zhao Jing's heart had already disappeared without a trace, and the guy in front of her was actually the gangster leader a few days ago! What made her most angry was that this guy actually dared to walk up to her without changing his face and stretched out his hand to ask for a facial tissue! It was strange that as soon as he heard his words, he actually opened his satchel and took out a facial tissue and handed it to him. The guy wiped his face, flashed Zhao Jing, and walked straight outside, without even saying thank you.

"Thank you. Just when Zhao Jing was annoyed, Zhang Shaoyu's faint voice came from behind, and he finally knew how to be polite.

"Why did I give him facial tissues?" Zhao Jing asked herself.

When Zhang Shaoyu returned to the private room, the brothers who were talking to each other just now immediately shut up, of course Zhang Shaoyu knew what they were talking about, dragged over the chair and sat down, without speaking. He didn't open his mouth, and the other three didn't know what to say, so everyone just sat like this, and each felt differently in their hearts. Li Dan and they felt sorry for Zhang Shaoyu very much, and at the same time they were worried that this buddy would not be able to withstand the blow, they all saw it just now, what kind of drinking is it, and it is clear that they want to get themselves drunk.

It is said that wine is not intoxicating, people are drunk, borrowing wine to drown their sorrows, and they are even more sorrowful, buddy, look at it.

"I said, brothers. Zhang Shaoyu raised his head and looked at the three brothers in front of him who were classmates in high school and still together in college. The other three also raised their heads and looked at Zhang Shaoyu, among the four, Zhang Shaoyu is not the oldest, but everyone is used to listening to him, whenever he wants to lecture seriously, even the most skinny Li Dan will become serious. The brothers of five or six years are used to listening to Zhang Shaoyu. I am afraid of forming a habit in everything, and once a habit is formed, it is not so easy to change it.

Sighing, Zhang Shaoyu looked a little helpless: "It's already like this, you don't have to worry about me, buddy can bear it." Or our brother Liang said it well, wow, why does the husband have no wife. Anyway, our buddies are already heartbroken about people, in a more elegant way, we have worked hard, and there is nothing to regret when we break up. This matter will stop here, and no one will mention it in the future, and whoever mentions me will turn against whom. ”

Hearing Zhang Shaoyu say this, Li Dan felt a little relieved, it was Zhang Shaoyu who could see everything so openly.

"Shaoyu, if you can say that, the brothers will rest assured. It's okay, the old ones don't go, the new ones don't come, I'll introduce you to a beautiful girl when I go back to school, and the custody is a hundred times stronger than Zhang Li. Li Dan knocked on the table and said. Zhang Shaoyu smiled when he heard this, noncommittal, and suddenly his face turned straight, and he said, "When you come back this time, do you feel anything wrong?"

"What's wrong? Liu Lei thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with anything wrong, the brothers are still often together, and they go to the Hongqiao Hotel with their girlfriends to open a room, at least six times a night, nothing wrong.

Seeing that the brothers were all puzzled, Zhang Shaoyu stopped selling Guanzi, and said bluntly: "Before we had summer vacation, we talked every day that we had to fight when we came back, looking for the feeling of walking sideways in the city when we were in high school." This fight has also been fought, and the limelight has come out, let me ask you, how do you feel?"

Hearing him say this, Li Dan remembered that when he was mixed in the county before, every time he fought, he felt so happy in his heart, it seemed that our buddies were the biggest and strongest in the entire county, who dared to be a little dissatisfied, and he would be unhappy. Thinking about that time, who didn't know that there were four ruthless characters in the second place, just like Zhang Shaoyu just said, in the county town, it was sideways. However, now that I think about it, it was only limited to the student circle at that time, and this time I came back to fight this fight, it seems that I no longer have the excitement I had before, and even, some, a little boring.

What can you prove if you win a battle against others? Prove that others are bold? Prove that you are harder than others?

Looking at the different expressions of several people, Zhang Shaoyu guessed that they must have the same thoughts in their hearts.

