264.Amusement Park (2-in-1)
Early in the morning on a weekend.
It was a good time to rest, and even the sun father-in-law slept behind the dark clouds for a long time before coming out.
But as reported in the weather forecast, today is a sunny day with good weather, and the sun is still coming out after all.
But when the first rays of sunlight shone into Zhang Wei's room through the glass window, under the strong sunlight, Zhang Wei couldn't help but open his eyes.
Zhang Wei, who felt the sun, thought a little dazedly, I remember closing the window last night...... Why is there still light coming in?
Under the sunlight, Zhang Wei half-opened and half-closed his eyes in a daze, and looked at the scene in front of him vaguely, which seemed to feel a little strange.
At this time, a face suddenly appeared in Zhang Wei's line of sight, and a gentle voice came out of his mouth and said, "The sun is out, get up for breakfast." ”
"Oh. ”
Zhang Wei agreed when he heard this, then pulled the quilt and turned over, so that he couldn't feel the sun, and then ...... There was no movement.
How could Zou Yu be in my room, I guess I'm still dreaming, continue to sleep, anyway, I don't have to go to work today, just get up at 12 noon and order takeout.
"It's nine o'clock in the morning, it's time to get up, the weather is so good today, how can you sleep in?"
The gentle voice came out from behind Zhang Wei again, and when he heard this voice, Zhang Wei shrank his body a little helplessly, "I'm still dreaming, what kind of bed do ......I get?
No, why is there Zou Yu in the dream, I always feel that this dream seems to be a bit over-real......
It's not right, if it's not a dream, how could Zou Yu be in my room, my room is directly locked at night, and the key is only available to me.
Except for opening the door by himself, otherwise it is the kind that will pick the lock, how can anyone else come in directly.
Zou Yu's IQ can't learn the skill of unlocking, if you think like this, you can only be dreaming.
Despite thinking so, Zhang Wei still got up in a bit of a daze, tried to open his eyes, and looked at the scene in front of him.
Zhang Wei's eyes blinked a few times, and his vision gradually began to return to normal, the person in front of him was not a phantom, he was still there, and it was getting clearer and clearer......
Zhang Wei made sure that he was indeed not dreaming now, shook his head and sobered up for a moment, and then asked Zou Yu, who was smiling in front of him: "Question, may I ask what is the second paragraph of Article 245 of the Criminal Law?"
When Zou Yu heard this, he thought for a moment and replied, "Ah? Article 245, you mean the crime of illegal invasion of a house." ”
When Zhang Wei heard this, he picked up the clothes on his bed and put them on his body and said, "You have good basic knowledge, but you know that you still dare to know the law and break the law......
Entering a citizen's house against the will of the members of the house or without a legal basis, or refusing to do so after entering the house after entering the house is an act of unlawful trespass.
What do you think you're doing now? Do you need me to call the police?"
Zou Yu said indifferently: "But for the law, there is not only logical reasoning, but also common sense judgment."
Do you think in the eyes of the court that a girlfriend coming to your boyfriend's room is trespassing?"
Zhang Wei changed the topic and asked, "How did you get in......
I remember locking the door behind me, and the key is only right for me, it's impossible, you're going to unlock it now, I don't believe you'll learn this skill. ”
Zou Yu smiled when he heard this, but did not speak.
Zhang Wei looked at her expression and recalled a little what happened before, who had access to his key in the past few days.
Teacher Zeng......
By the way, he said yesterday that he couldn't find his nail clippers, and he took the nail clippers on his key to cut his nails......
Eighty percent copied their own keys at that time......
Zeng Xiaoxian, you are dead...... actually played this trick with himself, said that he was a good united front, and actually sold the keys to his room!
Zhang Wei got dressed and stood up and said, "So what are you doing when you came to my room early Sunday morning?"
Shouldn't you be sleeping in your room honestly at this time? I've been working for a week, and I'm tired to death. ”
"I'll make you breakfast, can you taste it?" Zou Yu brought a plate and said with a smile.
