I had heard before that women in the West were more water-scarce, so they invented Durex...

Shakespeare said that if it's too fast or too slow, the ending will not be too satisfying, so it's good to look at the general little yellow text, in most cases, half an hour is already out of sexual interest...

Taylor Morson is 173cm tall and has long legs, so according to common sense, this girl should have good combat effectiveness.

Anyway, Zhang Junsheng was fully prepared, and then she only lasted two rounds before she was defeated...

Weak explosion!

Not every Yanma is physically fit...

At eight o'clock in the morning, Zhang Junsheng woke up...

looked at the blonde goblin next to him, who had been beaten to death with a stick last night, and still hadn't woken up.

Zhang Junsheng didn't bother her, after getting out of bed and washing, he ordered two breakfasts, and dialed Tang Ningyu's phone by the way.

……

The schedule chosen for the release of "Thai Embarrassment" is not very good.

At least in the eyes of the average person!

The four-* Sichuan version of "Let the Bullets Fly" was released and continued to harvest the box office;

The Chronicles of Narnia: Dawn Treader, a 3D blockbuster;

"New Shaolin Temple", Dongyang Media gathered Fang Shilong, Liu Tianwang, Xie Qiwang 'three' superstars, plus the gold-lettered signboard of 'Shaolin Temple', uh, it is also a 3D blockbuster...

After that, there are four commercial films with a clear road to money, such as "The Strongest Happy Event", "Wonder Heroes", "I Know a Woman's Heart", and "The Green Hornet"...

What's more, the director of "Thai Embarrassment" is not Zhang Junsheng.

No one can guarantee the quality of this movie!

Then, on Wednesday, January 19, "Thai Embarrassment" was released...

The film scheduling rate is 34.3 percent, and the film scheduling rate of "New Shaolin Temple", which opened in the same period, is 34.2 percent...

Theaters are generally still very optimistic about "New Shaolin Temple"...

On the first day of release, "Thai Embarrassment" swiped a box office score of 34 million, which is okay, after all, it has the reputation and box office foundation of the first part;

What is surprising is that the box office of "New Shaolin Temple" is only 19.13 million...

The next day, the film schedule was decisively adjusted, and the film schedule of "Thai Embarrassment" reached 42%, winning 36 million at the box office, while "New Shaolin Temple" was only 16 million...

On the third day of its release, that is, on Friday, "Thai Embarrassment" ushered in a big explosion, winning a box office of 52 million in a single day;

On Saturday, January 22nd, "Thai Embarrassment" directly refreshed the box office of mainland films, earning 86 million in a single day...

On Sunday, January 23, the box office declined, but it still won 72 million;

The box office of the first weekend was released: 280 million...

Not only that, on January 24th, a weekday, the box office collected another 48 million...

For a while, almost everyone was talking about 'Thai embarrassment'...

After all, this is just a 'neat' comedy with an investment of less than 30 million, but no one can deny that all the jokes in this movie are carefully selected...

Just like what netizens commented:

"The market needs comedy films of higher quality, and more importantly, filmmakers need works that are made with heart and sincerity;"

"Now the audience who watches "Thai Embarrassment" probably doesn't just watch movies, but uses money to slap some film directors at the box office. I'll slap you and pretend to be deep!I'll slap you a blockbuster pseudo-3D! I'll slap you for a mentally retarded brain and grab money!I'll slap you with a gimmick but miserable..."

""New Shaolin Temple" and "Thai Embarrassment", I definitely choose "Thai Embarrassment"!"

It is said that after Dongyang Media was listed, it made all kinds of blockbusters!

This is good.

It's not ironic, if filmmakers want to progress, they do need a bunch of blockbusters, and relying on small-budget movies alone is not a thing after all.

However, Huang Zhonglei's steps are too fast, and people don't use RMB as a unit to make movies now, but directly use US dollars!

"New Shaolin Temple" is a $25 million production - without considering whether it can recover its cost at all...

Although I don't know if it's so high, it's not bad, people built the scene of 'Shaolin Temple', and then it was blown up, and 20 million was directly gone...

Obviously, it can be cheaper, rendered with special effects, I don't want to, I want to shoot in real time, I want to blow up!

I want to give the audience an immersive feeling!

What kind of mentality is this, well, it's a typical local tyrant showing off his wealth, buying two cups of soy milk, drinking one cup and pouring a cup...

Since its listing, Dongyang Media has been a bit of a demon when it makes blockbusters, and it has fallen into a neurotic carnival state from top to bottom. "New Shaolin Temple" is just the beginning, they also planned the "Tai Chi" series, a $40 million production...

I don't think about whether I can get back my capital at all - it's the shareholders' money that is spent anyway!

Of course, you can also say that you are in a hurry - if you render special effects, it will take three months, and you can make up for the post-production in three weeks.

Before the release, Dongyang Media completely ignored the surrounding opponents and directly shouted the slogan ""New Shaolin Temple" is 500 million!".

After all, the cast lineup is here, and the cast of "New Shaolin Temple" is not weaker than "Let the Bullets Fly".

It's a pity that I ran into "Thai Embarrassment"...

There is no comparison, everyone scolds at most one or two sentences of 'bad movies'...

Now with "Thai Embarrassment", "New Shaolin Temple" has been completely reduced to a background board and a stepping stone...

Superstar + Pseudo 3D...

Audience Comments:

"The abbot said, 'Quickly move the masses to the mountain!' As soon as I heard it, I knew that he had joined the Eighth Route!"

"The reason why crappy films are full of violence is that the director is incapable of expressing strong emotions with the help of simplicity and moderation – François Truffaut!"

"If Andy Lau finishes pinching Xie Tingfeng's neck, the two start kissing... After slapping him, he said, "Brother wants you to die." Then I can forgive them. It's a pity, there is no if, this is a bad movie!"

……

Tang Ningyu received a call from Zhang Junsheng, and said incoherently excitedly: "Junsheng, "Thai Embarrassment" was released for seven days, not only won 400 million box office results, but our stock price also rose by 30%, I feel like a dream!"

“… Calm, is thirty percent a lot?"

“… It's mainly a slap in the face, didn't they say before, 'Ge You and Zhou Xing's departure indicates that Yuehua Media is about to enter a low ebb'!"

Zhang Junsheng was speechless: "... You're still holding a grudge?"

"Of course we hold grudges, and this time we are defeating "New Shaolin Temple" head-on, I feel happy when I think about it!"

“… You can be happy, I'll eat something..."

"Well, I asked them to keep an eye on word of mouth..."

Tang Ningyu hung up the phone, and Zhang Junsheng was in a much better mood...

Of course, he knows a bunch of things that happened to Yuehua some time ago, the most important thing is because Dongyang Media is behind it!

There is nothing more comforting for a man than defeating an enemy head-on!

If so, it's probably love...

So, he pushed open the bathroom door and finished his morning under the screams of Taylor Morson...

When they were done, the two sat down for breakfast together.

Taylor Morson suddenly asked, "I heard you slept with Blake Lively?"

Zhang Junsheng nodded: "... That's right!"

It's nothing to hide, and it's not a scandal...

"How is she?"

"Walter?"