"I'll just say it bluntly, now that I'm in college, it's no longer a gangster in high school, at that time, all we think about is fighting and making trouble, showing off and being handsome. But this fight, I didn't feel any joy, on the contrary, I felt bored, this year is not what we thought at the beginning, see who is not convinced, put him down. Perhaps, as it is said on TV, people live in different environments, have different identities, and have different views on things. Zhang Shaoyu didn't pretend to be serious or brag at all, all of what he said was inspired by feelings. Now is different from the past, everyone is not a child anymore, this point, in the hours after he and Zhang Li broke up, he thought more clearly and understood.

Li Dan was a little dizzy when he heard this, he was most afraid of hearing any big truth, but frankly speaking, he also thought that what Zhang Shaoyu said made sense, and now, it is really different from before.

"Shaoyu, if you have anything to say, just say it, you know that my brother is stupid. Although Liang Jin is not good at words, he understands in his heart that Zhang Shaoyu must have something to say.

Zhang Shaoyu let out a long sigh, leaned back in his chair, straightened his body, and looked at the ceiling in a daze. There was no sound in the room, except for the screeching of the old air conditioner on the wall. Everyone is an adult, no longer the hairy boys who did nothing in high school, and now it's time to think about it, and it should be longer-term.

I haven't said this before, but when I said it suddenly, I don't know if my brothers can listen to it. After all, after so many years of laziness, I have already formed a habit, and I am afraid that everything will form a habit, and it is not easy to turn around.

"Alright, brothers, I'll just say it. We are no longer children, in our early twenties, we are about to graduate from college, and today Zhang Li's words can be said to have touched me, and she asked me what my plans are for the future. At that time, although my buddy was talking about it, he was thinking in his heart, yes, what are our plans for the future, we will graduate in one year, and time flies so fast. You say, what are we going to do in the future?"

Li Dan immediately remembered what Zhang Shaoyu often joked with him, and said: "Shaoyu, didn't you say that when we finish our studies, we will go to Yunnan to smuggle and sell drugs? ”

Zhang Shaoyu smiled: "You kid is still serious, this matter is just talking, can you do it? That's a capital crime, we don't do anything illegal, you don't have to follow the rules to be a person, you have to be worthy of your conscience." ”

"Yes, hearing Shaoyu say this, I'm a little nervous, I'm about to graduate, we haven't thought about what to do in the future. Shaoyu, tell me, what do you think?" Liu Lei was born a Ma Daha, he was very aggressive, and all he thought about in his mind all day long was either a woman or a game, Zhang Shaoyu said that he had said several times, but this guy never listened. Now hearing Zhang Shaoyu say this, I am a little anxious.

"I mean, after graduation, a few of our brothers will go out to find a job, don't pick and choose, give a small manager, a small supervisor or something, let's do it, don't keep thinking that you are a college student, an IT talent, the key is an opportunity to exercise. I don't believe it, with our brother's ability, we won't be able to get ahead? Aren't others saying that we are not self-motivated, we will show her, five years, yes, five years, we have to mix up our personal appearance. Zhang Shaoyu said with confidence, even the other three were infected, and felt that a bright future was beckoning to him, what white-collar workers, petty bourgeoisie, monthly income of 10,000 yuan, little cabbage!

But it was only half a year later that Zhang Shaoyu realized that what he said at the beginning was actually that he still cared about lewdness, of course, this is a later story.

After eating and drinking, Zhang Shaoyu took out the money to settle the account, and the four brothers hooked their shoulders and prepared to go home. This meal is comfortable, the future is drunk, the confidence is drunk, everyone shows Lao Tzu, five years later, our buddies will return home!

Out of the private room, there is a long passage, and after this passage, it is the hall. Zhang Shaoyu and the four of them were a little drunk, although they were still walking steadily, but their heads were a little dizzy.

"Hey, Shaoyu, why do I look so familiar with the girl in the short skirt in front of me?"

