Chapter 944: Calm Things Down
"Here you go, don't you dare?"
"That's for you, you take it, this thing is very useful, just pull the trigger, aim at whoever is dead, if you don't die, make up for a shot, I have a lot of bullets here, I'm not afraid of you wasting it." ”
Looking at the doctors who were still treating diseases and saving people yesterday, but today they are trying their best to persuade everyone to shoot each other with guns, the villagers of Shannanzhai and Shanbeizhai are all speechless.
is obviously instigating others to kill people with guns, but it is like a TV salesman.
Moreover, is it a question of the wave not wasting bullets?
Human life is at stake!
Is this doctor crazy?
"Hey, why don't you want it, is it bad to dislike these pistols? No matter how bad it is, it's better than the farm tools in your hand, or you wait here for me for a while, and I'll go get you some submachine guns? That thing pulls the trigger, and it can shoot a row of bullets, and everyone standing in the front row will have to fall. ”
"Oh, by the way, do you want a detonator? The kind that smashes mountains, as long as you throw it accurately, you can throw it into the pile, and it is basically a group of annihilation. ”
"Great, doctor. Old man Liu shouted quietly, the smile on his face was very stiff, if the other party continued to speak, it is estimated that even the tank cannon will have to come out.
The two stockades just had some disputes over the ownership of the mountain, and they didn't want to start a war, as for the pistols and detonators?
"What are you going to do?" Li Dong handed over the pistol.
"No, no, no!" Old man Liu shook his head and waved his hand, and said to Li Dong with a stiff expression, "Doctor, thank you for your kindness, but it's just a trivial matter between us and Shannanzhai, and we don't need to hold a gun, Zhou Shorty, right?" After speaking, he winked at the wrinkled man in Shannanzhai.
Belch......
Zhou Xiaozi was stunned for a moment, and quickly understood what Old Man Liu meant, and said while nodding, "Yes, it's all a trivial matter, doctor, you better quickly put away these guns, as well as those bullets." ”
"Hmm, aren't you going to ask for it?" asked Li Dong, looking at the people on both sides.
"Yes, yes. ”
"Don't!"
The villagers on both sides shook their heads repeatedly, it was a gun.
"Hmph!" Li Dong suddenly snorted coldly and scolded unceremoniously, "Cowardice, it's all a bunch of cowards!"
Yes?
Everyone was stunned, why did the doctor suddenly scold people?
"Didn't you just shout very loudly? Didn't you even dig the pit? Why did you all get scared when you started to move? Look at you one by one, with shovels and forks, who are you scaring you? You two stockades, even if they are not neighbors, can they be regarded as villagers? As for moving such a big liver fire?" Li Dong said angrily, "You didn't go down the steps just now, what a good man, and the fire is bigger than the other, I will help you extinguish the fire now." ”
After Li Dong finished speaking, he raised the pistol and kept pulling the trigger at the sky.
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"
The guns rang out continuously, and the frightened birds in the mountains flew up, and the frightened animals and beasts in the woods fled in all directions, and many of them covered their ears with their hands.
"Click!"
The bullets in the pistol were all gone, Li Dong put the pistol down, he looked at the people on both sides, and asked coldly, "Has the anger disappeared?" Now can everyone sit down and have a good talk?"
The people from the two stockades looked at each other, and finally said in unison, "Yes!"
The group entered the village, and in a flat place, the people of Shannanzhai took out the benches of each family and arranged them neatly.
Both sides sit on one side, the people in Shanbei Village have stools to sit on, some people in Shannan Village have stools, some do not have stools, and those who do not have stools stand directly behind.
Li Dong sat in the middle and placed the medicine box in front, and many people's eyes fell on the medicine box, because everyone knew that there were many pistols inside, and now when I think of the scene where the doctor shot before, I still feel a buzzing in my head.
This is no ordinary doctor!
"I've been to both of you villages, so I also know something about the festival between you, after all, it's a matter of the mountains, right?" Li Dong said as he looked at the people on both sides.
