Chapter 5: The Way of the Husband

Li Shaohui's family regards Lin Yue'er's arrival as a great joy, because this is the first time Li Shaohui has taken a girl home as a guest in 30 years, or as a girlfriend, so Li Shaohui's parents were excited and happy, and began to vigorously promote to relatives and friends that their unobtrusive son finally has a "mud" master, and can finally solve lifelong events.

The propaganda of Li Shaohui's parents naturally ushered in a large number of relatives and neighbors of seven aunts and eight aunts to visit and inspect, and these visitors are mainly middle-aged women, most of them have no pressure in life and have nothing to do, so they are particularly concerned about the marriage of the younger generation.

In the seven days that Li Shaohui and Lin Yue'er came back, there were several groups of guests coming to visit the door every day, they used their excessive enthusiasm, holding Lin Yue'er's little hand, staring at Lin Yue'er and asking questions, career, work, personality, hobbies, etc., none of which could be missed, that posture was simply more professional than the police checking the household registration, no wonder the neighborhood committee was often composed of many aunts, which simply complemented each other.

After checking the household registration, these aunts began to teach Lin Yue'er the way of the husband according to their own experience, such as crying, making trouble, and hanging three, the economic power should be in their own hands, and if they hang a man's appetite, they will tie a man's heart, etc., those strange theories emerge in an endless stream, which opened Lin Yue'er's eyes.

Subsequently, these aunts will also talk about some things about Li Shaohui when he was a child, so that Lin Yueer has a deeper understanding of Li Shaohui. However, what makes Li Shaohui angry is that most of the things that the aunts talk about are bad things that he did naughtily, like a fight, cheating the neighbor's little girl for the first kiss, etc., as for the good people and good deeds that Li Shaohui has done, he never mentions it, so Li Shaohui is very depressed, isn't this dismantling his own platform? In this way, isn't his image of being tall and majestic in Lin Yue'er's heart plummet?

And Lin Yue'er doesn't study well, and often when she is alone with Li Shaohui at night, she will use this to deal all kinds of blows to Li Shaohui. She agrees with the way of the aunts. No, as soon as Li Shaohui took out her wallet, she snatched it up, to see how much private money Li Shaohui hid, and threatened Li Shaohui to hand over all the bank cards, Li Shaohui said sullenly: "People's aunt still asks you to cook a good dish and tie a man's stomach, why don't you learn this?"

Lin Yue'er was told of the pain, her pretty face turned red, her hands wiped her eyes, as if she wanted to cry, and put on a posture of crying, making trouble and hanging herself for Li Shaohui.

Li Shaohui's heart was cold, and he sighed: "It's over, it's over, this girl is really hopeless." ”

The aunts are still coming to visit the door in an endless stream, Li Shaohui is angry with these elders who slander him, often say hello, and hide back in the room and never come out, Lin Yue'er is not, these aunts are particularly respectful and worshipped, and while she is very happy to talk, she has also learned a lot of the way of the husband.

For example, one night, Li Shaohui just won a game, and when he was in a good mood and was about to play another game, Lin Yue'er came over, turned off the game, and said with a straight face: "Li Shaohui, it's 10 o'clock at night, you should go to bed." ”

When Li Shaohui had seen Lin Yue'er look so domineering, he was extremely uneasy, and said cautiously: "Girl, what are you doing here? We will be fine tomorrow, we can sleep until three o'clock in the morning." ”

Lin Yue'er still said very sternly: "No, from now on, I must supervise you and develop a good habit of work and rest, so you go to bed for me immediately." ”

"Girl, what's wrong with you? You look like this reminds me of my mother, when I was young, she abused me like this, it is almost a shadow of my childhood, do you still want my adult to have a shadow?"

Lin Yue'er glared at Li Shaohui, and said: "Don't be stinky and poor, Aunt Zhang on the other side of the door told me today, saying that you men are children who can't be weaned, and they will usher in a bride as soon as they leave the old lady, so as your future bride, I must strictly discipline you, a child who can't be weaned, after all, Yan Shi - Yan's mother is a high apprentice!"

Li Shaohui gasped, if it wasn't late at night, he really wanted to go to the other door to ask Aunt Zhang for an explanation, this day, what did he teach his own girls to look like, was it unbearable or unbearable, Li Shaohui, who couldn't bear it, obediently turned off the computer and went to bed under Lin Yue'er's stern threat.

One afternoon, an Aunt Wang was talking to Li Shaohui's mother about the cheating of one of their colleague's sons, and Li Shaohui motioned to Lin Yue'er, who listened with relish, to go back to the room with him.

But Lin Yue'er was indifferent to Li Shaohui's frequent gestures, she had to sit there and listen carefully, she looked even more serious than when Li Shaohui was in class before, Li Shaohui secretly felt bad in her heart, and this girl would definitely discuss the topic of men's cheating with herself later.

