352. Couple's Weekend
"It's easy not to be able to drive a yacht! I know there's a good place to learn your skills!
Hawaii! You can learn anything just by going to that place!"
Guan Gu heard Lu Zhanbo's words and said that he had thought of a good way!
Hawaii can learn anything, including life skills that are not limited to any sub-conditions.
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Guan Gu, you are really Detective Conan, right?"
It's the real world, please! There's no Hawaii Agent Training School! You don't have a dad who is a writer and knows everything.
If you want to learn about yachting, I have one place to recommend!
Come to my alma mater!Qinglu Lanxiang Vocational and Technical College!
As long as 2160 yuan, the package will be distributed!"
“!!!”
Hearing this name, the other three people were directly shocked!
Guan Gu directly turned his head and said with some disdain: "Ziqiao, don't think that I don't learn Chinese well, I don't know!"
But I hear it on TV every day! Repeat it every day! Repeat it every day! Repeat it repeatedly! Repeat it every day!
This is a sentence in Chinese that I can speak fluently! You are the first Chinese I can speak completely fluently.
Learn which excavator is stronger! Huaguo Qinglu is looking for Lan Xiang!
People are obviously learning excavators! It has a half-dime relationship with yachts!
One is on the land and the other is in the water, and the attributes are different!
And you obviously didn't graduate from elementary school, right! When did Lan Xiang become your alma mater?
You don't know what you mean by saying this! You are poor and white! You are exhausted! You can do your best! Do whatever you want!"
Don't bully island people, don't know Chinese.
This magical advertising slogan!
Infinite constant bombardment, no matter how bad the Chinese level is.
It's going to be backwards!
"Huh. ”
When Ziqiao heard this, he stood up directly, patted the ash on his body, and smiled disdainfully.
"Saying this can only represent the ignorance of you people, you don't know how powerful Lan Xiang is at all!
All you have to do is give him money!
He has not only professional classes, but also advanced courses, crash courses!
In Xia Bucai, I once studied under Lanxiang B-box major, and I still have a graduation certificate here!"
"Forced to explode?" Guan Gu asked a little strangely when he heard this, is this strange Chinese?
Zhang Wei replied next to him: "A kind of ventriloquist music, in English." ”
When Lu Zhanbo heard this, a bunch of little stars suddenly appeared in his eyes: "Is it so powerful? What about quantum mechanics? I have a lot of things I don't understand in this area recently."
By the way, and about 5 ......"
Zhang Wei listened to the conversation of several people, and said a little speechlessly: "I feel that you have completely failed to grasp the point of Lu Zhanbo's words just now.
Zhanbo, do you mean that everything else is fine except that you can't drive a yacht?"
Lu Zhanbo nodded affirmatively: "Of course, there are basically no big problems with other things." ”
"Holy!"
Hearing that Lu Zhanbo didn't seem to care at all, the other three people were completely shocked.
The reason why Guan Gu was shocked was because he originally wanted to use Lu Zhanbo's marriage proposal model as his own experiment and walk through it for himself as a reference material.
But according to the kind of expenses I just mentioned, I can't afford it at all.
No, it's not that I can't afford it at all, it's that I can't even think about it!
It means that before his plan has started, he is completely bankrupt!?
Wait a minute......
Yoyo saw that marriage proposal pattern, so what should I do with my future marriage proposal pattern?
The reason why Ziqiao was shocked was because he was just talking about it.
This is completely the big cake I painted for the girl before, a means of picking up girls, it is impossible to achieve.
Who knew that Lu Zhanbo was so serious!
Damn, this guy, where did he get so much money? This guy doesn't look like a rich man.
He won't give up, for this kind of thing, he has to sell his kidney! But selling two is not enough!
Oh my God, Yifei found out that I killed myself!
Zhang Wei thought that Lu Zhanbo was going to spend the other party's money and eat soft rice.
With Lu Zhanbo's heartless and indifferent character, it is really possible to do it......
Lu Zhanbo looked at the three people who seemed to have seen a ghost and was a little strange: "Why are you all so surprised?"
