Chapter 163: It's not that there are no adults again
In a mountain village in the northeast, in a small farmhouse courtyard.
There is a pot in the courtyard, and I don't know what is stewed in it, and the aroma is lingering.
A little old man of half age was squatting in front of the pot, smoking a cigarette, pouting his ass and poking his head in front of the fire, trying to light the cigarette.
Maybe he used too much force, he inhaled violently, and actually inhaled all the smoke of the firewood into his lungs, choking and sneezing a few times.
It didn't matter, a squirt of ash hit his face.
He hurriedly got up, slapped the ashes off his body, and scolded: "It's really unlucky, there must be nothing good!"
While scolding, he lifted the lid of the pot, and it turned out that there was a large pot of chicken stewed inside.
His little round face, which was very ruddy, immediately overflowed with intoxication.
After waiting for nearly an hour, the soup was almost finished, and the little old man happily went to put a pot of local chicken in the pot, just put it on the table, and before he could move the chopsticks, he found that there was no wine.
He swallowed, took the flask, and trotted out of the yard.
When he came to the village shop, he put the wine jug on the counter, and said to the proprietress who was eating melon seeds at the: "Old girl, give my brother a pound of wine." ”
"No!" The proprietress threw the melon seed skin directly in his face and said, "Ma Lao Liu, how much do you owe me? I won't ask you for the two dollars you drink, just tell me, how many times have you slept with my mother, have you ever given a penny?"
The little old man grinned and said, "It hurts to talk about money." ”
"I'm sorry!" the proprietress scolded: "You are embarrassed to say! I want to talk to you, but have you talked to me? When you sleep with me, you call me baby, and when you finish sleeping, you put on your pants and leave, and you don't see each other once in ten days and half a month, if you don't have money to drink, can you come?"
"I'm having a hard time. The little old man said, "When my apprentice comes back, we will get married!"
"Bah!" the proprietress scolded, "Can the little rabbit come back?
"Well, I'm worried. The little old man wanted to smoke angrily, touched his pocket, and ran out of cigarettes.
The proprietress threw over a pack of cigarettes angrily, took the wine over and drank it, and said, "You, you don't have to hide from me." I've thought about it, I'm a widow anyway, if you want to marry me, then we'll get married, if you don't want to marry me, then I'll be a broken shoe for you, anyway, that's what everyone else says. ”
The little old man lit a cigarette, his face sank, and he didn't say anything for a long time.
"You wait, I'll give you an explanation as soon as possible. ”
The little old man took the wine, turned his head and left, feeling very bad in his heart.
When he returned to the small courtyard, he saw two men and a woman eating around the table in the courtyard, and the food was called a fragrant food.
, can Lao Tzu make it not fragrant?
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The little old man instantly became angry and said, "Where did the little Wang Balamb come from, he ran to your Sixth Master Ma's house to steal food!"
The three people who were stealing food hurriedly got up, but it wasn't Ye Ce and the other three.
"Master!" the old horse grinned, "Where can it be, aren't I your calf?" ”
"You roll the calf for Lao Tzu!" the little old man scolded, but found that his eyes were red.
Alas, he sighed secretly, he was really old.
But.
The next moment he realized something was wrong.
He hurriedly looked at the old horse carefully and said, "You, have you activated the Ten Thousand Immortal Pills?"
"Hmm. Lao Ma nodded and said, "But I can tell you, I can take over the responsibility of the Northeast Horse Immortal in your place, but I won't stay in the village like you and not go out." ”
If it was in the past, Ma Lao Liu would not have compromised.
But now, thinking of the complaining look of the proprietress, he felt compromised,
Ma Lao Liu nodded and said, "Now our Northeast is also peaceful, so there is no need for you to stay here." But I can tell you, if something important happens, you've got to come back, you know?"
"Okay. ”
The old horse waved his hand, pulled him to Ye Ce's side and said, "Master, let me introduce you." This is the junior brother of the Heavenly Master, and he is also your junior brother according to his seniority, called Ye Ce. ”
"How is the Heavenly Master?" Ma Lao Liu suddenly stopped speaking in dialects, and used very standard Mandarin.
