008 Who's afraid of whom
Today's harvest is not small, look at this posture, tomorrow you have to prepare some dishes. But there was not a lot of space in the van, so in order to make more reasonable use of the space in the van, Duan Yi felt that he had to go to the hardware store in the town and buy a small shelf, so that he could put different dishes on it for the guests to choose.
Thinking of it, you have to do it, this is Duan Yi's consistent practice. So Duan Yi didn't go home directly, but drove in the direction of the town.
When I arrived at the hardware store, I picked a suitable movable vegetable rack and put it in the van. Duan Yi looked at the time, it was still too late to rush back to make lunch, so he went home after paying. On the way back, Duan Yi remembered his days at the airport, he was indeed not as happy as he is now, and at the same time, he was glad that he had left the airport.
"Whoa, whoa. On the third day, Duan Yi was woken up by the sound of the rooster in the village. Preparing everything, Duan Yi drove to the farm first, and then drove to the street after picking vegetables.
To Duan Yi's surprise, except for a few pork sellers next to him, Aunt Lan, who is usually the most proficient at shouting, was not there. After looking at the time, ten past seven, I thought, "No, it stands to reason that Aunt Lan should have come a long time ago." No matter what, I'll sell my food. ”
Fortunately, Duan Yi's strength is great, and his height of 1.8 meters is not in vain, so he easily carried the entire vegetable rack off the van with his own strength, and then sat down and rested after placing all the dishes.
"I'll let you sell vegetables, I'll let you sell it. Out of nowhere, Uncle Lan knocked over the mobile cabinet with a wooden stick, and all the dishes were knocked down and fell to the ground by him.
"What are you doing, stop me. Duan Yi roared.
Uncle Lan didn't pay attention to Duan Yi, but stepped on the vegetables on the ground with his foot, and many of them were trampled by him.
"Stop, you stop me. Duan Yi saw that it was useless to roar, and he was still holding a thick wooden stick, and looked at the dishes next to him, except for the vegetables on the ground, there were no weapons. That's right, it's not a kitchen knife that kills pigs next to it, so let's use it.
"Uncle, I'll borrow the knife and return it to you right away. Duan Yi rushed to the uncle who sold meat, and immediately rushed back after speaking.
"I'll cut you, I'll kill you, who's afraid of whom, ah, ah. Duan Yi desperately slashed at Uncle Lan, Uncle Lan saw Duan Yi who was crazy, and hurriedly took a few steps back in fright, and when he wanted to go back, he found that there was no way back from the wall behind him.
Maybe it was because he used too much force just now, or maybe it was Uncle Lan's good life, so he didn't cut him like this, maybe it was also a blessing that Uncle Lan cultivated in his previous life.
Looking at the big knife around his neck, Uncle Lan was sweating profusely, and the wooden stick in his hand was quickly thrown aside.
Duan Yi gasped, it should be the reason for trying too hard just now, he couldn't speak for a while, just like that, the two men looked at each other for dozens of seconds, if he could, Duan Yi would be willing to kill him with his angry eyes now.
"Master, spare your life. Uncle Lan had never encountered such a situation, and this was the first time in his life that he had encountered such a frightening scene.
"What's wrong with me selling vegetables here?" Duan Yi was still panting, "Randao can only allow your mother-in-law to sell vegetables?"
"What the master said is, let me go this time. Uncle Lan saw Duan Yi's eyes that wanted to kill him, and pleaded desperately, "I really don't dare in the future." ”
"Get out. Duan Yi gasped and roared angrily.
Putting down the kitchen knife on Uncle Lan's neck, Uncle Lan finally breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the wooden stick on the ground, threw away the sentence: "madman", and ran away in embarrassment.
There were a few people around him, bowing their heads and exchanging ears.
Duan Yi put down the kitchen knife, held his knees with both hands, and continued to gasp. Ah Bo, who was selling meat next to him, saw Uncle Lan running away, so he walked over slowly and patted Duan Yi on the shoulder.
"Kid, are you okay, are you hurt?" Abel asked with concern.
"Whew!" Duan Yi let out a long sigh of relief and smiled at Abo, "Uncle, I'm fine." ”
"Child, it's his fault today, but if you cut someone with a kitchen knife, you will kill someone. Don't be so impulsive in the future. "Abel is still a little uneasy.
Picking up the kitchen knife on the ground and patting Duan Yi on the shoulder a few more times, Abel shook his head and walked back to continue selling pork.
Duan Yi closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths before standing up and picking up the mobile frame that had just been kicked down. The dishes were in no mood to sell today, so I simply picked some good ones and threw away the others.
"It was really dangerous just now. ”
"If it's really fatal, it's a big deal. ”
"yes, yes, it's good that nothing serious. ”
"To be fair, this is the way to deal with such people, and if you show a little weakness, people don't know what arrogance looks like. ”
"This young man Niu B, if it were me, I would probably only be bullied. ”
A few meat sellers were chatting half-jokingly, and the people who had just gathered around to watch the excitement also dispersed to do their own thing. After sorting out the rotten vegetables on the ground, throwing the mobile rack to the car, closing the trunk, and going straight home.
Seeing that it was still early and he didn't take off his shoes, Duan Yi directly fell down on the bed. Thinking back to everything in the morning, if he really cut him, he would not be afraid, but when the time comes, Grandma Duan will have no one to take care of, because her own son can't be counted on. Touching the bracelet on his hand, Duan Yi seemed to see his deceased grandfather smiling at him.
I had nothing to do, picked up my phone, briefly expressed my mood, turned off my mobile phone, closed my eyes and slept until noon.
"Yi'er, it's time for lunch. You see you don't take off your shoes when you sleep, I really don't know who you learned. "If Grandma Duan hadn't come over and shouted, Duan Yi would probably have been able to continue sleeping.
"Here we are. Duan Yi picked up his mobile phone and looked at the time, Damn, there were ten missed calls, three text messages, and dozens of WeChat messages. In fact, the content of Duan Yi's mood is very simple - angry and vicious dogs.
Duan Yi clearly knew that many people came to ask, just to find out what was going on, but how many people really cared about you.
Duan Yi didn't want to reply to them one by one, but just posted in the circle of friends: "Unified reply: Today I severely punished a wicked person with a kitchen knife." "After sending it, I turned off my phone, washed up and prepared to eat.
"Grandma, what do you eat at noon, is there any beef that I like the most?" Duan Yi asked a little mischievously.
"Yes, yes, yes. Grandma Duan still smiled.
"It's still my grandmother who loves me the most, hahaha, eat beef. ”
Duan Yi ate this meal very vigorously, I feel that today's rice and dishes are different from usual, I can't tell what is different, use one word to describe - cool, if you use two words to describe - very cool, if you use three words to describe it, that is- cool.