The young master Mo, who was too empty, estimated that the rumors were true, walking on the slippery and muddy winding path, and before he took a few steps, he had already fallen on all fours and ate, and his whole body was covered with black mud stains, and after carefully getting up, he continued to walk forward.

A short section of the road, before it came to an end, the ink tears turned into a dirty little clay figure, I don't know how many times I fell, my heart was already on fire, I wiped my nose fiercely, drew a mud mark, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, the living can still be stumped by a road." ”

A mortal Taoist behind him, with a smile on his face, had already smiled in his heart, and seeing him fall down in a strange posture, it was simply a wrestling and a fairy demeanor. Sometimes it suddenly falls to the ground inexplicably, even if the person has good concentration, I am afraid it will be difficult to hold back laughter.

At this moment, a mortal Taoist can't bear to look at it, he feels pain when he falls this time, could it be that he really looks at the wrong person? This guy is worse than the mud on the ground.

Mo Tear scolded while continuing to walk forward, and suddenly there was another slip under his feet, and his body turned, and he fell directly to the ground, splashing mud, all of which fell on a mortal Taoist.

The Taoist blinked slightly, slowly reached out to wipe the mud stains on his face, a gentle gaze slowly fell, and he opened his mouth and said: "Apprentice, you don't have to be so polite to the teacher, I have already experienced your respect for the teacher, hurry up." ”

Mo Tear quickly stood up, stumbled a few times, and almost fell back to the ground, not bothering to be angry with him, turning around slowly, and simply moving forward little by little.

Yifan Daoist really couldn't stand it anymore, his toes lightly touched the ground, and his body flew out from the top of Mo Tear's head like a leaf, and he landed gently, and said freely: "Look at it! ”

I only saw that his gait was light, walking forward slowly, as if floating in the air, not a drop of black mud on his feet, and his body was more like a ghost.

Mo Tear was surprised, and wanted to try the method of this Taoist who should be punished by heaven. took a clumsy step, his toes just touched the ground, and he directly split his legs, and he screamed in pain.

Yifan Taoist listened to the shouting sound after the sound, shook his head slightly, and was also a little helpless.

After Mo Taixu's unyielding persistence and the method of rolling in the mud, he finally crossed this path of doubting life that tortured him.

I also have to pass through a forest, in the woods, the breeze is sassy, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, it should be a beautiful scenery, but the mud people and ink tears are blown by the breeze, and the whole body trembles and shrinks, and the mood is not happy, and I hear the chirping birds, which is even more irritable and depressed.

Walking through the woods, looking from a distance, you can see a clearing, a person standing quietly in the clearing, looking into the distance, medium stature, wearing a gray robe, with picturesque eyebrows, about seventeen or eighteen years old, you don't need to look closely, you can see at a glance that it is a beautiful man who is not very white.

stepped forward, and without waiting for Mo Tear to speak, the other party spoke first: "Master is back, I'll cook for you." ”

Yifan Daoist shook his head and said with a smile: "I brought back a little junior brother for the teacher, and I will see that the work of picking up water to cook and chopping wood will be handed over to him in the future." ”

Mo Tear was stunned instantly, not because of the words of a mortal Taoist, but because he was amazed that this dead man actually had an apprentice, looking at this kind and deceitful appearance, it was estimated that he was even in a pit and a crutch to trick people up the mountain.

What shocked him even more was the thatched huts in front of him. I thought that it was not as good as the magnificent attic on the top of the mountain, and was envied by the people of the world, but I would never have thought that it would fall to this halfway up the mountainside, just a few thatched houses that can sit in the breeze and drizzle, this is simply the difference between cloud and mud, and I am embarrassed to say what to eat and drink spicy, and now I can guarantee that I will not starve to death?

The kind-looking and beautiful senior brother stepped forward, smiled slightly, patted Mo Tear on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "In the future, I will be your senior brother, if there is anything you don't understand?" ”

The seemingly gentle pat, which directly slapped the ink tears on the butt and sat in the dust, frightened the senior brother, and hurriedly reached out to help.

The dustier ink tears on the mud immediately refused, revealing a sculptural smile, and said fearfully: "I'll come by myself, I'll just come by myself." ”

Senior Brother smiled euphemistically and said shyly: "I'm used to working on weekdays, and I don't have anything serious on my hands, little junior brother, are you okay?"

Mo Tear hurriedly shook his head, no matter how she looked, she looked like a girl, but her strength was greater than that of a cow, and such a ruthless person could not be provoked.

As the richest son in Jingwei Town, he was first deceived out of the door by this Taoist priest who was killed by heaven, and later found out that the other party was not a person from Jingshe Xianmen at all, and the last thing he said was pure nonsense, and the other party's deceptive skills were no longer people he could describe in words.