Zhang Wei looked at the things on the plate and counted them a little and said, "Chicken porridge, pure soy milk, small spring rolls, no, there should be a hamburger-like baked cake, why is it missing?"
Zou Yu asked a little strangely when he heard this......: "How do you know?
When Zhang Wei heard this, he couldn't help but complain: "This is the 18-yuan KFC breakfast downstairs......
I had nothing to do before, I went to eat once...... It really doesn't taste good. ”
How do I know, how could I not know, this store is seen downstairs in my own house.
“…… Yifei. ”
Zou Yu couldn't help but grit his teeth when he heard this, and then said helplessly: "I originally wanted to do it myself, but I really couldn't do it well."
I asked Yifei to do it for me, who knew that she would go downstairs to KFC to buy breakfast, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to lie to you. ”
“…… Fortunately, she bought it, don't ask her to make breakfast next time, okay......"
Hearing this, Zhang Wei said with some trepidation, fortunately, Yifei didn't think about doing it herself, but went downstairs to buy it because of the trouble.
Otherwise, if you really eat the food made by Hu Yifei without knowing the truth, it is estimated that you will really have to lie in bed for a day today......
On the other side, Yifei, who was sitting in the car, couldn't help but sneeze.
Yifei couldn't help but rub her nose, and then seemed to think of something, and said to the people next to her with some dissatisfaction: "Really, I originally wanted to make that love breakfast by myself, but you didn't let me do it."
The breakfast bought downstairs is easy to be recognized by Zhang Wei, do you know?
Only by making it with one's own hands can one reflect one's love, so that it is easier to promote the relationship between the two of them, is it good?"
“……”
Hearing this, none of the people in the car spoke, and they were surprisingly silent.
Yifei, don't you really have a little bit of your cooking skills? Except for the egg fried rice you made, do you have anything else that people can eat?
When the time comes, don't say that you will show love, if you really let Zhang Wei eat the breakfast you made, Zhang Wei is estimated to enter IU directly.
Of course, everyone is complaining about this in their stomachs, and this kind of thing is still difficult to say.
His gaze returned to the love apartment, Zhang Wei got dressed, and then said to Zou Yu: "You put that thing there, I'll make breakfast myself."
By the way, did you eat breakfast? If you haven't eaten, I'll sit for two people later. ”
As he spoke, Zhang Wei took his toothbrush and began to brush his teeth.
When Zou Yu heard this, he showed a surprised expression: "You haven't eaten yet, can you make breakfast?"
Zhang Wei brushed his teeth and said inarticulately: "When the dye will pull, (of course it will.) I don't think even half of the boys who can't cook now are even half. ”
"Gurgling, gurgling. ”
After Zhang Wei cleaned his teeth, he wiped his face with a towel, turned his head to Zou Yu and asked a little strangely: "I haven't asked yet, what are you doing here with me on Sunday? We don't seem to have an appointment today, right?"
"Looking for you to go out on a date, can't you make an appointment in advance for such a thing as going out on a date? Miss Zou Yu took out two tickets and said.
A few big words on the ticket, Legoland amusement park tickets...... Deluxe package for couples.
"It's not like you have to make an appointment in advance, but it always feels a little strange and unprepared for your sudden attack.
Wrong......
Wait a minute, when are you here?"
At this time, Zhang Wei seemed to have thought of something, and asked with a strange face.
When Zou Yu heard this question, he thought for a moment and replied, "It's probably been more than an hour, right? What's wrong, is there any problem?"
Zhang Wei seemed to think of something, and said with some embarrassment: "Then what are you doing this hour?"
"Look at the way you sleep. When the young lady heard this, she replied with a smile.
“……”
You answer me this question so calmly, but why do I always feel that there is something wrong with your answer?
What's going on?
Waiting online, it's urgent......
That's what you said, but your girlfriend asked you to go to an amusement park, how could you not go.
……
The entrance to the amusement park.
"You wait a minute. ”
Zhang Wei saw a small cart at the door, then turned his head and said to Zou Yu, and then walked in front of the small cart.
