"Oh my God!" Li Shaohui gasped after hearing this, he was terrified, now these children and flowers in the motherland, why don't they learn well in the elementary grades, learn some smoky things, think about when they were young, they saw girls, and before they said anything, their faces turned red into monkey butts.

So Li Shaohui hurriedly explained: "Lan Lan, that is not called liking, it should be called love, brother-in-law and sister-in-law are relatives, and they will naturally be closer to each other, which is the same as the fact that the elders will involuntarily like the juniors when they see them." ”

Lan Lan pursed his lips and said, "Aren't they all the same? Don't they all have favorite ingredients? So, brother-in-law, you also like me too!" Lan Lan said and looked at Lin Yue'er defiantly while holding Li Shaohui's arm tightly.

And Lin Yue'er blushed, gritted her white teeth and said, "Yao Lanlan, you let go of your Li Shaohui's hand for me, otherwise I will be really angry." ”

At this time, Aunt Lin Yue'er happened to have something to do, and looking at Lan Lan's mischievous appearance, she hurriedly taught her a lesson: "Lan Lan, what are you doing? ”

"Isn't it just a joke? are you serious?" Lan Lan said unconvinced.

"Jokes should also be divided into occasions, how did you see that your cousin was angry with you as soon as she came back?" Aunt Lin Yue'er poked Lan Lan's forehead fiercely and said, "Go, apologize to your sister." After finishing speaking, Aunt Lin Yue'er smiled at Li Shaohui again and said, "This girl has been spoiled by us since she was a child, and she likes to fight with her sister for everything, just ignore her." ”

"Apologize, apologize, what's the big deal?" Lan Lan pouted, and as soon as Aunt Lin Yue'er left, she ran over and hugged Lin Yue'er and said with a smile: "Cousin, I'm just kidding, you're really angry, didn't you promise me anything good to share with me before?

After listening to Lan Lan's words, Li Shaohui was very dissatisfied in his heart, this Lan Lan is really a child, and he has slandered himself three times in front of him today.

Lin Yue'er was a little impatient by Yao Lanlan, and smiled helplessly: "You, the bigger you are, the more naughty you are, you will bully your sister." ”

Lan Lan stuck out her tongue and said with a smile: "Cousin, you see that you have come back with your brother-in-law so hard, so you have nothing to give me?"

Lin Yue'er said: "Yes, these gifts on the table were brought by me and your brother-in-law, you can choose whatever you want." ”

Lan Lan smiled: "Who wants those, I'm talking about money!"

Lin Yue'er said angrily: "What do you want money for, don't you usually give you enough money to spend?

Lan Lan rolled her eyes and said in a muffled voice: "Cousin, you are so long-winded, I will ask you, to give or not to give?"

Lin Yue'er smiled and said: "Oh, you are about to become an uncle who asks for money, I really don't give it, don't talk to me, no matter how much you say, it's two words, don't give it." After Lin Yue'er finished speaking, she ignored Lan Lan and went to the kitchen to help Yao Wanli and his wife cook.

Lan Lan muttered a few words dissatisfiedly to Lin Yue'er's back, and then looked at Li Shaohui, and after a while, her eyes rolled and showed a sweet smile, Li Shaohui suddenly felt bad, because this kind of ill-intentioned smile had been seen many times in Lin Yue'er.

At this time, I only heard Lan Lan say: "Brother-in-law, let's make a deal!"

"What deal?"

"For an intelligence transaction, if I tell you something about my cousin, you will have to pay me 100 yuan for the intelligence. ”

"That's fine, if you can go into more detail, I might give you more. ”

"Okay, that's it, but do you have the money?"

"Just kidding. Li Shaohui took out his wallet and shook it in front of Lan Lan, there were dozens of brand-new 100 yuan bills in it.

"Okay, then I'll tell you the first news, although my cousin has lived in the United States for a few years, she is still very conservative. ”

"Well, I know this, and then what?"

Lan Lan stretched out three fingers and rubbed them in front of Li Shaohui, posed in a gesture of counting money, and said, "What, then, this is the first news, you have to pay me for the intelligence." ”

"But your information doesn't have any technical content at all, I know what you said!"

"But you didn't say that you have to know that you don't know to have intelligence fees!"

"Okay, I won't bother with you this time, but I won't take it as an example. ”

"Okay, these two news..."Lan Lan hesitated for a moment, then leaned close to Li Shaohui's ear and whispered: " Although my cousin's love experience is not rich, she also had a relationship when she was in school in the United States, but it was quickly divided, it seems that the person is also a Chinese, for this cousin has been sad for a long time, I heard that this time back cousin also went to find someone, but that scum is really hateful, there is a family, so after my cousin knew about this situation, she was very sad and angry, so she completely broke off with that stinky rascal and never contacted again. ”

"This scumbag can even do this kind of thing, if I meet him, I will definitely teach him a good lesson and avenge your cousin. Li Shaohui listened to it very badly, on the one hand, he felt worthless for Lin Yue'er, and on the other hand, he hated that he didn't meet Lin Yue'er early and became her first love.

