Eight o'clock in the evening.

In front of the "Meet You" bar, on the stage that has been built, the host is facing the crowd of people in the audience, passionate and generous, urging people to pee, how powerful they met your bar and held this event, and encouraged everyone to participate in this event.

From the back of the crowd, in the white eyes, Li Yingjun, who squeezed to the front of the crowd, saw that the host was in a state of not wanting ninety-nine-eight, as long as ninety-eight, he was a little skeptical, whether the 10,000 yuan bonus was real.

He came tonight for this 10,000 yuan, and he was bound to get it, not for anything else, for his dreams, well, to talk about people, and to have money to open a house tonight.

"The rules are very simple, that is, everyone has to sing songs with animals as the theme, and the judges are also judged by everyone, and the one with the loudest voice will finally get a bonus of 10,000 yuan......"

Li Yingjun listened to the rules of the event explained by the host, and felt that something was wrong, in case the audience cheered very cooperatively after each of the contestants came to the stage, then who won and who lost in the end?

Obviously, Li Yingjun thought too much, and after the host introduced the rules, someone signed up, and then the contestants who signed up for the name came to the stage to sing.

What song he sang, Li Yingjun didn't know, he hadn't heard it, but what surprised him was that after this contestant finished singing, he didn't even applaud.

The last contestant was also a little embarrassed and hurriedly left the stage.

It can't all be like this, right?

Li Yingjun thought to himself, the first one on stage, didn't cheer, didn't applaud, it should be too bad to sing, but after the second singing, the audience under the stage was still very calm, and even Li Yingjun clearly saw that there were several uncles and aunts who sang from the first person to the present, and they were all indifferent .jpg

After that, two or three more contestants came on stage, but the result was still the same, and some viewers even left a mocking sentence: "What is this singing, the ghost cries and the wolf howls." Then he left.

Li Yingjun has been thinking about it, the problem is that the problem is obvious, that is, the singers of these contestants on stage are too ugly, and the most important thing is that these contestants are singing the same song.

That's right, it's really all the same song.

So much so that when he sings, Li Yingjun can sing now.

Touching the ring on his slender finger, Li Yingjun thought to himself: "Could it be that after the world is modified by it, there is only one song about animals?"

This discovery made his eyes shine again, but he knew a lot of songs about animals, so in the current situation, if he went up and sang a song casually, as long as one person cheered, wouldn't he win it all?

At this moment, Li Yingjun seemed to see that the 10,000 yuan of small money was beckoning to him, so he didn't waste time and walked quickly to the registration position.

……

After walking to the registration position, Li Yingjun saw that the host was explaining something with a man with long hair and a thin figure like a telephone pole.

After walking a few steps, Li Yingjun listened to the conversation between the two seriously.

"Brother Zhang, you said that you are the lead singer of the bar where we met you, it is not appropriate for you to participate, right?"

"What's wrong, don't you see that the atmosphere can't be brought up now? If I don't show it now, the event will be cold.

Let me tell you, I went to participate in this event, all for the sake of this event to be held perfectly, or I thought that such an artist who was about to become a fifth-tier artist, I participated in this kind of event, then I couldn't drop the price, okay, don't talk nonsense, so decided, I'll go up and sing a song in a while, and bring the atmosphere back to the area. ”

After Li Yingjun heard what the two of them said, he walked forward, and at this moment, it happened that the telephone pole surnamed Zhang also turned his head.

In an instant, he bumped into the opposite side of Li Yingjun, and when he boarded, the telephone pole was frightened, and he jumped backwards: "What should I do?"

Is it so scary?

Li Yingjun pushed the mask on his face, which only covered his eyes.

But the other party was frightened, and it wasn't his reason, so Li Yingjun didn't care about the telephone pole, but said to the host: "I'll report ......"

"What do you mean by wearing a mask and coming out at night?"

The words were interrupted by the telephone pole, Li Yingjun glanced at the other party, and when he saw that the telephone pole was angry, he felt funny in his heart, and thought: If he will reply, I wear a mask and it is your business, then you have to have a conflict with the telephone pole next, and then pretend to slap your face.

But he has never seen any identity or character, so he won't care about this kind of guy who looks like a villain.

didn't reply, just ignored it, and asked the host: "I want to sign up, ...... participate"

"Hey, I'm talking to you, didn't you hear, didn't you even apologize?"

Being interrupted again, Li Yingjun was a little displeased, turned his head and glanced at the other party, his eyes under the mask seemed to be able to speak, flashing with cold light.

At this moment, the telephone pole seemed to see the frightened villain floating in front of his eyes, and then hurriedly said to him: "Don't die, don't die......"

An instant was a spirit, and then he didn't say a word, turned and left.

Li Yingjun glanced at the back of the telephone pole leaving, without any mental activity, without any expression, as if nothing had happened just now, turned his head and said to the host: "I signed up ......"

The host nodded: "Okay." ”

Then the host finished registering for Li Yingjun and handed a number plate to Li Yingjun: "You are the second in line, oh yes, I want to ask, what song are you going to sing......?"

"I sing songs that I wrote. ”

Li Yingjun interrupted the host and made the other party stunned: "Write your own songs, you are an original singer?"

Original singer?

