When I got home, it was my mother who opened the door, and when she saw us coming back, she complained to me and said, "Why did you come back so late?" Xiao Shun, although you and Weiwei have just met, it is understandable that you want to be tired of being crooked for a while, but you should stop in moderation and don't let Weiwei's parents worry. ”

I was really wronged, I said, "Mom, this is me, it's Weiwei..."

Before I could finish speaking, my mom interrupted me: "You still talk back! ”

Weiwei seemed to have found an alliance, so she smiled and went to hold my mother's arm and said, "Auntie, don't blame Xiao Shun." After all, he is still young, and it is not normal to be playful, and I will remind him in the future. ”

My mom kicked me in the first place and said, "You see how sensible Vivi is!"

After washing up, I went into Vivi's room. She went to the bathroom, changed into silk pajamas, and lay down.

I looked at the only quilt on the bed and asked, "How am I going to sleep here?"

Weiwei said as a matter of course: "You sleep on the ground, didn't we say okay?"

I said, "It's not impossible for me to sleep somewhere, but you can at least spread the quilt on my bed!"

Wei Wei said: "How did I know that you were going to live in my room, I only have this quilt, and there are a few spare quilts." ”

I said, "Either you give me a quilt and I'll sleep on the ground, or I'll sleep on the bed, you choose!"

Vivi sat up, pointed at me and said, "You want to be a hooligan! Believe it or not, I'm going to tell you everything." ”

Your sister is scaring me with this again. I'm telling you, you don't know men too well! If you threaten a man with one thing, you can't do it...

Made, if it's important enough, you can do it again! I said, "Okay, you're ruthless!"

I just lay on the ground and clothed in such a miserable way. God, what sin I have done in my last life, and you must do this to me!

Weiwei also threatened me: "I warn you, if you want to take advantage of me while I'm asleep, be careful that I cut it for you!"

I was cold, and I thought, is this still the pure and lovely little anchor on the live broadcast? Why is it becoming more and more like Wang Zhiqing!

I said angrily, "Don't worry, even if I'm lying in bed, I won't take advantage of you!

Weiwei is pure and cute, and the development of her chest is indeed not very prominent, at most she is a B. Wearing such soft pajamas, you can only hold up the general at a small angle.

Maybe this sentence poked her in the spot, and she grabbed the pillow and threw it at me. He asked, "What do you mean?"

I said, "Literally!"

Wei Wei gasped for breath, "You... You... You—" You didn't think to refute my words for a long time. In the end, he only said, "You give me back the pillow, it's mine!"

I wasn't so stupid, I said, "Why? Why should I give it back to you, if you don't give me a quilt, can't you even give me a pillow?"

Wei Wei angrily stood up and walked around the bed, and muttered: "I'm angry, I'm angry" and finally shouted "Ah!"

As a result, the bedroom door suddenly opened, and Vivi's mother barged in and asked, "What's the matter?"

We were dumbfounded, and I was still lying on the ground.

Weiwei's mother looked at the two of us, and then said to Weiwei in a serious voice: "Weiwei, it's normal for young people to be noisy. But husband and wife fight, bedside quarrel and bedside quarrel, you can't do separation, it's too emotional!"

I hurriedly jumped on the bed and said, "Auntie, it's okay, we're having fun." ”

Wei Wei also helped: "Yes, yes, yes, we are having fun!"

Her mother asked incredulously, "Really?"

The two of us hugged each other at the same time, and Weiwei also made a birdly appearance and said, "Mom, it's really okay." ”

Weiwei's mother believed it and said, "Okay, don't make trouble so late, go to bed early." With that, he closed the door and went out.

The moment the door closed, Vivi pushed me away: "Who let you hold me?"

I asked strangely, "Aren't you hugging me too?"

Weiwei said: "I can hold you, if you hug me without my permission, you are playing hooligan!"

I was laughed at by her divine logic: "Hehe, okay, I won't fight with you." ”

But I won't give her the pillow back, and the pillow can be a little more comfortable.

I fell asleep unconsciously, but it was still a little cold in the middle of the night, and I was so cold that I curled up. In my dream, I suddenly grabbed a quilt and was very happy. I just tugged on it, but I didn't pull it. I tugged hard again, and finally pulled it over, but at the same time there was a "bang" sound.

