"That'...... It's not my wallet, that's not my wallet, she's ...... I saw it wrong!" In the bright knife, the aunt had a look of fear in her eyes, and she waved her hand busily.

When Wu Meiniang heard this, she was almost stunned, and this aunt's words instantly subverted her original outlook on life and worldview.

At this time, Wu Meiniang remembered a group of TV shows she watched not long ago, where the actors grabbed their wallets on the street or in the car, and later they were all beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, because when the actor stole the wallet, there was always a hero who saw injustice and pulled out a knife to help.

But...... At this moment, he has pointed out the thief to his face, but where is the hero?

At this time, Wu Meiniang began to understand that most of the programs on TV were shows.

"Beauty, as long as you find a passenger who testifies for you, Lao Tzu promises that I stole the wallet, otherwise, you have no evidence, I can sue you for slander, in order to punish you, the uncle must find you to pour out the fire!" The thief seemed to have become a god who controlled everything in the car, beaming proudly, and then walked towards Wu Meiniang with a smile.

"Chu ...... River. Wu Meiniang seemed to think of our brother Jiang at this time, turned her head and said, of course, she wanted Chu Jiang to testify for her.

When the thieves saw Wu Meiniang looking at Chu Jiang, they immediately pointed their daggers at Chu Jiang and threatened with Chi Guoguo.

Wu Meiniang pouted, what are these three thieves, they dare to threaten this master against the sky.

Yes, in Wu Meiniang's eyes, Chu Jiang will definitely testify for her.

But when she pouted, Chu Jiang said, "Say something...... To be honest, I didn't see him steal his wallet. ”

What's going on?

Wu Meiniang looked at Chu Jiang with black lines, and he ...... How can such a thing be said?!

"Hahaha-" The thieves saw that the man who was close to Wu Meiniang didn't dare to testify for Wu Meiniang, and laughed unscrupulously, because they knew that if they were going to do something to the beautiful woman next, this man would definitely not dare to come forward.

Husbands and wives fly separately when disaster comes, not to mention that they are just a pair of young boyfriends and girlfriends, who dares to die when they face the threat of daggers?

"But I believe my woman's words, she said that you are thieves, you are thieves!" When the three thieves were halfway through their laughter, Chu Jiang continued to make up for it.

The thieves' smiles froze at the sight.

Hearing this, Wu Meiniang glanced at Chu Jiang with disgust: "Go, who is your woman!"

"Damn, is your girl's EQ zero, my brother is kind enough to stand up for you, you actually want to tear down your brother's platform!" Chu Jiang deliberately scolded, "In the Palace Hotel just now, if I just nodded in front of your grandfather, we may have been forced into the cave room now." ”

"Forced into the cave room?" Wu Meiniang said disdainfully, "Just now my grandfather just said that he was engaged, why did it become a cave room when it reached your mouth!"

"Your grandfather is doing it step by step, as long as I agree to get engaged, he will definitely force me to enter the cave room, anyway, after the engagement, sooner or later I will have to enter the cave room, it is better to go in early, so that he can hold a great-grandson. Chu Jiang said with a smile.

"Whoever wants to go into the cave room with you, I promised my grandfather that it was just an expedient measure, in fact, I won't marry you if I am killed, you should die of this heart as soon as possible. Wu Meiniang said directly.

"I'm rubbing, I'm just talking about things, you think I want to marry you, even if I live for another five hundred years, the taste won't become so heavy. Chu Jiang fought back.

"As for your head, it will be five hundred years...... said that she became the same as Emperor Kangxi!" Wu Meiniang of course refused to admit defeat.

At this time, the three thieves were also about to collapse, and their hearts seemed to have thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by.

Their knives dangled brightly in front of them, and the young couple turned a blind eye to them, openly flirting and scolding, a cave room on the left, a cave room on the right, and a hole room on the right, and pulled and pulled to the Kangxi Emperor who still wanted to live for another five hundred years!

Oh my God, isn't he not fierce enough!

If it's not fierce enough, it seems that after I go back, I will practice more in front of the mirror.

came out to mix, the first move is to pretend to be fierce, the second move is still to pretend to be fierce, and the third move is still to pretend to be fierce.

Yes, even if you are not fierce enough, you have to pretend to be fierce.

"Hey, hey, boy, stop arguing. Do you want to pretend to be some big-tailed wolf, believe it or not, Lao Tzu stabbed you with a knife and left a few bloody holes?"

But...... Chu Jiang didn't seem to see it, and continued to quarrel with Wu Meiniang.

"What's wrong with Emperor Kangxi, isn't it just a dead emperor, Grandpa Mao once said, count the romantic characters, and look at the present dynasty!" Chu Jiang looked arrogant.

"Merry, are you merry enough!" Wu Meiniang said disdainfully.

"Why am I not romantic enough, if you say it again, I will immediately correct the Fa on the spot, so that you can experience Lao Tzu's romance and dignity!" Chu Jiang said angrily, as if he was said to be his reverse scale.

At this time, the passengers were also drunk, whether the little young head's head was caught by the door, or kicked by the donkey, under the dagger of the bright dagger, they quarreled so calmly, and the quarrel seemed to be a private topic.

Is...... If you don't die, you won't die!

That's right, this phrase was used again, only this time not by thieves, but by the passengers.

Yes, in the eyes of all the passengers, Chu Jiang and Wu Meiniang are just doing it, and they may be stabbed in the next second.

"Nima's, you hurry up and quiet me down, rob!" The thieves were angry, and immediately put aside the identity of the thief and became robbers.

"What, aren't you thieves, why did you start robbing?!" Wu Meiniang smiled, anyway, Chu Jiang was by her side, and she had a 100% sense of security, so she dared to tease the thieves.

"Seriously, we've changed our careers to robbery!" The thieves were simply angry, why didn't this beauty have a proper line.

"What do you want to rob?" asked Wu Meiniang with wide eyes.

"You...... Hurry up and take off the clothes on your body, although it is a copycat version, it is estimated that it can be sold for a few dollars, and your necklace, is it gold-plated...... In short, stripped naked, we are ready to have a good time after the robbery! The yellow-haired thief walked towards Wu Meiniang as he spoke, rubbing his hands together, his eyes scanning up and down Wu Meiniang's delicate figure, and it seemed that he had already started YY's next thing.

"My dear, what should I do, people are going to rob me?" Wu Meiniang turned her head to look at Chu Jiang and asked with a smile.

"My dear, originally, it's just a few clothes, it doesn't matter if you give it to them, it's just a necklace, and it's no problem to give it to them, but ......" Chu Jiang said this, his face turned cold, and he turned to the thieves and said, "Obviously, my women are wearing authentic brand-name brands, how can you say that they are copycats, obviously the necklace on my woman is genuine, how can you say that it is gold-plated......? It's simply Chiguoguo's personality insult, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!"