Chapter 346: Riotous Stories (Guaranteed 2)

Feng Han wants this effect, you'd better think crookedly, because in the future, it will definitely coincide with what you think, and the little movie in your mind will go!

Especially that Xuanyuan Chacha, use all your dirty imagination, this pair of sisters and brothers are super good at playing!

However, to Feng Han's slight disappointment, Xuanyuan Chacha put more energy on Han Gongzi, and teased the cat a lot.

However, this may also be because of his own appearance, Xuanyuan Chacha has been reined in.

So Feng Han and Han Wu are even more intimate, and they are almost close together, looking like we have an adulterous relationship.

Han Wu suddenly remembered and asked, "Eh, how did you get here?"

"Why do you care about how I got here, don't you care why I didn't?"

"the!"

"Okay, someone from the ancient city drove to Huashan and brought me over. Feng Han smiled.

"Oh," Han Wu, "then you can let that person take you back." ”

"What are you talking about?" Feng Han thought she was having fun, "You have five seats in the car, can't I just go with you!"

Han Wu was a little embarrassed, "But we have promised Cha Cha to take him with us, and he will also go to the ancient city." ”

Feng Han's face darkened instantly, "But the person who brought me here has already left." ”

"This ......" Han dance.

"You can make trains and coaches. Xuanyuan Chacha said suddenly.

Nima, you can still be so shameless, Feng Han is almost rough!

As a result, Xuanyuan Chacha returned Han Gongzi to Han Wu, "Trains and buses are also very convenient, so don't leave it at that." ”

Han Wu breathed a sigh of relief, Feng Han obviously came to Huashan to wait for him, he wanted to surprise himself, he wanted to take himself to the Dragon Gate Inn, if he was allowed to go back alone, she couldn't bear it.

But the car can only carry five people, and Xuanyuan Chacha took the initiative to quit at this time, which is really gentlemanly.

Han Wu said gratefully, "Cha Cha, I'm really embarrassed, I didn't expect this situation, I didn't expect it before, by the way, if you come to the ancient city, you can go to the Dragon Gate Inn to play with us." ”

Xuanyuan Chacha smiled slightly: "It's okay, we will always meet in the future." ”

Feng Han pursed his lips, and the little white face was still aware of current affairs.

At this time, Xuanyuan Chacha looked at Feng Han again, "By the way, I remember that you have six of these kittens, can you consider selling one to me?"

"Don't sell!" Feng Han's attitude was not very good.

Han Wu pinched him and explained, "It's not that I don't want to sell, it's really that I've already given it away, and now there is only one at home, and I have also developed feelings." ”

Xuanyuan Chacha didn't care and said: "It's completely understandable, I don't have hope, this kind of skeletal surprise cat can be met but not sought." ”

This guy speaks in a martial arts tone.

Looking at Xuanyuan Chacha's elegant back, Shi Yasong was still drooling, "So handsome, so talented, and so caring, this kind of man is really hard to find with a lantern!"

Feng Han coughed and said, "This sister, as long as you are not blind, you should be able to see it without playing a lantern, there is one standing next to you~"

Maybe it's because Han Wu wanted him to go home by himself just now, Feng Han is now extremely irritable, flammable, explosive, and extremely aggressive.

Shi Yasong looked Feng Han up and down, "Hehe, a married man's breath, I'm not interested~"

The other three ladies burst into laughter, sixteen-year-old husbands, who were indeed funny, even if the law stipulates so, but in reality it is a very rare existence.

Han Wu was the first to stop laughing, "Okay, don't make trouble, let's hurry, try to get to the Dragon Cherry Ancient City before dark!"

Han Wu drove in front, Feng Han sat in the co-pilot to guide her, and the two with hair in the back sandwiched one without hair.

Although Shi Yasong scolded Feng Han just now, before she learned that he was Han Wu's younger brother, she had also been fascinated by Feng Han, and his poetry was really amazing.

"Brother Feng Han," Shi Yasong said warmly, "When you wrote Queqiao Immortal, it seems that when our dance sister started school~"

Han Wu's car suddenly deflected.

Feng Han confessed very frankly, "Yes~"

"Then could the inspiration for your song have something to do with Sister Dance?" asked Shi Yasong, and the other two also pricked up their ears to listen.

Feng Han hesitated, grinding and chirping, and finally smiled with deep meaning, "You guess~"

Paralysis, these two people have an adulterous relationship on the cliffβ€”β€” from the bald heart~

Han Wu was dissatisfied with Feng Han creating an ambiguous illusion between the two in front of her classmates, and coughed up, "What is there to talk about in a poem, you can talk about flowers when you talk about it~"

Chen Jingjing said: "Why can't I talk about flowers, to be honest, Queqiao Immortal is the best ancient word I read last year, and even in the past few years, if Shuxiang doesn't give last year's best ancient word of the year to Queqiao Immortal, I will be the first to disagree!"

Romance: "My second~"

The power of Queqiao Fairy is really huge, and the girls love it very much.

Feng Han smiled: "In order to convince the two sisters, "Scholarly" did rank this song in the first place last year. ”

"Huh?" Shi Yasong exclaimed, "The latest issue of "Scholarly" is on the shelves?"

Feng Han nodded, he regretted not taking it with him.

Han Wu couldn't see that Feng Han was so arrogant and pretended to be calm, so he pouted, "It's just a song on the top ten list of the year, what are you proud of~"

Feng Han corrected, "It's not one, it's four." ”

"Four!"

The three people in the back were shocked, and Han Wu's steering wheel was also a little unstable, and the pen had to be loaded in moderation.

Feng Han explained, "Three words, one poem, a total of four. ”

"That's also against the sky!" Shi Yasong exclaimed, "You are really a god!"

Staring at Feng Han's side face in front of him, Shi Yasong suddenly thought of something, "Sister Wu, do you remember that you drew a **human body, called the height of a man?"

Chen Jingjing: "When you say that, I also remember!"

Yanqing: "I think I know what you're going to say. ”

Han Wu's face turned red, the one who should have come came after all, and they still recognized it.

Feng Han saw that Han Wu's face was about to drip blood, so he hurriedly smiled and helped her out, "Sister Xiaowu, how different is your drawing, the three sisters only recognize the model as me now~"

He looked back and smiled, "That's right, I was the one who changed the light bulb, I took a picture while I was changing the light bulb, and then drew a picture of the photo, I heard that I won the first place in your class, right?" ”

Feng Han said it so easily, which made Han Wu feel better, but fortunately he didn't continue to guide him in that direction.

Shi Yasong said: "Yes, first place, even our teacher wants to find you as a model, and he praises you for your good figure~"

Feng Han smiled slightly, "It's all because Sister Xiao Wu changed my briefs into pants, otherwise even your principal will have to look for me~"

Han Wu finally couldn't bear it anymore, she parked the car on the side of the road, "Xiaoqing, you come and drive!"

She was afraid that she would get excited and drive the car into the ditch.

Shi Yasong smiled, "I still like Brother Feng Han to drive, it's stable enough~"