Chapter 159: Unreliable Aid

When gathering the next day, Lu Yu's two ears were swollen like two fans, and he put a set of weights on his body listlessly, and Lu Yu didn't even think about it, so he led the team to the front!

I didn't sleep all night! Hearing the words of Master Qinghong last night, Lu Yu knew that he was going to die! Forgetting the agreement with Zuo Yining, he missed the opening of the "Quiet Hut", if this kind of thing happened in his previous life, it would definitely be a natural disaster no less than the end of the world!

Tremblingly, he came to the third senior sister's medicine house, Lu Yu knew that Zuo Yining and Xiao Ru'er had been living here with the third senior sister recently. www.biquge.info Because the spirit was sealed by the master Qinghong of the pit father, Lu Yu held his breath and cautiously leaned his head towards the window.

Before his eyes could see the inside of the house clearly, his ears had already fallen into Zuo Yining's hands: "It's out of breath, Lu Yu! It's okay if you don't talk, and now you have learned to peep! Tell me, who do you want to see!?

Facts have proved that when a woman is venting, you can't explain it! Honestly admit your mistakes, and then gently comfort them, and everything goes according to other people's tempers, which is the correct way to solve the problem. If this woman who is venting is already your own, it is even better, just put her down and kiss her!

The reason is actually as simple as that, but with Lu Yu's emotional intelligence, it is estimated that it will take another life to comprehend such profound knowledge. After repeated begging for mercy and explanations, Lu Yu's ears became what they are now, feeling the burning heat on his ears, Lu Yu felt that he could already fry eggs on his ears.

Finally found a way, so that Zuo Yi condensed his breath, as soon as he raised his eyes to see Xiao Ru'er standing timidly at the door and the grievance with a slight teardrop in the corner of her eyes, Lu Yu's head was completely exploded! He could understand Xiao Ru'er's expectations for him to go, but yesterday's first day of special training, intensified assault for a day, and after listening to the class at night, he was really tired and paralyzed, he didn't think much else, and there was nothing else.

Coaxing a woman can't coax, coaxing a little girl is too simple! Carefully wiped the tears from the corners of Xiao Ru'er's eyes, and pulled Xiao Ru'er to the stove, and gently sacrificed his peerless artifact - Grimm's fairy tale! I thought that the story of Snow White and the seven dwarfs could make Xiao Ru'er sleep peacefully, but I didn't expect this fairy tale to be too interesting, and it directly caused Xiao Ru'er to come to the spirit!

The eaves outside the house were hung with ice cubes, and beside the stove with the aroma of cakes in the house, Lu Yu told the story gently to Xiao Ru'er, looking at Lu Yu's serious expression, Zuo Yining suddenly felt a burst of warmth, walked to Lu Yu's side and sat down next to him, and added a fire to the stove, so he warned Lu Yu: "The night is long, and I have no intention of sleeping! Anyway, if you come to the spirit, you can tell a few more stories! Tell you, the old lady's taste is very high! If you dare to mess with me with nonsense, you will give you a discount on your legs...... You know which leg I'm talking about!"

Lu Yu listened to Zuo Yining's words, subconsciously clamped his thighs, and after swallowing and foaming nervously, he trembled and told the story of the little prince, and when the third senior sister Tang Rou was not attracted to come, Lu Yu looked at the sky outside and knew that he couldn't sleep tonight! In this case, let's tell a longer story, One Thousand and One Nights, that's right, One Thousand and One Nights.

When the time was approaching, Lu Yu was kicked out of the door by Zuo Yining, in fact, Zuo Yining was not angry with Lu Yu from the beginning, and it was still her idea to drug everyone's medicinal soup, as for the reasons, she really understood Lu Yu's mentality at this time! After coming to this world for so long, I am afraid that Lu Yu has not completely put down his mind for even a day and has fallen asleep soundly.

As for not letting him rest tonight, "Hmph! Don't think that the old lady can't see what Xiao Ru'er means to you! As soon as Xiao Ru'er cries, you go over to wipe your tears! You know how to coax women, and you dare to coax her so openly in front of your mother! Although Xiao Ru'er is a child who hasn't grown up at all, but we are not big now!"

"Tell a story, hehe, the night is very long, tell it slowly!" Zuo Yining thought through gritted teeth.

For example, if you quarrel with your wife at home and are expelled from the house by your wife in anger, you need to find a few brothers to go home together, saying that it is a small gathering arranged in advance, and at this time there are "outsiders" here, how much you can win some face, and then behave better, and this matter can be passed like this!

This trick was learned by Lu Yu from other instructors when he was teaching in the special forces. For this kind of thing, smart people like Sima Feng and Huang Zijiu will not participate, and Lingxiang and Xiaopang will not participate, they are busy drilling into Qinghefang in Langya City, where there are delicious fat pieces that are bubbling with oil!

Shi Bapo and Tang Sanzang were different, after yelling extremely arrogantly that they were Lu Yu's most iron buddy, they followed Lu Yu to the quiet hut with their shoulders hooked!

Do you still remember Zuo Yixue, the younger brother of the first left-hand mountain of Yingzhen Peak, and the daughter of the city lord of Langya City, Zuo Yixue, the ice fairy who caused tens of thousands of empty alleys in the Fengbo Building and indirectly caused Gongsun Shi to plot against Shi Bapo and others!

If this relationship is calculated, Zuo Yixue is Zuo Yining's cousin! That's right, Shi Bapo is a thief, and he is ready to rub Lu Yu's light tonight and see the goddess again! Only a little kid like Lu Yu would like a chick like Zuo Yining who hasn't grown up, and no matter how beautiful she is, she is not as good as an ice fairy like Zuo Yixue!

Tang Sanzang's thoughts were even more simple, he had long heard Shi Bapo boast about how beautiful the woman he liked, and he came over today, mainly to appreciate Shi Bapo's aesthetic ability.

To put it bluntly, the quiet hut is a kind of garden-style café, and when Shi Bapo and Tang Sanzang came over, there were already warblers and swallows inside and outside the hut. Before the saliva was wiped off, I saw Zuo Yining win with a smile: "Yo, what's the matter with Senior Brother Bapo, I'm still drooling! This is a quiet hut, except for female cultivators, no idle people are allowed to enter! By the way, my sister said, this is the corner of the exclusive woman in the world, and any male cultivator who dares to peep is a womanizer, and he is definitely not allowed to spare it! If I let my sister know that you are here......

Before Zuo Yining finished speaking, Shi Bapo had already spread his feet and ran back, he didn't want his name to be blacklisted by Zuo Yixue for the rest of his life. As for dealing with Tang Sanzang, who was still ready to rely on not leaving, Zuo Yining said very generously: "Senior Brother Sanzang, come quickly, Senior Sister Sanzang is still waiting for you to test the medicine for her! Today, it happened that a new medicine was concocted, and Senior Sister said that with your physique, you should be able to last for a stick of incense....... Senior Brother Sanzang, Senior Brother Sanzang, where are you going, I haven't finished my sentence yet, hurry up!"

Seeing Tang San's back hiding and fleeing, Zuo Yining covered his mouth and smiled, a rookie of your level still wants to play tricks with the old lady!