The little monk went down the mountain to fast, and the old monk explained: "The woman under the mountain is a tiger, and you must avoid it if you meet it!"

Walking through village after village, the little monk wondered: "Why don't tigers eat people, they look quite cute?"

The old monk quietly told his apprentice: "This tiger is the most powerful!"

The little monk was so frightened that he hurriedly ran, "Master, yes, yes, bad, the tiger has broken into my heart, come to my heart!"

It snowed all night, the door of the Cheng'en Temple was closed, and a little monk with a naked body was lying on the smooth bluestone under the tree, covered with snow, babbling and singing. The old monk in the temple didn't know whether he was tired of chanting, or was 'attracted' by his singing, and walked into the courtyard.

"Master. The little monk stood up as soon as he grunted.

The old monk looked at him and said with a smile on his face: "Honestly, I'm hungry for the teacher." ”

The little monk is an honest monk, he also looked at the old monk, two big eyes rolled back and forth, suddenly jumped up, broke off two ice skates from the roof, one handed to the old monk, and the other was already stuffed into his mouth.

The old monk sighed and said, "Honestly, how long have we been eating ice?"

The honest monk lowered his head, counted on his fingers for a long time, and finally raised his head and said with a smile: "For many years, every year when it snows, there are always some days when it eats ice. ”

"Little bastard, I'm asking if we haven't eaten in a few days. "The old monk is in a bad mood, and the monk will scold when he is in a bad mood.

The honest monk lowered his head again and counted his fingers again: "About two and a half days." ”

The old monk grabbed the honest monk and said pitifully: "Honest, you go and turn into a fate." ”

The honest monk shook his head: "If you don't go, I won't go, I'm going to go-the old monk will go by himself!"

The old monk sighed again and said, "If you want to go for the teacher, the road is too far." He touched his rumbling belly and smiled, "Do you want a fair duel?"

The honest monk thought about it seriously for a while, felt that this was a good suggestion, and said, "Who loses, who goes?"

The smile on the old monk's face was even stronger, and he said, "Of course!"

The cold air between heaven and earth seemed to be heavier, and the cold wind suddenly rose, blowing the snow on the branches, and it fell in a torrent, as if they were not aware of it, and did not say a word.

Suddenly, they moved, almost at the same time.

"Scissors!" The old monk laughed again, the honest monk was still a little younger after all, and he shot early, and he couldn't help but let out a cry of victory.

The old monk was stunned again, stared at the honest monk, and muttered: "I look at your posture, you obviously want to make a 'cloth', how can it become a 'stone', you ......"

"To be a monk, you have to be able to afford to lose. The honest monk said with a grin.

"Of course I can afford to lose!" the old monk glared at him and said, "But it will take two wins in three games." ”

The honest monk found that he was indeed a little younger, sighed, and said, "You won." ”

The old monk laughed and said, "Two catties of beef with sauce and a cup of coffee." ”

The honest monk said: "Sauce beef with coffee?"

The old monk said: "You don't understand, this is called the combination of Chinese and Western, we as monks, we must keep up with the trend of the times." ”

The honest monk was still standing in place.

"You're not leaving?"

The honest monk glanced at the old monk, silently took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and whispered: "I don't know how to pretend to understand, it's the most terrifying." ”

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door, and the honest monk said, "This takeaway speed is too fast." So saying, he flew to the door.

The door opened, the honest monk was stunned, a tall woman stood not far in front of the door, a delicate and flawless face hung with a touch of sorrow, skin like clotted fat, lips like cherry blossoms, coupled with a pair of long legs that brought disaster to the country and the people, it was simply a fairy who fell into the world. He quickly lowered his head and said in his mouth: "Amitabha...... Amitabha Buddha ......"

Gu Qingcheng's willow eyebrows frowned slightly, she couldn't help but take a step back, if it weren't for the three words "Cheng'en Temple" on the plaque, she really suspected that she had come to the wrong place.

"You ......" the two of them actually spoke at the same time, but they stopped at the same time.

"You speak first!" said at the same time.

Gu Tingcheng felt very helpless, she had grown so big, and she had never encountered such embarrassment.

The honest monk recited Amitabha Buddha for a long time before he showed a smile that he thought was charming, and said, "Are all the current takeaway delivery staff as beautiful as you?"

Gu Qingcheng resisted the urge to turn around and leave, and said coldly, "Is Master Xingdian in the temple?"

Only then did the honest monk understand that the girl who looked like a fairy in front of him had come to see the old monk, his face sank, and he said, "The old monk is not here." ”

Before the words fell, I heard the old monk shouting: "Little bastard, if you don't leave, the old monk will beat your ass." ”

The honest monk was stupid, touching his bald head with his hand, unable to speak for a long time, and secretly said in his heart: "Old monk, the little monk was miserable by you this time." ”

If eyes could kill, honest monks would have died hundreds of times by now!

Gu Qingcheng's tone was even colder: "Get out of the way, I want to see Master Xingdian." ”

Old monk, if you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust. The honest monk suddenly stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "This is Master's rule!"

Gu Tingcheng instantly understood, took out a document bag containing cash from the Hermes leather bag, and handed it over, looking a little disdainful.

The honest monk didn't answer, and said directly: "It's too much." ”

"Too much?" Gu Qingcheng said in surprise.

"A dime. ”

Gu Qingcheng rummaged through the leather bag, but he couldn't find a suitable denomination.

"I'll give you a hundred. ”

"The old monk is only worth a dime. ”

He must be deliberately making things difficult, Gu Qingcheng really wanted to strangle this hateful monk.

Just when she was at a loss, the honest monk suggested: "Add WeChat and transfer money." ”

Gu Qingcheng didn't realize that the honest monk was not honest.

"There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent. One look at the city, and then look at the country. Gu Qingcheng, what a good name. The honest monk smiled again.

Gu Tingcheng's WeChat account has always used his own name. Only then did she realize that she had been fooled again, and this damn monk was just to add her WeChat friends.

At this time, only listening to the sound of "pop", the honest monk suddenly jumped up, landed on the temple gate, and rubbed his buttocks.

"Little bastard, you have the ability to get down!" the old monk shouted in a deep voice with a broom in his hand.

"Old monk, you have the ability to climb up!"

"You come down!"

"You come up!"

Gu Qingcheng began to suspect that it was a complete mistake to come here, and she turned around, intending to leave.

The old monk finally noticed that there was a girl standing outside the door, he turned his head and ran towards the temple, and said with hatred in his mouth: "Little bastard, if you have the ability, you will stay on it for a lifetime!"

Gu Tingcheng suddenly stopped, she had calmed down in a very short time. To be able to jump lightly and jump onto the temple gate more than two meters high, is this something that ordinary people can do?

She turned again and strode into the courtyard.