Chapter 29: Masculine
Seeing the security guard walking towards him menacingly, Ye Ce really felt that this world was getting more and more fucked.
A so-called celebrity stupid fan can make the security guards who maintain law and order in the store unprincipled.
"I'm here to buy a car, you don't have the right to dare me to go out!" Ye Ce still tried to solve the problem in a conversational way before he started.
"You're not welcome here!"
A very strong security guard was full of disdain, and when he saw Ye Ce wearing a white shirt, he sneered: "You poor dick, you may not know the difference between Phaeton and Passat, right?
"Is it possible that if I can afford it, I won't be driven away?" Ye Ce was really lazy to find trouble, because he had had enough trouble recently.
"What are you bragging about, three million!" The sturdy security guard said disdainfully: "And even if you can afford it, this car will not sell you, because this car is favored by other people's little fresh meat stars." People are red, worthy of this car. But you're like this, it's a dick at first glance, so let's get away. ”
Get!
The words have come to this point, and Ye Ce is too lazy to ink.
Fresh meat stars are awesome?
Well, Lao Tzu will go and stomp on this fresh meat star today and step into the dirt!
Ye Ce didn't speak, turned around and walked towards the improvised basketball court at the back of the store.
Seeing this, the security guard hurriedly stopped: "I'm reporting activities later, can people like you go in?"
"Get out!"
Ye Ce squeezed out a word from between his teeth, waved his hand, and the security guard flew out upside down like a kite with a broken string, and crashed into a Touareg, directly smashing the door into it.
Everyone was shocked, this is also terrible!
Even the sissy was dumbfounded, squatting on the ground tremblingly, holding her head with her hands and screaming, she might as well be a good old girl.
In the blink of an eye, Ye Ce had already walked to the back.
On the basketball court, the maintenance masters of Volkswagen's four sons store formed a team.
After all, they are masters who work all day, and each of them is very strong, which looks quite intimidating.
On the other end, there is a team of five men who are neither male nor female.
Each of these people was oily and powdery, and they wore makeup thicker than that of a woman.
Even more exaggerated is one of them, who plays basketball and wears casual clothes and a microphone.
While dribbling in epilepsy, he also rapped: "I just like to sing, dance and play basketball, oh yes!"
Then, he was about to break through.
The maintenance master who let go looked like a fool, didn't defend at all, and let the epilepsy break through directly.
But.
The epilepsy suddenly stopped, smashed the ball on the maintenance master, and said angrily: "Why don't you defend, is this the attitude of playing basketball? When I was on the American varsity team, no matter how weak the opponent was, they would do their best, because this is the game, this is the competitive spirit!"
"I'm sorry, your feints were so good that I forgot to defend. The maintenance master sincerely apologized, and his eyes were full of admiration.
But in my heart, there are 10,000 grass and mud horses collapsing.
If the boss hadn't told me to release the water, Lao Tzu would have been able to prevent you from urinating!
"Hmph, vulnerable!" epilepsy said disdainfully: "It's not as good as a small school abroad, why should I be invited to this level?"
The master was also a little angry, he really wanted to go over and slap him roundly.
But for the sake of his job, he could only endure it.
On the rostrum, the owner of the store also looked ugly, but he also knew that in this way, he would definitely be able to stir up the heat, so he could only endure it.
But at this moment, a young man in a white shirt walked into the basketball court.
With a flick of his toes, he took the basketball in his hand, and then shot it with one hand in the half-court position.
It's just a simple aim, and then a random shot.
The basketball makes a beautiful arc and falls hollow into the frame.
"Do you know basketball, just talk nonsense here?" Ye Ce looked down at the stunned epilepsy in front of him.
"You, you're lucky!" thought for a long time before he came up with such a reason.
Ye Ce sneered, hooked his fingers and said, "Bullfighting, do you dare?"
"I'm going to be scared of you?" Epilepsy thinks that his ball skills are comparable to Jordan's, how can he be afraid.
Then, he dribbled with the ball and was as epileptic as ever.
But just when he was about to break through, Ye Ce just flicked his hand and broke the ball.
Because he was too neat to break it, he didn't notice it at all, and even ran a three-step basket with empty hands, and when he started jumping, he found that the basketball was gone.
"You're foul!" epileptic roared.
"Foul!"
"Shameless, if you can't beat it, you'll be fooled!"
"Get down!"
The fans below stopped doing it and started roaring.
The clean break was actually said to be a foul.
Ye Ce couldn't help but think of the dead eunuch of the Qin State, pointing to a deer, and if he had to say that it was a horse, no one dared to say a word.
"It's sad. Ye Ce is very unhappy that now that the drama is in charge, he simply doesn't talk nonsense.
He slapped his basketball to the free throw line, then leaped up and threw a powerful slam dunk.
Maybe because of his too much strength, he actually broke the basket and carried it in his hand.
The plexiglass on the backboard also shattered and fell.
That epilepsy crouched down and trembled, this is terrible, the free throw line jumped on the spot and dunked!
"Don't insult the basketball in the future, or I'll stuff you into the basket!" Ye Ce smiled disdainfully and put the basket around his epileptic neck.
Everyone present was dumbfounded, the shock was too great.
Many media who reacted quickly immediately stepped forward and planned to interview Ye Ce.
