Chapter 26: You can eat with your face
Belch.
Li Yingjun was speechless, and at the same time felt a little guilty about Li Xiaoyu in his heart, so he could only say: "Then I'll wash the dishes when it's over." ”
Li Xiaoyu didn't respond, but laboriously put rice into the bowl with a spoon, and after serving one bowl, she served another bowl, and then came to the coffee table with two bowls of rice, and put the rice on the coffee table, "If you brush the bowl, you can eat a bowl." ”
The corners of Li Yingjun's mouth raised, he took off the mask on his face, ran to the coffee table happily, held Li Xiaoyu's fried rice, and ate it happily.
Li Xiaoyu rolled his eyes, and then squatted there as well, pulling up the rice with a sigh.
Who would have thought that the dinner of the two rich second generations would be a bowl of fried rice, and it seemed that they were all quite happy.
After the meal, Li Yingjun brushed the dishes, and when he returned to the living room, he saw Li Xiaoyu lying on the sofa like an uncle, with Erlang's legs crossed, watching TV in a leisurely manner, and suddenly frowned: "Li Xiaoyu, have you written your homework?"
Li Xiaoyu, who was originally watching a TV show with a happy smile on his face, suddenly stiffened when he heard this.
Then he glared at Li Yingjun: "I want you to take care of it." ”
"You just didn't write it?"
Li Yingjun was a little angry, and snatched the remote control away from Li Xiaoyu's hand: "Hurry up and do your homework." ”
Li Xiaoyu jumped on the sofa angrily, with his hands on his hips: "I don't want to write that homework." ”
"Why don't you want to write?"
"With my IQ, I will do all the questions given to me in middle school, and you ask me to do the questions for elementary school students, isn't that an insult to my IQ? Anyway, I don't do those childish questions. ”
After listening to Li Xiaoyu's words, Li Yingjun suddenly remembered, yes, his younger sister has a scary IQ, especially in learning, and all the questions in elementary school were all known as early as the age of three.
"Give me the remote and I'm going to keep watching TV. ”
Li Yingjun shook his head at Li Xiaoyu: "No." ”
"Why not?"
Li Xiaoyu's face was bulging.
Li Yingjun said: "After finishing your homework, you can only read it." ”
"I don't write. ”
"If you don't write it, you won't show it. ”
"I don't show it, I don't write it. Li Xiaoyu looked firm: "Even if I don't go to school and am expelled from school, I will never be able to write a word." ”
Li Yingjun smiled: "Are you sure?"
Li Xiaoyu looked firm: "I'm sure." ”
Li Yingjun took out the lollipop in his pocket and handed it to Li Xiaoyu: "Say it again?"
Sou.
Li Xiaoyu's eyes lit up, snatched the lollipop from Li Yingjun's hand, and then jumped off the sofa, stepped on the slippers and ran towards the bedroom.
Li Yingjun shouted: "Why are you going?"
"Get your homework!"
After a while, Li Xiaoyu took his homework back, and then while eating a lollipop, he wrote his homework seriously.
Li Yingjun sat on the side, looking at Li Xiaoyu, who had not escaped the law of true fragrance, and laughed in his heart, his sister's biggest weakness is that he loves to eat.
……
These first-grade assignments are the difficulty of one plus one equals two for Li Xiaoyu, so they were quickly written by Li Xiaoyu.
After writing, Li Xiaoyu threw the homework to Li Yingjun: "It's done." ”
Li Yingjun gave a thumbs up: "Wairuigude." ”
Li Xiaoyu rolled his eyes and snorted coldly, not knowing what he was muttering in his mouth.
"Oh yes......"
After a while, Li Xiaoyu suddenly remembered something.
"What?"
"My dad called me just now. ”
"Dad called you?" Li Yingjun was a little curious: "What did you say?"
Li Xiaoyu stretched out his hand: "Let's follow the lollipop again, and I'll tell you." ”
This......
