Chapter 115: Matriarchal Society (2)
Seeing that Chen An left her alone, she had to be far-sighted, aimed at Han Han, and instructed her son to intercede for her with her eyes.
Han Han had already noticed something was wrong, but he was just playing with a new toy, and he didn't have time to care about anything else. Now that the freshness of the toys has passed, he sees that his mother is asking him for help, so he wants to help his mother.
"Why doesn't mom sit down to eat?" Han Han pointed to his mom and asked, "Is mom at the penalty station?"
Naturally, no one responded to Hanhan.
Everyone avoided Hanhan's gaze and fell silent.
Dede gave his son another look and encouraged him to continue. Han Han nodded heavily, "Grandpa, can you let your mother sit down and eat?"
"This ...... Listen to your grandma. Fang Chengjun replied embarrassedly.
"Grandpa, what is a matriarchal society?"
“...... Hanhan, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
"Mom said that your family is a matriarchal society, and that you listen to grandma for everything, and you are not a man. ”
As the words fell, a new round of silence ushered in the room.
I have to feel like I'm going to die this time.
"Grandpa, is your family all grandma's say?" Han Han seemed to be unsatisfied with the fact that one sentence could silence all the adults, and he kept talking, "In my family, my father is the one who says." Grandpa's family is also what my grandfather said. Not in your house. ”
"Hanhan, don't talk during dinner, it's easy to choke!" I have to quickly interrupt my son, and then let my son continue, what is the dignity of her father-in-law as a man!
What's more, the woman with the highest ruling power in the matriarchal society, her mother-in-law Wang Junmei, was already very unhappy, her face was long, and her fists were clenched with a creaking sound.
"Dad, Mom, I didn't teach Han Han this. She rolled her eyes and wittily blamed her mother-in-law on someone she didn't dare to provoke. "Mom, my dad told him this. When I go back, I must warn my dad to stop talking nonsense. ”
"It's not my grandfather who said it. In order to take responsibility for what he said, Han Han pulled Chen An and asked Chen An to testify for him.
Chen An hurriedly covered his son's mouth, "Hanhan, Dad took you to the toilet, you just drank too much water." "If he doesn't take Han Han away again, his daughter-in-law may have to lie down and go out today.
Fang Chengjun broke Chen An's hand, hugged his grandson, and sneered: "Han Han, after a while, you can not only understand what a matriarchal society is, but also what a feudal society is. ”
Sure enough, the social system quickly switched to a feudal society.
"Chen An insists on marrying you," Wang Junmei said angrily, "I can't say anything more." But as a woman, you're also too relaxed. Look at your own body, you're as thin as chopsticks, your knees are still buttoned in, and your shoulders aren't square enough......"
Wang Junmei said picky, and had to check herself against each other.
…… How could she relax?
The maintenance that should be done is as declining as she is!
As for the posture, it was also scared by her.
If she straightens her waist, with her height and temperament, she is definitely not inferior to European and American supermodels......
Seeing that she had to leak a dead look, Wang Junmei was even more angry. She couldn't wait to teach this stuffy gourd daughter-in-law how to speak.
After listening to the feudal system for a long time, my feet began to change the center of gravity frequently.
After standing for a long time, she couldn't stand anymore.
Chen An pulled out the chair, stood up, and went to the study to get a pen and paper and threw it on the dining table. "Why don't you sit down and write down all your mother's words. ”
"Oh. Seeing that Wang Junmei didn't say anything, she had to sit down quietly, and she didn't even dare to come out. After sitting down, she secretly flew a wink to Chen An, thanking him for saving her from the dire situation.
retracted his eyes and saw the pen and paper that Chen An brought, and he was self-righteously happy.
Note-taking is what she is best at, and Chen An should want to take the opportunity to let her show her strengths.
In order to highlight her strengths in this area, she had to write down the transformation plan that her mother-in-law had drawn up for her - first a three-month adaptation period, then a six-month improvement period, and finally a persistent consolidation period.
After staying up until Wang Junmei's words stopped, he had to think to himself, now he can eat with peace of mind. Unexpectedly, her mother-in-law just drank a sip of soup to moisten her throat. "Let's get started. ”
"Mom, what did you just say?"
"That's just an outline, the details are still to come!"