Ye Ce hurriedly bowed his hand and said, "Senior brother, he's pretty good." ”
"That's good, that's good. ”
Ma Lao Liu didn't say any more polite words, but put the wine jug on the table and said, "Come, all sit, all sit." ”
"What are you anxious about? The old horse pulled Praruo over again and said, "Dead old man, you can see it, this is the daughter-in-law I found for you, what's the matter?"
"Good, good-looking!"
Ma Lao Liu praised repeatedly, but if he looked closely, he saw a Buddha statue in his small but bright eyes!
"Nonsense!"
Ma Lao Liu jumped up directly, twitched Lao Ma's head, and scolded angrily: "You kid is looking for a daughter-in-law and don't ask about the background of other people? Do you know the identity of this little girl?"
"Yes, the daughter of the great monk of Kongda. The old horse said.
"!"
Ma Lao Liu scolded: "I don't know what kind of virtue that bald donkey is? You see that he has a lot of wine and wealth, but he is worthy of the name of the six pure roots! And your kid opened the eye of heaven for me to take a closer look, this girl can be born from a mortal fetus in the flesh?"
Hearing this, Ye Ce and his mother were a little confused.
Instead, Praruo lowered her head, as if she felt a little guilty, because she was indeed hiding something.
The so-called opening of the eyes of heaven is actually divided into two kinds.
Among the horse immortals in the northeast, the eye of heaven is often called, in fact, it is also called the yin eye, and after it is opened, you can see the evil of ghosts.
The other is the real eye of the sky, which also becomes the eye of the heart.
It is only by using the divine sense to see things that we can see the essence of matter.
Ye Ce and Lao Ma hurriedly opened the eye of heaven, but just glanced at Pranya, and people were not calm.
Because, they also saw a Buddha statue on top of a golden lotus!
Ma Lao Liu said: "Girl, if I guessed correctly, you should be surnamed Cangyang, right?"
Pranyo didn't answer, just nodded, which was an acknowledgement.
And the surname Cangyang, there was a very famous person in history, his name was Cangyang Gyatso, the living Buddha.
"Old Ma, actually, I didn't lie to you at that time. Prajna said, "I am a monk, so I can't get married." ”
"It's fine. ”
Lao Ma said: "In our business, we can't get married until we find an heir, this is the rule." ”
Then they sit down and continue eating as if nothing had happened.
Ye Ce frowned slightly, he didn't understand what was said in this, but this involved the secrets of Tantra and the disciples of the horse, and he didn't want to ask too much.
After eating a meal, Lao Ma also told Lu Fang about it.
After hearing this, Ma Lao Liu nodded and said, "It's something he can do, he used to be like this." ”
"Don't worry, I'll give a call to the top, if this Sheng'an doesn't change, it can really be banned. His tone was flat, but it was majestic.
Lao Ma nodded and said, "Master, there is one thing I don't understand. That old dog Lu Fang doesn't seem to look down on you, why?"
"I beat him. Ma Lao Liu said: "He thinks that my cultivation is all given by the earth immortals, so he has always looked down on me and always squeezed me." But on the battlefield, I will always have more meritorious services than him, which makes him very unbearable. Later, in order to surpass me, he planned to swallow the Earth Immortal Inner Dan, how could I agree, so I spoke out to stop him, but he beat me up, I had no choice but to fight back, and I slapped him until he couldn't get up, and the feud was settled. ”
"Why haven't you said such a big hatred, and you always say good things about him?"
Ma Lao Liu said: "He is still tolerant, and I am not wrong to praise him, he has established a lot of achievements during the war, and he is a hero!"
"Alright. ”
Ma Lao Liu got up and walked outside the courtyard, and said: "I helped you call a car and arrange a plane for you, you can go to the capital to see who dares to embarrass you this time." Also, if there is such a thing in the future, remember to use your brain, there are no adults at home, don't be blind like a stunned young man. ”
This Ma Lao Liu looks poor and sour, but in fact the energy is huge.
He arranged not only the car, but also the private jet.
The most important thing is that there are more than ten disciples of the Ma family on the plane to protect them.
After getting off the plane, Ye Ce took a deep breath of the haze in the capital, looked at a building in the distance, and said coldly: "This time, I want to see who dares to play yin for me!"