Li Yingjun was a little speechless, but in order to know what his father said, he could only choose to compromise.
put the lollipop in Li Xiaoyu's hand, Li Xiaoyu took it beautifully, carefully opened the wrapping paper, and then put it in his mouth, his eyes narrowed into a crescent moon.
"Speak ......"
Li Yingjun rolled his eyes and said.
Li Xiaoyu: "My father called just now, and the main content was to mock you!"
Mocked me?
Li Yingjun raised his eyebrows: "How did you mock?"
Li Xiaoyu: "I just think you can't become a first-line star in three years, and I said that you can't stand it in half a year, so go home obediently." ”
"Heh......"
Li Yingjun sneered, "Do you think it's possible?"
Li Xiaoyu nodded seriously: "I think it's possible." ”
"Possibly?"
Li Yingjun really wanted to snatch the lollipop from Li Xiaoyu's mouth: "I have no confidence in your brother so much?"
Li Xiaoyu said: "It's not that I don't have confidence in you, but many factors are considered, first, you can't sing well, you definitely can't do acting, and you don't have any other talents, so it's very difficult to become a first-line star."
Second, you still wear a mask to enter the showbiz, this setting really makes me speechless, what are you trying to do? Pretend to be mysterious? I have never seen that star wear a mask and become a first-line star without showing his face, hey, Li Chengjun, why is your face so dark......
Li Yingjun's face turned black at the moment, and after Li Xiaoyu finished speaking, he smiled very mockingly, "Very good, since you all think that it is very difficult for me to become a first-line star, then I must become a first-line star."
And I will never take off the mask on my face easily, I want to see, this world of faces, relying on strength, can't it?"
Li Xiaoyu said: "You can obviously rely on your face to eat, why rely on strength?"
Li Yingjun: "Because I have strength." ”
Li Xiaoyu laughed with a sneer: "You have the strength, Li Chengjun, I also watched the video of your singing, your singing skills, tsk......"
Li Xiaoyu didn't say any more, because Li Yingjun had already gotten up and walked towards the bedroom.
Angry?
Li Xiaoyu was a little anxious when he saw this, and shouted at Li Yingjun's back: "Li Chengjun, don't be angry, although your singing skills are very bad now, but one day it will get better, even if you don't have singing skills, you can go to act in the future and be a corpse." ”
Li Yingjun was a little speechless, are you so comforting?
I was too lazy to talk nonsense with Li Xiaoyu, so I closed the bedroom door with a bang, and after locking it, Li Yingjun sat on the bed and opened the lottery ring directly.
was originally full of displeasure, but after seeing the lottery ring, there were more than one million prestige points at the moment, and there was nothing to worry about.
For a moment, it was as if I had eaten pistachios, and it was delicious.
A million?
How did this reputation come about?
Li Yingjun turned on his mobile phone, and after looking around, he understood how this million prestige points came from.
It turned out that he was fighting in a bar tonight, and someone recorded a video and uploaded it to the Internet to start a discussion.
Then there was a heated discussion about the strange events that happened in the bar, (Zhang Dajin and his companions were unlucky) about whether he had special abilities.
Such a discussion is extremely hot, and the hot searches around the neck have risen to the top ten.
This is the first time that Li Yingjun has concealed his identity, and he has been in the top ten hot searches for scarves with the identity of Li Yingjun.
In the past, he used Li Chengjun's identity to casually ridicule and scold two stars in the entertainment industry, and he was the first hot search on the neck in seconds.
But in the past, he was a man with his own hot search aura, but now it is different from the past, and it is already very good to be in the top ten.
is saying that he is only a public artist.
"I'll take a look at the rankings, see what the ranking is in the public artists, and draw the lottery first. ”
Looking at the more than one million prestige points, Li Yingjun was already impatient to draw a lottery at the moment.
So he rubbed his hands and chose a lottery without hesitation.
