Section 3 Take it to the upper realm

After a thunderclap, the sky was clear again. The residents of the community stuck their heads out, not understanding the cause of the loud noise just now.

In Su Lang's home, the window is still the same window, and there is not even a blast pattern on the glass. But Su Lang is the same as just crawling out of the fire scene.

Su Lang's clothes were tattered with a hint of burnt smell, and his face, which was originally quite handsome, was as stiff as the fake and shoddy hyaluronic acid that he couldn't close his mouth. Especially Su Lang's proud hairstyle, cheering there like a thorn.

The bald man gasped, more like he had experienced a horror blockbuster, and his eyes were full of fear.

"Bastard, do you know now how powerful it is to touch the taboo? If you still want to try it, Lao Tzu doesn't mind accompanying you to scatter your soul. The bald man stared at Su Lang viciously.

Su Lang shivered suddenly, just now he obviously pressed this guy under him, why did he suddenly ride on him like a trick. Especially the strong electric shock just now, which made Su Lang feel that all his internal organs were on fire.

"You~ How did you do it just now?" Su Lang looked at the other party in shock.

"Now that you believe it, give me back the artifact, and I'll take you somewhere. When the time comes, the prophet God will tell you all the answers you want. ”

The bald man breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't want to cause any argument with Su Lang. I knew that this kid was messing around, and last night when the magic weapon was in his hand, he directly broke the boundary and took him away. also blamed him for being troublesome, and even put on the dignity of the Fa God to talk to him. This is a good thing, the name of the Fa God was almost ruined in the hands of this kid.

Su Lang stretched out his head and drooped his face, "You won't form a group to deceive me, will you?" I can warn you that Lao Tzu has nothing, you can't deceive anything." ”

The bald god pointed out the window, "Look at the scorching sun outside, think about the lightning strike just now, if you are really not afraid of being hit into a waste by the rules of heaven and earth, this god doesn't mind accompanying you a few more times." ”

The bald man raised his palm as he spoke, and a white light faintly flowed on the palm of his hand. Su Lang's eyes widened in surprise, this time, he was really a little confused. Could it be that this guy is really a master of the world?

"Master, I was wrong, we have something to discuss. What then~ I was sold for the beads. Even if I redeem it now, I won't have enough money. Otherwise, you come back on Monday, and I will withdraw the money and promise to redeem the beads for you. ”

Su Lang was a little stunned in his heart, no matter whether the other party was a god or a ghost, or a master of cultivation on the mountain, many years of experience in the rivers and lakes told him that it was best not to offend this kind of person. If there is really some Taoist practice to curse him or something, he will be in trouble in this life.

When the bald god heard that this kid had actually sold the magic weapon, he immediately said angrily, "Take me there, as long as the magic weapon is in hand, this god has his own way." ”

Su Lang was stunned for a moment, and quickly nodded, "Yes, yes, you are a master, you may be able to conjure up a mountain of gold and silver." Okay, I'll take you there. But let's say yes, I don't pay for it. In addition, take your beads and let's go our separate ways, as if we have never seen them in our lives~!"

"Less verbose, hurry. ”

"What's the hurry, I'll change my clothes. ”

Su Lang reorganized and took the bald god to the antique market. When he walked into the antique shop, the owner was holding a magnifying glass to observe the Buddhist beads that Su Lang had sold him. According to the judgment of the shop owner, this should be a string of valuable Tiantie Buddha beads, and it only took eight hundred to get it, which is really a lot of money.

Su Lang looked at the man-haired man in embarrassment, and before he could step forward to speak, he saw the bald god step over, and reached out and grabbed it. When the magic weapon arrived, without waiting for the shopkeeper to react, the bald magic god grabbed Su Lang's wrist and turned around and left.

"Damn~!You're a hard robbery? If someone calls the police~. ”

Su Lang was stunned in the middle of his words, and he found that the surrounding shops actually flashed from both sides like floor plans. The space distorted, and the surrounding scenery flickered faster and faster, eventually forming an afterimage. Su Lang was stupid, he remembered the bald man's words, could it be that this guy is really some kind of god in the upper realm, what kind of prophet god do you want to take him to?