Li Shaohui was depressed for a while, looked at Lan Lan who was snickering on the side, and thought: "Although this little girl is a ghost, she is still young in the end, and she dares to say this kind of thing to herself, or on this occasion, why don't you seduce her and set her up." Thinking like this, Li Shaohui took out two hundred-yuan bills and said: "Lan Lan, I like your news very much, so I will reward you with an extra hundred yuan, and if your next news is more substantial, my reward will be more." ”

Lan Lan took the two pieces of money with a smile and said, "You say, if you have anything you want to ask, just ask." ”

Li Shaohui glanced at the kitchen and made sure that no one was coming, so he lowered his voice and said, "Lanlan, then let me ask you, where is your cousin and her first love?"

Lan Lan looked at Li Shaohui suspiciously: "What step? Didn't I tell you? It's the step of breaking up!"

"That's not what I mean, I mean that--- that's that, you understand?" Li Shaohui squeezed his eyebrows and gestured to Lan Lan very vaguely, but Lan Lan didn't figure it out after looking at Li Shaohui for a long time, and finally she was really helpless, so she said: "Why are you so grinding? If you have something to say, just say it! Or let's change the topic." ”

"Don't. Li Shaohui looked at Lan Lan in front of him and really didn't understand, so he had to be cheeky and continue to explain: "Lan Lan, you should have some understanding of the kind of things that men and women should have at your age, that is, the things that couples or couples should have, for example, after they have that thing, girls will get pregnant and give birth." After Li Shaohui said these words, he couldn't help but feel hot on his face, he actually --- an underage girl with his future sister-in-law to discuss the matter of his future wife's bed, which was really shameless.

Lan Lan paused for a moment, suddenly realized, and laughed loudly: "Oh, you mean this, isn't that just a snap thing? What's all the fuss about, you are still an adult?" Lan Lan's voice was very loud when she said this, especially when she said the word "pop", she was even more angry, which made Li Shaohui's face red, and he hurriedly waved his hand again and again, who knew that Lan Lan didn't realize the awkwardness of the atmosphere at all, and still laughed loudly, Li Shaohui couldn't wait to find a rag to cover her mouth.

Sure enough, the three people in the kitchen heard it, and Lin Yue'er hurriedly walked over with a red face and asked quietly, "What are you talking about?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing, I just saw a cockroach and wanted to shoot it to death with my slippers, and then Lanlan, this girl, made a 'pop' sound to build momentum for me. Li Shaohui took the slippers that had just been taken off his feet and smiled reluctantly.

Lin Yue'er was puzzled: "Is this really the case?"

At this time, Lan Lan also reacted, blushing and smiling: "Of course that's the case, otherwise what would my brother-in-law do with slippers?"

"Oh, that's good, Lan Lan, it's not my sister who said you, fortunately my uncle and aunt don't know what it means, otherwise you wouldn't have to be taught a good lesson?"

"Thank you, sister, I know, you hurry up and cook your meal, I still have to discuss my experience with my brother-in-law!"

When Lin Yue'er left, Li Shaohui breathed a sigh of relief, put down his slippers, and looked at Lan Lan speechlessly, while Lan Lan stuck out his tongue and whispered: "Brother-in-law, what are you asking me for? Don't you know this kind of thing best? I heard that you and my cousin have been living together for a long time, don't tell me you don't have that, I don't believe it." ”

"Believe it or not, don't you know what your cousin is?"

"I naturally know my cousin's character, but I categorically don't believe in your character, don't tell me that you can endure such a big beauty every day, won't you think of other ways to force my sister to comply?"

"Persecution what, I'm sincere to your cousin, how can I force her to do something she doesn't like?"

"Che, who believes it? You men rely on that broken mouth to fool women, and even a beautiful woman like my cousin has fallen for you. ”

"Hey, Yao Lanlan, this is the first time you have hit me? I won't play with you if you do this again. ”

"Okay, let's get back to business. ”

"Then let me ask you again, does your sister have that with her first love?"

"I don't know, you don't want to think about it, will my cousin tell me about this kind of thing?"

"That's right. Li Shaohui sighed in disappointment.

And Yao Lanlan began to report other news, "Don't look at my cousin who is steady, and now she has opened a small company, she is a typical strong woman, but she is a blank slate in terms of feelings, very simple, so I advise you to cherish my cousin, if you dare to bully her one day and let her run back to her parents' house, I, as a sister, will definitely not let you go, even if I go to Shanghai, I will settle accounts with you." Yao Lanlan's eyes widened as she spoke, clenching her small fists, and her face was vicious.

Li Shaohui looked at the cute and fierce Yao Lanlan, and couldn't help but smile: "Don't worry, I will definitely not give you such an opportunity, it is difficult to find a beautiful, gentle and sensible good girl like your cousin with a lantern, how can I bear to hurt her?"