Of course, the marriage proposal should be done a little more profoundly, and this kind of thing should be remembered for a lifetime. ”
Zhang Wei looked at Lu Zhanbo's indifferent face, and hurriedly persuaded: "Zhanbo, we are poor and can't be short-sighted!"
We can't make such an impressive proposal, but we can't spend each other's money either!
Eating soft rice is a great humiliation for a man! In the future, when you get married, you will suffer from the other party's hands for the rest of your life!
If we want to straighten our backs, we have to rely on ourselves!"
And Ziqiao heard this and immediately said, "What's wrong with eating soft rice?"
Eating soft rice is also a skill, do you know?! How many people can't eat it if they want to!
What's more, it's still this kind of eldest lady! If you don't eat it for nothing, you won't eat it! How many people rush to eat it?
Zhang Wei, don't you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, Zhanbo, I support you, eat as much as you want, you will definitely be the fattest. ”
And Ziqiao silently breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it turned out that he didn't sell his kidney, that's good, that's good, his life was saved.
And Guan Gu was very angry when he heard this: "A manly man, his head can be broken, blood can flow, and he can even commit suicide by cutting his abdomen in minutes."
But how can you spend a woman's money?! Zhanbo, you must not be like this!
You're going to apologize for your seppuku! No, seppuku doesn't solve this problem. ”
"Sekiya, put away your rotten Yamato machismo thoughts!
This is the country of China in the new era, men and women are equal, women can rely on men to support, why don't men want to rely on women to support?
In order to build a world of equal rights, people like me have been working hard!"
Lu Ziqiao said a little cowardly, but as he spoke, he seemed to have begun to believe it.
When Zhang Wei heard this, he couldn't help but complain: "...... What kind of equality between men and women? You just don't want to work hard at all!"
If you do this, there is no difference between it and those so-called pastoral feminism.
Any right comes with an obligation.
There is nothing in this world that can be obtained without effort.
Including origin.
Anyone is born in a race against hundreds of millions of lives for success, and there is only one chance, but you have forgotten about that kind of hard work.
So life itself is a miracle.
Lu Ziqiao said indifferently: "Cut, those people can do it with confidence, and I can do it too, right!"
I didn't think of it before!
Zhang Wei! You're such a genius! I can do this!"
But when it came to the back, Ziqiao suddenly became excited, as if he had thought of something?
I jumped up with excitement!
Looking at Lu Ziqiao, who was inexplicably excited, everyone asked a little inexplicably: "What are you doing?
Lu Ziqiao's eyes suddenly sparkled: "People can run women's boxing to make money, and I can also run men's boxing!"
"Don't think about it, few men will have time to care about this kind of thing, there is not enough time to work overtime every day, there is no time and energy, and there is no cheekiness to play this with you.
If you have this time and want to make money, you might as well teach others how to pick up girls?
This is the urgent need of men in modern society, single dogs. ”
Zhang Wei picked his feet with some disdain when he heard this, all the boxers are some people who have just some bad money, or really some people who are idle and have nothing to do and have no brains.
Anyone who has some brains knows that if you want to get rights, you must take obligations and climb up step by step.
If you want to get something for nothing, you can get benefits by shouting a few slogans, or lie in bed, this is the fastest way to realize your dreams.
"You seem to have a point. ”
Ziqiao heard this and nodded thoughtfully.
If you want to start a business, you really have to find a way to use your strengths, but even if you have asked others to pick up girls, you have to keep a hand.
Guan Gu looked at the two people who were about to discuss, and said a little speechlessly: "Aren't we talking about Zhanbo's marriage proposal?"
How did it become Ziqiao's re-entrepreneurship conference? Can we get off topic every time we don't chat?"
Lu Zhanbo, who was listening to it with relish, suddenly realized at this time: "Yes, you are talking about my marriage proposal." ”
Hearing this, Guan Gu shook Zhanbo excitedly: "Yes! Zhanbo!
