Chapter 19: Princess Hug!
"He Zilong, just now your little gangster bit five lottery tickets, I scratched four and won a motorcycle. My mother often told me that people should be content, and I still have the last one, and I will give it back to you......" Wang Meili handed a lottery ticket to He Zilong and said softly.
"Alas, I really don't need to, this is your own ten yuan to buy......" Where would He Zilong agree, and hurriedly wanted to return it.
However, Wang Meimei, who has always been an iceberg beauty in front of everyone, suddenly showed a very playful grimace in front of He Zilong. It was very different from the usual performance, and then as soon as he turned around, he got on the Mulan 50, and ran away as soon as he stepped on the accelerator.
He Zilong had no choice but to do it, thinking that after scratching the last lottery ticket given by the beautiful woman, then go home. If you go home early and finish kneeling on the washboard early, it's okay to be beaten, and if you are injured, you have a reason to take a leave of absence from school and rest for a few more days.
The next minute, slide as your fingernails slide.
He Zilong's pupils were dilated, and he raised his head violently, just looking at the big-character poster in the distance. Blink, then look down at the lottery ticket in your hand, and then look up at the big-character poster on the billboard. Look at your lottery again, look up again, look down again, look up again, look down again.
"Little Shadow...... You kick Brother Long and try to see if I'm in a dream or reality!" He Zilong turned his head and saw Zhang Xiaoying and his friends on a bicycle coming over, and opened his mouth to say.
"Damn...... I mean, get out of the bike, kick me, why are you just hitting the bike. I'm dizzy, you're also a road killer, female driver. In the next second, He Zilong's face was frightened, and he hurriedly flashed aside.
As soon as he wiped the cold sweat beads on his forehead, He Zilong found that he had stepped on a dog shit on his shoes again, and he just wanted to scold his mother. Suddenly found that he was the only one with a dog nearby, needless to say that this was Xiao Hei, oh no, Wangcaila's shit.
He Zilong lifted Wangcai out of the grass and glanced at its ass, yes, yes. took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and helped Wangcai wipe the dog's buttocks. The passers-by and friends were dumbfounded, and they used 100 yuan bills to help the dog wipe his buttocks?
Taini Ma Sao, are you going to take a hundred yuan bill to light a cigarette?
"Little Shadow...... This money is given to you, count it as your monthly lollipop money. He Zilong casually handed the hundred-yuan bill to Zhang Xiaoying, who got off the bicycle. The latter, with a disgusted and tangled face, took the 100 yuan bill. Seems a little depressed!
But think about a hundred dollars, you can buy a thousand lollipops. Zhang Xiaoying was only a twelve or thirteen-year-old elementary school student after all, and she was immediately overjoyed.
What if you wipe the dog's buttocks, even if you fall into the toilet, it is estimated that someone will go down and pick it up.
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"Hey, this classmate, the Santana car on this stage is a prize, and it's a super grand prize. You can't just sit in, so please come out right away. What are you doing handing me a lottery ticket? You've scratched it off, it's useless. To buy a lottery ticket, go below. Also, hold your dog tight, don't let it scratch the car glass, if it does, it will cost you a lot of money!"
On the podium, a staff member saw He Zilong suddenly come up, and then sat in Santana's car, and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him.
"Uncle, your eyes are too bad...... Look at the suit of this lottery ticket in my hand before you speak. Sitting in Santana's car, He Zilong smiled and looked at the staff with a playful gaze.
The latter looked stunned for a moment, and then seemed to think of something. With an expression of disbelief on his face, he began to look at the lottery ticket in He Zilong's hand.
This time, it was the staff member's turn to dilate his pupils for a while, and then it was like a reincarnation, and he also looked up back and forth, looked down, looked up, and looked at the poster. His breathing became a little short, and after coming back to his senses, he looked at He Zilong seriously, opened his mouth and said, "This classmate...... Please wait a moment, and I'll go and inform the leader. ”
Not far from Santana's car is the hosting platform, and the staff went and returned, and brought a few people over, and the whole process only took two or three minutes.
Each of them had a promotional poster in their hands, after comparing the lottery suits in He Zilong's hands back and forth. They looked at each other for a moment and exhaled heavily. A big-bellied man in the middle, who looked like a leader, turned to look at He Zilong and stretched out his hands.
"Congratulations, classmate. I have to say, you are really lucky, congratulations on winning the super grand prize, the prize Santana car...... Well, did you bring your ID, and if you didn't, you could contact your parents. ”
"Uncle leader, I not only brought my ID card, but I also brought my parents' ID cards......" He Zilong immediately stretched out his hands and clasped them tightly with the hands of the big-bellied man in front of him.
Bang, bang, bang, bang......
The sound of a chain of firecrackers sounded on the podium not long after. With the loud publicity of the broadcaster, it almost took only a few minutes for thousands of people at the scene to know. The scratch event only lasted for two or three hours, and the super grand prize Santana car was famous.
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"Wo by, look, the guy who won the grand prize is the ...... who wiped the dog's ass with a 100-yuan bill just now" The melon-eating audience A in the audience said that his mood was very complicated.
"Wipe the dog's ass with a hundred-dollar bill, this little guy is crazy, is there a rich ...... at home? It can't be a relative of the organizer, there is an insider, right?"
"There, you don't know that, do you? I was passing by just now, and this guy came over with a dog and asked the dog to bite the lottery ticket with his mouth, and he bought whatever he wanted, but he bit hundreds of tickets. If my dog can get us into a car, let alone wipe his butt with a hundred-dollar bill, or make a kennel with a banknote for him to sleep, it will be a ......," a passerby-by C, said loudly.
The onlookers in the audience chatted whimsically, some were jealous, some admired, some laughed, and some were expressionless. He Zilong wanted to keep his expression (calm), but he was really smiling in his heart, so he couldn't help it.
However, this smug look was after the host announced in public that he was the winner. He only held it for seven hundred and forty-nine seconds, and the smile froze on his face.
Because the big-bellied leader man quietly handed him a form file. It is also stamped with the stamp of a red-headed document!
According to the notice of the Ministry of Finance and the State Administration of Taxation on the issue of levying individual income tax on individuals who obtain prize bonuses (Cai Shui [1991] No. 34), if an individual obtains a single prize invoice bonus, and the income does not exceed 3,000 yuan (including 3,000 yuan), the individual income tax shall be temporarily exempted;
If an individual obtains a single prize invoice bonus income of more than 3,000 yuan, the amount shall be levied individual income tax according to the "accidental income" item stipulated in the individual income tax law, and a proportional tax rate of 20% shall be applied. The grand prize Santana car, priced at RMB 250,000!
Your sister!
The documents in He Zilong's hand slipped to the ground, and my family's prosperity used up all the character of a lifetime, oh no, a lifetime of dog quality and good luck, and the Santana car in the talent. The car hasn't been picked up yet, and for the 200,000 or so car, I have to pay personal income tax of 40,000 or 50,000 yuan first?
What a cheat!
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