"Oh mom, that's funny. ”

"yes, that's a good point. ”

"I never thought that Lin Ruofeng would really talk about cross talk. ”

"I'm convinced, Lin Ruofeng can do anything if she dares to do anything. ”

"It's not enough, it's still very fine, let's just say that this cross talk is not something that ordinary people can say. ”

There was laughter in the audience, and the audience really didn't expect that Lin Ruofeng's cross talk was so good.

Before, they heard Lin Ruofeng say that he was going to talk about stand-up comedy, and they thought it was a joke, but they didn't expect that now Lin Ruofeng is real.

can speak, and speaks so well, the audience admires Lin Ruofeng more.

At this time.

Lin Ruofeng still said expressionlessly: "Go home, you can't get on the bus." I walked home with a table, and I turned back 100 percent, and I don't know what kind of army I have. One of our neighbors was a carpenter, and he said he was going to saw the table. My dad was reluctant, and the school withheld the deposit. My dad said that it was good to wear a table, and it would be convenient to do homework. The head is stuffed in it and I can't see it when I write my homework. After three days, the person lost a lot of weight and finally pulled it out. ”

Bang Bang Bang!

Hahaha!

Applause and laughter rang out at the same time.

Lin Ruofeng continued: "At that time, our family raised a chicken and let the car run it to death. The driver wanted to lose money, so he asked me, "Child, is this chicken your family?" I said, "Look at the feathers, but our chickens are not so flat." “”

Burst!

Hearing this, the audience burst out laughing.

Silly boy!

People lose money, you still come to look at the chicken feather statue, it's just a lack of heart!

......

Lounge.

"Hey, Director Lin said this cross talk really well. ”

"yes, I can't think of it!"

"What do you think our five teams are called?"

"That's it, if I knew that Director Lin was also performing, I wouldn't have come. ”

"It's too bad. ”

Song Xiaobao, Xiao Jingbei, Jia Ling and others all sighed, but Lin Ruofeng's cross talk was very exciting, and they assured that this was absolutely original, because they had never heard it.

In this way, it shocked them.

It turns out that Lin Ruofeng can still create cross talk, which is terrifying.

......

Stage.

Lin Ruofeng continued: "My aunt sometimes tutors me in my homework, telling me that Sun Wukong has three beats of white bone spirits, with a disheveled head and green fangs, I don't listen, my eyes look out of the window, my aunt is really anxious: "Lin Ruofeng, you look at me, don't look at me, do you know what the white bone spirit looks like?"

Hahaha......

Everyone laughed, what does your aunt look like?

Lin Ruofeng didn't care, and said: "I don't listen to the lecture in class, the teacher is talking above, and I am muttering below." Our teacher punished me: "Lin Ruofeng, repeat what you just said twenty times out loud!" I don't dare not say it. One stop there: "There are leeks between the teacher's teeth, leeks between the teacher's teeth, leeks between the teacher's teeth...... The teacher said: "Okay, okay, remember later: if you want to speak in class, you must raise your hand." "The teacher gave another twenty minutes of lessons, and it was time to answer the students' questions. The teacher still remembered the hatred just now, and the last one called me: "Lin Ruofeng, what do you want to ask?" It was too late, so I solved it on the spot. “”

"Hahaha!"

"No more!"

"Kill me. ”

"What Lin Ruofeng said is so funny. ”

This is Lin Ruofeng's stand-up comedy, and he laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. ”

"You still have a stomachache? I feel like I can laugh at my eight-pack abs. ”

The audience was overjoyed, and Lin Ruofeng almost said a few words of a burden, which made the audience laugh so much that they couldn't stop laughing.

Especially with Lin Ruofeng's expressionless face, but with a little aggrieved face, it all made people laugh.

On the stage, Lin Ruofeng also said: "The worst thing I learned was Chinese, and I couldn't even make sentences, so the teacher asked me to use the word "one after another" to make sentences. I made up the sentence: "At six o'clock in the evening, my dad came home one after another. The teacher wrote a comment in the back: "Is your family in chaos? Aren't your fathers going back together? Are you going back one after another? How many times does your mother have to heat up?"

Jia Ling smiled: "Hey, no, I'm laughing to death." ”

Song Xiaobao said: "I can't imagine that Director Lin's strength is so strong?"

The hip-hop brothers said: "I will accept this sentence." ”

Lin Ruofeng said: "The writing is even worse. In the second grade of primary school, the teacher asked me to write "My Teacher". ”

Speaking of this, all the audience craned their necks and widened their eyes, wanting to hear what Lin Ruofeng said next.

Lin Ruofeng really didn't disappoint them, and said, "At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I came to the teacher's door," This kid doesn't know why he went to the teacher's house in the middle of the night, and he doesn't know what kind of wind he smokes. Looking at the candlelight still flashing in the window of the teacher's house, "Our teacher is a power-saving pacesetter." The teacher corrected our homework overnight, "This homework in elementary school was actually completed in half an hour, and our teachers were slow to change it until night." "Looking at the white hair between the teacher's sideburns, my eyes moistened. "Our teacher was only 21 that year, and he was less white-headed. "The teacher endured the pain and corrected the last homework for us, closed his eyes with relief, and left us forever. 'The spring silkworm is dead to the end, and the wax torch turns to ash and tears begin to dry. '”

"Hahaha......"

"The fart slapped on the horse's leg. ”

"Oh my god, do you want to be so funny?"

"I closed my eyes with relief, you wrote the teacher to death. ”

"Ouch hey!"

"It's over, I can't stop it. ”

The audience laughed silly.

On the stage, Lin Ruofeng continued: "When we were children, our knowledge was narrow, and the teacher could only give us this essay question "My So-and-So", or write "A Good Thing". As soon as I wrote this question, it was troublesome, and 80% of the class had to see the old lady crossing the street. Now the old lady will cross the street by herself. There's that brave, the faster the car goes, the more she rushes forward, doesn't she?"

"Yes!"

The audience shouted.

In these years, there are countless old ladies who touch porcelain!

Lin Ruofeng nodded and said: "At that time, we often organized spring outings, and every time we had to write "Spring Outing", the whole class had a set of words: "We came to the park with a happy mood, and the first thing that caught our eyes was the rockery, the flowers on the mountain were as red as fire, pink as xia, and white as snow. The students said, 'Come back to the park next spring.' It's all this set of words. ”

Lin Ruofeng continued: "One year during the spring outing, the school organized a tomb sweep and asked us to write an essay, and we also used this set of words: "We came to the cemetery with a happy mood. The first thing that catches your eye is the grave, the flowers on the wreath are as red as fire, pink as xia, and white as snow. "Some of them ate snacks," and they ate the tribute. "Everyone had a good day and reluctantly left, and the students said, 'I'll be here next spring.'" "Isn't this enough to hold on?" ”

"Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"It's funny. ”

"Hey, Mr. Lin said this cross talk, what should I do if I can't hear it in the future?"

"Great!"

"Teacher Lin, that's great!"

At the moment when Lin Ruofeng bowed, the audience all stood up, applause, cheers, and endlessly.

Who didn't expect that.

Lin Ruofeng can say cross talk!

No one could have guessed.

Lin Ruofeng's cross talk is so good.

Very happy!

It's hilarious!

Compared with the praise of merit performed on other TV, the great cross talk is much better!

Even some leaders of Liaoning Satellite TV who have not been optimistic about "Happy Comedian" have to praise Lin Ruofeng's ability at this time, others say cross talk, that is to say that the audience is drowsy, and Lin Ruofeng, you can't sleep if you want to!