Chapter 12: I, Tightrope.
I was eating the food while waiting for what Li Nian wanted to put on his phone.
She is really a peculiar woman, and she has to listen to some sounds before she can eat it.
This shouldn't be a bad taste.
"Yu Qian's father, Old Man Wang, is also called Ouyang Qingsong, nicknamed Yu Xiaofart..."
I was eating, and I almost squirted.
This... Isn't this the cross talk between Master Guo and Teacher Yu!
"Lee. Mr. Li, do you listen to this every time you eat?" I asked, the corners of my mouth twitching.
Li Nian glanced at me after hearing my words, and then said with a smile: "Of course, I'm a 'tightrope', every time I eat alone at home, I will take out my mobile phone and put Master Guo's cross talk." ”
I gave Li Nian a thumbs up, and then said, "Mr. Li's hobby really doesn't match your appearance." ”
"So what do you think? ”
"I thought you would put on a lyrical song, or a piano or something like that. ”
"Ah, I really don't appreciate what you said, as a 'tightrope', of course, I accompanied Mr. Guo to shout 'smoking, drinking, and burning my hair'. ”
After a while, Mr. Guo's loud voice came from the mobile phone, "What are Mr. Yu's three hobbies?" ’
Li Nian, who was sitting opposite me, put down the chopsticks in his hand and shouted into the mobile phone very cooperatively: "Smoking, drinking, burning!"
Then the two of them were in sync and shouted 'yes' together.
I instantly felt that my head had become bigger, how could there be such a strange woman around me.
In the eyes of Brother Xiaoman in the unit, she is the 'heartthrob' in Brother Xiaoman's heart.
In the end, I had to accompany her to eat while listening to Master Guo's cross talk.
After twenty minutes, it was finally over, and Li Nian said to me: "I'll give you a nickname." ”
"Huh, give me a nickname, how idle are you. ”
"Li Yuyou's nickname in the future is called Little Curry, Yellow is not spicy. ”
"Don't, please let it go. ”
"No, it's decided, the little curry is yellow and not spicy. ”
...
The two of us quarreled a bit, and finally got rid of the nickname.
I took a sip of the glass of liquor I had just poured from the table.
Two or two cups, after drinking it in one sip, it feels wonderful.
Li Nian didn't speak, he also poured the cup with white wine, and then gestured at me, meaning that I did it too.
After drinking this cup, her brow furrowed, and it took a long time to recover.
I muttered to myself, 'If you can't drink liquor, don't drink it.'" ’
"Well, that Mr. Li, if you can't drink liquor, you can drink a little beer, or red wine, there's no need to drink with me. ”
Li Nian glanced at me, then poured a glass of white wine and drank it all in one gulp.
There were already a few beads of sweat on the delicate little nose, and I thought it must be spicy.
Seeing that she was so happy to drink, I didn't hesitate, and drank a glass of wine.
The two of us clinked glasses again, and she said to me, "I'm so happy to drink today's wine." ”
I was stunned for a moment, and then asked puzzledly, "What happy things have you encountered?"
Li Nian glanced at me, and then said, "I won't tell you, anyway, I'm going to be so happy today, so I must have a good drink." ”
"That Mr. Li, I'm in a bad mood today, you need to say 'How happy you want to be!'"
Li Nian waved his little fist at me, and said fiercely, "I'll take care of you." ”
"I can't mess with you, I won't drink the liquor anymore, and you won't drink it either, okay." ”
"I listen to you. Li Nian said this sentence without hesitation.
I was a little puzzled by her happy consent, how she suddenly became so reasonable.
"Li Yu, what should you do now that you don't have a place to live. ”
I lit a cigarette and thought about it, and finally replied: "Hangzhou is so big, I can't find a place to sleep, you say yes, it's not a big problem." ”
"Why don't you stay with me? Li Nian thought for a long time and finally spoke.
"What!"
"Are you deaf! I said you live with me, my house is big and spacious, and I have a spare room. ”
"No, I don't want to stay with you. I hurriedly waved my hand and said.
What are you kidding, living in her house, there can still be a clean day that day, there are all kinds of criticism of me in the unit, this is good, if I live in, there is really no way to live that day.
"Okay, whatever you want!" Li Nian said to me with a cold face and small teeth.
After drinking a lot of wine, both of them were a little confused, and I dared to ask Li Nian:
"Mr. Li, why are you kind to everyone in the unit and torture me in every way, where do I have anything to do to be sorry for you. ”
Li Nian bit the chopsticks in his mouth and thought seriously with an expression.
"I don't know, I want to be brutal to you when I see your face. ”
"Mr. Li, you always speak so bluntly to me. ”
"Are you complimenting me, Li Yu?"
"Of course. ”
"Oh, thank you for the compliment, I will continue to work hard, Li Yu. Li Nian made a cheering gesture to himself.
I felt as if I had talked to death, dug myself another hole, and then I jumped into it myself.
When the time came to more than seven o'clock in the evening, in order not to disturb her rest, he stood up and said to her: "Thank you Mr. Li for today's dinner and wine, I will treat you another day, and I will not continue to disturb today." ”
"Are you leaving?"
"Well, it's not early, I want to go out to breathe and relax alone. ”
"Then you wait first, I'll get you something. ”
After saying this, Li Nian hurriedly walked into a room, and then there was the sound of opening the drawer.
It took less than a minute for her to walk out, holding four boxes of stomach aches in her hands.
"Oh, this is for you, although there is no Xu Jing anymore, but it is also a little better for yourself, take this medicine when you have a stomachache, at least it can make you feel better." ”
I was stunned for a moment, how did she know that I had a stomach ache, and then looked at her with a puzzled look.
Li Nian stroked a handful of hair and said to me: "We have been classmates and colleagues for so many years, and I don't know if you have to crawl on the table to cover your stomach every time." ”
I took the medicine from her hand and said gratefully to her:
"Thank you, Mr. Li, of course, it would be better if you didn't say that 'you want to die or live' and say something else. ”