Chapter 1: Kidney Deficiency Son
"Hi, Qin Taixu, ...... at night"
"you!" Qin Yao, who was looking in the mirror, unceremoniously interrupted the third child in the dormitory, and stretched out a middle finger behind him.
In the mirror, he is a handsome young man, and his appearance is vaguely like the popular star Wu Yanzu. It's just that the spirit is not very good, the complexion is slightly pale, the eye circles are slightly dark, as if he has been overworked for a long time.
As for the name "Qin Taixu", it is Qin Yao's nickname.
He is a junior in the history department of Longcheng College, with a tall appearance, a sunny personality, and likes sports, and has always been a young man full of vitality.
But somehow, he has always been listless and dizzy in the past half a month, and from time to time his waist and legs are sore, insomnia and dreams.
As an athlete and the main striker of the football team, this kind of thing has never happened to Qin Yao.
He also went to the school infirmary for a simple examination, but the slender and beautiful school doctor sister cast a mysterious look at him, suggesting that "young people should be more modest."
"Single dog temperance wool!" Qin Yao was a little speechless. After the evaporation of his girlfriend from the world half a year ago, he has never come out of the shadows and has always remained single.
Sister of the school doctor: "Then a few times." ”
"The conscience of heaven and earth really has no ......"
"Okay, no, no, no. The school doctor's sister disdainfully prescribed the medicine and said seriously, "Remember, don't exceed three times a week." ”
Qin Yao took the tonic prescribed by the school doctor's sister, and wanted to argue without words, and wanted to cry without tears.
The tonic seemed to have some effect, but it was back to its original state after a few days. Go to the big hospital in the city to see it, and it turns out that the doctor's diagnosis and treatment opinions are the same as the school doctor's sister - it's too empty, and I have to make up for it.
In short, this strange disease is not optimistic, but the name of Qin Yao's kidney deficiency has spread far and wide, so there are two more nicknames in the dormitory: "Kidney Deficiency Son" and "Qin Taixu".
The former is more vulgar and suitable for talking behind your back, while the latter is more elegant and suitable for shouting in person.
It is said that these two nicknames have been leaked, and even some of the girls in the class already know about them. Once those twittering girls know about this kind of thing, will they be far from being famous in the whole school?
it!
At this time, the second dormitory elder who was lying on the bed reading a book helped his glasses and was serious: "Let's say that we won't call the boss anymore, why did you forget the third child." ”
Qin Yao nodded: "The second child is still relatively loyal." ”
But then the second child said seriously: "But, boss, you honestly confess, when you studied the human body with those twenty women, did you engage in that kind of indulgent body?" ”
"Hehe, you, too. Qin Yao stretched out his middle finger again. Of the three goods in the dormitory, there is really no good thing.
As for the so-called "study of the human body", it is actually an elective course that Qin Yao signed up for, the content is "body painting", and the teacher who started the course is Lin Xuening, an associate professor of the art department who is known as the "goddess of frozen age" of the college.
Objectively speaking, body painting, which has nothing to do with academics and is a slightly unrestrained course, has been accompanied by a lot of controversy from the beginning, and some old professors still think that it is immoral.
But Professor Lin, who has a cold and stubborn personality, doesn't care, and insists on opening it in my own way. The leaders of the institute are also very supportive, after all, the new dean is a Mesozoic educator who has the courage to try new things.
As a result, the course was very well received by the students, especially the male animals. In their fantasies, isn't body painting just stripping naked with a large number of beautiful girls and discussing artistic life?
In addition, Associate Professor Lin Xuening is a well-known super goddess in the whole school. Although it is said that she is over 30 years old, her appearance is similar to that of an ordinary girl. This kind of single beauty with a young face and a mature temperament undoubtedly has a devastating impact on those boys who are in the period of hyperhormones.
To be honest, Qin Yao didn't have much interest in talking about art naked, and the key reason for him to sign up was the latter. Since the first time he met Professor Lin, Qin Yao had developed a strong interest in her. It's not like love, but it's a deep and subtle affection.
Because in Lin Xuening's body, Qin Yao vaguely felt the breath of his missing girlfriend. In fact, the two girls don't look the same, but Qin Yao just has this inexplicable feeling.
In short, he heard that Professor Lin was offering elective courses to the whole school, so he signed up, but what he didn't expect was that after Professor Lin's personal screening, among the twenty students in the class, there was only Qin Yao who was a boy!
Alone seedlings!
Qin Yao was a little stunned when he learned the news, and the hundreds of other boys who failed to be selected were greatly disappointed. Damn, could it be said that Goddess Lin chose students based on their appearance? Otherwise, why did she choose the handsome Qin Yao alone.