Ye Ce stopped and said, "This is not an era that needs eunuchs, please men be masculine." ”
After finishing speaking, Ye Ce separated the crowd and left.
Back in the store, Ye Ce found a salesman, took out his bank card and said, "I want to mention this Phoeton, hurry up, the sooner the better." ”
"Good, good ......"
This saleswoman also saw the scene just now, she was also obsessed with Xiao Xianrou before, and after seeing that Xiao Xianrou was so incompetent, she knew what a real man should be like.
If you look for a target in the future, you will find someone who can jump on the spot and dunk at the free throw line!
Soon, the formalities were completed.
Ye Ce didn't talk much nonsense, and planned to leave as soon as he drove.
But the pink-haired sissy actually stopped in front of the car again.
"You can't drive the car away, I'm ......" The sissy wanted to stop it, but the headlights were shaking and couldn't open his eyes.
Ye Ce rolled down the window and asked, "Did you get me commercial insurance just now, and will the insurance company also take care of the dead person?"
"Yes, and you've got a lot of money, enough to compensate!" said the saleswoman.
This sentence made the sissy's legs weak and sat directly on the ground.
But listening to the roar of the engine, he was really afraid of being run over, so he could only endure the fear and crawl away.
Ye Ce sneered, and walked away with one foot on the accelerator.
Because it was almost time for school to end, Ye Ce drove directly to the third middle school.
In the envious eyes of everyone, Luo Tong got into the car shyly.
Xiao Nizi touched the leather seat with some excitement and said, "Brother-in-law, is this your unit's car?"
"Brother-in-law bought it. Ye Ce touched her head, then turned sideways and leaned over, helped her pull the seat belt over and fastened it, and said, "Remember, you must wear a seat belt when you ride in the car in the future." ”
"Hmm. She wore a double ponytail, and her eyes were bright and soft.
However, in Luo Tong's heart, there was a secret that belonged to a woman, but she didn't dare to tell anyone.
After returning home, because the nurses were also there, Ye Ce and Luo Jun could go out with confidence.
"It's getting dark, where are you going to take me?" Luo Jun fastened the buttons of her white coat, and her heart was awkward, she was in a hurry, and she didn't have time to put on a pair of pants underneath, and her white coat was long enough.
"Say it on the way. ”
Ye Ce smiled and pressed the remote control, and the Phaeton not far away rang.
"Who are you?" Luo Jun was a little stunned when he saw the brand-new car in front of him.
"Newly bought, our car. Ye Ce opened the co-pilot's door and said, "Get in the car, beautiful lady." ”
"Oooh. Luo Jun didn't come back to her senses until she got in the car.
She fastened her seatbelt and complained a little: "Why don't you discuss it with me about such a big thing as buying a car?"
"I just like Phaeton so much that I can't help but buy it, and I'll definitely discuss it with you next time." "For men, loving cars is equivalent to a little wife, and the same is true for Ye Ce. But Luo Jun frowned slightly.
She clearly remembered that Ye Ce's favorite model was SUV.
In the past, I often said that if I bought a car, I would definitely buy an SUV, and I wouldn't buy a car even if I was killed.
Luo Jun remembered what had happened before.
Ye Ce, who is obviously allergic to seafood, has eaten a lot of crabs, abalone, and lobsters, and there is nothing wrong with it.
Now a person who likes SUVs actually likes sedans again.
The woman's intuition told her an absurd idea, the man in front of her seemed to have a strange soul living in his body.
It's impossible, it's.
Luo Jun shook her head, didn't think much about it, and didn't want to ask, because she felt that it was fine now.
"Sister Laneige said that there is a state-owned cosmetics factory to be auctioned, and I got some money and planned to put it down for you to operate. After Ye Ce started the car, he began to get down to business.
"Huh?" Luo Jun was surprised, but still complained, "Why didn't you discuss such a big matter with me?"
Ye Ce said: "I'll surprise you." ”
"But it was so sudden, it was almost frightened. Luo Jun was complaining on her lips, but her heart had already melted.
"Don't worry, daughter-in-law, I will discuss things with you in the future. Ye Ce held her weak and boneless little hand.
Not long after, Volkswagen Phaeton stopped in front of the Binshi Science and Technology Exhibition Hall.
Because Zhao Lanzhi had greeted them in advance, they were not stopped.
After coming to the exhibition hall, Ye Ce and Luo Jun sat in the last row.
But they didn't see that in the seat on the left, there were two people staring at them.
Jiang Zuo's gaze fell on Luo Jun, he licked his lips and said, "I didn't expect Ye Ce's woman to be so superb, Brother Kun, you arrange it, I'm going to decide this girl!"
"Okay, no problem. ”
Cai Kun felt weak in his heart, he instinctively didn't want to conflict with Ye Ce, but without Jiang Zuo, he wouldn't be able to get the qualification for the auction, after all, he had a black background.
He hesitated for a moment, then took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his brothers: Dispatch all the gunmen, and kill Ye Ce tonight!
With more than 20 guns, even a master like Ye Ce must have no place to die.
He said softly: "Jiang Shao, this Ye Ce is a master, I have dispatched more than 20 gunmen, I'm afraid there will be a big disturbance, you have to help me finish it." ”
"Don't worry, Brother Kun. Jiang Zuo sneered: "If you lift my brother's hand, brother, I will be able to lift you to the sky!"