Li Yingjun thought about it, he now has a lot of songs in his hand, and they all had their own owners before the world was revised, but now the owners of those songs are all him.

nodded, and replied without blushing and heartbeat: "That's right, I'm an original singer." ”

After speaking, Li Yingjun turned around and left.

And the host stared at Li Yingjun's back, frowning and groaning: "Li Yingjun, Li Chengjun? No, it should be that I think too much, 10,000 yuan is not even a dime in Li Chengjun's eyes." Tsk, the name is only one word away, it's a world of difference. ”

……

Li Yingjun waited on the side of the stage, knowing that he was the penultimate on stage, and he didn't want to listen to the songs that those players on the stage sang that wanted to kill him, so he simply closed his eyes and thought in his mind, what song will he sing in a while?

He has a lot of songs about animals in his head, and when the world has not been modified, like Douyin Divine Comedy, there are a lot of songs about animals.

Although those are saliva songs with no connotation, since it can be so popular and has such a wide audience, it is also a good work, so Li Yingjun feels that he will take out those explosive songs and sing them, which will definitely detonate the audience.

It's just that now he's hesitating, will he use that song for a while?

"Hi. ”

"Who spanked me?"

Just when Li Yingjun was thinking, suddenly his buttocks were patted, and he turned back in shock, but he didn't see anyone after looking around.

"Look down!"

In the end, I still heard a voice full of resentment, which sounded under me, and when I looked down, I saw that in front of me, there was a little girl standing in front of him, who was only up to his waist, was more than one meter and fifty, combed a ponytail, and was holding a selfie stick in her hand at the moment, holding her head high and glaring at him.

After looking at the little girl, Li Yingjun asked, "Did you spank me just now?"

I saw that the little girl's white and tender face was slightly red, and she didn't admit it, but she didn't deny it either.

Fuck it, ran into a female hooligan?

For a moment, Li Yingjun hurriedly walked away from the little girl a few steps, and her expression was also vigilant.

I saw that the little girl saw Li Yingjun's appearance, she was stunned for a moment, then snorted coldly, and then rushed to the mobile phone on the selfie stick and said: "Brothers, what do I say, tall people don't necessarily have to be bold, you have all seen it with your own eyes, I will spank him, see what scares him, and tell me how to treat him." ”

Teased by a little girl?

What is she doing, live streaming?

Although some data in the world has been modified now, there are still live broadcasts on mobile phones, so when I saw the little girl who spanked her ass, she was actually live broadcasting, doesn't that mean that all the pictures of her spanking her ass just now were broadcast live?

For a moment, Li Yingjun wondered if time could come over again, he must not behave so ...... after the other party spanked his ass So......

Forget it, the words are running out.

It just so happened that at this time, it was also his turn to sing, so before going on the stage, Li Yingjun shouted at the little girl who was still bragging to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Hey, when I finish singing, I'll settle accounts with you." ”

After speaking, Li Yingjun walked to the stage, and after arriving on the stage, wearing a mask, he instantly became the object of discussion among the people in the audience.

"Why is this man wearing a mask?"

"Are you ugly, or are you pretending to be mysterious?"

"Interesting, he still wears a mask, but why doesn't this guy speak on stage, is he nervous?"

The voices of the people in the audience kept coming into Li Yingjun's ears, making him, who was already a little nervous when he first appeared on stage, didn't know what to do for a while at this moment?

People are a very strange thing, when he is offstage, Li Yingjun feels that he will not have any timidity or nervousness at all when he sings a song on stage.

He has not participated in some banquets since he was a child, and when he talks with the children of some dignitaries, he is also comfortable with them.

But at this moment, when he stepped onto such a small stage, he was so nervous for some reason that he didn't know what to say.

Not to mention, open your mouth to sing.

……

"Look, look, see no brothers, what did I say, it's useless to be tall. ”

On the side of the stage, the little girl who had just slapped Li Yingjun's buttocks at one meter and a half pointed out that Li Yingjun was nervous and silent after he came on stage, so he said to the fans in the live broadcast room with a mocking face.

The fans in her live broadcast room were also for a moment, and all kinds of words mocked Li Yingjun.

At the same time, the telephone pole, oh no, met the lead singer of your bar, Octopus, and saw that Li Yingjun didn't want to sing, and didn't even dare to speak, he pouted: "What to play, cowardice!"

The audience under the stage was also anxious when they saw that Li Yingjun was not singing for a long time.

"Dumb, can't you sing, don't waste time......"

"How did you choose the people, did the deaf and dumb also come up......?

"Don't waste the big guy's time, okay?"

Everyone began to coax, one or two, ten, fifty, and the Z people who love to follow the trend all made Li Yingjun go down in an instant.

The host saw that the audience was emotional, and Li Yingjun in the stands seemed to really dare not speak, and frowned for a while.

At this moment, the octopus walked up to him, looked at Li Yingjun, who fell silent on the stage with disdain, and said, "Let him come down, don't waste time." ”

The host glanced at Li Yingjun, nodded, and was ready to go on stage to let Li Yingjun come down, and then calm the restless audience.

Who knows, at the moment when his feet were just about to step on the stage, Li Yingjun, who had been silent, suddenly picked up the microphone and shouted: "I am a wolf from the north......"