After the afterimage, Su Lang seemed to be standing still and did not move, but the surrounding scene changed. The elegant and spacious room, the luxurious furnishings, and the Western oil paintings still hanging on the walls? The most amazing thing is that behind the desk there is a young beauty who is cold and arrogant and intellectual.

"Isn't this upper realm any different from the human world, it's just a little more luxurious like a nouveau riche. However, the goddess of the upper realm is very beautiful. If you can abduct one or two back to the world, wouldn't it be a delicacy in the world. ”

Su Lang was thinking about it sloppily, when he heard a voice echoing in his mind, "This is not the upper realm, or your human world." I'm not just going to take you back, I'm going to take her with me. This woman is just like you, except that you are the body of the Yang and the Yin of Luck. The Prophet God asked me to take you back, and this is the mission of the God of the Dharma. ”

Su Lang was stunned, no wonder everything before looked so familiar, it turned out that he hadn't gone to heaven yet. Su Lang didn't expect that he was not the only one, but he was accompanied by a beautiful beauty. It doesn't matter if you go to heaven, even if you go to hell.

When the girl saw the two people who suddenly appeared, she stood up in fright. But when she saw that it was a bald man, as if she had known each other for a long time, she was slightly relieved.

"But I'm scared to death, can you Dharma gods in the upper realm be polite, don't you know to knock on the door and come in. Li Jifa God, is this the supreme yang body you are talking about?" asked the girl Yingsheng.

The bald man nodded, "Girl, you already promised this Fa God a month ago, so I guess this period has been arranged." ”

The girl stood up from behind the desk, and Su Lang noticed that the girl appeared taller than him. This figure, this looks, and this jet-black hair are simply the best goals for him to strive for in his dreams.

The girl walked over with a hint of nobility and arrogance, looked at the two of them and said, "God Li Jifa, I have seen your mana, and I also believe that there are still unknown human beings in the vast universe. I can go with you, but you have to promise me that you must be able to bring me back to this world, and this age. ”

Su Lang was stunned, and hurriedly followed, "Me too." ”

After speaking, Su Lang raised his head and stretched out his hand, "Hello beauty, my name is Su Lang." You can rest assured, with me here, I will definitely protect your safety. ”

The girl's brows furrowed slightly, and she politely stretched out her hand, "Hello Mr. Su, my name is Moqing." ”

Su Lang held the girl's white and tender hand and said excitedly, "Good name." ”

Su Langxin said that the first banned film that Lao Tzu watched was called Qingben Beauty. Not to mention, she looks a little like the heroine.

Mo Qing withdrew his arm, as if he hadn't heard, looked at the bald man and asked, "God Li Jifa, if you can agree to my request, I can temporarily put everything down and go with you." Otherwise, please forgive me. Although you are a higher being, you should also know that there is a word for dignity in us. ”

"Yes, yes, if he doesn't agree, we won't go, I'll be on your side. Su Lang said flatteringly.

The bald man glared at Su Lang and said politely to Mo Qing, "Don't worry, girl, before I came, the prophet God clearly told me that I would definitely send you back intact." As to why you are allowed to go, only the prophet God can answer this question. ”

Mo Qing nodded slightly, reflexively walked back to the desk, took out a letter from the drawer and put it on the table. It seems that she is different from Su Lang and has already prepared for the arrival of this day.

After Mo Qing finished arranging, he came over and said, "God Li Jifa, I hope you don't break your word." ”

The bald man nodded, "Ready?"

"Alright. ”

"Hey, I'm not ready yet, I have to go get my temporary ID on Monday. And I also promised Miss Jin on the other side to help her rearrange the line~. ”

The bald man didn't pay attention to what Su Lang said, his palm opened, and the black beads slowly rose and began to rotate above the heads of the three people. Su Lang was a little stunned, the beads became bigger and bigger, and the middle was like a black hole to attract the three of them to float.

A blue light flashed, and the three of them and the beads disappeared into the room in an instant!