If you eat soft rice, you will commit suicide by cutting your stomach! You will apologize like your ancestors and ancestors!"
"Did you misunderstand? When did I say I was going to eat soft rice?
I'm rich!" Lu Zhanbo looked at Guan Gu, who was excited in front of him, and said with some embarrassment.
I have money myself, why spend each other's money.
"Nani?!"
Zhang Wei said a little nervously when he heard this: "Zhanbo, you listen to me, don't listen to this guy's nonsense, you may not know much about the current prices and the actual situation."
He's just a mouthful, how luxurious to say.
But after this kind of thing is done, we will not be counted as manpower, and the material resources alone may really cost hundreds of thousands.
Maybe you do have this deposit, but if you think about it, you still have to live in the future.
Not only the current proposal, but also the wedding later.
Including buying a house in the future, and what kind of children's milk powder money, diaper money!"
Guan Gu patted Zhang Wei a little embarrassed when he heard this: "Zhang Wei, this is a bit too late, I haven't planned it yet, let alone Zhanbo." ”
Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed when he heard this: "Oh, anyway, there are a lot of places to spend money in the future, and we can't consume it all at once."
Open source and reduce expenditure, and live a planned life. ”
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he complained beside him: "You are completely slamming your nature." ”
Lu Zhanbo heard this and said indifferently: "No."
Don't worry, I've thought about all your worries.
On the way back, I submitted several resumes, and several companies wanted to hire me without an interview.
The monthly salary is all more than 20,000 yuan, and there is no bonus.
As for the house, I also have it, Wan Yu's house has a house, I also have it in my house, and I feel that it is good to live in an apartment, and everyone is close.
And in terms of savings, I also have a lot of money, although I spent a lot on traveling, but according to what I just said, if you calculate it, there should still be a lot of balance. ”
Zhang Wei and a few people said with some embarrassment: "...... Where are you, so much money has come. ”
You say you get a job that pays a lot a month, and that's understandable.
Lu Zhanbo is already brilliant just because of the hacking skills that everyone knows, not to mention the professional skills he has learned.
Great value for money.
But the question is, where did you get so much money from a tech nerd?
Lu Zhanbo heard this and said a little strangely: "Money?
It's very simple, when I was in the lighthouse country, good games had huge prize money, and then there were all kinds of patents sold, and it was money.
And I really don't have much money to spend, when I am abroad, I am either in the research laboratory or in the research club. ”
“……”
Guan Gu was a little embarrassed when he heard this, and asked, "That...... Why is Yifei still saving money for you?"
"Oh, you said my old sister, she didn't know at all.
It's not that you don't know my sister and my parents, they treat me like a child at all.
If they knew I had so much money, would it still be in my hands?"
When Ziqiao heard this, he immediately laughed: "It's okay, Zhanbo!"
You are doing this very right, man, you must turn the money to your own means, only if you have the financial ability, can you control the power of the family!"
"Yes, I support Ziqiao on this point. Guan Gu nodded approvingly when he heard this.
Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu, who nodded energetically, and complained silently: "What are you nodding...... All your manuscript fees are in your hands. ”
When Guan Gu heard this, he immediately said excitedly: "That's just a matter of letting it go! If I want to take it, I can take it anytime!"
"Don't get excited, don't get excited. Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu, who was anxious, and calmed down.
Guan Gu machismo, this kind of thing is estimated to be impossible to change in a lifetime.
"Anyway, I'm fine with my flawless proposal plan, so let's talk about the ultimate bachelorette night plan!"
Ziqiao was a little excited at this time and brought the topic back to the ultimate bachelor night, after all, this was his purpose at the beginning.
When Zhang Wei heard this, he naturally diverted the topic: "That, Guan Gu, what are you doing here so late?"
"Oh, if you don't say it, I'll forget!" Guan Gu heard this, and then remembered that he had come for a purpose.
After talking about what I was doing for so long, I almost forgot about it.
"Yoyo said that if you want to, you two will go to the couple's weekend together, and it just so happens that both of you are here, and you talk together. ”
…… Can I revert to the topic now?