The first time, he made his face full of black ash, and the big white rice was boiled into a pulp, and the second time, it was a lot better, and the white rice turned into a burnt yellow pot that his teeth couldn't bite, and the third time, he did his best, and the rice could barely be eaten, as for the dish? Take it to feed the big white goose, and be chased and bitten alive by the big white goose.

Behind the woods next to it, there is a small lake, the lake water is crystal clear, from time to time you can also see the carp rolling and wandering, there is always a big white goose in the lake, playing and playing every day, extremely arrogant, sometimes see ink tears, but also chase him to bite, it is estimated that it is often used to try the food.

For a few days, the master and the senior brother have not eaten a good meal, the eldest young master of the Mo family tried to cook for the fourth time, this time it was different, in the presence of the senior brother, he simply lit the entire kitchen alive, if it was not for the timely firefighting, it is estimated that the pond fish would be affected, and the master who was meditating in the house would be burned alive.

Since then, he didn't dare to let this little guy cook anymore, so the second senior brother took the initiative to pick up the girder and regain control of the food spoon. This is the most delicious and fragrant meal that Mo Tear has ever eaten in his life.

Seeing him devouring him like a tiger, the mortal Taoist who tortured the ink tears half to death put down the dishes and chopsticks in his hand and said with a smile: "The teacher didn't lie to you, did he? ”

Mo Tear swallowed a mouthful of food hard, gasped, glanced at the other party disdainfully, and didn't bother to take care of him.

I am embarrassed to say anything about fragrant and spicy food, I haven't been given a full meal for more than ten days in a row, and I am driven by being a cow and a horse, can I not eat fragrant? I have to walk two miles to the lake to pick up saliva, and if I don't pay attention, I will be bullied by the big white goose, and I will not cherish the water there?

Mo Tear ate the last bite of food in the bowl, gasped with satisfaction, and said frankly: "Master, what are you here to do when you invite me up the mountain? I will help you order a house for cooking, and when I pick up a load full of water, there is only one bowl left. You can do what you ask me to do, so why do you still recruit me? What am I going to do? You are willing to let me go. ”

A man with an unfathomable and bottomless mind smiled slightly, and said happily: "Don't talk about yourself like this, you have to explore everything, haven't you done a good job in the past few days? Although the house was burned, the fight with Dabai was lost, and the wood-chopping axe was cracked, but this is the price of exploration, you understand." ”

Mo tear helplessly squeezed out a smile. Is this a compliment?...... Is this ironic incomparable?

He continued: "The teacher said that you are a strange person, and you must be, you have only been here for a few days. It is not easy to make such an amazing achievement. If it were someone else, it really wouldn't be able to do it. ”

Mo tear smiled, does this seem to be complimenting people? Talking to this master with a strange temperament, if it weren't for the strength of his heart, he would have been angry to death, but if he is a woman. Get along with him, and tears of anger can spew out two miles.

Mo Tear didn't bother to meet him in general, and he didn't scold him anyway, not that he couldn't win, but every time he scolded halfway, he would always say lightly "How to have fun in the future", which always contained a strong revenge in his light tone.

Yifan Dao is satisfied, and he has finally conquered this arrogant boy, and when he sees the other party's hopeless expression, he will be inexplicably happy.

He touched his chin and said solemnly: "What you have been doing in the past few days is actually similar to cultivation, that is, you are constantly exploring new methods and new paths. It is to persevere, there will be an unforgettable experience. ”

Mo Tear saw the other party's appearance, if it weren't for the lack of a white beard, he would really mistakenly think that this big god stick was a master of the world.

Yifan Taoist continued: "The so-called cultivation is to understand the principles of heaven and earth, and only by understanding the principles can we cultivate the way of nature: enlightenment beyond the world. ”

When Mo Tear saw his serious and eloquent appearance, he felt uncomfortable for a while, and he had to say that this god's ability to talk nonsense was really a must.

Mo Tear nodded pretending to see what ivory your dog could spit out of his mouth, pretending to suddenly realize, cast a look of admiration, slapped the wooden table, and exclaimed, "Oh my God! How come I don't know? ”

Yifan Daoist was taken aback by this unruly young master, he almost didn't sit down and fell to the ground, coughed lightly, covered up the embarrassment just now, and continued: "The so-called principle of heaven and earth can be said to be too big, no one can say clearly. However, the most basic thing in cultivation is to understand the principles of nature, feel the flow of one's own vitality, experience the fluctuations of heaven and earth, and be able to use it, which is the beginning of cultivation. ”

Mo Xian pretended to be surprised again, and just wanted to slap the wooden table again, he rose from the ground, not wanting that the other party had already seen through his thoughts, and immediately said: "You shut up for me, listen to the teacher's words." ”

"Cultivators, to experience their own spiritual sea, feel the Dharma as the first step, according to personal talent, the Dharma realm is divided into nine levels, followed by the dust, melt the earth, and fit the sky. Further up, the teacher has only seen one person arrive, and he doesn't know very well. ”

Mo Tear listened quietly, nodded again and again, and didn't speak for a long time.

