161. Simultaneous drunken chemistry

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the bottle of drink and a bottle of mineral water in the cabinet, as well as the small box placed behind them.

Eyebrows couldn't help but raise, and then thought to himself, what are they putting this thing in here for?

I don't need anything like that......

At this time, a dark voice sounded in Zeng Xiaoxian's heart (hereinafter referred to as Zeng Xiaohei).

Zeng Xiaohei: Who said you can't use it! Don't forget! There is wine here! If you have wine, what are you afraid of?

Zeng Xiaoxian: Don't be kidding, if this is like that, Yifei will kill me.

Zeng Xiaohei: Then you willingly let this great opportunity slip away from you? Don't forget, they specifically told you that there is a bottle of wine and a bottle of mineral water here.

In order to see you make a fool of yourself, let you drink mineral water! In this case, they can laugh at you with this thing unscrupulously!

Are you just willing to let them laugh at you!Come! Muster your courage! Drink!

Zeng Xiaoxian (laughing): Even if you are ridiculed by them, it is better than being beaten to death. Anyway, it's not the first time, I'm used to it.

Zeng Xiaohei: Don't forget, what Gao Wen said just now, how many feelings are wasted on this kind of senseless cover-up!

Do you have to see Hu Yifei wearing someone else's wedding dress one day?

Maybe you won't dare to say it at that point! You can only see your favorite woman thrown into the arms of other people!

Zeng Xiaoxian: Don't be kidding, can you find someone who has a higher academic IQ than Hu Yifei at the same age, and can beat him?

No kidding.

Zeng Xiaohei: Is this the reason for you to escape? Now there is a bottle of wine in front of you, don't forget!

24K Pure Handsome!

Zeng Xiaoxian: I'm drunk...... 24K Pure Handsome ......

"Forget it, anyway, there will be a chance in the future, let's drink mineral water first......" Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the mineral water with some embarrassment and said to himself.

Zeng Xiaohei, pawn.

"Gurgling, gurgling. ”

Teacher Zeng poured a sip of mineral water, and then couldn't help but burp, and then his eyes began to become a little wrong.

"This mineral water...... It's so stamina!"

"No, why should I choose mineral water and wine, I can not drink it at all, why should I do the choice they gave me?

Zeng Xiaoxian, do you have a wit in your head? Your own destiny is in your own hands! What do people tell you to do? You do what you do? Why?"

Teacher Zeng took the mineral water bottle and said to himself.

Just now, in order to avoid the choice, Mr. Zeng directly drank half a bottle of mineral water......

No, it's a two-pot head with a mineral water bottle, and it's also the red star two-pot head with the highest degree!

Especially Zhang Wei prevented Mr. Zeng from getting drunk, and deliberately added Bixue to the liquor.

Don't think that in baijiu you will dilute its alcohol, so that you will not get drunk easily.

But Bixue is not like this!

Bixue is a carbonated drink, which is rich in carbon dioxide gas, which can make the stomach expand rapidly and increase the area of alcohol absorption in the stomach;

In addition, carbon dioxide can also promote the speed of alcohol entering the small intestine and increase the absorption of alcohol in the small intestine, so mixing carbonated drinks makes people more likely to get drunk.

And Mr. Zeng just drank half a bottle at once, about 250 ml, using a more familiar unit of measurement, Mr. Zeng just drank five taels of wine in one go.

It's one breath!

So the current Teacher Zeng is already in a drunken state of confusion.

"It tastes good!" Mr. Zeng picked up the mineral water (Erguotou) in his hand again and took a sip of it.

At this time, Hu Yifei, who was rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for things, turned his head and saw Zeng Xiaoxian who was talking to himself, and couldn't help but say.

"Damn! I told you to go down and ask them where their stuff is, what are you doing standing here all the time? Don't waste your time, okay?

What do you have in your hand? Give me a sip, my nose and throat are uncomfortable from the gray choking before. ”

Hu Yifei looked at the mineral water bottle that Zeng Xiaoxian was holding and said, when she was just turning over things, there was a pile of ash under the bed, which almost choked her to death.

Zeng Xiaoxian walked over when he heard the words, and after handing the water to Hu Yifei, he looked straight at her.

"What's the matter with you, do you have a fever?" Hu Yifei was a little cautiously panicked by Zeng Xiaoxian's slightly aggressive eyes, and couldn't help asking.

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he immediately laughed: "I'm fine! It's very good! It's never been so good as tonight!"

"Really have a fever?!" Hu Yifei looked at this somewhat abnormal Zeng Xiaoxian, touched his forehead, and his body temperature was quite normal.

"Fei Feifei, I'm very good, don't you want to drink water?

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about Hu Yifei's actions, and handed the water to Hu Yifei's mouth with a smile.

"I'll just drink it...... Why do I feel so weird about you?"

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's appearance, and always felt that there was something wrong, but except for the behavior that was a little abnormal, it looked normal.

Teacher Zeng, who was drunk, seemed to have a red face and no breath in addition to his abnormal behavior.

And after Hu Yifei drank the remaining little mineral water (Erguotou), his whole face became red, and he went up all of a sudden.

"This mineral water!

As he spoke, Hu Yifei threw the mineral water bottle to the ground, as if those martial arts people had dropped the bowl after drinking at every turn.

"Fei Feifei, I have something to tell you. Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Hu Yifei, who was standing in front of him with a flushed face, and said with a smile.

Hu Yifei hiccuped: "What do you say? There is nothing to say between the two of us! Do you know, I hate you like a fool the most."

Obviously everyone knows that I like you, so if you don't confess, what do you mean?

Who am I, I'm Hu Yifei! I want me to confess to you, but there is no door. ”

Teacher Zeng also burped, and then grabbed Hu Yifei's two arms: "Feifei, why don't you understand? I feel that I am not worthy of you, I want to give you happiness, but I feel that I can't give it."

I feel like I'm a complete set of cups in front of you, but I must say it today! I Zeng Xiaoxian likes you......, Hu Yifei! How did you fall asleep. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei, who was caught by himself and had fallen asleep directly, and felt a little confused.

Then as soon as he let go, Yifei fell directly on the bed.

Teacher Zeng looked at Yifei who fell on the bed, because the temperature in Sanya is very high now, so everyone is wearing very little.

Yifei was lying on the bed, full of spring, full of spring, and the garden was full of spring......

Teacher Zeng was stunned when he saw this scene, and then began to think, what am I going to do next?

Teacher Zeng thought for a moment, and then said with a cheap smile: "Water, yes, get water to relieve Yifei's hangover, and then continue to confess! I must confess successfully today!"

As he spoke, Mr. Zeng was about to go to the bathroom to pour water, but who knew that Mr. Zeng turned around and just took a step, and directly stepped on the mineral water bottle that was thrown away by Yifei before.

After Mr. Zeng was drunk, his sense of balance was not good, and fortunately, Mr. Zeng directly turned his face to the ground, and then ......

Then he fainted......

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