Chapter 41: Be careful with your pants!

"How can this be? How can this be?" the very undersmoked boy danced with his hands trying to hide the leaking spring light, and at the same time tugged at the fallen pants with his hands, his anxious expression, like a person who was on a large size without bringing toilet paper. 【Text Release】

Xiao Xiaotian used the strength of his thumb to restrain the language function of the under-pumping man, although it also had a certain effect, but after all, it was longer than the time limit of the silver needle, and the boy stammered twice, and quickly recovered the language function.

The boys in the class burst into laughter, and the few two or three girls sniffed between the fingers that covered their eyes, and couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Xiaotian and Xiao Min laughed even more, this boy is not only underpumped, but also a sullen master. I saw that the pale pink briefs worn inside after falling off the crotch were printed with a cartoon character Mei Yang Yang with two bows.

Xiao Xiaotian said: "Do you know the difference between a mentally ill person and a neurological patient?"

Xiao Min didn't know what kind of ghost Xiao Xiaotian was going to come up with, so he covered his mouth and chuckled twice, and all the depression was swept away. However, he still shook his head and said, "I really don't know, what do you say, Mr. Xiao?"

Xiao Xiaotian shook his head and made an old pedantic look, and said word by word: "Of course I know." What am I? I'm your teacher! The teachers of the Western Medicine Teaching and Research Group can't explain this difficult problem clearly, but today you are here, and I will only say it once, and all of you have remembered it clearly! What is the difference between a mentally ill person and a neurological patient?"

"yes, what's the difference?"

"This mentally ill person and a neurological patient do not wear pants and directly expose their trousers, but this mentally ill person thinks that since he is a person, he must do this is correct, and in their understanding, wearing pants is abnormal. However, although the neurological patient does not wear pants and wears pants directly, the neurological patient has been thinking about how to prove that his decision to wear pants without pants is correct. ”

Xiao Xiaotian held back a smile on his face while explaining, is this undersmoked boy obviously a psychopath? What do you say Xiao Min's choice has to do with you? Don't say that I, Xiao Xiaotian, am not Xiao Min's boyfriend, even if it is really her boyfriend, what does it have to do with you? It is clearly envy, jealousy and hatred, loneliness, emptiness and coldness.

If Xiao Xiaotian is really Xiao Min's boyfriend, then today is not a small punishment for letting you take off your pants in public.

"I don't have any neuropathy in the first place! I think you're really the one who is a neurotic. ”

The under-pumping man pouted and said nonchalantly.

"Neurosis is the same as psychosis, and the patient does not admit that he has made such a mistake to be true. Xiao Xiaotian looked at the man's gaze and didn't move even the slightest. The two looked at each other like this under the noses of the underwhelming man, Xiao Xiaotian was patient, and naturally he was not afraid of anything. The man who owed the cigarette finally couldn't help it, stretched out his hand and pointed at Xiao Xiaotian's face and said, "You *** cow!

"Generally, the Dongjiang is third. Xiao Xiaotian said unashamedly.

"You, you, you fucking kind of just wait, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up a guy who doesn't know how thick the sky is!"

"Ahh In a hurry, he grabbed the pants with his left hand, pulled the pants with his right hand, and staggered out step by step, ignoring the sound of ridicule behind him.

This is really a rush to come and go, and a hurry to come and go.

Xiao Min held her stomach and laughed angrily. This Xiao Xiaotian and Brother Xiao are so talented, this kind of ghost idea can be thought of, which is even more comfortable than a group of people rushing forward to beat him. However, there is one thing that Xiao Min has never understood, and while holding back a smile, he said, "Brother Xiao, how did you do it? I didn't see you holding anything, how could I tear his pants without her knowing?"

Xiao Xiaotian said: "Is this one, it's very simple, come here with your ear, I'll tell you ......"

Not only Xiao Min, but with the sound of swaying tables and chairs, more than a dozen students left in the classroom gathered around Xiao Xiaotian, and they also wanted to hear what kind of means this Teacher Xiao used.

Xiao Xiaotian paused deliberately and said, "Is this, is it...... Secret. ”

"Cut!" was the sound of a middle finger raised.

A boy said: "Teacher Xiao, you have such a means, we naturally admire it very much." But I have the impression of this kid, it is definitely not the master who can easily give up, this guy must have gone to move the rescuers, Mr. Xiao, I still advise you, hurry back to your teaching and research group, they can't find anyone when they come, they will naturally disperse, if they are caught, then Mr. Xiao will be unlucky......"

Xiao Xiaotian raised his eyebrows and said with some displeasure: "He's just such a cow, I'm still your teacher after all!"