"Hmm!"
The people from the two villages nodded, although they still didn't like each other, but because of the doctor's presence, the anger was not so great, and the attitude was not so arrogant, of course, they were more cautious in speaking, unlike before when they opened and closed their mouths, they were all swear words.
"I know that for you, the mountain is a big deal, and it is the mountain that brings you everything, but I don't think it's appropriate to make you die because of the mountain, and I saw it just now, you don't plan to die, right?"
“……”
There is no one on either side to speak, there is an old saying that it is better to die than to live, and if you can live well, who would want to die?
"As far as I know, although the relationship between the two of you in the past was average, it didn't get into trouble to the point where it had to be solved by fighting, but it was because the people in Shannanzhai found a large piece of Ganoderma lucidum on the mountains around Shanbeizhai, so the contradiction escalated, I don't know if I'm right?" Li Dong asked again, he had treated people in the two villages before, but it was not in vain, and in the chat, he had already understood the matter clearly.
Although the people in Shanbeizhai didn't want to admit it, they said that they could come up with other reasons to justify themselves, so they could only acquiesce.
"See the money!" someone muttered quietly on the other side of Shannanzhai.
"Whoever sees the money is open, it is obvious that you stole it. ”
"Whoever stole it, it's obviously our mountain!"
The two sides talked about each other, and they quarreled again.
"Bang!"
Li Dong took out a pistol from his arms and shot it at the sky.
"Will you be able to speak well?"
“……”
The people on both sides fell silent again.
"I know, Ganoderma lucidum is very expensive, so let's give you a compromise solution. Li Dong thought for a while and said, "Lingzhi, it will return to Shannanzhai......
Hearing Lidong's words, the faces of the people in Shannanzhai were happy, and the people in Shanbeizhai had a calm face.
"However, in the future, the mountains around Shanbeizhai will be owned by Shanbeizhai according to the local division, and you Shannanzhai people are not allowed to go anywhere to dig and steal in the future, how about it?" Li Dong said.
"Well, those people used to be from our stockade. The people from Shannanzhai said.
"The surrounding mountains are originally ours, why does Lingzhi belong to Shannanzhai?" said the people from Shanbeizhai.
The people of the two stockades, no one wants to back down.
"Can't you all take a step back?" Li Dong raised his eyebrows and slapped the pistol directly on the medical box.
When they saw the gun, neither side spoke again.
"There is no perfect thing in the world, as the old saying goes, take a step back and open the sky, if you really don't want to retreat, then Cheng, I threw dozens of guns in a village, and I let you spend all day in a reminder, so that neither of you dares to go up the mountain, how about it?"
The people on both sides raised their heads and looked at the doctor, this trick is too ruthless, isn't it? Doesn't this force them to stay in the stockade all day and not go out? Isn't this forcing the people in the two stockades to shoot each other cold?
"For the sake of the two of you stockades, I delayed for two days, I'm so busy, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here, or the proposal just now, do you agree or not, if you don't agree, I'll throw the gun now. Li Dong stood up, looking impatient.
Old man Liu and Zhou Xiaozi looked at each other, turned back to discuss with the people in the village, and finally nodded.
"Agreed!"
"Our stockade agrees!"
"Wouldn't it be over if you agreed earlier?" Li Dong glanced at these people and said, "Since both of you agree, then the matter is so decided, if one side regrets it in the future, don't blame me for firing a gun in the middle of the night to scare you." ”
"Doctor, don't worry, we won't go back. Old man Liu hurriedly shook his head, and asked Zhou Xiaozi on the other side, "Is it not, Zhou Xiaozi?"
"Yes, yes!" Zhou Xiaozi nodded repeatedly.
The person who provoked the other party's village would at most take the farm tool and gesture twice, but if he provoked the doctor, the consequences would be unimaginable.
Therefore, the villages on both sides invariably chose to settle the matter.
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