Chapter 7: Eat Autistic Egg Fried Rice!90 Days of Constipation!(Ask for Collection Recommendation!)

Yang Hanyou sat melancholy in the corner of the shop, blankly watching his wife busy going in and out.

He really didn't expect that a simple egg fried rice could be fried with such a wonderful taste?

Now that he is in this family, not only can his husband and father not be able to cheer up, but the status of the family chef is no longer guaranteed.

"Did I give birth to a Nezha?"

Lao Yang, who was autistic after being eaten with an egg fried rice, muttered to himself, and suddenly began to doubt his life.

This kid hasn't been to college yet, a moment of business modeling, a moment of Adam Smith theory.

Leng Buding made such a superb egg fried rice again.

Are all the current middle school students so good?

……

"I said Qingzi, is your dad okay?"

In the study, Liu Lei, Yang Qingshi's best friend, cautiously poked his head out to take a look, and then asked with some doubts.

"Don't worry, it's okay. ”

"I guess he's getting old and starting to have a midlife crisis. ”

Yang Qingshi held back a smile while brushing the questions.

The legendary egg fried rice rewarded by the system, originally he didn't pay much attention to it.

But when he held a skeptical attitude and really fried a copy for everyone to taste, a new world opened the door to them.

Especially his father, Yang Hanyou, I am afraid that I never dreamed that there would be such a very impactful cuisine in this world.

"Why do I feel like you're all weird after only one summer vacation?"

Liu Lei pursed his lips, his family has been neighbors with the Yang family for decades, and he has never seen Yang Hanyou talk so much.

"Don't talk about me, how are you training over there?"

"I heard that you participated in the national basketball concentration camp this time and won the MVP?"

Yang Qingshi smiled and waved his hand, changing the topic.

Now that the crisis in the restaurant at home has been basically resolved, he has relaxed a lot.

"Hey, luck, luck, I was the last one to play extraordinary. ”

"It's just a game-high score and a shot, you know, that's my routine. ”

As soon as he mentioned this, Liu Lei suddenly began to dance with his eyebrows, and proudly touched his oily and shiny hairstyle.

Yang Qingshi smiled and said nothing, this guy is really still the same, as long as he mentions basketball, the whole person is like being beaten with chicken blood.

In his previous life, he didn't have many friends, but Liu Lei was the most important one for him.

When the business failed and countless people came to collect debts, this guy sold his house without saying a word, threw himself a bank card, and never mentioned it again.

"So how are you training?"

"Actually, I suggest that you still consider taking the university special recruitment, CUBA should be more promising than the sports school. ”

Gathering his thoughts, Yang Qingshi's expression gradually became serious.

Liu Lei is not only a hairstyle paranoid, but also full of passion and love for basketball.

If he remembers correctly, at the provincial high school basketball game not long after, Liu Lei was accidentally injured and suffered a comminuted fracture of his ankle, which completely ruined his dream.

It was also since then that Yang Qingshi had never seen him smile happily.

"You also know that with my broken grades, even if there are special bonus points, it will be a second book if I die. ”

"Those strong teams in CUBA, either 985 or 211, I can't pass even if I try my best!"

Speaking of this, Liu Lei drooped down dejectedly.

He also knows that it is more difficult for sports school students to get ahead than CUBA players, but his talent for learning is really limited, and he can only maintain a middle stream if he has enough strength to feed.

"Task (3): Please help Liu Lei complete all his summer vacation homework before eight o'clock tomorrow morning. ”

"Quest Completion Reward: Epic Basketball Training Method (Permanent)*1, Failed Quest Host Constipation for 90 Days. ”

Just when Yang Qingshi wanted to continue speaking, a mechanical system prompt echoed in his mind.

Constipation?

90 days?

The corners of Yang Qingshi's mouth twitched a few times involuntarily.

Is this system the devil? If you don't agree with each other, you will be constipated for 90 days!

Intestinal blockage, that's fatal!

"Aoko, what's wrong? Are you okay?"

Looking at Yang Qingshi's suddenly strange expression, Liu Lei couldn't help but burst out a few times in his heart.

Why does the Yang family look more eccentric than the other today?

Did you eat the wrong thing, or did you collectively run into evil spirits?

"I'm fine!"

"Tell me honestly, how much of your summer homework you haven't written?"

Yang Qingshi almost gritted his teeth and asked.

He knows Liu Lei too well, according to this guy's urine, he can't finish half of his summer vacation homework.

Liu Lei: ???

"Do we have summer homework, when was it assigned, why don't I know?"

Faced with Yang Qingshi's sudden questioning, Liu Lei's face was full of confusion, he didn't remember that there was such a thing as summer vacation homework at all.

Yang Qingshi: ......

Faced with this soul question that hit his heart, Yang Qingshi also completely collapsed.

That's a whole summer of summer homework!

There are more than 30 math test papers alone, not to mention more than 20 diaries, the kind of more than 500 words!

Thinking of this, Yang Qingshi got up without saying a word and began to walk around the room.

"Aoko, what are you doing, I'm cowardly, don't scare me!"

Faced with this scene, Liu Lei's voice was crying.

Sure enough, they are all evil!

It's obviously summer, but his heart is cold and straight.

"Homework for the whole summer...... Tomorrow at 8 a.m. ...... Constipation for 90 days ......"

"Where's my knife? Where's my forty-meter Blue Dragon Glaive Knife?"

didn't even look at Liu Lei, who was full of horror, Yang Qingshi just wanted to slash this guy with one knife now.

"No, it's not, Aoko, don't get excited. ”

"There are still three days before school starts, anyway, your homework is done, and I will copy the ...... quickly"

Liu Lei hurriedly explained.

At that time, the school announced that the summer vacation was closed, and all he could think about was training and basketball.

What is summer homework and can I eat it?

"Hehe, three days, do you think you have three more days?"

"No, you've only got one night, if you can't finish it by eight o'clock tomorrow morning...... I don't mind helping you get through the large intestine. ”

Yang Qingshi walked to the door of the room at some point, showed a weird smile, and then closed the door with his hand.

If you don't succeed, you become a benevolent......

Liu Lei, who is 1.85 meters tall, is like a frightened Minion, swallowing hard.

Looking at the mountains of test papers and exercises on the desk, he suddenly wanted to slap himself a few times.

Didn't you just win a national MVP?

What is there to show off?

Even if you want to show off, why do you have to run to Yang's house?

Is the air conditioner not cool enough?

Or is the watermelon not enough to relieve the heat?

In many cases, if people do not die, they may not die.

But those who died by themselves will not end well nine times out of ten......