Chapter 83 Lingerie Store Three Knots
Before the honest monk could reply, with a shout, two coins were tossed in.
"Dude, let's put on another show. ”
I went, and they thought I was a street beggar. As soon as this thought came to the honest monk's mind, the coins were thrown in one after another.
"Here's one!"
"Here's one!"
……
The honest monk bent down to pick up the money, and said: "I understand that your reward is out of respect and love for martial arts, if I don't accept it, it will be disrespectful...... His words stopped abruptly, and he saw that Rob had already gotten up and was bending down to pick up money.
"Hey, Radish, lie down quickly, I haven't promised to be your big brother yet. ”
"Big brother, when I finish picking up the money, lie down. ”
Luo Bo's answer made the honest monk very dissatisfied, the meaning of his words was clearly that money is more important than the eldest brother, this kind of little brother, how can he rest assured that he can accept it.
The honest monk no longer bent down to pick up the money, he moved quickly under his feet, jumped high and low, grabbed and grasped, no matter how tricky the angle of the newly thrown coins was, he took them one by one.
The onlookers found it even more interesting, the coins fell in like rain, only to see that the honest monk was not in a hurry, and the two were not busy, so he took off his coat easily, patted it in the east, and collected it in the west, and all the coins had fallen into his coat.
Robb's movements were no less impressive, others stood upside down in the air, supported the ground with his left palm, and swiped his right palm against the ground, and the coins on the ground were instantly held together by him.
The crowd of onlookers was stunned for a long time before they erupted in thunderous applause.
Robb was lying motionless again on his push coin.
The honest monk said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce myself first, I am the manager of this store behind me. He turned around and saw that the door of the store was crowded with people, "We martial arts lovers respect women the most, please trouble the audience here to dodge a way, so that our lesbians can enter the store and choose clothes." Otherwise, no matter how high your martial arts are, you will have to kneel on the washboard when you go home. ”
The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter, but they dodged the way very cooperatively.
"Today is a charity performance held by Hongyan Tian'an Store to give back to customers, everyone likes to watch it, so take a look twice. The honest monk turned his head to look at Luo Bo and said, "The one lying on the ground, get up and practice boxing, if everyone is satisfied, you little brother, I will accept it." ”
Seeing the honest monk turn to leave, Robb hurriedly asked, "Big brother, where are you going?"
"I'm tired, go get some tea first. ”
People in the rivers and lakes, aren't all the eldest brothers covering the younger brothers? How can you drink tea and watch the excitement like this, and let the younger brother suffer and suffer?
Luo Bo felt aggrieved, shot faster, and waved a set of thunder punches, which can be described as thunderous bursts, tigers and tigers, and the audience was dazzled and fascinated.
After a set of punches, Robb accepted the moves, his anger did not grow, and his face did not change color.
Sun Xiaoke held a paper cup in his hand, came to Luo Bo, and said with a smile: "Mr. Radish, my store manager asked me to send you a cup of tea." ”
There was a young and beautiful girl standing in front of Luo Bo meeting, who was suddenly a little at a loss, and took the paper cup with trembling hands.
"Xiao Sheng dares to ask the girl's name?"
Sun Xiaoke couldn't help but chuckle with a "poof": "Your method of picking up girls is simply insulting the word 'soil'." With that, Sun Xiaoke turned around and went back to the store.
Luo Bo looked at Sun Xiaoke's back in a daze, and it took a long time to come back to his senses.
"Uncle Ma, Uncle Du, you two old people work hard and move your muscles. ”
"Little nephew, what are you going to do?" Ma Tianchang and Du Qing asked at the same time.
"I'm going to chase a girl first. ”
Ma Tianchang and Du Qing looked at each other, Du Qing sighed and said, "Senior brother, young people are still unreliable." ”
Ma Tianchang nodded and sighed.
"Senior brother, you are right this time. ”
As soon as Luo Bo entered the store, he pulled the honest monk aside and whispered: "Big brother, you are the manager of this store, I have a question for you." ”
The honest monk frowned, then put on the appearance of a big brother, and said in a deep voice: "If you have something to say, what kind of system is sneaky!"
The tone is still not steady enough, and I will have to practice more in the future.
Luo Bo hurriedly said: "Big brother, you be quiet." ”
"If you have anything to say, hurry up!"
Robb suddenly became writhing: "That...... I want to ask the girl just now, she ...... She has no boyfriend. ”
The honest monk slapped him on the head and scolded angrily: "I accepted you as a junior brother, and you actually thought about the girl in my shop!"
Luo Bo fell to his knees with a thud and almost cried: "Big brother, my little brother has been single for more than 20 years, and I finally met a girl who I liked, so you can help me." ”
The honest monk reached out and pulled him up and said, "You are not suitable. ”
"How am I not suitable?"
"A girl wants to marry into a wealthy family. ”
Luo Bo patted his thigh and said with a smile: "The most important thing my family lacks is money, thousands of miles of birch forests, every tree is money, and the most important thing is our family." ”
"I'll go to your uncle's! Your family is so rich, you robbed me just now. ”
"I smuggled out of my house and didn't have any money with me. ”
"Then Alipay, WeChat should always have money. ”
"I don't usually use this, in our place, everyone knows me, just go out and brush your face. ”
“……”
"Are you honest?" came the shout of an urn at the door of the store.
The honest monk greeted him with a smile: "Big head, why are you here?"
"I want to ask you, do we need to kowtow together?"
It's a coincidence, so it's better to go together. Thinking of this, the honest monk said, "Let's go to the store and talk." ”
An Datou looked up at the dazzling array of women's underwear, a little hesitant.
The honest monk suddenly smiled and said, "Let's go upstairs." ”
In the quiet lounge, the three of them talked about their ages, An Datou was the biggest, the honest monk was second, and Luo Bo was the last, but An Datou didn't agree to be the eldest brother, so the honest monk was expected.
The three of them knelt on the ground, and the honest monk said: "Let's worship today, everything is simple, the emperor is above, the underwear store is below, today I am an honest monk, An Datou, Robb is here to worship, do not seek to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, nor to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day." ”
"Then what are you asking for?" asked An Datou and Robb in unison.
"I only seek blessings and misfortunes, brothers in this life!"
"Okay, just ask for blessings and misfortunes, brothers in this life!" the two said in unison at the same time.
"If you violate this oath, you won't be able to get a wife for the rest of your life. ”
An Datou was an honest man after all, and he muttered, "But I already have a wife." ”
The honest monk smiled: "It's okay, I believe you." ”
Luo Bo was not happy: "Big brother, this oath is too ruthless, can you change it, you know, brother, I just met my sweetheart today." ”
"No, I don't worry about you. ”