Sure enough, when Aunt Wang left, Lin Yue'er reluctantly left the living room, returned to the bedroom and began to look for Li Shaohui's stubble.

"Why do you men have so no conscience? You said that the man Aunt Wang said obviously has such a good family, and he has to play cheating, you see, now that the chicken and eggs are beaten, he divorced his wife and left the house, and his lover doesn't want him anymore when he sees that he has no money, do you think he deserves it?"

"Uh-huh. Li Shaohui reluctantly responded, not daring to respond more, how could this girl think of criticizing herself?

Li Shaohui's bad luck still didn't get over because he didn't talk much, because Lin Yue'er was already sitting in front of him and began to stare at him dissatisfied, Li Shaohui smiled worriedly and said, "It's the guy who cheats, why are you looking at me?"

"I wonder if you're cheating?"

"Alas!" Li Shaohui lamented in his heart, it was another lesson of life, so Li Shaohui had to point to the sky with his right hand, and swore sincerely and seriously: "I promise, I, Li Shaohui, will be loyal to Lin Yue'er, if I dare to betray, let me fight five thunders in the sky, and I will not die well." ”

"That's pretty much it. Lin Yue'er smiled and nodded, Li Shaohui smiled secretly: "Women like to hear men say these nonsense, even Lin Yue'er is not exempt from vulgarity, she doesn't want to think about it, as long as it rains, she hides in the house, can he split himself?"

Just when Li Shaohui was secretly relieved, Lin Yue'er's words, who had already reacted, made him sad again, and he only heard her say: "No, your words are all lying to the little girl, you can't count, you have bullied others once before, people can no longer believe your sweet words, you must take some practical action." ”

"It's... Girl, we said okay, the previous things have been turned over, and we can't keep thinking about it anymore. Lin Yue'er said that Li Shaohui had made a mistake, which made his old face red, and he couldn't help but rush to justify.

"I didn't care, I just wanted to learn from that incident so that you don't repeat it. ”

"Well, you're amazing, you're really good. Li Shaohui lay on the bed and said speechlessly, he thought that he still had a certain way in the cultivation of crooked principles, but when he met Lin Yue'er, he knew what it meant to have a sky outside the sky and someone outside the world.

"Then do you say that what I said makes sense?" Lin Yue'er pulled Li Shaohui up and said unrelentingly.

"Yes, dare I say no?"

"If you have, then you have to do something to make amends for me. ”

"Didn't I go to Wuzhen to find you?"

"But you've been waiting for you for so many days, do you think you're annoying?"

"That's not because I'm going..."Li Shaohui was startled, and hurriedly swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, if Lin Yue'er knew that he had acted cleverly, he would not have to laugh himself to death, so he also gave Yao Lanlan 500 yuan as hush money, I just don't know if that little girl can be relied on? It is estimated that it is nonsense, that kind of mercenary little woman likes to be a double agent the most.

"Because of what..."Lin Yue'er looked at it and couldn't help but ask curiously, but Li Shaohui didn't say anything when he was killed, so Lin Yue'er, who was regretful, said hatefully: "If you don't say it, you won't say it, I don't listen to it yet! You must make up for me with practical actions now, what practical actions do you use? Oh, by the way, you can tell me about your previous love history!"

"What kind of love history? It makes me feel like a prodigal son in love, and I am single-minded about you. Li Shaohui glanced at Lin Yue'er angrily.

"Don't you come, let me ask you, do you talk or not? Don't think that one of them -- two -- not right -- a total of four girls bullied me that night at the bar, I have forgotten it, but I remember it in my heart!"

"Oh my God. Li Shaohui sighed weakly, so he had to explain seriously: "Girl, what happened that day was an accident, who do you say would be stupid to let a few of you girls get together, and then because I will fight?"

"Then you say this to acquiesce that several of them have a lot to do with you, right?" Lin Yue'er looked at Li Shaohui with an unkind expression, which made Li Shaohui panic in his heart, and this accidentally fell into the way of this ghost girl again, so he planned to keep his mouth shut, and the more he said, the more unforgivable he became.

Lin Yue'er looked at Li Shaohui's helpless appearance, and said with a smile: "Don't be so sad, you just need to tell me about them and you carefully, and I will let you go." ”

Li Shaohui rolled his eyes and gave it to Lin Yue'er, and then took a pillow and pressed it on his head, the ghost believed her, if she talked about the things in the past, she might not know how to make trouble with herself? Besides, there is a big taboo in love, don't ask about the other party's past, the more you ask, the more upset you are, the more unstable your relationship becomes, it seems that this girl is not experienced enough in love, and she has made a small mistake that women love to ask blindly.