Xiao Min's expression suddenly darkened, and said: "I don't know if he's a cow, but the eldest brother he followed, that is, my ex-boyfriend, is an overlord in this campus, and he can't be easily provoked, and they don't even pay attention to the teacher." Not to mention ordinary teachers, several leaders of the TCM teaching and research group, and even the director of the political and educational office, all turned a blind eye. ”

"Oh, isn't this Sister-in-law Sen?No wonder ......" The boy recognized Xiao Min's identity at this time, and involuntarily took a step back and said: "I, I didn't say anything, don't make a small report in front of Brother Sen, please, Sister-in-law Sen, please, please ......" As he spoke, his face became very pale for a moment, as if Brother Sen's sister-in-law was as frightening as a flood beast.

Xiao Min's face turned red, and he took a sip and said, "Please call me Zhao Min! What sister-in-law, don't talk nonsense!"

Xiao Xiaotian also said: "If you don't know, don't talk nonsense! Where is there any sister-in-law Sen? Is this still like a student?"

Although the tone of reprimanding was on his lips, Xiao Xiaotian secretly wondered in his heart, what is this Brother Sen, it seems that he must be a well-known figure in the school, and even when his name is mentioned, the students can't help but be respectful, and can't help but ask again: "What kind of Brother Sen is this, is the school opened by his family?!"

Xiao Min said: "His family can't open it, but as far as I know, this campus covering an area of hundreds of acres, the land was donated to the school by his father, and he didn't ask for a penny from the school, so he can mix in the school like this......"

The boy said almost at the same time: "Oh, look at my broken mouth, I didn't even see this obvious thing at the moment, I was wrong, I was wrong, this is obviously not Sister-in-law Sen or anything, it must be Mrs. Xiao who is real, this time it is finally accurate, Mrs. Xiao?"

"Get out! The door is over there, hurry up and roll as far as you can, and don't block here." Xiao Xiaotian and Xiao Min blurted out almost at the same time, as soon as they finished speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled, this tacit understanding was not easy to come.

The boy smiled with a straight face: "Get out, get out, get out, look at my broken mouth, I can't say anything useful......"

After the boy finished speaking, he sorted out his things, took two or three books under his armpit, and parted the crowd: "If you don't roll, you can't do it, you have to rush to listen to Director Pang's prescription!"

Xiao Xiaotian glanced at the students around him, and said, "Everyone disperse, you should go to school, where to go to class, don't surround here...... Scattered, scattered!"

The boy looked back and smiled: "Thank you, Mr. Xiao, for your understanding!" But I still have to say, don't say that the bastard Sen is here, it's Xie Ping, the deputy minister of the Ministry of Physical Education, who is here, everyone can't eat and walk around, so everyone should disperse." ”

"Xie Ping, the deputy minister of the Ministry of Physical Education?" Xiao Xiaotian suddenly laughed, and the boy said, "See, Teacher Xiao is stupid...... We're not opponents, so let's withdraw. Thirty-six plans are the best, and if you don't withdraw at this time, when will you wait?"

Xiao Xiaotian shook his head and said, "Xie Ping won't come, he stabbed his father, and at this time, he was still waiting for patients in the hospital." ”

The boy lowered his head and said as he walked: "Teacher Xiao is naturally the best if he has self-confidence, oops, who is so short-sighted?"

The boy only cared about himself, lowered his head and hurriedly rushed to the door, just wanted to open the door and get out, but he was unprepared for a person rushing into the classroom, and collided with this boy, full of arms, muttering that he didn't know what he was saying.

"You don't have long eyes, how do you walk? If you haven't learned to walk yet, I don't mind helping you and stuffing you back into your mother's belly to give birth again!**Damn!" The boy who walked into the classroom scolded and rushed in, and grabbed the boy casually, pushing him three steps backwards, and almost fell into Xiao Xiaotian's arms.

The boy stood firm and said angrily: "Who ***...... Oh, isn't this Brother Sen? What kind of wind has brought you here, it's rare!"

When I looked up, the boy in front of me turned out to be the famous Brother Sen, and this boy couldn't say anything good.

"Fuck you!" Brother Sen, who was wearing a brand-name costume, kicked the boy aside with a hearty foot, and dusted off the wrinkles on his clothes, as if the boy had some deep hatred with him.

"Do you still know that *** respects me?" The boy known as Brother Sen frowned and said, "Respect me, you still call me a bastard Sen?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding...... What is going on today...... I definitely didn't get the three words of that bastard!" The boy hurriedly explained.

As soon as Brother Sen appeared, he made a dismount, and a group of students hated to bury their heads under their desks.

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