Chapter Eighty-Five: Jiang Chubby
The atmosphere was very solemn at the moment, because I seemed to have been in this room for more than an hour, and the sound of the TV outside the door and the drizzle outside the window kept coming to my ears.
It seems that Jiang Yan's bad habits are getting worse and worse, and she is simply too presumptuous, and she doesn't take me seriously at all.
Have you forgotten how much you lost me before!
We win and lose each other!
"Jiang Yan, hurry up and open the door for me, I want to go to the toilet, I really can't hold it anymore, although my kidney is tenacious, but I can't hold on soon." ”
There was still no sound of her coming from outside the door, only the occasional sound of her footsteps could be heard.
She's definitely irritating me!
Bad!
Silent bad!
"Hey, hurry up and open the door for me, if you don't open the door, I'm going to jump off the building to show my innocence, you lock me in your room at night, if others see it, I won't have the face to live." ”
"You don't care, but I'm an innocent man, hey, I'm scared to think about it, it seems that I should lock the door when I sleep in the future. ”
"Open the door, open the door, or I'm going to shout, I'm going to shout indecent things, come here, there's a female rascal here." ”
I lit a cigarette and started smoking and said, since soft words begging for mercy don't work, let's start flirting, it shouldn't be bad to get over the addiction.
After a minute, after more than an hour, I heard Jiang Yan's voice again, but how awkward it sounded, I want to feel like a little familiar.
"Shout, shout and cut your throat and no one will save you, today I just want to teach you a lesson. ”
Hearing this, I almost didn't laugh, she looked indifferent, and a casual sentence she said turned out to have such a cute side.
"Hey, since you've locked me in your room, don't blame me for rummaging around, I really want to see what's in your drawer, I'm really curious." ”
Suddenly there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside, and I could feel that Jiang Yan should have rushed to the door.
"There's a play!"
I said casually that I seemed to find out where her weakness was, and women didn't hate others going through her drawers and cabinets the most.
"The plot is about to be reversed, Jiang Run! Let's see if you can still sit firmly on the Diaoyutai!"
I whispered to myself, then pretended to make a little noise, revealing that I was rummaging through her drawer.
Really!
She's fooled!
The little fox is cunning, can he fight our old hunter?
From the start, it wasn't a close fight.
"Don't rummage through my drawers!
Jiang Yan's anxious and angry voice outside reached my ears, and I suddenly felt really hilarious.
What's in the drawer that would make her call me a pervert.
Anyway, I don't know, I'm such a pure person.
"Suddenly, I heard your praise for me again, how can I have a feeling of tears in my eyes, you continue to call it that, I continue to turn it, we will not delay. ”
"You!
Obviously, Jiang Yan outside has been angry, and her speech has begun to stumble.
"I, I, what's wrong with me, wouldn't it be easy for you to open the door for me, so what do you want to do with face, be soft, admit defeat, it's still very honorable, Jiang ran and ran classmates. ”
My reminder seems to be very effective, maybe Jiang Yan forgot it just now because she was in a hurry, I was in her room, and she had the key.
The key finally opened the door, and I saw the light again, Jiang Yan, who was standing outside the door, looked at me with a gloomy and cold face, and if her eyes could eat people, I think now I don't even have any bones left.
The atmosphere was a bit weird, her eyes kept staring at me, and I didn't even dare to look her in the eye.
"Get out of the way!"
After a full minute, she finally spoke, still fiercely.
"No flash!"
Stronger than fierce, right, will I be worse than you, I also had a fierce expression on my face, and my eyes looked at her with the same cold and piercing eyes.
Then I screamed 'whoa'.
Before I was handsome for three seconds, my feet hurt, and Jiang Yan stepped on the surface of my feet fiercely.
I stood on one foot, then the other in the air, rubbing the surface of my foot with my hands.
"You woman, you will make a move if you don't agree with each other, and besides, you seem to be fat again, and it didn't hurt so much last time. ”
"Jiang Chubby, it's time for you to lose weight, you have to pay attention to this problem, don't run away!"
I looked at her with grinned teeth, and then said to her in pain.
When Jiang Yan saw my appearance, her face suddenly became happy, and then she held back her life and continued to pretend to be fierce.
I really can't do anything about her, if a man did this to me, I would have punched down a long time ago, but for women, we have to turn grief into a curse.
"Don't scold me in your heart!"
Jiang Yan said this coldly, which made me feel terrible, does this woman know how to read minds, how do I think, she seems to know.
"You... How do you know what I think. ”
"I said, I know best what you look like!
"Jiang Yan!"
"What's the matter, didn't I say much!"
"Yes, but don't you know, scum is very attractive. ”
In the moment she was stunned, I supported the wall behind me with one hand, and then pulled Jiang Yan down where I was standing with the other hand, and then pressed the other hand against the wall.
She was locked between my arms!
Behind her was the wall, and on the left and right were my arms, facing my face.
There was panic in her eyes, and then she quickly adjusted again, and her cold gaze looked directly at me, not admitting defeat at all.
"What are you going to do!"
"Didn't you say I'm a scumbag, I'll show you the scum today, this big night, lonely men and widows in a room, you are so beautiful, and I am so horny, so you know. ”
"Do you want to stay in prison for the rest of your life, Li Yu!"
"Don't say it, I'm really looking forward to it, I heard that all of them are talented, and they speak well, and I like to be in it. ”
Then my face approached Jiang Yan's head little by little, and I was less than three centimeters away from kissing Jiang Yan's seductive lips.
I heard her heartbeat violently, and her face was red and white, anxious and angry.
In the end, I stopped, I didn't dare, I was afraid of pain, because her little hand had slowly stretched out, and if I was moving forward a little, I think my slap would be indispensable.
It's enjoyable, what kind of bike do you want!
I comforted myself, let go of my hand against the wall, and turned around and walked away.
'Bang!'
It took less than a minute to be handsome.
I was so swollen that I didn't pay attention to the road, and my eyes smacked on the door.
I don't have any other thoughts now, it's just a word.
Hurt!