But it wasn't until the start of the class that everyone understood the reason-
At that time, Professor Lin said straight to the point that due to moral requirements and the influence of public opinion, the painting during the lecture was mainly on the general parts such as the forearms and calves, and when it was occasionally necessary to draw some large patterns on the chest and back, it was not appropriate for female students to bare-chested and bare-back in the classroom, so he recruited only one male student.
In other words, the purpose of selecting Qin Yao was just to find a model, a "human drawing board"!
So after only two classes, Qin Yao went from being the lucky one who everyone envied to being a joke after dinner.
But this kind of talk and laughter is undoubtedly sour, after all, even if it is used as a drawing board, and let Goddess Lin personally brush and paint on her body, you ordinary people are not qualified, right?
So this matter is just a joke, and it is nothing. But what hurts is that since taking this elective course, Qin Yao's body has begun to weaken!
On the one hand, Goddess Lin took nineteen girls around Qin Yao, and on the other hand, Qin Yao happened to become a "kidney-deficient son...... Two coincidental things come together, and people can't help but think about it.
The second child looked quite envious: "You deserve to be strangled to death if you eat alone!" I and the fourth child are both single, and you occupy twenty alone, including the goddess of frozen age. ”
"You can accumulate some virtue!" Qin Yao had a black line, "It doesn't matter if you're joking with a gentleman from my family, Professor Lin and those female classmates are very decent, and you will affect the reputation of girls if you talk nonsense like this." ”
This is also true, everyone still has a basic bottom line. And a joke is a joke after all, everyone knows that even if the body painting class is unrestrained, after all, it is also carried out in the classroom, and it is impossible to really engage in any messy "indulgence of the big body".
The second child helped his glasses again: "Actually, there is another possibility that the boss's body has become weak, I have thought about it for several days, and I have not dared to say it." ”
"What?" Qin Yao knew that the second child had read a lot of idle books, could it be that this kid had begun to study medical science?
The second child said: "Recently, there have been three supernatural incidents in our academy in a row, and many people suspect that there are monsters." I'm wondering if the boss will be picked by the goblins at night to make up for the yin. The boss is so handsome, and his body is strong and naturally full of yang, so he must be the favorite target of the female monster. It just so happened that the supernatural event had only happened for half a month, and it was also a half-month affair for the boss to become 'Qin Taixu'......"
Qin Yao: "you again." ”
The "supernatural incident" mentioned by the second child is also true, and in the past half a month, there have been three girls in the third dormitory in a row. The first night there was nothing, and the next day I inexplicably stopped breathing and there were no external injuries at all.
Later, after forensic examination, there were no internal injuries.
For a while, people were panicked, and the college also called the police, and even a female policeman disguised herself and moved into the girls' dormitory. But it didn't work, I couldn't find any clues at all.
It's also a shame that the second child dared to think that he would have this kind of thing to do with Qin Yao. Damn, being possessed by a goblin and picking the sun? It's better to say that it's too much, at least it's not so scary and unlucky.
Forget it, don't mess around with these two bastards. Qin Yao simply said that he had cleaned up and was about to have dinner. "By the way, the third child, what did you want to say at first?"
"Oh," the third child remembered what he was going to say at the beginning, "I booked two movie tickets, but Bai Xiaojie's class suddenly arranged something else to do, so I asked you if you would go." I'll give the ticket, and you'll be responsible for the drinks, the fare, the popcorn, and better the crayfish for a late night snack......"
Qin Yao shook his head: "I can't think of such a thing to take advantage of you, let's let the second child accompany you, there is also Professor Lin's body painting class for self-study tonight." ”
"You're taking a leave of absence!"
"Please be big, today Professor Lin personally demonstrated how to draw the back pattern, and asked me to be a model. "As the only large-pattern model, anyone can ask for leave, but Qin Yao can't.
The third child: "I'll strangle you, you have to strip naked in front of twenty beauties again!"
"Get out, Lao Tzu only takes off the upper half of his body!" Qin Yao said as he stared at the mirror, took out a pendant tied with a red rope and put it around his neck. The size of a peanut, white jade, and a bright golden trace in the center.
This is a jade talisman, the origin is relatively special, and it was not often worn when it was cold in the past. Because it has always been a little weird recently, and what kind of strange events the second child said, Qin Yao decided to put this little thing on as a good thing to try to be psychologically stable.
And this talisman also has a function, that is, to be sober and refreshing. Sure enough, when he wore it around his neck, his divine sense lightened slightly, and it seemed that his head had a slight resonance with this little thing.