"......." really wanted to "greet" her mother-in-law's ancestors, but she was afraid of implicating the innocent, after all, Chen An and Han Han were in the same vein as her.
However, it is still necessary to silently scold two words in my heart. Otherwise, how can I adjust my mentality so that I can continue to pretend to listen?
Looking at the A4 paper in her hand filled with words page by page, she couldn't help but feel that she couldn't blame her mother-in-law entirely, and she seemed to be a little relaxed about herself.
It turns out that there are so many exquisiteness in women's sitting and standing postures...... Sure enough, everything is learned, and it is not easy to be a daughter-in-law in feudal society!
Listening to this, I unconsciously recalled that once I went to the gym, she told the coach that she wanted to do a simple chest exercise, but the coach picked up a pen and paper, splashed ink, and wrote a whole page of professional knowledge to her.
At that time, she knew that the pectoral muscles were divided into upper edge, lower edge, middle fascicle, outer edge, inner edge, lower outer corner, and lower inner angle.
After the coach explained to her, she felt that if she didn't practice with this coach, how much she practiced would be in vain, and she would never see results.
She feels that way now, too.
When Wang Junmei talked about food, she was so dizzy that she was dazed and distracted. In a hazy mood, she confused the situation with the last time her coach told her about metabolism.
slapped the table with all his might, and said loudly: "Coach, you just say how much it is, I'll get a card!"
The sudden sound of slapping the table frightened Wang Junmei for a moment.
Looking at his bewildered wife, Fang Chengjun slapped the back of his head and laughed.
At the same time, Chen An was beating his head, wanting to commit suicide and die......
I figured out that I got the scene wrong, and I almost slipped off the table to the bottom of the table.
After sitting down, her face turned from pale to red, and she couldn't make up half a word to explain what she had just said.
Wang Junmei never thought that after talking bitterly for so long, her daughter-in-law would be too vain. She felt like a heavy punch on the sponge, in vain, and the other party didn't hurt at all.
She said angrily, "Good! Very good! Since you can't listen to what I say, then tell me, what merit do you have that I can accept you?"
The catch?
Wasn't she just showing it obviously!
Didn't her mother-in-law see it?
Touching the thick notes, he had to say confidently, "Mom, don't you see that my note-taking speed is amazing?"
Does this have anything to do with her coming to her house to be a daughter-in-law?! Wang Junmei can't help but be angry now. She roared and said, "You won't be angry with me in the future!
Is it a blessing in disguise? I had to pay full attention to Wang Junmei: "Mom, are you serious about what you say?"
“......”
Wang Junmei clutched her chest, grabbed the bowl, and made a gesture to throw it.
Fang Chengjun hurriedly stopped the bowl in his wife's hand. Looking at the bowl, he leaned back and smiled backwards. "Chen'an, you used to tell me that it was 'lively', and I don't understand it very well. But when I saw it today, I understood it all. Okay, okay......"
Chen An really didn't know whether to be happy or sad, so he hurriedly went to the kitchen to bring a glass of water and helped his mother quickly take blood pressure medicine. After sitting down, he glared and told Dede that his dad didn't laugh because he agreed with her.
"Mom, Dad, I'm sorry. "You have to be right to Chen An's training, "But your family has a lot of rules, can you allow me to learn slowly?"
"Absolutely. You try to learn slowly. This is a lot of times. Fang Chengjun shook the grandson in his arms, "Han Han, 'lively' is really a good word, and our family will be lively in the future." ”
When I heard that her father-in-law was also a lively person, I was so excited that I wanted to say something more.
Suddenly, Chen An grabbed a bone and gagged her mouth. "Don't say anything when you eat, don't say anything when you sleep, this is also the rule of my family...... Dad, right?"
Fang Chengjun smiled, "Well, the time Miss Xia Chengxi came to my house, I said it. ”
"....... "Dad, I really can't open any pot."
When Dad said this, he would definitely ask him about the cause and effect if he had to go back. Inevitably, they will quarrel again.
Dad is avenging his daughter-in-law!
It turns out that his father is the real boss behind the scenes.
No wonder before the banquet said, "It is still unclear who will kill the deer", and he was not allowed to help. It turned out that my father had already seen that the person who might lie down and go out today was not getting, but his wife.