Chapter 621: Am I Proud?
"Phew!"
Seeing Lin Ruofeng's smug energy, the audience was booed again. For them, Lin Ruofeng didn't boo when he performed on stage, so he was not a good audience to listen to cross talk.
Lin Ruofeng completely ignored the audience's boos, and kept shouting: "How is it? I learned to speak and sing! I can talk cross, those who say I can't do crosstalk, how about it?"
The audience laughed, this Lin Ruofeng really can't tolerate others hurting him.
Gu Jianlin couldn't stand it, so he hurriedly grabbed Lin Ruofeng and asked, "You can learn and sing?"
Lin Ruofeng said: "Hehe, what do you mean? Let me tell you, I only learned one thing!"
Gu Jianlin held his forehead: "Oh, look at your pride, you have only learned one thing, what is there to be proud of?"
"Hahahaha!"
The audience laughed, only one of the four things you learned, are you still very proud?
Lin Ruofeng raised his chin and said, "What's the matter, I've only learned the same, am I proud?"
"Poof!"
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
Don't you look proud, proud? Your smugness, you're about to fly into the sky and the sun side by side!
???? Gu Jianlin hurriedly grabbed Lin Ruofeng and asked, "Which one did you learn back?"
Lin Ruofeng said: "Learn! is to learn to learn in singing!"
Gu Jianlin said: "That's not easy. ”
Lin Ruofeng showed a smug look again, his chin was raised high, and he said, "That's, am I proud?
Gu Jianlin pushed Lin Ruofeng: "you, this is still proud?"
Hahaha!
The audience has been crazy by Lin Ruofeng!
Gu Jianlin said: "You just say, learn, what have you learned?"
???? Lin Ruofeng's eyes widened and said, "Don't you know?"
Gu Jianlin was stunned and said, "What do I know?"
Lin Ruofeng's eyes widened suddenly, with a stunned expression, Gu Jianlin and the audience were stunned, what's wrong?
Before they could react, Lin Ruofeng said, "Oh my God, he doesn't know!"
Gu Jianlin said: "you, you don't say it, how can I know?"
The audience laughed like crazy!
You don't say it, hell knows, you make this expression, and you think something is going on!
Gu Jianlin said: "Hurry up, what have you learned?"
Lin Ruofeng said: "Local dialects!"
???? Gu Jianlin nodded: "Oh, you still learn to speak?"
Lin Ruofeng said arrogantly: "That's not it!"
Gu Jianlin said: "Come on, come on, why don't you test you, see how you study?"
???? Lin Ruofeng waved his hand and said confidently to the audience: "No problem!
???? The audience was happy and scrambled to scream.
???? Lin Ruofeng This is a real skill, he is a literature major in college, especially because he loves dialects and has studied this attentively.
Therefore, he understands a little dialect or two in major cities across the country, and the audience can't help it.
????“ Indonesia!"
An audience member shouted, and Lin Ruofeng's smile froze.
???? Is this a place name?
Ah yes, yes, but he can't take it, he can't speak the Zimbabwean dialect!
???? The others rejoiced and coaxed: "Pakistan!"
????“ Congo!"
????“ Ethiopia!"
???? Lin Ruofeng hurriedly stopped them: "I heard for the first time that China's territory has extended to Africa! You can only ask the domestic dialect, there is no Congo Libya or anything ......."
????“ Holland!"
???? Another buddy shouted.
???? Lin Ruofeng pointed in the direction of the buddy: "This big brother, you go out, and Europe can't do it!"
???? The audience laughed, and Gu Jianlin hurriedly grabbed Lin Ruofeng: "Why are you driving away other people's audiences? People are talking about Henan, can you speak Henan?"
???? Lin Ruofeng was reminded, laughed awkwardly, and ate his hands: "Ouch, I was wrong, that big brother, you come back!"
???? This string of Henan dialects amused everyone again, and the male audience was not angry, knowing that Lin Ruofeng was amused, and took the lead in applauding his Henan dialect.
???? Gu Jianlin said: "Yo, what do you say in Henan dialect?"
???? Lin Ruofeng said: "Of course, in order to learn the essence of the Yu language, I trained urgently for two days, and on the last day I flew to Henan to experience the atmosphere of the Yu language in their local area. ”
Lin Ruofeng gushed out: "I went to one of the most lively movie theaters, buy tickets to enter, good guys, the whole movie theater is showing dialect films, the No. 1 hall is showing small domestic movies, and the No. 2 hall is showing Hollywood blockbusters, all of them are in Yuyu, especially good-looking, and the villagers are very happy to watch it......
???? Gu Jianlin hurriedly stopped: "You wait a while, Hollywood blockbusters are also Yuyu?"
???? Lin Ruofeng nodded: "That's right!"
???? Gu Jianlin didn't believe it: "Hollywood blockbusters, shot by a group of foreigners, open their mouths to speak Henan?"
???? Lin Ruofeng nodded: "Well, all the imported blockbusters have been translated into Yu, without exception, they are particularly good!"
???? Gu Jianlin picked his head: "Hollywood blockbuster, can any film be translated? Then let me ask you, the American blockbuster "Commando 2" is also dubbed in Yuyu?"
???? Lin Ruofeng nodded and learned to move: "Of course! Stallone is holding a gun and killing your turtle grandson~~~"
???? Burst!
???? The audience burst into laughter, applause and cheers, and the audience erupted into the first wave of high courts.
This Lin Ruofeng's version of Stallone, who speaks Henan dialect, is really too dirty!
???? Lin Ruofeng continued, giving a thumbs up and boasting: "Arnold Schwarzenegger, tough guy, right? Oh mother, it hurts~~"
???? Baba Blah ......
???? The audience, who had not stopped laughing, were about to fall into tears.
Lin Ruofeng, this guy, shouts pain when he shouts pain, you are still touching yourself, just like a girl, this is a tough guy?
???? Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger?
???? Can you learn something good?
???? Gu Jianlin also laughed: "Okay, you are talking Yuyu, you have changed the tough guy into a soft egg!"
???? Ruined!
???? A good movie was ruined by Lin Ruofeng in an instant!
???? The audience laughed so hard that their facial muscles ached, if anyone sees a movie played by Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger in the future, or when the word commando is mentioned, I am afraid that the first thing that comes to mind is Lin Ruofeng holding a gun and shouting "Kill you turtle grandson~"!
???? Everyone in the lounge is also laughing, although there are many actors in the Northeast, there are also many actors from the Central Plains, and some people can also speak a few words of Henan.
???? No one thought that a Henan dialect could be funny like this, Xiao Jingbei praised: "Cross talk and learn to tease and sing four lessons, I know that this 'learning' contains various local dialects, and it seems that there are a lot of things that cross talk actors need to understand!"
???? Wang Ning explained: "In the old society, cross talk actors went to various places to perform in order to make a living, in order to be grounded and attract local audiences, saying that the local dialect was the basic lesson that must be learned! ”
??? Zhou Jinci wiped his tears with laughter: "It's the first time I've ...... Think Henan dialect is so funny...... We have a colleague from Yu Province, and I don't think he's funny......"
???? Song Xiaobao's mouth was full of smiles, clapping his hands and saying: "This is the same as a chef, the same ingredients are given to different people to make, and the feeling is completely different!"
is another cross talk, among professionals, it may not be very good, but it makes the audience crazy!