"Damn, pervert! If you look at a woman, you can see that people go down three ways. Liu Lei scolded with a smile.

Zhang Shaoyu raised his head and looked ahead, wasn't that the girl who gave him facial tissues in the toilet just now? At this moment, together with a few men and women, just a few steps in front of Zhang Shaoyu and them, he was also walking out. A tall buddy is very close to her, and it looks like it's her boyfriend. Zhang Shaoyu suddenly had a spoof idea in his heart, and immediately stabbed the brother next to him, and whispered: "Go faster!"

The four of them hurried forward and overtook Zhao Jing and them when they were almost at the end of the corridor.

"Yo, by coincidence, I ran into it again. Zhang Shaoyu suddenly turned around and looked at Zhao Jing with a smile. A few people on the other side stopped, looked at the smiling young man in front of them suspiciously, and then looked at Zhao Jing who was at a loss.

If it weren't for the presence of friends, Zhao Jing really couldn't wait to scold Zhang Shaoyu a few words, this stinky rascal!

"What's the matter with you?" Zhao Jing asked angrily as cold as ice. Li Dan and the others wanted to laugh when they heard this, Shaoyu, this kid will definitely have to touch the nail today, and this face will be lost, wait to see a good show.

Zhang Shaoyu pursed his lips, grinned and inhaled slowly walked up, he stopped just one step away from Zhao Jing, stretched out his head, and said softly in her ear: "Thank you so much for what happened in the toilet just now." The two are so close that in the eyes of Li Dan behind Zhang Shaoyu, the two are kissing.

For a while, I only felt fragrant, but Zhang Shaoyu didn't have the time to smell it, and if he didn't retract his head, the tall buddy next to him was really going to slap him.

Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, besides, people still thank you, although Zhao Jing felt that this person was too rude, but she still said politely: "No thanks, it's just a trivial matter." This made Li Dan and the others very disappointed, and they were about to tell Zhang Shaoyu to hurry up, but the guy next to Zhao Jing who looked like her boyfriend suddenly had a seizure!

Sealing Zhang Shaoyu's collar, his teeth were gritted, and he asked angrily: "Boy, you're blind!" As soon as he finished saying this, he was set up by Li Dan and Liang Jin left and right, even if he was tall and strong, but he couldn't move a little no matter how he struggled, he could see that these boys had practiced.

Zhang Shaoyu was not angry, patted Li Dan's shoulder, signaled them to let go of the kid, looking at his face seriously distorted by anger and jealousy and the constantly stirring cheeks, Zhang Shaoyu straightened the kid's clothes with a pleasant face, patted the wrinkles on it, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, showed a weird smile, and said softly: "Why bother, everyone is a civilized person, don't be so impulsive." After speaking, he nodded politely at Zhao Jing and smiled, "Goodbye." After saying that, he led the three brothers away. Behind him, the kid's angry roar was heard.

"Shaoyu, you kid even have a black heart! Just like you just now, your boyfriend doesn't think you two are adulterers**? And the toilet thing, what good things can there be in the toilet? If it were me, I immediately thought of the good thing you two were doing in the toilet, and immediately rushed into the kitchen, and took the kitchen knife out and wasted your kid!" Liu Lei thought about it, the more he felt that what happened just now was really fucking interesting, and he yelled as soon as he got out of the hot pot restaurant.

Zhang Shaoyu stopped suddenly, his face was cloudy, as if something had happened.

"Shaoyu, what's wrong?" Li Danxin said badly, this guy was shocked today, and the blow of the change was really not small.

"I said Li Dan, I just threw all the condoms you gave me into the toilet, you said that if his boyfriend went to the toilet and saw those things, what would he think?"

There was a silence, and after the silence, the unbridled laughter rang out, and on this street, it seemed so unscrupulous.

"It's good to be young...... an old man passing by the street looked at the four young men who were like no one around, and sighed sincerely.