Yifan Daoist slapped the table and said loudly, "Why don't you speak?"

Mo Tear was serious, and said with a smile: "I thought you didn't finish speaking, you continue!"

Yifan Daoist can be regarded as half angry by this rabbit cub, took out the Dao sword behind his back, and said angrily: "It seems that I won't beat you to death today, you really don't know how powerful a teacher is." ”

Mo Tear didn't say a word, just ran away.

"Don't run, I don't teach you a good lesson, you really think that being a teacher is a vegetarian. ”

Yifan Daoist picked up the rosewood mahogany Dao sword and chased him for a while, in the final analysis, he just wanted to scare and scare him, how dare he really hurt this unruly baby apprentice.

Seeing that the other party didn't seem to be able to catch up, Mo Tear jumped up and shouted: "Aren't you a vegetarian? ”

Yifan Daoist is really angry, so he really chases him all the way and fights, and the use of power is just right, every time he hits his ass, every time he hits, he runs one point faster.

Seeing that he was about to run into the bamboo forest behind the thatched hut, Yifan stopped and shouted, "You come back for me, I won't beat you." ”

Mo Tear still ran forward with his butt covered vigorously, and said loudly: "I believe you are a big-headed ghost." ”

Yifan Daoist shook his head helplessly, stood quietly outside the bamboo forest, and sighed: "This is what you asked for, no wonder you are a teacher." ”

Mo Tear rushed into the bamboo forest, looked at the back, there was no one, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. The green bamboos around it stand tall, straight and straight, straight into the sky. The bamboo leaves are rustling and falling one after another, which is like a beautiful scenery.

The farther he went, the more blurred his eyes became, the bamboos around him shook in his eyes, and the pleasant sound of the wind blowing the bamboo leaves was slightly noisy.

Suddenly, he looked through the dense green bamboo, and saw a person sitting on a stone slab, and he could only see the back of the other party, with long hair fluttering, a light green light veil, and a graceful body.

Just wanted to get closer, but didn't want the other party to turn back slightly, his face became more and more surprised, his eyes became more and more frightened, and before he could clear the other party's face, he was directly shocked out by a wave of air.

snapped, fell out of the green bamboo forest heavily, stumbled to stand up, saw the incomparably majestic master at this moment, cracked his mouth and smiled, and said in horror: "Master, there are ghosts in there!"

Yifan Daoist shook his head helplessly, tugged at his ear, and snorted angrily: "Don't go back with the teacher soon, your second senior sister is in retreat, don't disturb her." ”

Mo was stunned with tears, there are really women, this damn magic stick, even the little girl will not let go, it is really hateful.

Yifan Daoist seemed to see through Mo Tear's thoughts, and frightened: "Your second senior sister is fierce, if you go in again, be careful that he will cut you with a sword." It's better to learn a little real skills from the teacher first, and then go to the bamboo forest to meet your second senior sister, so that you won't be beaten out by others, don't you feel ashamed? By the way, your second senior sister is beautiful. ”

Seeing his thief-eyed appearance, Mo Tear was really a little suspicious, and the most damned guy had bad intentions.

There is no way! The mud bodhisattva crossing the river itself is difficult to protect, what else have you been to do with it?

Mo Tear didn't hold out any hope, and said decadently, "What are you learning? Shouldn't it be stir-frying, cooking, carrying water, chopping wood?"

Yifan Daoist stopped, smiled slightly, and said proudly: "Teach you the most unique kung fu, we will be masters who will go down the mountain in the future!

Mo Tear was speechless: "What are you going to teach me?"

Yifan Daoist put on an exaggerated golden rooster's shining wing-like movement, and said righteously: "Teach you how to escape for the teacher, in case the lie is exposed, we can save our lives." ”

Young Master Mo, who had been cheated so much, knew that this would be the result, but he didn't expect that this Divine Stick Master would even have a thicker skin than the city wall, and such a humiliating thing could make people hear a unique pride in his mouth.

When I thought of the future, I really had to go down the pit with this magic stick master to be abducted and deceived, and I would live my life. And he was utterly decadent.

After a while, I thought about it, since I couldn't change it, it was a good thing that I could learn the kung fu of escaping, at least, the path down the mountain would never be passed by rolling in the mud again.