The pointer turns quickly, and it turns in skill, consumption, and special classes.
His eyes moved with the pointer, and he prayed in his heart: "Singing experience book, singing experience book." ”
As a result, the pointer stops and falls on the skill class.
Suddenly, Li Yingjun's heart jumped.
It's not really coming, is it?
Open the treasure chest (small) in the inventory and your heart beats fast.
But when he saw that the item he took out of the box was not a singing experience book, he was immediately a little disappointed.
Then he looked at the object again, and his brow furrowed.
"Rap Skills (including, speech speed, brainstorming, rhythm and sentence breaking)
This......
Li Yingjun's brows frowned deeper, a complete set of rapping skills? Is this for him to be a rapper?
But rap is not popular at all in country Z!
Li Yingjun was a little distressed, but then remembered that it was not popular because there were no good rap songs, and those rap songs were not in line with the public.
But if he takes the rap songs that are in line with the public before the world is modified, it will be difficult to think about it without being popular.
Li Yingjun knows how popular the pop rap songs he likes are.
For example, Jay Chou's Listening to His Mother's Words, Nocturne, Chapter 7 of the Night, In the Name of His Father, Embattled, Dancing Spring and Autumn, General, Reverse Scales, etc......
Of course, there are other ......
So Li Yingjun knows that it's not that rap is not popular, but that rappers in this world can't make rap popular.
"In that case, let rap become popular, leave it to me. ”
Li Yingjun did not hesitate to use the complete range of rap skills.
Then he opened his mouth and said two sentences, and suddenly felt that his speech speed seemed to be much faster, and then he tried to sing two more raps, and the rhythm of the sentences was very good.
Well, that's what really made me a rapper.
Lee Young-jun is satisfied, but he doesn't want to be just a rapper, he still has a lot of classic songs to sing.
So the singing experience book is still needed.
So I rubbed my hands together again and started the second draw.
The pointer turns, then stops.
Open the treasure chest, Tai Chi experience book.
Well, very satisfied.
The third draw, Tai Chi experience book.
Well, very satisfied.
4th draw, thank you!
Li Yingjun smiled slightly, it's okay.
5th draw, thank you again.
Li Yingjun swallowed and foamed: It's okay, it's okay, there are five more times.
Sixth draw, thank you so much.
"Fuck you!"
Li Yingjun directly burst into a foul language, even if you thank you, I can bear it if you thank you again, you really thank you, what do you mean?
If the lottery ring could speak, Li Yingjun felt that he could spray the other party to death.
But obviously the lottery ring is a mute, so he can only sulk alone for a while, and then adjust it (he scolded the ring a hundred times in his heart)
Draw again.
In the seventh lottery, this time Li Yingjun's eyes were staring at the pointer turning on the lottery wheel, and he said in his heart: "Don't thank you, otherwise I will really vomit blood." ”
This will Li Yingjun don't ask for anything else, he doesn't ask for anything, he just asks not to thank you, just give him something.
After all, this is all in exchange for prestige, thank you three times just now, Li Yingjun's heart is dripping blood.
Perhaps Li Yingjun's prayer touched God, and this lottery did not thank you, but won the consumable category.
"There it is!"
Li Yingjun's eyes lit up, and he didn't open the treasure chest in a hurry, but continued the next lottery, wanting to take advantage of this heat.
For the eighth draw, get the treasure chest again.
Li Yingjun was about to cry, he was moved.
Then in the ninth draw, there are still treasure chests dropped.
"Lie down. ”
Li Yingjun is already crying bitterly, it's not easy, it's not easy.
For the last time.
Taking a deep breath, Lee Young-joon conducts the final draw.
The pointer rotated rapidly on the wheel, and finally slowly stopped, and when the pointer stopped, Li Yingjun saw the position where the pointer stayed, and his eyes suddenly widened, and his eyes were full of incredulity.
"Damn, it's a special item?"