Chapter 17: Robbing the fortune teller's business
"Mr. Gu, it's not appropriate to do this. Ding Mian couldn't help but say when he saw the honest monk leaving.
Gu Huaiyi took a sip of tea and said slowly: "Over there in the Human Resources Department, you don't have to worry, I will go and say hello." ”
"I didn't mean that, I mean this monk ......"
Gu Huaiyi interrupted him and said, "Xiao Ding, you can't just look at the surface when looking at people. At least in my opinion, the honest monk is an honest and witty person. ”
Ding Mian looked at Gu Huaiyi and couldn't say a word for a while. Is it really the monk who was a little nonsensical and a little fearless to the ignorant just now? If it weren't for Gu Huaiyi's identity, he would definitely ask, are we seeing a person?
Coming out of the talent market, the sunshine outside is just right, and the honest monk is in a better mood. Anyway, getting a job today is a good start.
The honest monk planned to celebrate, and he immediately thought of two people, and it seemed that there were only these two people who could talk in Jinghua.
"I'm afraid she'll refuse. Thinking of Gu Qingcheng's cold and rejecting appearance thousands of miles away, the honest monk was a little weak-hearted.
The honest monk still wanted to call Lin Wanqing, but his hand reached into his pocket, and he gave up. Inviting someone to dinner is not allowed with money in your pocket.
After walking seven or eight more intersections, there was a small park on the side of the road, and the honest monk planned to go in to rest. As soon as he entered the park, the honest monk couldn't help but laugh.
On the side of the road in the park sits a row of fortune-telling "masters", each with a sign in front of their stall with the words "fortune-telling" printed on it.
The honest monk went and returned, carrying a cardboard in his hand, and sat cross-legged at the end of the "line".
There were newcomers in the "team", and there was no business to come to the door, so the fortune teller close to the honest monk took the initiative to talk: "Young man, you are very professional?"
The honest monk saw that he was in his forties, wearing sunglasses, with a walking stick standing beside him, and a sign in front of him that read "Blind Fortune Telling", and smiled: "Each other." ”
"It's not easy to eat these days, you are a young and strong young man, you don't have to worry about finding a job, why bother to grab business with our old guys. The man in sunglasses said earnestly.
"You are a senior, whether it is actual combat or theory, you are far better than me, I am here, just to set off your excellence, why do you care about me. ”
I have to say that this flattery from the honest monk makes the man in sunglasses very comfortable. He smiled quite proudly: "Late life is terrible, since this is the case, we will compete fairly." ”
As she spoke, a middle-aged woman, in her fifties, walked over, holding a grocery shopping pocket with a few fruits and vegetables, and wearing an ordinary dress with a Bulgari watch on her wrist.
Seeing the woman standing in front of the stall for a long time, the man in sunglasses took the initiative to say: "Eldest sister, your face is really good! As he spoke, he picked up his crutch and paddled on the ground for a long time, and finally touched Maza, reached out and picked up Mazha and handed it over, "Sister, please take a seat." ”
The middle-aged woman hesitated for a moment and sat down slowly: "I want to calculate for my daughter." ”
"Is there a picture of your daughter, let me see it. Seeing the puzzled expression in the middle-aged woman's eyes, the man in sunglasses hurriedly explained: "Although I am blind, I can feel it with my heart." ”
The photo shows a young girl of twenty-five or sixteen years old, very beautiful and very temperamental.
"Give me the exact time of your daughter's birth. ”
The middle-aged woman immediately said a string of numbers, and the man in sunglasses wrote them on the paper by hand.
Looking at the dress and behavior of the middle-aged woman, the family background should be good, and there is no anxiety between the eyebrows. Combined with the current hot issues, the honest monk immediately had a guess and tested the marriage for his daughter.
The man in sunglasses made a fool of himself for two or three minutes: "You want to calculate the marriage for your daughter." ”
The middle-aged woman was stunned for a moment, quickly adjusted her mood and asked, "Yes, what is my daughter's marriage?"
The man in sunglasses pretended to be profound: "I have already calculated some eyebrows, but if I continue to talk about it, I need you to pay the hexagram money first." My hexagram is not high, only 200 yuan. ”
The middle-aged woman took 200 yuan from her purse and gave it to the man in sunglasses.
The man in sunglasses quickly stuffed the money into his pocket and said with a smile: "Although there is no shortage of suitors around your daughter, it's just that her vision is too high......"
Unexpectedly, the middle-aged woman suddenly stood up, pointed her finger at him, and scolded: "You liar, you have deceived the old lady, hurry up and return the money to me." ”
The man in sunglasses hurriedly laughed anxiously and said, "Eldest sister, don't lose your temper first, listen to me explain slowly......"
"Explain what, the old lady's daughter, don't you know, where anyone dares to chase her. ”
The man in sunglasses is very aggrieved in his heart, doesn't he say that everyone has a love for beauty, are the male compatriots around your daughter blind?
Grievances are grievances, but the man in sunglasses still remembers the rules set by the ancestor - the second brother wants to throw a knife. This is a black saying, which means that if someone thinks that you are not accurate, then at this time, you must not be in love, you must not be greedy, and you will not take a penny.
He hurriedly returned the money to the middle-aged woman.
After the middle-aged woman wants the money back, she turns around and leaves.
"Please wait!"
The middle-aged woman subconsciously turned her head, only to see a young monk behind her stop her, and looked at him suspiciously: "You called me?"
The honest monk stood up, walked up to the middle-aged woman, and said, "Can I see a picture of your daughter?"
The middle-aged woman frowned and said coldly, "You also want to lie to me?"
"What the female benefactor said is not true, I don't think anyone can deceive a woman like you who combines wisdom and domineering, and I certainly can't. ”
"Whether you are telling the truth or not, I am comfortable listening to this sentence. The middle-aged woman opened the photo again and continued, "This is a picture of my daughter." ”
The moment he saw the photo, the honest monk almost burst out laughing. The world is sometimes really small, and the photo on the middle-aged woman's phone is the policewoman he saw at the station. No wonder no one dared to chase her.
"Although she is a daughter's body, her heart is stronger than that of a man. ”
The middle-aged woman nodded in surprise and said, "You are still more accurate." Can you figure out when my daughter will get married?"
"Your daughter's career is booming now, but she is slightly struggling with her marriage. From the perspective of fate, her spouse Xing Tiangan is jealous, and early marriage is not a good thing for her, so her positive fate must be met very late. The honest monk did not answer directly, but explained first.
The middle-aged woman opened her mouth wide, her daughter had just been promoted to captain a few years ago, and her career was indeed on the rise. Accurate, so accurate!
"Little master, you are really amazing. Can you tell me more about that? ”
The honest monk didn't say a word, returned to his place and sat cross-legged, opening the cardboard beside him.
The man in sunglasses glanced at it curiously, and there were two elegant big characters on it: fortune telling! There is a line of small words below: three hangings a day, five hundred hexagrams!
He smacked his tongue secretly, thinking to himself that this guy was much darker than me.