After a while, Zhang Wei came over with two ice creams and handed one of them to Zou Yu.
"Here, I remember you liked chocolate. ”
The young lady smiled when she saw the ice cream: "Thank you." ”
When Zhang Wei saw this scene, he seemed a little embarrassed and said: "It's nothing, you must buy ice cream when you get to the amusement park...... It's like this on the TV series......"
Well, it's not bad to fall in love......
Especially my girlfriend, who is still very beautiful......
The two of them had just entered the amusement park, Zou Yu saw something, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he was a little excited with one hand holding Zhang Wei, and the other hand pointed to the other side: "Let's go play roller coaster! That's fun, I haven't played it for a long time." ”
"Roller coaster?"
Zhang Wei saw the train speeding through the tracks, he didn't seem to have made that thing before, and it seemed to be quite exciting to hear.
I checked the strategy a little when I came here before, and the roller coaster of this amusement park can still rank sixth in the world......
With a maximum height of 126 meters and a maximum speed of 161 km/h, the concept seems unclear.
Zhang Wei thought about it for a while, it shouldn't be a big deal, so many little girls can play, and it shouldn't be much of a problem for him to be a big man.
Zhang Wei nodded and said to Zou Yu next to him: "Okay, be careful, this speed may be a little fast." ”
Half an hour later, Zhang Wei was a little uncomfortable and leaned to the pole next to him.
I feel a little dizzy, and I feel a little sick to my stomach, and the speed of this falling up and down is too fast, making me feel like I'm a little malnourished.
Zou Yu looked at Zhang Wei's face and asked with some concern, "Are you okay?"
"It's fine. Zhang Wei forcibly held back the feeling of nausea and said, a man can't say no!
"It's okay, it's a little uncomfortable to sit on this for the first time. ”
Zhang Wei took a sip of mineral water and said, "I'll take a sip of mineral water, and it's no problem to sit again later." ”
At this time, a female voice behind the two people suddenly called out to the two: "The two in front are the couple's little brother and sister, wait a minute." ”
What a familiar voice.
When Zhang Wei heard this voice, he couldn't help but look back, and two people in cartoon bear doll clothes were standing swaying.
A puppet next to him looked at the two people who turned their heads without thinking about it, and immediately said: "I see that the two of you are so affectionate, you must have bought the luxury couple package of our amusement park!"
We are holding an event today, and the luxury couple package can enjoy a one-day treatment!"
As soon as the person inside the puppet spoke, Zhang Wei immediately knew who the person inside was.
With such a distinctive and cheap voice, there will definitely not be a second one in this world!
Zeng!
gave Zou Yu the key to his room, and he appeared in the amusement park so coincidentally.
Zhang Wei looked at the two people in the puppet costumes in front of him, I want to see what tricks you can play!
Zou Yu, who was next to him, immediately took out the ticket when he heard this: "That's right, we have luxury couple package tickets." ”
Are you fools to me?
It's so obvious that it's so fake, right?!
While thinking, Zhang Wei dialed Zeng Xiaoxian's phone.
And Mr. Zeng, who was wearing a puppet costume, habitually took out his mobile phone and connected the phone, and a voice came from the scene and inside the phone at the same time.
Teacher Zeng...... You're going to die......"
When Mr. Zeng heard this, he hung up the phone silently, and then said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, someone just called me, if there is a luxury couple package, please come with us!"
You can take free couple photos, there is also a free lunch, and all the facilities in the amusement park can be used directly!"
When Zhang Wei heard this, he said with some pain: "Zeng Xiaoxian, don't pretend to be stupid to me, what you just answered is obviously my call!"
When Mr. Zeng heard this, he waved his hand stupidly and said, "This guest, I am just a staff member of the amusement park, how can I have your phone? ”
Hearing this, Zhang Wei directly lifted his hood.
At this time, Mr. Zeng suddenly found that his vision had become broader, and looking at Zhang Wei in front of him, he felt that the atmosphere seemed to be a little awkward.
"Hey, Zhang Wei, why are you in this playground?
Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with some danger: "Do you still think you can get away with it?"