I thought, could it be that I was dragging the Buddha to suppress the Monkey King's Great Day Nyorai Sutra? I lifted the seal? Could I be the reincarnation of the legendary golden cicada? In the dream, I smiled happily.

The next morning, as soon as I woke up, I saw a white thigh. As soon as I looked, Vivi was lying on her back in a large shape, with one leg pressed against my body, and as soon as I looked up, I saw the white, slightly transparent little nene.

At my age, my nose bleeds. I wanted to take her leg off, but as soon as I put my hand on it, Vivi woke up. It's as if I'm sneaking her legs while she's asleep!

Weiwei instantly sobered up and stood up with an "ah", pointed at me and said, "You... You... You... , I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

I explained, "It's not what you think, I..."

Before I could finish speaking, Weiwei interrupted me and said, "Don't explain, the truth is right in front of you, I kindly took you in, I didn't expect you to be..."

I really couldn't wash myself by jumping into the Yellow River, I said, "I've been falling asleep on the ground, and if I want to do something to you, it should be me going to bed, not you coming to the ground." If so, I can say that you have a bad plan against me!"

Wei Wei was so anxious that she said, "You are a wicked person who sues first, and then what's the matter with your nose?"

I said, "This is a normal physiological reaction, isn't it something I can control?" I woke up early in the morning with a thigh pressed on my body, and no one could stand it!"

Wei Wei snorted and said, "Little rascal!"

At this time, a song was playing on a loop in my world: "Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is Xiaoxiao!" "Why is there heavy snow in my world on a hot summer day?" Dou E, are you okay? I'm here with you!

We slept on the floor all night, both with backaches, and by the time we got out of the room, the four old men had already prepared the meal.

As I moved my waist and walked to the dining table, the four parents looked at me strangely.

At this time, Wei Wei said: "Mom, help me wash the quilt today, it's all Ouyang Shun's fault, and get all the blood on the quilt." ”

I scratched my head embarrassedly, it was indeed my fault, but I didn't mean to.

After Weiwei said this, the four parents looked at her in surprise, and then showed various expressions on their faces.

My dad nodded and gave me an approving look, and my mom gave me a look of disgust. Weiwei's parents were distressed for a while, and then their eyes became soft and kind when they looked at me.

Weiwei's mother said: "Xiao Shun, since things have come to this point, then you must treat Weiwei well in the future and don't let her down." ”

My dad stood up and said, "Don't worry, my family." Xiao Shun, this kid is not the kind of half-hearted person. Xiao Shun, did you hear it, dare to bully Weiwei in the future, I can't spare you!" Although he said this, his eyes were full of smug expressions.

Weiwei and I were both confused, what is this? Is it so bad that I have a nosebleed?

My mother also said to me: "Xiao Shun, since you have done everything, you have to take the responsibility of a man!"

I don't understand what the responsibility is, is it that I should wash the quilt? maybe, I shouldn't have to ask someone else to take care of my own soil, after all, I'm an adult.

I nodded and said, "Mom, don't worry, I know." "It's so strange, just washing a quilt, as for all the fuss?

I went back to my room, took out the quilt and went into the laundry room and went to wash it. The four old men all nodded when they saw it and said, "This kid is sensible!"

After I finished cleaning up and eating breakfast, Xiao Jian called: "Hey, Xiao Shun, the venue has been set up recently, and we have been promoting it for two days, do you see when you will start selling facial masks?"

I saw that there was nothing wrong here, and said, "Let's do it today, we don't need to take too much at a time, I'll take ten of them this time and see the effect." ”

Xiao Jian said, "Okay, then I'll send you the address." ”

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Jian sent me a location, which is the largest shopping mall in Bashan - Guanglong Commercial Building. I took a taxi and looked, good guys, there was a big temporary stage on the square in front of the mall. The advertisement with the beauty mask printed on it, the large characters "One million sheets, invalid double refund!" is very conspicuous.

There are already a group of people around the stage, although most of them are lively, but as long as one dares to come out and try the advertising effect, it will be amazing!