There are unpredictable circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck. The centipede is not as good as the snake, and the rooster cannot fly on the wings of the crow. Horses have a journey of thousands of miles, and they can't go without riding. People have the ambition to reach the sky, and they can't pass by themselves without luck. ——Broken kiln endowment

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Su Lang curled up and squatted on the resting stone bench by the river in the suburbs, holding a cigarette and looking at the work card in his hand. His ruffian face was full of irritability and depression.

In the past few years, Su Lang has been wandering on the street with nothing to do, and finally found a job in the community property, but he was fired three days ago. What made him most angry was that early this morning, the bag he was carrying was also taken away by the thief. And today is Saturday, and the temporary ID card can only be taken out on Monday, and you can't get a mobile phone card if you want to.

Now thinking of what happened three days ago, Su Lang feels that he has an idea. He is a handyman in the property of the community, and of course the property manager's father has to help with the funeral. The funeral was held in his hometown in the countryside, and in that solemn atmosphere, Su Lang, who was fiddling with the stereo with the microphone on his back, actually held back a loud fart.

It's good now, the sheng is out of tune, the string is out of tune, and the seven aunts and eight aunts who were originally full of grief are shaking their shoulders one by one. I don't know which loser took the lead in laughing, hula, the solemn funeral was like a big birthday, and it was really cheap to beat him without being beaten.

Su Lang sighed and looked up at the crescent moon in the air, and really wanted to vent his angry howl. It doesn't matter if you lose your job, the key is that the mobile phone and bank cards in the bag are all there, and Su Lang, who is penniless, has been hungry all day.

"Damn, there is no endless road, and I don't believe that a living person can starve to death. ”

Su Lang angrily folded the work card twice and was still on the ground, jumped off the stone bench and prepared to borrow some money from a friend to spend the two days. Su Lang was just about to leave, when he was suddenly startled. I don't know when, a figure appeared not far from him.

"Ah~!"

Su Lang couldn't help but exclaim, and almost sat down on the ground. The river was silent in the middle of the night, and the creature was as motionless as a ghost.

"Don't panic, I've been watching you for a long time. ”

A man walked over under the moonlight, Su Lang stabilized his mind, he had practiced karate, and his courage was quite outstanding. Through the moonlight, Su Lang found that the other party looked like a monk, wearing an ancient robe with a bare head, a round figure and a smiling face, and it looked a little crazy under the moonlight.

"! Are you a scareper? If I hadn't been bold, I'd have scared you to death. Su Lang, who was already bored, couldn't wait to curse the other party's eighteenth generation ancestor.

The bald man is not very old, and he looks like he is in his thirties. In the face of Su Lang's swearing, the bald man was still smiling and lifeless.

"Lord, this god has finally found you. The bald man said gently.

"Because of your size, Lao Tzu's pocket is smoother than his face now, and he is looking for others to deceive. Look at your greasy face, even if you are a liar, you should be professional, and you should call yourself a poor monk. ”

The bald man laughed calmly, "The owner doesn't need to be angry, anger is the qi of heaven and earth." The fate of the master occupies all the three yangs, which was originally the body of the sun, but his fate brought bad seeds, no wonder your fate is not good. It's okay, this god is here~!"

Without waiting for the bald man to finish speaking, Su Lang pointed to his nose and scolded, "Dead bald, who are you cursing? ”

The unlucky Su Lang originally wanted to vent, but when he saw that the monk was still holding the rosary in the fake style, he shook his head, and angrily snatched the Buddha beads in the other party's hand.

The bald man was stunned for a moment, and said with a little nervousness, "You have to return this thing to me, it's a magic weapon, and I can't use all my divine power without it." ”

Su Langxin said that he was really evil, and he could still meet such a strange person in the middle of the night. That's good, anyway, Lao Tzu has been aggrieved for a day and is trying to find someone to vent his anger, and it can be regarded as your merit to let Lao Tzu dissipate his anger.

"Master, do you want to save people? Okay, I'll fulfill you tonight. Su Lang had a vicious smile on his face, as if he was facing a roast suckling pig.

"Of course this god is here~uh, what are you going to do~?stop~Did you hear it~!"

Ten minutes later, the shirtless bald man got up from the mud by the river, and his face lost the calmness that he had just been calm and immovable.

"Paralyzed, don't let Lao Tzu see you again, otherwise I will kill you. The bald man hissed loudly.

The bald man covered in weeds and mud climbed onto the embankment, and when the cool breeze blew, the bald man couldn't help but shiver.

The bald man was slightly stunned, "Cold? ”

The bald man looked up at the starry sky depressedly, this man was indeed not a monk, but he was dressed like a monk. According to the worldly concept, He can indeed be called 'God' because He is a being from the Fourth Dimension.

Thinking of the humiliation just now, the bald man couldn't help but feel a little disordered, if it wasn't for the fact that he was controlled by the rules of heaven and earth and couldn't use his divine power, the bald man said that Lao Tzu had to kill that bastard. The bald man held back his anger to calm himself down, he had to find this guy named Su Lang. Paralyzed, how can the body of the sun be such a bastard thing.

The bald man shook his hands and shook his body, and the dirt on his body was removed. The bald man came with a mission to break through the boundary, to find two people in the three-dimensional regular space. Now that he has found it, he didn't expect that the kid snatched the magic weapon in his hand that could cover the constraints of the rules of heaven and earth. The bald man couldn't help but cry and laugh a little, the dignified Upper Realm Law God was actually beaten by a mortal with no magic power. This is going to spread to the upper realm, and I don't know how many Dharma gods can laugh to death. No, he must find Su Lang and take him back to the Upper Realm Space to recover his life.

However, lacking a magic weapon that can shield the rules of heaven and earth, this unlucky fourth-level magic god is really a little troublesome to find Su Lang. The bald man closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, his eyes suddenly scrambled, and he looked at the work card that was crumpled by Su Lang.