Chapter 930: The fries are so delicious!
The sentry glanced at Thor sympathetically, and he said softly, "You guys have worked so hard, I don't think you have had a good breakfast, my wife happened to make pancakes and scrambled eggs with bacon, if you don't mind, I'll bring you two a copy." ”
Loki hesitated for a moment, he saw that Thor's saliva was about to flow out, so he had to nod and say, "Okay, just give us two, you are such a rare good person, thank you." ”
The sentry smiled and said, "Where, in fact, it should be me to thank you, without your tireless efforts to catch those bad guys, the world would have been chaotic a long time ago, there are no superheroes in the real world to save us ordinary people, you FBI are our superheroes." ”
Loki exchanged a few more polite words with the sentry, and as soon as the sentry left, he immediately snatched the fries from Thor's hand, which Thor found on the table, "Are you a husky?
Thor rubbed his belly and said, "I don't know, I'm supposed to be in a soul state right now, and I shouldn't be hungry, but I just want to eat something delicious and drink some beer, hehehe.... You can't be a starving ghost when you die, oh yes, what are your plans, I warn you, don't go too far, and it would be too bad if he came back to take revenge on us. ”
Loki said hatefully, "You still need to say it, I've been torn apart by the hands of nothingness, I don't want to enjoy that kind of treatment again, don't worry, I have my own measure, it would be best if I could wake him up by conventional means, he mentioned superheroes, maybe he has sensed something, let's improvise." ”
Thor nodded, and he pulled out another french fries and chewed on them.
"Are these fries so delicious? Haven't you ever eaten fries in your life?" Loki snatched the fries and threw them in the trash, hating nothing more than that others kept giving him valuable opinions, especially when Thor ignored him, his mood would immediately be extremely unhappy.
Thor was very aggrieved and said, "I don't believe you can taste it, these fries are delicious, I have never eaten anything so delicious." With that, he pulled out another and put it in his mouth.
"Isn't it just French fries? I've lived thousands of years old, and I started eating French fries before the fries were invented, and I've never eaten such delicious things~~, look at your unproductive appearance, are you worthy of claiming to be the prince of Asgard? Look at you like that, as if you have never eaten French fries in your life, don't say that you are my brother in the future, I can't afford to lose this person. ”
Thor picked up a piece of French fries and handed it to his brother, "Why don't you believe me when I speak, these fries are really delicious in the world, if you don't believe it, eat it, make sure it's delicious until you cry, otherwise I'll call your brother in the future?"
"Look at your bear-like look! How good is a broken french fry? Am I just a broken potato cut into strips and fried in oil? I haven't eaten it, or have I never seen it? Tell you, I've had a barbecue with Mephisto in hell, I've eaten golden apple pie on Mount Olympus, I've eaten the best sashimi in Atlantis, just kidding, I'm a god-level gourmet, just fries, this junk food I don't even look at, it's not even garbage in my eyes, it's only worthy of your garbage. ”
"Having said all this, do you eat and see, or do you not dare?" Thor said with a smile, Loki used to provoke him with this trick, but today he has learned and used it to make use of his good brother.
Loki almost jumped as he pointed his hand back to his nose, "I... I am Loki, the god of deception and fire! You say that I dare not eat such a small french fry, even if you want to use the method of agitation, don't use such a clumsy act? I tell you, this trick is not good for me, you know, it is useless? I will not be fooled. ”
"If you're not afraid, you'll eat it, as you said yourself, it's just a piece of fries, and you won't die if you eat it, besides, aren't you already dead?" Thor shook the fries in his hand in the air, "Wait a little longer, and the sentry will be back." ”
Loki's face twitched, and finally he snatched the fries and put them in his mouth viciously, "I tell you, I am willing to condescend to eat this junk food, all to slap you in the face, to blow a french fries into the sky, what else in this world you dare not do? You only deserve to eat fries in this life, and you can eat until you cry, I tell you, I Loki will starve to death in this life, I will die outside, jump from here, and I will not eat a single fries of yours again... I...."
Loki's voice suddenly disappeared, his expression gradually solidified, the skin of the fries was fried in hot oil to a perfect crispiness, when the teeth pressed on the fries, the subtle elasticity made Loki have an illusion, as if he was tired after a day, dragging his tired body back home, and fell on the perfect elastic bed, the soft mattress rose up and down, and at that moment people had the perfect experience of being in the clouds, the teeth continued to press, the fries couldn't withstand the pressure, and cracked... The essence of the inside flowed out instantly.
The first feeling was the indescribable aroma, the incredible aroma immediately filled all the space, the originally dark universe was filled with all kinds of rainbow colors in the blink of an eye, followed by the heat wave of mashed potatoes flowing on the tired tongue, all the taste buds instantly rejuvenated, they cheered together loudly, praising such wonderful fries.
Such a wonderful experience, so that Loki's soul seems to come to the mouth at once, here is a sea of mashed potatoes, perfect mashed potatoes tumbling on the tip of the teeth and tongue, Loki stepped on a skateboard, in the praise of the taste buds, rippling in the waves of mashed potatoes, with the mashed potatoes flowing into the throat deep, overflowing happiness turned into colorful birds, the skateboard under Loki's feet turned into a glorious colorful phoenix, carrying him to continue to fly.
The large pieces of potato mud that slipped down from the sky turned into one shining little figure after another, and they flew around Loki and whispered softly: Loki... We love you.... Loki.... We are your fans.... Loki.... I hope you can be happy....
The rest of the mash potato turned into a little bit of starlight, shining beside Loki, and he felt like a bright moon, and the universe was his foil.
As the pleasure brought by the fries continued to rise, the sky suddenly parted from the middle, and a pair of giant arms made of starlight opened their arms to Loki in a perfect and soft posture, that is heaven, as long as you enter there, you can reach the supreme realm of carefreeness, Loki looked at the beautiful scenery in front of him in disbelief, and tears of gratitude couldn't help but flow from the corners of his eyes.
Just as he was enjoying the perfect state of human interaction, he suddenly felt someone push him, and Thor's voice sounded in his ears, "Loki.... Don't close your eyes and enjoy it, wake up, wake up...."
The starry hand of heaven disappeared, and the wonderful illusion of heaven around him disappeared, and the universe suddenly fell into darkness, Loki fell down with a scream, and then he opened his eyes and looked at Thor beside him with hatred, "Do you know that I almost went to heaven just now?!"
Thor handed him a handkerchief with some embarrassment, "You wipe your tears first, the man has brought us breakfast." He turned to the sentry beside him and explained, "He's so tired that he can fall asleep after eating a french fry, don't you mind?"
The sentry said embarrassedly and politely, "It's okay, you're also trying to catch that serial killer, and you're working hard for the safety of us good citizens, of course I won't mind, you guys have breakfast, if you're too tired, you can take a break on the living room sofa, and it's my honor to be able to entertain two heroic federal agents." ”
Thor thanked him again and again, but Loki picked up another fry and looked at it for a long time, muttering that it was so fragrant... It's so fragrant....